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'ate /eire/ taigs
'ate /ptg/ mutts
'ate /sg/ pakis
'ate /nsg/ stormfags
'ate /mlpol/ horsefuckers
love brexit
love /britpol/
simple as
Roster
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| Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
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Calais Border | Keeping the immigrants where they belong, in France |
Defenders
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Comrade Corbyn | Having thrown away every single old Labour value and exclusively pushed the free university, pacifist SJW student vote and the free money vote, he was a far short majority behind the Conservatives. A formerly anti EU shill, then Camerons slave dog on Remain, only got into his leadership role by changing the rules on how Labour leadership is gained (Anyone can pay £50 to vote anywhere in the world any party). On every Brexit news he claims "We are the ones who will bring Brexit" as if he knows his sheep will have forgot everything else he has done. | |||
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The Absolute State of Mummy May | C O M P R O M I S E . After endlessly refusing to deliver a pure Brexit sucking EU and Remain dick at every turn she has finally been ousted leading to the current Conservative leadership election. | |||
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>White>Chinese>Girlfriend | Jeremy Hunt uses his chinese wife as a "look i have a chinese wife i cant be racist" card | |||
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Sajid Javid | Home Secretary and unafraid to shit talk muslim and immigrant issues as he is muslim himself | |||
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indyref 2 NEVER EVER | After a general election which left the SNP in power mainly as a Scottish shitpost against the then MP Gordon Brown, the SNP has lingered despite open Scottish hatred against it and subsequent polls and referendums against leaving the UK. Like an unflushable shit whos only agenda is begging for a second referendum to leave the UK and nothing else. | |||
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Her Majesty The Mutt Duchess | Prince Harrys choice of wife is going to lead to a crop of healthy inbred brown princes and princesses that lead a glum look of what could be your future nigger king | |||
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Minutes Silence | A fire, a stabbing, something overseas, then another bombing, 11am every fucking day | |||
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Eddie | Eddie Hitler lookalike Paul Nuttal, UKIP leader in Farages absence but before and after this failed 6 times to get a UKIP seat in the main parliament. Resigned into obscurity in 2017. Also the name of the original tripfag that led to Goalposting | |||
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Mr Slippery | David Cameron former remain cuck Prime Minister who tried to do a Thatcher "walk to EU and demand your money back" spectacularly failed, was forced to call the Brexit referendum that led us to the current situation. And much like former labour and militant pro remain PM Tony Blair cant shut the fuck up as if he still has influence. | |||
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Grenfell 2.0 | More flat fires have occured since Grenfell, most recent one in Barking Gardens |
Midfielders
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Karen | A true patriot who always flies the british flag and shows off her culture while learning new things abroad. Oh and shes a cute animu girl | |||
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Sargon of Cukkad | Carl Benjamin AKA Sargon of Akkad not content with just his intellectual ego being reamed day after day by the likes of Metokur; decided to go into EU politics on a pro Brexit platfrom and failed spectacularly, from ousting other potentially good candidates from UKIP, making quotable statements like "i wouldnt even rape you" and (on age of consent) "it depends on the age of the child" and while his divine grace Farage creating the Brexit party was the real catalyst, Cuckkad got a front row seat as second UKIP chair to watch the election results roll in, leaving what was left of his party with 0 seats and 3% of the vote | |||
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Enoch Powell was Right | ||||
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Moggmentum | Along with Boris one of the forefront faces of unashamed pro Brexit. Declined the leadership race for Prime Minister in Mays absence | |||
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Londonistan | le 44% face. Still mayored by Sadiq Khan, pro independent Londonistan and pushed for backdooring Turkey into the EU | |||
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*Skin flaps in the wind* | Rory Stewart's face is a miracle of physics. One of the Stragglers in the Conservative race. Also former minister for Africa and current minister for international relations. Knows how to deal with niggers | |||
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The Gove Cove | Remain tried to dig up history of him snorting coke, self published in a young businessmen article, he has managed to spin it round to a "whats up fag you never snorted coke?" acceptability pushing the business angle of the conservatives into the debates | |||
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Absolute Madlad | Previous mayor of London, now MP on a pro Brexit platform, an adorably insane puppydog of a man with hair trying to flee from his body who somehow always manages to still be the most sane person in the room who made a load of sweeping changes in his Mayorship of London that greatly improved London Transport. Managed to climb into the office of Foriegn Minister before resigning over Mays compromise. Currently in the lead for Tory leadership after Mays exit | |||
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>Soft Brexit | Not willing to ever follow the will of the people, the Remain camp and EU shills have been pushing a soft Brexit, where we only leave the EU in name and leave all the policies in place. A cucks gambit that would only please the banks. In the past this was the attempt to make leaving the EU illegal by fuddling the rights of sovereignty. In more recent times they were more successful in creating the framework for a no deal Brexit to be illegal. |
Strikers
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Are Nige | The man, the legend, the unbarrageble Farage. The man who made Brexit a reality. He had formerly retired during the election leading to UKIP dying like the passengers of a self damaged refugee ship off Italy, returning triumphantly with no platform or propaganda just creating the Brexit party out of the ashes of UKIP entirely on the merits of Brexit means Brexit. The dream , God Emperor Trump and God Emperor Farage side by side. | |||
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GoalPosting | Noice goal m8 me ol'man used to be a builder Ol 'Woz he woz aye, maybe i cud get ' lads togeva mekk u sum new unns proper shiney loik. Oh oh its nat yoire goal iz it naa y'just fukkin borrowing it arennnt ya are ya you cheeki fukkin cunt just standing in front of it like. Git off that fucking goal then ya slag u think yooos can tekk me yous wanna have a go douz ya, douz YA. I waz fighting before you were fukkin born i waz fighting before I waz fukkin born inside me dads bollocks probably makkin theez fukking goalposts youz standing in front of riet now. Aww how many times you thinkk haz Ngubu haz scored in these nets. Fucking love Ngubu me, got him tattoed on me back even though he transferred straight after to FUKKIN SOUF i still love him me. Score some goals you mad bastard ye. Oh yuh still ere, gonna tri an blokk me shot are ya yure a bloodeh legend you jumpy little bastard yoos fukking champion. | |||
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Ngubu | Cum back Ngubu we missez youz |
Match History
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 8 July 2017 |  /ptg/
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/pol/eague 1 | 2–2 D |  3', 38' 40 yr old School Child
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| 8 July 2017 |  /eire/
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/pol/eague 1 | 1–3 L | 82' Based Nige
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| 9 July 2017 |  /sg/
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/pol/eague 1 | 1–1 D | 21' Based Nige
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| 5 January 2018 |  /mlpol/
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/pol/eague 2 | 0–3 L | |
| 6 January 2018 |  /balk/
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/pol/eague 2 | 1–1 D | 66' "we know who really won"
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| 6 January 2018 |  /fsg/
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/pol/eague 2 | 3–2 W | 17', 38' Based Nige 80' Mummy May
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| 7 January 2018 |  /cg/
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/pol/eague 2 | 2–1 W | 28' Mummy May 73' Based Nige
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| 7 January 2018 | /sg/
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/pol/eague 2 | 0–3 L | |
| 7 January 2018 | /mlpol/
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/pol/eague 2 | 2–4 L | 28' Mummy May 59' Based Nige
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| 21 September 2018 |  /italypol/
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/pol/eague 3 | 0–2 L | |
| 21 September 2018 |  /lrg/
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/pol/eague 3 | 0–1 L | |
| 22 September 2018 |  /sng/
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/pol/eague 3 | 2–1 W | 11' MOGGMENTUM 85' Goalposting
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| 22 June 2019 | /mlpol/
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/pol/eague 4 | 3–3 D | 5', 58' Are Nige 24' Goalposting
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| 23 June 2019 |  /pay/
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/pol/eague 4 | 2–1 W | 6' Are Nige 80' Karen
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| 29 June 2019 |  /tcr/
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/pol/eague 4 | 0–2 L | |
| 30 June 2019 | /italypol/
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/pol/eague 4 | 3–2 W | 3', 67' Goalposting 90+1' Sargon of Cukkad
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| 30 June 2019 |  /nsg/
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/pol/eague 4 | 7–3 W | 16', 45+1', 48', 55', 68' Are Nige 86', 89' Goalposting
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| 30 June 2019 | /mlpol/
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/pol/eague 4 | 1–2 L (a.e.t.) | 69' Are Nige
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| 6 June 2020 | /tcr/
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/pol/eague 5 | 3–2 W | 53', 80' Sargon of Cukkad 63' Are Nige
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| 7 June 2020 | /cg/
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/pol/eague 5 | 3–4 L | 3', 41', 61' Are Nige
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| 13 June 2020 |  /sig/
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/pol/eague 5 | 7–0 W | 4', 45+1', 58' Are Nige 12' Absolute Madlad 73' Paki Rape Gangs 80', 90+4' Goalposting
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| 14 June 2020 | /italypol/
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/pol/eague 5 | 1–0 W | 51' Are Nige
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| 14 June 2020 | /tcr/
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/pol/eague 5 | 3–0 W | 19' Gypsy King 34', 77' Absolute Madlad
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| 14 June 2020 |  /leftypol/
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/pol/eague 5 | 1–0 W | 35' Paki Rape Gangs
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Honours
/pol/eague 4: 2nd Place
/pol/eague 4: Are Nige : Golden Boot
/pol/eague 4: Karen : Golden Ball
/pol/eague 4: Calais Border : Golden Glove
/pol/eague 5: 1st Place
/pol/eague 5: Team of the Tournament
/pol/eague 5: Goal of the Tournament
/pol/eague 5: /pol/itician's Iron Cross
/pol/eague 5: Best Victory Anthem
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