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/trans/

Going down to the store, you lads want anything?

/trans/ - Transfers

Founded

Spring 2017

Manager

Le Park the Bus Man

Owner

/trans/ Committee

IRL manager

Falco !!aXzH59K0ThX

Team colors

Chat color

DA020E
DabU Red

Top scorer

/trans/ Carvery (11)

Top assister

()

Captain

Pogba

Website

/trans/ - Transfers

Nickname

DEM MOYES BOYS

Historic performance

7	3	6			16				43.75%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
33	29	+4

Biggest win
/trans/	3–0	/trb/
17th April 2017

Biggest defeat
/afl/	2–0	/trans/
17th April 2017

First match
/trans/	4–2	/ncaa/
16th April 2017

Team music

Anthem	Gloria
Victory Anthem	Did you see that score G? (It's J)

Goal horn	loadsamoney (Man U)
Pogba Goalhorn	Look At My Dab (Bitch Dab)!
STATE NAME YOUR NAME CUZ Goalhorn	SHAT UP
BIG If True Goalhorn	TSUUUUUUUU

Kits

Exports

/sp/erb Owl 2019 Tactical Export
/sp/erb Owl 2019 Aesthetics Export
/sp/erb Owl 2019 Music Export

Roster

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

>De Gay

3

	LB

Smug Essien.png

4

	CB

Not Even a Top 20 CB

5

	CB

lads LADS

2

	RB

It's G. It's J.

6

	DMF

The Javi Martinez Situation

8

	CMF

FUCK Anime

10

	CMF

>£100m For a WHO Spokesperson

11

	SS

GF to Anon FC

9

	SS

NO REFUND

7

	CF

*Collects Paycheck*

No.

Position

Player

21

	GK

World's Most Expensive Kepa

15

	CB

Realistic Title Challenge

19

	CB

>Gimmickfags

20

	CB

>De Licked

13

	LB

>M-Muh Net Spend

16

	LB

DO SOMETHING LEVY

12

	RB

Anyone But Leicester

14

	RB

No Serie A Rumors!

17

	CMF

Bang Average

18

	CMF

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

22

	CMF

MASSIVE if Authentic

96

	CMF

>>96 (Dead)

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 16, 2017	/ncaa/	/sp/erb Owl Group Stage	4-2 W	>£100M for a dabbing Leroy Fer 16', 45+1' /trans/ Carvery 52' walks to the premier league 87'
April 16, 2017	/bundes/	/sp/erb Owl Group Stage	1-1 D	/trans/ Carvery 44' FEE LOSS O FEE 22'
April 17, 2017	/afl/	/sp/erb Owl Group Stage	2-1 W	/trans/ Carvery 7', 25'
April 17, 2017	/trb/	/sp/erb Owl Semi Final	3-0 W	/trans/ Carvery 4', 61' >£100M for a dabbing Leroy Fer 89'
April 17, 2017	/afl/	/sp/erb Owl Final	0-2 L
26 August 2017	/creepy/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder	4-0 W	4' Walks To The Europa League 22', 90+3' BaTmAn*LoKo 57' /trans/ Carvery
27 August 2017	/rgg/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder	1-1 D	71' >£100M for the """"""next"""""" Yaya Toure
30 August 2017	/umvc3/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder	3-3 D	14', 62' Walks To The Europa League 84' >£100M for the """"""next"""""" Yaya Toure
3 September 2017	/nbl/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder	4-5 L	16' Walks to the Europa League 47' >£100M for the """next""" Yaya Toure 85' /trans/ Carvery 92' BaTmAn*LoKo
31 March 2018	/arse/	/sp/erb Owl 2018 Group Stage	0-3 L
1 April 2018	/ncaa/	/sp/erb Owl 2018 Group Stage	4-0 W	Walks Towards 40 Points 28' BaTmAn*LoKo 53', 86' /trans/ Carvery 56'
7 April 2018	/SerieA/	/sp/erb Owl 2018 Group Stage	0-3 L
19 January 2019	/mlb/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage	2-1 W	collects paycheck 2', 90+4'
20 January 2019	/mls+ayy/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage	3-2 W	collects paycheck 45', 84' /trans/ Carvery 78'
25 January 2019	/epl/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage	0-2 L
26 January 2019	/bundes/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Playoff Round	2-3 L	/trans/ Carvery 50' collects paycheck 62'

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 {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Listen for a second please. Are you listening? LLLAAADDDSSS">lads LADS</span> }}
 {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE G? DO NO TALK TO ME!">It's G. It's J.</span> }}
-{{sq bronze player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Any day now Liverpool will announce they've signed Martinez.">The Javi Martinez Situation</span> }}
+{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Any day now Liverpool will announce they've signed Martinez.">The Javi Martinez Situation</span> }}
 {{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="»»»/a/">FUCK Anime</span> }}
-{{sq bronze player |no=10 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="United paid £100m for this literal meme, and in the process broke the transfer market.">Steve Sidwell's Dabbing Shadow {{captain}}</span> }}
+{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="United paid £100m for this literal meme, and in the process broke the transfer market.">{{greentext|£100m For a WHO Spokesperson}} {{captain}}</span> }}
-{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="BREAKING: GF has snubbed Anon FC in favor of AFC Chad.">GF to Anon FC</span> }}
+{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="BREAKING: GF has snubbed Anon FC in favor of AC Chad CF.">GF to Anon FC</span> }}
-{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="It's that time of the week again... WHERE IS MY MONEY HÖSE??">*Collects Paycheck*</span> }}
+{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Any Dirtmund meme that's sold (see Dumbélél to Farça).">NO REFUND</span> }}
-{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="A collaboration between anons that spawned a fast food chain. Now serving Hope Solo's roast beef!">/trans/ Carvery™</span> }}
+{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="It's that time of the week again... WHERE IS MY MONEY HÖSE??">*Collects Paycheck*</span> }}
 {{sq mid}}
@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="It's Everton's year baby WOOOO!">Realistic Title Challenge</span> }}
 {{sq player |no=19 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Just put a trip on so we can filter you already.">{{greentext|Gimmickfags}}</span> }}
-{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Filters.">Baseduncu</span> }}
+{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Just another example of »le wunderkind meme.">{{greentext|De Licked}}</span> }}
 {{sq player |no=13 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="What fags cling to when defending their trophy-less clubs.">{{greentext|M-Muh Net Spend}}</span> }}
-{{sq player |no=16 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="YOU PROMISED POCH!">DO SOMETHING LEVY</span> }}
+{{sq player |no=16 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="YOU PROMISED MOU!">DO SOMETHING LEVY</span> }}
 {{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="ABLs? No one has anything against Leicester here.">Anyone But Leicester</span> }}
 {{sq player |no=14 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="Nobody cares about Donatello going from Bologna to Salami.">No Serie A Rumors!</span> }}
 {{sq player |no=17 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Every new signing since the beginning of time.">Bang Average</span> }}
 {{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Racist journalists can't discern Lukaku from Stormzy.">STATE YOUR NAME CUZ</span> }}
-{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Ronaldo to United is a rumor every fucking window.">BIG if True</span> }}
+{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Ronaldo back to United is a rumor every fucking window.">MASSIVE if Authentic</span> }}
-{{sq player |no=96 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="ABLiverpoos most used insult.">>>96</span> }}
+{{sq player |no=96 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="ABLiverpoos most used insult.">>>96 (Dead)</span> }}
 {{sq end}}

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