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"Play better win more"
/omg/ - Omega Strikers General
Founded October 26 2023 Manager /ourblob/ Owner Aeslop IRL manager Team colors Chat color 62fffc Omega Energy Blue Ranking Highest rank () Lowest rank () Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /omg/ - Omega Strikers General Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
/vg/ League Appearances (First in ) Best result ,
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]
Kits

Intro Text

Team

No. Position Player 1   GK >finii goalie 3   CB ROON 2   CB COLLECT 4   CB His Autistic Wife 5   DMF Gone Fishing 6   CMF Big Boy Season 9   AMF Plat Plat Plat Get Demoted 10   CMF BROOL 7   CMF Stinky Witch 8   AMF BANISHED 11   CF Drek???

No. Position Player 12   GK Need Choco Tomboy 13   CB Real Hag Hours 14   CB Dont Pet the Tsun Cat 15   CB Soniis Socks 16   CB EOS next week 17   CB Small Indie company 18   DMF Friends Online 0 19   DMF CBT Office Lady 20   DMF GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST 21   CMF LOADING.... 22   CMF Slimed.com 23   CMF Customs Doko?

Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result/Stats	Scorers	Dates/Vod
/vg/ League 21	/vg/_League_21	-	-	-	-
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Statistics

Player	Goals	Assists
Drekar ?	0	0
BANISHED	0	0

Player	Saves
>finii goalie	0
Real Hag Hours	0

Roster

Name	Picture	Description
Drek?		Omega Strikers doesnt have an in match chatbox, as such when someone has really fucked up the most you can do to rub in what they did is grab the most toxic emotes you have available to you and spam them in his fucking face till he fucking learns. Drek? Kai? Vienna4k ClownJuno and Julipunch are all well used favourites but more come in each update. They originally planned a super gay update for pride month with trans and gay flag painted blobbo emotes, but when they realised what we would actually use those emotes for, they quietly shelved the emotes.
BANISHED		A once common sight in /omg/ customs matches, where the match would freeze and kick everyone with 15 minute afk leaver penalty blocking them from being able to remake a game.
Stinky Witch		Imagine the smell, conceptualise the aroma, think the stink, idealise the steam rise, stinky need girl with unbrushed unwashed messy bedhead hair, thick thighs dripping with thigh sweat and a desperate never ending (and unrequited) need to get with Kai from her team
BROOL	File:Sample.png
PlatPlatPlatGetDemoted	File:Sample.png	Platinum is a rolling hellscape of demotions as the system gives you less points for win than you lose on a loss and everyone slowly realises they really arent worth more than gold rtank
Big Boy Season		Wow Hamsters sure grow big huh?
Gone Fishing
His Autistic Wife
COLLECT
ROON	File:Sample.png
>finii goalie	File:Sample.png
Need Choco Tomboy
Real Hag Hours
Dont Pet the TsunCat
Soniis Socks	File:Sample.png
EOS Next Week
Small Indie Company	File:Sample.png
Friends Online : 0
CBT Office Lady
GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST	File:Sample.png
Loading...	File:Sample.png
Slimed.com	File:Sample.png
Customs Doko?	File:Sample.png