User:Vaughan//fhg/

/fhg/

/fhg/
Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
/fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
Founded 9 March 2014 Manager Mike Ditka Owner Roger Goodell IRL manager /fhg/ Team colors HEX color DD4814 Burr Orange Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer >ketchup on steak (11) Top assister The Draft (13) Captain >ketchup on steak Website /fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General Nickname The Dragons
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 14 5 12 31 45.16%
GF GA GD 68 64 +4
Biggest win /fhg/  4–0  /mgr/ August 16th 2020 Biggest defeat /fhg/  0–5  /admin/ March 23rd 2014 First match /fhg/  3–3  /wooo/ March 23rd 2014
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem NFL on FOX Victory Anthem Superb Owl Shuffle Quarterfinals and beyond NFL on NBC theme Goal horn Are You Ready For Some Football? (start at 0:17 if it doesn't auto) Alternate goal horn Welcome back to the /fhg/ draft (for The Draft) Alternate goal horn King of Akron (for SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP) Alternate goal horn International Statement - Alan Bell and Roger Dexter (for braces and more) Alternate goal horn San Diego Super Chargers (for The Chargers Way (to lose))
Kits

/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.

Exports

• tactics: designed by Nathaniel Hackett
• aesthetics: the relaxation of nfl jersey numbers and its consequences
• music: *canned boos intensifies*

Roster

No. Position Player 28   GK I Hate Josh McDaniels 26   CB Comrade Bell 3   CB Broncos Country, Lets Ride 30   CB Biting Kneecaps 222   DMF Scorigami 18   CMF Wheel of Discipline, Presented By FanDuel™ 7   CMF >putting mayo in coffee 23   AMF The Draft 101   SS Beer Snake 10   SS The Culture Used To Be Damn Good 15   CF >ketchup on steak

No. Position Player 2   GK >Black QBs 1   CB Double XP Weekend 14   CB my reffies :) 58   CB Immaculate Grid 8   DMF New York Jets Legend, Aaron Rodgers 27   CMF The Chargers Way (To Lose) 12   CMF My Wife Left Me 19   CMF Cokehead Ownership 20   CMF Butt Punt 21   AMF GREEN GAY 35   SS I Love Rape! 84   SS SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP

Roster Description

Note: Will fill this later

Player	>de scription
Unlike Agholor	Nothing screams Eagles fan like taking time out of your interview about being a hero to shittalk your team's starting WR and his issue with drops.
Assault.	Rudolph started it
The culture is actually damn good	"The culture is actually damn good. These people care," Allen said. "We have a very young core of players that we have brought in here who are accustomed to winning. If you look at the record of these guys they're accustomed to winning. They want to win."
>Tompa Bay	Buccaneers legend Tom Brady.
Scorigami	A term invented by Jon Bois, which has made everyone obsessed over unique scorelines
Bill O'Brien is a hack	>trade a top 5 receiver in the league for a declining aging RB and a 2nd round pick >blow a 24-0 lead in the playoffs >trading Clowney for 2 low tier pass rushers and a 3rd round pick >somehow continue to gather more power despite all these fuckups
>A 2nd round pick on a meme gadget QB	In 4 seasons Carson Wentz has ZERO playoff wins, 48 regular season fumbles. He is 7-20 vs teams over 500. He has no heart no desire to win. His teammates hate him. He has started 5-6 in 3 of his first 4 seasons. Eagles are 24-6 in their last 30 games with Nick Foles
*canned boos*	Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest, all from the comfort of Roger Goodell's basement.
Fuck AB	>burns his feet in a cryotherapy machine >throw a hissy fit and threaten to retire over not being allowed to wear your helmet >get fined for missing practices without reason, proceed to call the GM a cracker >get released, losing all your guaranteed money, and post a video to YouTube about how you're free now >manage to get hired by the Patriots and look set to have played the entire league into the best situation you can find >have sexual and personal misconduct allegations come out which get your cut from New England after 1 game >proceed to bitch and file grievances against both the Raiders and Patriots over your lost $40million before getting into a beef with Logan Paul and just generally proving you're a fucking moron Fuck AB, that is all
Beer Snake	The beer snake represented everything pure and fun about the XFL, fuck you corona-chan
>ketchup on steak	It doesn't matter that he won a Super Bowl MVP, putting ketchup on steak is inexcusable
>Black QBs	>Black QBs >not busts
Cut my dick off for a super bowl	Words by Mike Vrabel who would pay the ultimate price for the Lombardi, unfortunately he chickened out and lost in the AFC Championship game.
>challenging PIs	You dare to challenge me, an NFL referee? You think that I made a wrong decision? Absolutely not, I am never wrong. Throw that flag and lose a challenge if you dare.
>rasm	>paying Goff >paying Gurley only to release him a year later because bad knees >giving up two firsts for Jalen Ramsey >being in cap hell >dick in their logo The absolute STATE of the Los Angeles Rams
Chicago Bears Legend Nick Foles	Ask any Chicago Bears fans about which quarterbacks they can bring in and become a legend compared to Mitchell Trubisky.
Dead Family Members	Who cares if you can run a 4.10 40, can bench 50 times and are the 2nd coming of Jerry Rice, Tom Brady, Deion Sanders, Lawrence Taylor and every hall of famer rolled into 1 player. Unless you have at least 2 dead family members, you're a bust and a fraud
>17 games	It still does not make sense.
Wheel of Discipline	Got busted for PEDs? The wheel landed on 4 games. Beat your wife? The wheel says 2 games, 1 if you're a good boy and apologise. Been in a 500 metre radius of weed? Get the fuck out of this league
Draft Dog
Rax Grissman	During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility. Team doctors who attempted to resuscitate the young boy were hindered in their attempts at CPR due to rib and sternum fractures that apparently occurred while Tim was at the complex. It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”
Fuck You Spanos	The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP	HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
23th March, 2014	/wooo/	Fake Teamb Owl	3-3 D	The Draft  9' DAT BIRD  22' 'o'  38'
23th March, 2014	/wooo/	Fake Teamb Owl	3-2 W	'o'  15' The Draft  34' Davone "DA" Bess  72'
23th March, 2014	/sinaweibo/	Fake Teamb Owl	1-4 L	'o'  82'
23th March, 2014	/admin/	Fake Teamb Owl	0-5 L
4 July, 2016	/giivasunner/	/ag/ League	0-1 L
6 July, 2016	/rgg/	/ag/ League	1-1 D	Dat Bird  55'
8 July, 2016	/moeshit/	/ag/ League	2-2 D	YOU LIKE THAT? 3' Fun times in Cleveland  90+3'
26 August, 2017	/emg/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder	2-5 L	Trust the Process  17' SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP  80'
28 August, 2017	/kanto/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder	1-0 W	>failcunts  78'
28 August, 2017	/kemono/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder	1-1 D	Sir Tim Bradley  70'
3 September, 2017	/trb/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 32	2-0 W	Fun Times in Cleveland  35' Sir Tim Bradley  89'
9 September, 2017	/punic/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 16	4-1 W	SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP  6' Fun Times in Cleveland  35' Sir Tim Bradley  51' >failcunts  76'
10 September, 2017	/emg/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Quarter Finals	3-4 L	SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP  4' Sir Tim Bradley  83' >failcunts  90+4'
7 July, 2018	/mls+ayy/	/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition	4-1 W	SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP  32', 38' Fuck You Spanos  40' Owen Sixteen  90+2'
8 July, 2018	/cbj/	/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition	0-1 L
14 July, 2018	/nba/	/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition	0-2 L
31 August, 2019	/lwa/	/ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl	1-0 W	SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP  9'
1 September, 2019	/nhl/	/ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl	2-1 W	Already Absent Funds  34', 53'
8 September, 2019	/nba/	/ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl	4-3 W	Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man  9', 63', 85' Double Doink  74'
12 September, 2019	/piemonte/	/ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl	2-4 L AET	The Draft  51' SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP  90'
22 May, 2020	/nba/	/sp/erb Owl 2020	4-2 W	SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP  22' Beer Snake  40' >ketchup on steak  63', 75'
23 May, 2020	/tugão/	/sp/erb Owl 2020	3-0 W	*canned boos*  36' >ketchup on steak  71', 76'
29 May, 2020	/mlb/	/sp/erb Owl 2020	1-3 L	The Culture is actually damn good  77'
30 May, 2020	/trb/	/sp/erb Owl 2020	3-5 L AET	SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP  64', 79' The Culture is actually damn good  120+1'
15 August, 2020	/mana/	/ag/ League 5	4-2 W	>ketchup on steak  50', 84' Beer Snake  80' Fuck You Spanos  88'
16 August, 2020	/mgr/	/ag/ League 5	4-0 W	Fuck AB  33' >ketchup on steak  38' The Culture is actually damn good  84' Beer Snake  90'
22 August, 2020	/nhl/	/ag/ League 5	2-1 W	Beer Snake  38' The Culture is actually damn good  88'
27 August, 2020	/mancrim/	/ag/ League 5	1-2 L	The Culture is actually damn good  79'
26 August, 2023	/skeleton/	/ag/ League 7	2-2 D	The Culture Used To Be Damn Good  6' Beer Snake  75'
27 August, 2023	/blood/	/ag/ League 7	6-3 W	>The Culture Used To Be Damn Good  37' The Draft  42' >ketchup on steak  47', 84', 87' Broncos Country, Lets Ride  69'
3 September, 2023	/bird/	/ag/ League 7	2-3 L	>ketchup on steak  20' Broncos Country, Lets Ride  71'

Stats

Goalscorers

Player	Goals
>ketchup on steak	11
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP	10
The Culture [is actually/used to be] damn good	7
Beer Snake	5
The Draft/*canned boos*	5
Sir Tim Bradley	4
Fun Times In Cleveland/Owen Sixteen	4
'o'	3
>Failcunts	3
Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man	3
DAT BIRD	2
Already Absent Funds	2
Fuck You Spanos	2
Broncos Country, Lets Ride	2
Davone "DA" Bess	1
You Like That?	1
Trust The Process	1
Double Doink	1
Fuck AB	1

Assists

Player	Assists
The Draft/*canned boos*	13
>ketchup on steak	6
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP	4
Sir Tim Bradley	3
Scorigami	3
>Failcunts	2
Big Dick Nick	2
Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man	2
>17 games	2
Fuck You Spanos	2
Fuck AB	2
Beer Snake	2
Based Kitties	1
'o'	1
The Prophecy	1
DAT BIRD	1
Roll Damn Jays	1
Trust The Process	1
Cash Considerations	1
Days Of Our Steelers	1
>Mexican Groundskeeping	1
The Culture [is actually/used to be] damn good	1
Butt Punt	1

Saves & Cleansheets

Player	Saves	Cleansheets
>Black QBs	70	3
Unlike Agholor	16	1
Rax Grissman	6	0
I HATE JOSH MCDANIELS	3	0
Grip n Sip	2	0
Aaron Rodgers' Family	1	0