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| Ethan Allen || | | Ethan Allen ||"Come York or come Hampshire, come traitors or knaves, | ||
If ye rule o'er our land ye shall rule o'er our graves;<br> | |||
Our vow is recorded–our banner unfurled,<br> | |||
In the name of Vermont we defy all the world!" | |||
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| Massachusetts Imperialism || People in the rest of New England complain about Massachusetts on a daily basis. People in Massachusetts barely remember New England has other states. | | Massachusetts Imperialism || People in the rest of New England complain about Massachusetts on a daily basis. People in Massachusetts barely remember New England has other states. |
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Player | >de scription |
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Bahston | 100x better than the cesspool that is New York City. |
WASP | "Why has the rest of country failed at embracing diversity?" -Man who lives in a town with 3 total people who aren't White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. |
Dunkin Donuts | Even some nowhere town in the woods of Northern Maine will have at least 2 Dunkin Donuts. We can't function as a society without it. |
L. L. Bean | Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from. Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel. |
The Lake | It's not a Great Lake, but we think it's pretty great. It serves as a natural barrier to the uncivilized peoples to the west. |
Springfield | Springfield will kill any attackers that get too close to the goal...and any of his own teammates too. |
Yale | It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really! |
The Big Dig | $22 BILLION DOLLARS FOR 4 MILES OF HIGHWAY |
Rhode Island is (not)a real state | South Massachusetts, home to discount Boston, the Discount Red Sox, and the Discount Bruins. |
Harvard | The GOAT University |
Ethan Allen | "Come York or come Hampshire, come traitors or knaves,
If ye rule o'er our land ye shall rule o'er our graves; |
Massachusetts Imperialism | People in the rest of New England complain about Massachusetts on a daily basis. People in Massachusetts barely remember New England has other states. |
Clam Chowder | If you put tomatoes in it we'll shiv you. |
White License Plate | It's either a Masshole who might accidentally run you over, a Quebecois who might run you over on purpose, or if you're lucky, just the police. |
Wicked | Slang for "awesome" |
The Kennedys | They were the most powerful family in America...then two of them got murdered and another became an alcoholic. RIPIP ;_; |
Red Sox | People may differ on their sports loyalties in the winter(Canadiens/Bruins), but everyone comes together to root for the Sox in April. |
Nor'easter | Normally New England weather travels Northeast up from the Great Lakes. If there's a storm coming Southwest from Canada shit's about to get real. |
Maple Syrup | That "Maple Flavored" Syrup they sell in the rest of the country is disgusting, how does anyone eat that? |
Tax Free Zone | New Hampshire has no sales tax. 99% of all items over $1000 are purchased there. |
Hartford Whalers | Everyone's 2nd favorite Hockey team until they died in 1997 [BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES] |
College Hockey | It's a big fucking deal man. College Basketball? Who even watches that trash? |
Martha's Vineyard | The only place nice enough for the President of the United States' permanent vacation home. |