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/gfg/ is a general that requires you to have an IQ of under 10 to participate in discussions.
Individually we are 01 IQ brainlets, but together we form a mighty faggot.
Echelon 11
Index
- Main article: /gfg/ roster (under construction)
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Retired Players:
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History
/gfg/'s first /vg/ League appearance was a roller coaster of emotions to say the least.
Drawn into Group G along with /2hug/, VGL First Founders /twg/, and perennial powerhouse /drg/, there was no clear path out of the Group Stage for the brainlets.
GFG vs TWG
/gfg/’s debut was a surprisingly close match with /twg/ that saw the brainlets triumph 3-2 over the manlets thanks to an early opening goal by $1 Slut, a brace from WA, and 7 saves from keeper Sleepo Beepo. The army of brainlets in the chat and an impressive showing on the pitch made for an entertaining match and set the stage for /gfg/'s explosion onto the divegrass scene. Between week 1 and 2 a replay of the match made its way onto imageboards in both Taiwan and mainland China. Intrigued, the chink hordes pushed the replay of /gfg/’s triumph to over 3,000 views by week 2 and /gfg/ was officially on the map.
GFG vs 2HUG
Week 2 saw the brainlets’ confidence increase even further as a SOPDOG hat trick and an ALL YOU NEED top shelf snipe from well outside the box gave /gfg/ a 4-1 victory over /2hug/. The match set the new VGL record for highest attendance at 525 (and the Chinese Government had absolutely nothing to do with it). /gfg/ put on a dominating offensive performance with 7 of 7 shots on-target. Confidence was at an all-time high for the brainlets leading into the final week of group play. 6 points in the group and a 4 goal differential meant that topping the group and qualifying into the Ro16 seemed all but assured with /drg/ needing to win by 3 to top the group and 5 to eliminate /gfg/.
GFG vs DRG - !RIGGED RED CARD!
Disaster struck early in week 3 for the brainlets as bronze midfielder ALL YOU NEED earned herself a controversial straight red card from >Greg a mere 8 minutes into the match against /drg/ for her sliding tackle of /drg/'s SEESAW EFFECT. Down a medal and suddenly filled with DESPAIR, Sleepo Beepo immediately gave up goals to HOPE and MEAT ON THE BONE and with 70 minutes still to play /gfg/ found itself down by 2, 1 conceded goal from going to the Survival Round and 3 from being eliminated entirely. /gfg/ live manager Julmer then had streamer QD position the ghostly spirit of ALL YOU NEED in goal next to Sleepo Beepo for the remainder of the match in order to keep her awake. After a positively ASS-CLENCHING 70 minutes of play, /gfg/ had stopped the bleeding at 2-0 and managed to back into a group-topping 6 point 1 GD qualification into the Ro16.
Although the brainlets were elated about making the Ro16, their failure to win or hold /drg/ to 1 goal or fewer meant the end of VGL11 for the cute tsunderes of /2hug/ due to complicated big brain group stage fuckery that is absolutely definitely not rigged. The brainlets of /gfg/ vowed to seek vengeance and push onward in rembrence of /2hug/. They entered the Ro16 with a renewed sense of purpose and finally realized what they were fighting for.
ROUND OF 16 GFG vs GSG
In the Round of 16, /gfg/ drew another VGL First Founder in the form of /gsg/. Despite being down a medal (the renamed Punished 416, formerly ALL YOU NEED), /gfg/ returned to form with a SOPDOG brace, Brainlet UZI's first (and only) save of the tournament and 100% shot efficiency to send the brainlets into the quarterfinals on a 2-0 win over the big brain grand strategists.
== ROUND OF 16 GFG vsMCG ==
The quarters saw /gfg/ facing 9 point group-topper and overall #1 seed /mcg/. Even the most optimistic of brainlet supporters felt that this game was likely the end of a surprising rookie campaign. In a shocking turn of events /gfg/ leapt out to an 0-2 lead early over the blockheads with WAR GOD putting up a brace before the 30 minute mark. However, in the second half 2-0 once again proved itself to be the most dangerous lead as /mcg/'s MAWPC put up a brace of their own. With the match knotted at 2 all after 90, the brainlets and autists headed into eggsdra dime. After 90 minutes of running double memenpress, the /gfg/ midfield was gassed and the situation seemed dire for the brainlets. In a move that completely defied all conventional PES managing wisdom, /gfg/ manager Julmer deployed Girls Frontline corpse-dragging tactics and subbed out 2 gassed medals (School Shooter and Punished 416, both bronze) in favor of fresh non-medals HOMETE and Kryuger. To the stunned amazement of all in attendance, this galaxy brain tactic resulted in a 97th minute goal by WAR GOD from HOMETE to complete her hat trick only to have MAWPC complete their hat trick on a 105+ heartbreaker. In the second half the unprecedented tactic paid off once again in the form of a 107th minute goal-assist from Kryuger to WA. /mcg/ was unable to equalize and the final result was a 4-3 win for /gfg/ in eggsdra dime. At long last Autism was no longer speaking. This result sent /gfg/ through to the semi-finals and guaranteed a medal representative on /vg/’s 2019 Winter Cup roster.
ROUND OF 16 GFG vs DBG
The semi-finals saw /gfg/ face /dbg/ in a battle of chinks v. Mexicans. What followed was 90 minutes of extremely tense divegrass with both sides getting 3 on-target shots and 4 saves by their respective keepers, but at full time the teams were drawn at nil. /gfg/ laid it all on the line in the first period of eggsdra dime and got 2 more on-target shots, but 2 more saves from /dbg/’s Thanks Doc meant that the score was still nil-nil heading into the 2nd half of eggsdra dime. Taking advantage of a gassed /gfg/ midfield and defense, /dbg/'s Gogeta Da was finally able to sneak a shot past Sleepo Beepo and eventual VGL11 champions /dbg/ prevailed over the brainlets 1-0 bringing an end to /gfg/'s championship hopes.
The third place match against /civ4xg/ saw a very efficient showing once again from the /gfg/ offense with 7 of 8 shots on target including a SOPDOG brace, but the defense and goalkeeping was simply not at the level it had been all tournament with Sleepo Beepo saving just 1 and conceding 6. Having narrowly avoided getting Brazil'd, the 6-2 loss was a sour note to end the campaign on for the brainlets, but a 4th place overall showing in their VGL debut assured that SOPDOG would take the pitch as a bronze medal for /vg/. Not bad for a bunch of 01IQ brainlets.
*ROUNDABOUT STARTS PLAYING*
With the disgusting botefuckers of /alg/ nearly spooning VGL11 and failing to advance from their group (rematch for my nigga /alg/), /gfg/ and /alg/ will look to ignite a fierce rivalry on January 19th-27th 2019 during MobaBowl in a match that will assuredly not only prove that PES is a game of skill, but prove once and for all which is the best Chinese gachashit game about girls that also happen to be moe anthropomorphized military equipment.
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| November 24, 2018 |  /twg/
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/vg/ League 11 | 3-2 W |  10' $1 Slut 31', 60' WA
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| November 30, 2018 |  /2hug/
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/vg/ League 11 | 4-1 W | 20', 45+1', 53' Sopdog 89' ALL YOU NEED
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| December 9, 2018 |  /drg/
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/vg/ League 11 | 0-2 L | |
| December 15, 2018 |  /gsg/
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/vg/ League 11 | 2-0 W | 23', 58' Sopdog |
| December 16, 2018 |  /mcg/
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/vg/ League 11 | 4-3 W | 18', 29', 97' WAR GOD 107' WA
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| December 16, 2018 |  /dbg/
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/vg/ League 11 | 0-1 L | |
| December 16, 2018 |  /civ4xg/
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/vg/ League 11 | 2-6 L | 64', 90+4' Sopdog |
Team Statistics
Official Matches
| Player | Caps | Goals | Assists | Yellow cards | Red cards |
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| Sopdog | 7 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| WA | 7 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| WAR GOD | 7 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| All You Need (aka: Punished 416) |
6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Kryuger | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| School Shooter | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Racist Springfield | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HOXY | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| IDW DA NYAA | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| :3!family! | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HOMETE | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Nani Nani | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 1$ Slut | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Wombforce | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Anon's Aunt | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Kalina | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Pasta | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dorm chad | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Grizzly!!! | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ribeyrolles! | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rape Up | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Goallkeepers
| Player | Caps | Saves |
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| Sleepo Beepo | 6 | 28 |
| Brainlet UZI | 2 | 1 |
Gallery
"autism killed by school shooter" - QD 2018
Hoxy saves a close shot.
SOPMOD II's first hat trick.
/gfg/ First goal, scored by their first whale reward.
((((Leaked)))) Sandy Hook CCTV footage
/gfg/ vs /2hug/ results.
/gfg/ vs /mcg/ results.
WA-2000's reward for scoring a goal.
All You Need goes through a traumatic experience less than 5 minutes into the game, costing /gfg/ the match. Upon her next debut, she becomes Punished 416.
416, upon receiving a red card, encourage Sleepo Beepo from the "Ghost lines". Sleepo Beepo fully awakens.
Sleepo Beepo being haunted by 416 still.
/gfg/ getting their first taste of despair in their defeat vs /drg/
No one can beat the 1 IQ, man.
Little SOP showing her support for the team!
Relevant Media
| Aesthetic Export | Audio Export |
