/britpol/

/britpol/
God Save the Queen
/britpol/ - British Politics
Founded June 23rd, 2016 Manager Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth and Defender of the Faith IRL manager 6letters !!9Ddx6tl1+0u Team colors HEX color 00247c Royal Blue Top scorer Are Nige (6) Top assister Are Nige (3) Captain Are Nige Website /britpol/ - British Politics Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 3 4 9 22.22%
GF GA GD 12 20 -8
Biggest win /fsg/  2–3  /britpol/ 6 January 2018 Biggest defeat /mlpol/  3–0  /britpol/ 5 January 2018 First match /ptg/  2–2  /britpol/ 8 July 2017
/pol/eague Appearances 2 (First in /pol/eague 1) Best result 4th, /pol/eague 2
Team music
Anthem Footballs coming home Victory Anthem 1990 WC world in motion Goal horn Jerusalem (on Englands Mountains Green) Are Nige F a r a ge (starts at 50s) Karen DesuDesuDesuDes Jeremy Corbyn Oh, Jeremy Corbyn Mummy May Cassetteboy vs Snooping Charter Alt Victory vs Eire God Save the Queen (85th Anniversary event) Goalposting first Vindaloo
Kits

'ate /eire/ taigs

'ate /ptg/ mutts

'ate /sg/ pakis

'ate /nsg/ stormfags

'ate /mlpol/ horsefuckers

love brexit

love /britpol/

simple as

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK Calais Border #   CB Sadiq Khan #   CB Boris the absolute Madman #   LB >Soft Brexit #   RB Piss Lampshade #   DMF Karen #   CMF >the absolute STATE of Mummy May #   CMF Jeremy "One Man Holocaust Corbyn #   AMF Goalposting #   SS Are Nige #   CF MOGGMENTUM

No. Position Player #   GK Free Tommy Robinstein #   GK Grenfell Tower #   CB Tim "The Milkman" Farron #   CB Minutes silence every fucking day #   LB Your tea brand is shit #   LB indyref2 NEVER EVER #   RB Sajid Javid #   RB Dumbledore's army #   SS Enoch Powell #   DMF Her Majesty the Mutt Duchess #   CMF OI M8 U GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT? #   CMF Eternal Anglo

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	Calais Border		Keeping the immigrants where they belong, in France
GK	Free Tommy Robinstein
GK	Grenfell Tower

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	Sadiq Khan		Indian Mayor of London who has in the past : openly tried to push Turkey through the back door of the EU, pushed anything and everything Islamic, and publicised plans to secede from the UK with an independent London if he got the support of Scotland and France. A straight up traitor.
CB	Boris the Absolute Madman		Previous mayor of London, now MP for Brexit, an adorably insane puppydog of a man with hair trying to flee from his body who somehow always manages to still be the most sane person in the room who made a load of sweeping changes in his Mayorship of London that greatly improved London Transport. Currently vying against May for full leadership.
LB	>Soft Brexit		Not willing to ever follow the will of the people, the Remain camp and EU shills have been pushing a soft brexit, where we only leave the EU in name and leave all the policies in place. A cucks gambit that would only please the banks.
RB	Piss Lampshade
CB	Tim "The Milkman" Farron		Fully skimmed, just like the Lib Dems campaign promises
CB	Minutes Silence Every Fucking Day		A fire, a stabbing, something overseas, then another bombing, 11am every fucking day
LB	Your tea brand is shit		The major players are Tetleys and PG, if you drink Typhoo hand in your passport immediately
LB	indyref 2 NEVER EVER		After a general election which left the SNP in power mainly as a Scottish shitpost against the then MP Gordon Brown, the SNP has lingered despite open Scottish hatred against it and subsequent polls and referendums against leaving the UK. Like an unflushable shit whos only agenda is begging for a second referendum to leave the UK and nothing else.
RB	Sajid Javid
RB	Dumbledore's Army		Writers of children books shouldnt really be trying to call out major world leaders on twitter as if they were equals. The throng of SJW tumblrites claiming to be joining a Dumbledores army resistance group as if that fucking means anything just shows the left logic at its heart even better then the "literally on the floor crying" camp.

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
DMF	Karen		A true patriot who always flies the british flag and shows off her culture when learning new things abroad. Oh and shes a cute animu girl
DMF	Her Majesty the Mutt Duchess
CMF	Eternal Anglo
CMF	OI M8 U GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT?
SS	Enoch Powell
DMF	>the absolute STATE of Mummy May
CMF	Jeremy "One Man Holocaust" Corbyn
AMF	Goalposting

Strikers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
SS	Are Nige		The man, the legend, the unbarrageble Farage. The man who made Brexit a reality. Unfortunately retired during the election leading to UKIP dying like the passengers of a self damaged refugee ship off italy, hopes are he will return to rally Brexit cause no one else fucking will. The dream , God Emperor Trump and God Emperor Farage side by side.
CF	MOGGMENTUM

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
8 July 2017	/ptg/	/pol/eague 1	2-2 D	3', 38' 40 yr old School Child
8 July 2017	/eire/	/pol/eague 1	1-3 L	82' Based Nige
9 July 2017	/sg/	/pol/eague 1	1-1 D	21' Based Nige
5 January 2018	/mlpol/	/pol/eague 2	0–3 L
6 January 2018	/balk/	/pol/eague 2	1–1 D	66' "we know who really won"
6 January 2018	/fsg/	/pol/eague 2	3–2 W	17', 38' Based Nige  80' Mummy May
7 January 2018	/cg/	/pol/eague 2	2–1 W	28' Mummy May  73' Based Nige
7 January 2018	/sg/	/pol/eague 2	0–3 L
7 January 2018	/mlpol/	/pol/eague 2	2–4 L	28' Mummy May  59' Based Nige
21 September 2018	/italypol/	/pol/eague 3
21 September 2018	/lrg/	/pol/eague 3
22 September 2018	/sng/	/pol/eague 3