Fakkin Boolsheet Series III

Fakkin Boolsheet Series III: Fahk da Holk Hogan

Tournament details

Host board

/aog/

Dates

28 June - 7 July, 2017

Teams

??

Final positions

Champion

TBD

Runner-up

TBD

Third

TBD

Fourth

TBD

Tournament statistics
Matches
Goals scored	(Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)
Top scorer(s)
Top assister(s)
Golden Glove
Best player	N/A
Yellow cards	(Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)
Red cards	0 (Expression error: Unexpected round operator. per match)

Fakkin Boolsheet Series II

Fakkin Boolsheet Series III: Fahk da Holk Hogan

Snippy Tagline for IV

FAKKIN BOOLSHEET SERIES III WILL TAKE THA PES BREAK ITS BACK FUCK ITS ASS MAKE IT HAMBLE.

Signups

Please sign your team up under the banner of the event you wish for them to compete in. If you don't know yet, feel free to list them here, and they'll be slotted in wherever there's room at (mostly) random. Please don't list a team in more than one area, and no more than one team per manager per slot. And no, councils, this doesn't mean you can have /mlp/ then 50 flavors of pone. Please, if you're part of a council but both want to sign up, use teams that are different.

Please note that due to previous events, we will reserve the right to disallow teams if they don't reach a Standard of Interest. If such a thing happens, we will contact you and possibly see if there's a way to bring your team up to standards.

Signup deadline is June 15th. Exports must be posted by June 24th.

Requirements

Obligatory

A working PES17 export
An anthem
At least one goalhorn
At least one outfielder kit and a goalkeeper kit; two outfielder kits are recommended
Team logo
Team page on the wiki
Mini-logo for the wiki

Highly encouraged

Aesthetics other than kits (custom models)

Discouraged

Sobriety
Taking this shit seriously
Bullying the streamer for rigging an obviously rigged event

Rules

Since this is for shits and giggles, exports may be in any of the recently used formats (i.e. Main Cup format, Tag Team Cup format, /ag/ League Format, /vg/ League Format, etc). I only ask that you obey usual height rules and usual medal rules (Except TTC-format exports, which have GSSSS instead of GGSS).

Prizes

A ride along with Nick Hogan, Hulk Hogan's son

Reserve Teams and Other Signups

These teams either have signed up for an event that didn't make the cut, have some problem, or have volunteered to be reserve teams to fill holes in the event schedule. If there is a problem, it will be listed alongside the signup.

/cyc/ el generalico classico dos Bochumbrew (talk) (Bochumbru (talk) 06:38, 12 April 2017 (UTC))
- El Generalico Classico Dos didn't make the event cut.

Gauntlet

We start off with our first and second seeds pairing off. Winner stays on to move down the ladder. Last team standing wins, whether they won 10 games or only 1. Last time we had /hsg/ run to the title from the third spot, will we see similar or will a late seed ruin dreams?

Sign Ups

/sega/ Please put us in the "Gauntlet 3" event! DrDtroit (talk) 21:06, 11 April 2017 (UTC)
/alloys/ Please put us in Gaunlet 3 Metalsappho (talk) 02:49, 12 April 2017 (UTC)
/dies/ FOREKNOWLEDGE
/bird/ Birds are migrating back just in time for summer. TheWorst (talk) 23:34, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
/ptg/ No brakes on the Trump train, WWIII incoming lads! Canes (talk) 12:16, 3 May 2017 (UTC)
/lwa/ A believing heart is your magic! metagross01 (talk) 20:17, 13 May 2017 (UTC)
/kmd/ Ravioli ravioli and whatnot Blinky (talk) 00:36, 20 May 2017 (UTC)
/garupan/ Armoured Vortex! Windy - 13:48 30 May 2017 (UTC)
/ksg/ Hi! Léo/Usermane - 19h37, 3 June 2017 (UTC)

Gauntlet Order

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Home Run Derby

4 teams play against /trash/, whoever scores the most goals wins. If a team is scored on by /trash/, it is DQ'd and the game is immediately ended. If all 4 teams are DQ'd, /trash/ wins. Which team will walk away as the Home Run Derby hero?

Sign Ups

/thps/ Please put us in the "Home Run Derby" event! DrDtroit (talk) 21:06, 11 April 2017 (UTC)
/nba/ Home Runs? This will be the three point contest. Aitor Karanka !!vHwU8e1Ta/3 00:52, 3 June 2017 (UTC)
/giivasunner/ I'm retiring this fake team after this event because the joke has run dry (´・ω・`) (talk) 05:57, 1 May 2017 (UTC)
/8u/Don't mind me, just taking out /u/'s trash MS (talk) 07:22, 2 May 2017 (UTC)

Schedule

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The Worst Games Ever Played

All minimum height, weight, stats, and no cards. Will there be a goal? Will anyone win? Just to be safe, this will include Benuldies, so don't worry about being in an endless vortex of shit!

Sign Ups

/hida/ Please put us in the "The Worst Game Ever Played" event! DrDtroit (talk) 21:06, 11 April 2017 (UTC)
File:U12 icon.png /u12/ The worst game ever played Bochumbrew (talk) (Bochumbru (talk) 06:38, 12 April 2017 (UTC))
/ll/ Please put us in the The Worst Game Ever Played Ravenire (talk) 15:26, 12 April 2017 (UTC)
/nfl/ TheWorst Game ever: the Butt Fumble TheWorst (talk) 23:34, 17 April 2017 (UTC)

Injuryb Owl 2: Red Dawn

Every player is given Malicia and Destroyer on top of their normal cards. Injuries and ref strictness (among other things) will be set to max as we see what happens first: Forefeit by suspension or forefeit by injury?

Sign Ups

/moeshit/ Please put us in the Injuryb Owl 2: Red Dawn Ravenire (talk) 10:56, 12 April 2017 (UTC)
/jojo/ MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA ORAORAORAORAORA TheWorst (talk) 23:34, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
/drw/ who /1997/ here PAVAL (talk) 22:37, 18 April 2017 (UTC)
/m/u/ Fire up those giant laser beams MS (talk) 10:51, 8 June 2017 (UTC)
/krg/ RIDAH KICK Archie.m.vist (talk) 16:09, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
/hnd/ It's not a foul if there's no blood, ref! Aitor Karanka !!vHwU8e1Ta/3 05:10, 23 May 2017 (UTC)
/agdg/ How do I code realistic blood physics? Incoming (talk) 00:22, 3 June 2017 (UTC)
/domg/ As it turns out, being stepped on by elephants tends to cause injury. Boksi (talk) 08:15, 3 June 2017 (UTC)

Lankyb Owl

7 riggers forwards, langball only, armature cup rules otherwise.

Sign Ups

/f/ Animutation Roster all the way baby Old Man Sou (talk) 22:57, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
/umvc3/ hoping this is enough for this to still happen MagicalCoat (talk) 08:06, 11 June 2017 (UTC)

Choking Bowl

An /a/ team with all Bert vs a /co/ team with all Flash. All purple.

Sign Ups

/Flash/
/Bert/

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Chump Onions Leek 2017

What a year the 2016-2017 4chan Cup season has been. Let's relive the DAWNs and UPs as we gallop through the memories we've been left with, Get Out on the pitch, and (Spring Champ Pun Here)! Throw in a few extra teams, and we'll have a great time celebrating what the last year has left us.

Team List

/mlp/ Summer Champ
/o/ Summer Runner Up
/jp/ Autumn Champ
/p/ Autumn Runner Up
/fit/ Winter Champ
/mu/ Winter Runner Up
/lgbt/ Spring Champ
/n/ Spring Runner Up
/lgbt/ /vg/l Champ
/n/ Runner Up
/vrm/ Tag Team Cup Winner
/hpo/ Tag Team Cup Runner Up
/ck/ Memevitational Champ 1 - Wheel Decide champs)
/csa/ Memevitational Champ 2 - Multinational champs
/block/ (or some other usually OP team)
/Real Madrid/ IRL Champions League winner

Bracket

Round of 16

Quarter-finals

Semi-finals

Final

FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Tournament III

Sign Ups

/dtoy/ Please put us in the "FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Tournament" event! DrDtroit (talk) 21:06, 11 April 2017 (UTC)
/Naruto/ FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Tournament pls MagicalCoat (talk) 21:29, 11 April 2017 (UTC)
/ptg/ Please Build a wall and put us in FAKKIN BOOLSHIET Tournament Canes (talk) 00:04, 12 April 2017 (UTC)
/uv/ MS (talk) 10:51, 8 June 2017 (UTC)
/hvn/ Please put us in the "FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Tournament" event! Alternativeroo (talk) 11:25, 12 April 2017 (GMT)
/sora/ Please put us in the FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Tournament Ravenire (talk) 10:22, 12 April 2017 (UTC)
/hanny/ Haven't decided yet FAKKIN BOOLSHEET (or Golden Hanny if that happens)
/eire/ Please put us in the FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Tournament! Narcissist (talk) 19:22, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
/aog/ HOLD IT! Can't have a tourney without the defending champs! TheWorst (talk) 23:34, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
/ussr/ MarcoZ (talk) 11:00, 18 April 2017 (UTC)
/rw/ 3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE! Megabeastage (talk) 16:06, 21 April 2017 (UTC)
/brony/ Oh, Pinkie, that doesn't sound anything like your song! Magicblue (talk)
/mgr/ WE'RE FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE (hopefully) Dog-chan (talk) 08:41, 1 May 2017 (UTC)
/ink/ くコ:彡 Sargbot (talk) 03:09, 6 May 2017 (UTC)
/mlb/ HEY LLOYD... DO SOME... DELIVERY FOR THE TRUCK... TO THE AIRPORT A THREE RUN HOMER BY SEAGER... lark4cc (talk) 00:08, 15 May 2017 (UTC)
/math/ Finding a mathematical formula for RNG Labcoat (talk)

Bracket

Round of 16

Quarter-finals

Semi-finals

Final

IDEAS

VOTE ON WHICH EVENTS YOU WANT TO SEE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdstUDzS5g-9-ljzYawWrrah0X4w17yawc-F6or47rV45FOYw/viewform?usp=sf_link

Australia Bowl- Everyone needs at least one medal defender
Lankyb Owl - 7 riggers forwards, langball only, armature cup rules otherwise.
Golden hanny - Each player can only have one card
Dragonfagb Owl - 16 team knockout with every team he managed.
Choking Bowl - An /a/ team with all Bert vs a /co/ team with all Flash. All purple.
Beyond Bullshitb Owl - obligatory formations that are illegal by PES standards and obtainable only by editor
The Worst Game Ever Played - All minimum height, weight, stats, and no cards
The GAY Community? - All gay boards
Original Six - 4chan's first 6 boards
Randomb Owl - Teams picked by PES' in-game randomizer
Reverse Divegrass - Normal rules with extra time and benuldies, but the team which gets scored on the most wins.
/block/bowl - Blocks of Cartoons you loved
Nonexistent Bowl - Boards without official teams play
Home Run Derby - 4 teams play against /trash/, whoever scores the most goals wins. If a team is scored on by /trash/, it is DQ'd and the game is immediately ended
Injuryb Owl 2: Red Dawn - Every player is given Malicia and Destroyer on top of their normal cards. Injuries and ref strictness (among other things) will be set to max as we see what happens first: Forefeit by suspension or forefeit by injury?
/sp/ vs /a/ Generalb Owl 2 - /sp/ and /a/'s generals face off again. /sp/ won last time, will it happen again?
The HARLOT MEMORIAL BOWL:
- 99 GOLDEN GOD GOALKEEPER
- Everyone else is 40
- Every team plays 4-3-3 formation of their chosen variation.
- Winner will be decided by the point system:
  - 2 points for goal scored
  - 1 point for save
  - 5 points if GK got MOTM (only winning team can get those)

Schedule

Wednesday, June 28: Gauntlet
Thursday, June 29: Injuryb Owl
Friday, June 30: The Worst Games Ever Played/: Monday, July 1: Chokeb Owl + Chump Onions Leeg Day 1
Tuesday, July 2: Chump Onions Leeg Day 2
Wednesday, July 3: FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Day 1/br> Friday, July 3: FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Day 2
Monday, July 4: Painless Bowl: Suicide Is Painless: WW1 vs WW2 and /vietnam/ vs /korea// .

Exports

List your team here and it's Tactical/Aesthetical export. Please don't .cpk anything, it's a bitch to get out in the wash.

/Naruto/ Invitational 11 Tactics Aesthetics
/ptg/ Invitational 40 (export >soon)
/sora/ Invitational 6 Tactics Aesthetics
/moeshit/ Invitational 7 Stuff will be here someday >soon
/ussr/ Invitational 3 Aesthetic Export Tactical Export (to be replaced >soon)
/aog/ VGL 5 Export actually soon.
/nfl/ Invitational 8 Export when I'm not lazy.
/jojo/ Invitational 27 /jojo/ Aesthetics Tactics when I'm not lazy.
/bird/ Invitational 29 Export when I'm not lazy.
/hnd/ Invitational 28 Export soon™
/nba/ Invitational 12 Tactical export Aesthetics
/uv/ Invitational 9
/ll/ Invitational 10
/alloys/ Invitational 47
/m/u/ Invitational 70
/8u/ Invitational 72
/math/ Invitational 2
/agdg/ VGL 4 Aesthetic
/garupan/ Invitational 37 Export soon I swear!
/kmd/ Invitational 4 Stuff will appear >soon
/csa/ Invitational 5 gonna just go ahead and take this slot so theres no issues later
/mgr/ Invitational 30 Export very >soon
/umvc3/ Invitational 43 Lankyb owl Tactics Aesthetics
/eire/ Invitational 32 Export sooooooon

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