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"Play better win more"
/omg/ - Omega Strikers General
Founded October 26 2023 Manager /ourblob/ Owner Aeslop IRL manager Team colors Chat color 62fffc Omega Energy Blue Ranking Highest rank () Lowest rank () Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /omg/ - Omega Strikers General Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
/vg/ League Appearances (First in ) Best result ,
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]
Kits

Intro Text

Team

No. Position Player 1   GK >finii goalie 3   CB ROON 2   CB COLLECT 4   CB His Autistic Wife 5   DMF Gone Fishing 6   CMF Big Boy Season 9   AMF Plat Plat Plat Get Demoted 10   CMF BROOL 7   CMF Stinky Witch 8   AMF BANISHED 11   CF Drek???

No. Position Player 12   GK Need Choco Tomboy 13   CB Real Hag Hours 14   CB Dont Pet the Tsun Cat 15   CB Soniis Socks 16   CB EOS next week 17   CB Small Indie company 18   DMF Friends Online 0 19   DMF CBT Office Lady 20   DMF GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST 21   CMF LOADING.... 22   CMF Slimed.com 23   CMF Customs Doko?

Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result/Stats	Scorers	Dates/Vod
/vg/ League 21	/vg/_League_21	-	-	-	-
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Statistics

Player	Goals	Assists
Drekar ?	0	0
BANISHED	0	0

Player	Saves
>finii goalie	0
Real Hag Hours	0

Roster

Name	Picture	Description
Drek?		Omega Strikers doesnt have an in match chatbox, as such when someone has really fucked up the most you can do to rub in what they did is grab the most toxic emotes you have available to you and spam them in his fucking face till he fucking learns. Drek? Kai? Vienna4k ClownJuno and Julipunch are all well used favourites but more come in each update. They originally planned a super gay update for pride month with trans and gay flag painted blobbo emotes, but when they realised what we would actually use those emotes for, they quietly shelved the emotes.
BANISHED		A once common sight in /omg/ customs matches, where the match would freeze and kick everyone with 15 minute afk leaver penalty blocking them from being able to remake a game.
Stinky Witch		Imagine the smell, conceptualise the aroma, think the stink, idealise the steam rise, stinky need girl with unbrushed unwashed messy bedhead hair, thick thighs dripping with thigh sweat and a desperate never ending (and unrequited) need to get with Kai from her team
BROOL	File:Sample.png	The Goalie cant save shots if hes fucking dead. Originally the realm of X and Juliette, other powerhouses in Zentaro and Vyce also roam the streets like Jack the Ripper.
PlatPlatPlatGetDemoted	File:Sample.png	Platinum is a rolling hellscape of demotions as the system gives you less points for win than you lose on a loss and everyone slowly realises they really arent worth more than gold rank
Big Boy Season		Wow Hamsters sure grow big huh?
Gone Fishing		Ai.mis app is a fertile fishing hole for Rasmus who normally struggles to kill with his ult since its a pull in a game with Smash style blast zone kills. On Ai.mis app however theres a massive gaping wet hole in the middle begging to be filled and Rasmus can just wait patiently and reel them in like fish.
His Autistic Wife		A ritual poster who replies early in thread in reference to Octavia, claiming her as "my autistic wife!". And sometimes adding other items she might like if she was autistic such as an adult teething ring, super mario rpg, and a yamaha keyboard. There is some reference to Octavia having something in the lore, as it is very difficult for her to focus on anything but electronic music, including talking with her sister.
COLLECT		IS THAT A NEWFRIEND I SMELL *sniifffff* IT IS! I SMELL A NEWBOY A NEWFRIEND I SMELL NEWBOY SMELL IT SMELLS AMAZINNNGGG GET COLLECTED GET COLLECTED!. This predatory practice started as there is very little ingame communication, so the standard way for the thread to make groups was to add as many confirmed omg friends or just people you saw in omg images/webms as you could, and just blind scattershot 100 invites whenever you wanted to play.
ROON	File:Sample.png	Dark Forbidden Master of own goals. Will score more goals for the enemy team than your own everytime
>finii goalie	File:Sample.png	Finii is a good goalie i swear, just ignore the fact her primary is really thin, she has no non ult blocking move, and no speed move. But shes cute bro. Just let me goalie finii bro.
Need Choco Tomboy		Juliette was built for Big White Cock. Pure brazilian genes her clothes absolutely dripping with excercise sweat.
Real Hag Hours		Hag Sex. Seeeeex. Oh wont someone save Estelles last dying egg in her uterus from being wasted, a body aged like fine wine, adventure into that old dusty womb and bring back the holy grail of pregnancy.
Dont Pet the TsunCat		Ai.mi is very much a tsuntsuntsuntsundere. Pet at your own risk.
Soniis Socks	File:Sample.png
EOS Next Week		Omega Strikers steam numbers steadily decline every day and a few doomposters constantly posit that, next week for sure the game is dead this time.
Small Indie Company	File:Sample.png	Despite having millions of dollars in investment capital even the most basic of bugs either never get fixed, or old ones resurface after newer patches like the worst mix of tf2 spaghetti code and indian pajeet coding. This is despite that when they opened up job offers they all claimed that people working there need "6+ years experience in the role".
Friends Online : 0		OCE Friends.... Doko
CBT Office Lady		Currently newest character on the block, a suited and high heel booted office lady whos here to impress. She wont step on your balls but she will give your cock a scathing bad review on the internal company Yapster
GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST		A defualt ability all strikers have is that if your dodge meter is full, you can spend it instead for a "coreflip" that temporarily makes you and the core invincible and the next time you hit it it goes really fast. An essential and powerful tool for both forwards and goalies that will cause agonising frustration when you realise one of your teammates absolutely refuses or forgets to use it.
Loading...		Whenever a match fails to load or the server fails to properly create the match people get stuck in 5 minutes of looking at a black loading screen. A blight upon our people that Ody keeps claiming theyve fixed then it keeps coming back.
Slimed.com	File:Sample.png	Juno is a slimegirl whos moves all come with a bonus blobbo that lasts a few seconds and move a little andcan independently strike by itself, or be redirected by Juno herself. One of the worst ways to lose a match is forget the blobbo is there and kick right into it, creating a quick and embarrasing goal.
Customs Doko?	File:Sample.png	Similar to the COLLECT player, asking for customs is a common request in the thread and forced the creation of a google sheet to be a holding pattern for when theres no COLLECTORS online. Much like a public bathroom door, the sheet becomes a sprawling mess of shitposts on the daily.