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Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
1	Fuck Off We're Full	GK		There is no space for you island chinks in glorious Australia. We're full so fuck off you illegal immigrant.
17	Best Korea	GK		An utopia where the people are happy, everyone is fed and nothing bad ever happens, all thanks to the leadership of Kim Il-Sung's holy spirit.
23	/balt/	GK		Voted the best general in /int/'s unofficial Battle of Generals, /balt/ is the place where inhabitants of Baltic region gather to discuss their shitty lives, and dank, underground memes are forged.
29	MUH HERITAGE	GK		He may only be 1/16 German physically, but he's 100% German on the inside. A true patriot, just not for the country he's born in.

Defenders

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
2	Designated Shitting Streets	CB		Because concept of toilet is too abstract for a lot of Indian citizens.
3	SWEDEN YES	CB		Always on a crusade for feminism and multiculturalism, the Swedish government puts logic aside to help those poor minorities and women.
37	HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE	LB		HUEHUEHUE, BR? BR?
6	Gondola	RB		Spurdo's autistic Italian cousin. His physiognomy makes him a perfect divegrass player.
9	Belaruse	CB		B
16	Yuropoor	CB		Eating rats and drinking piss just to survive, that is the sad reality for all Europeans. Did you know that they only like one sport? Crazy, isn't it?
4	Non Country	CB		If your country doesn't have x it's pretty much a non country. Always in a battle for relevance, but that dream will never come true.
24	Amerifat	RB		If you hear faint clapping in the distance and the ground is shaking you better run because it's an American and this wall of fat will have no trouble crushing you under its weight. Or you could walk because you would still be faster than it.
13	Rightful Clay	LB		The territory that we used to own a hundred years ago still rightfully belongs to us. Please give it back.

Midfielders

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
5	Pay Denbts	CMF		Greece is in debt and they won't pay it back, so always remind them to pay denbts.
15	REMOVE KEBAB	CMF		you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. A player destined to kick back smelly Muslims to where they came from.
32	Polandball	CMF		Poland can into football. He knows how to handle shit (like your defense) thanks to him being a plumber.
19	>Argentina >white	CMF		Some say Argentina is not white, but that is baseless slander. Just look at me, I'm perfectly white, just like my 100% Germanic genes.
30	A FUCKING LEAF	CMF		Nobody knows how to remove the cuckstamp from your flag AND ruin it at the same time better than Canadians.
8	Sheikh Suleiman Al-Britani	CMF		The most valued member of the Islamic State other than the Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi himself. His online threats were a vital tool in the eventual victory of ISIS over the western world.
20	Proofs?	CMF		Russian troops in Ukraine? I must ask you to substantiate your unfounded claims. Petuh doesn't buy your shit and trusts the only objective medium - Russia Today. So better prepare your sources, proxyhohol.
10	Mehmet, My Son	CMF		Yuo are men now. Yu must choose wife and have children.

Forwards

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
7	Spurdo Spärde	SS		fuggg :DDD
12	Putin	CF		First he came and took Crimea, now he's set his sights on your goal. He is the definition of manliness and has caused more ameriblubber tears than anyone else.

Former players

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
	Fake Moot	GK		An Australian that hacked into 4chan, doxxed a french whore and tore moot a new one. A legend that went where no shitposter has gone before.
	High Quality Olive Oil	GK		Tunisia's greatest export, easily allowing them to claim first world status. Are you not impressed? You just don't get it, it's HIGH QUALITY.
	Falklands	GK		¡Las Malvinas son Argentinas! The Falklands are still rightfully Argentinian clay, too bad they got BTFO by the British when they tried to get them back.
	Spede Pasanen	LB		Finnish comedian and assburger. He's the most serious defender you'll ever meet and he's always on his quest to find his one true love: Serious Discussion.
	Ordnung	RB		Everything has to be perfect, there is no time for mistakes. Ordnung is the simple secret to German economic domination.
	Slavsquat	RB		Holding a bottle of cheap beer in your hand, wearing a tracksuit and squatting on the floor with other people who do the same is the true slavic way.