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Match History
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result/Stats | Scorers | Dates/Vod |
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 /vg/ League 21 |
Group Stage |  /utg/
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6-4 | Drek?  7'  Small Indie Company' BROOL 22' Drek?' Drek? 32' BROOL 79' Drek?'
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24 November 2023 |
 /fgog/
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2-1 | BANISHED 5' BROOL' BANISHED 11' Drek?'
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3 December 2023 | ||
 /akg/
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2-2 | BANISHED 19' Drek?' Drek?(P) 87'
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9 December 2023 |
Statistics
| Player | Goals | Assists |
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| Drekar? | 3 | 4 |
| BANISHED | 3 | 0 |
| BROOL | 2 | 1 |
| Small Indie Company | 0 | 1 |
| The Goalie >we deserve | Saves |
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| >finii goalie | 6 |
Roster
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| Drek? | 
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Omega Strikers doesnt have an in match chatbox, as such when someone has really fucked up the most you can do to rub in what they did is grab the most toxic emotes you have available to you and spam them in his fucking face till he fucking learns. Drek? Kai? Vienna4k ClownJuno and Julipunch are all well used favourites but more come in each update. They originally planned a super gay update for pride month with trans and gay flag painted blobbo emotes, but when they realised what we would actually use those emotes for, they quietly shelved the emotes. |
| BANISHED | 
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A once common sight in /omg/ customs matches, where the match would freeze and kick everyone with 15 minute afk leaver penalty blocking them from being able to remake a game. |
| Stinky Witch | 
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Imagine the smell, conceptualise the aroma, think the stink, idealise the steam rise, stinky need girl with unbrushed unwashed messy bedhead hair, thick thighs dripping with thigh sweat and a desperate never ending (and unrequited) need to get with Kai from her team |
| BROOL | 
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The Goalie cant save shots if hes fucking dead. Originally the realm of X and Juliette, other powerhouses in Zentaro and Vyce also roam the streets like Jack the Ripper. |
| PlatPlatPlatGetDemoted | 
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Platinum is a rolling hellscape of demotions as the system gives you less points for win than you lose on a loss and everyone slowly realises they really arent worth more than gold rank |
| Big Boy Season | 
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Wow Hamsters sure grow big huh? |
| Gone Fishing | 
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Ai.mis app is a fertile fishing hole for Rasmus who normally struggles to kill with his ult since its a pull in a game with Smash style blast zone kills. On Ai.mis app however theres a massive gaping wet hole in the middle begging to be filled and Rasmus can just wait patiently and reel them in like fish. |
| His Autistic Wife | 
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A ritual poster who replies early in thread in reference to Octavia, claiming her as "my autistic wife!". And sometimes adding other items she might like if she was autistic such as an adult teething ring, super mario rpg, and a yamaha keyboard. There is some reference to Octavia having something in the lore, as it is very difficult for her to focus on anything but electronic music, including talking with her sister. |
| COLLECT | 
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IS THAT A NEWFRIEND I SMELL *sniifffff* IT IS! I SMELL A NEWBOY A NEWFRIEND I SMELL NEWBOY SMELL IT SMELLS AMAZINNNGGG GET COLLECTED GET COLLECTED!. This predatory practice started as there is very little ingame communication, so the standard way for the thread to make groups was to add as many confirmed omg friends or just people you saw in omg images/webms as you could, and just blind scattershot 100 invites whenever you wanted to play. |
| ROON | 
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Dark Forbidden Master of own goals. Will score more goals for the enemy team than your own everytime |
| >finii goalie | 
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Finii is a good goalie i swear, just ignore the fact her primary is really thin, she has no non ult blocking move, and no speed move. But shes cute bro. Just let me goalie finii bro. |
| Need Choco Tomboy | 
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Juliette was built for Big White Cock. Pure brazilian genes her clothes absolutely dripping with excercise sweat. |
| Real Hag Hours | 
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Hag Sex. Seeeeex. Oh wont someone save Estelles last dying egg in her uterus from being wasted, a body aged like fine wine, adventure into that old dusty womb and bring back the holy grail of pregnancy. |
| Dont Pet the TsunCat | 
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Ai.mi is very much a tsuntsuntsuntsundere. Pet at your own risk. |
| Belly Bros | File:Team BellyBros.png | Winners of the second (third if you count the lore one) internal board tournament |
| EOS Now™ | 
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Omega Strikers steam numbers steadily decline every day and a few doomposters constantly posit that, next week for sure the game is dead this time. Edit : It actually might be dead now [1] |
| Small Indie Company | 
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Despite having millions of dollars in investment capital even the most basic of bugs either never get fixed, or old ones resurface after newer patches like the worst mix of tf2 spaghetti code and indian pajeet coding. This is despite that when they opened up job offers they all claimed that people working there need "6+ years experience in the role". |
| Friends Online : 0 | 
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OCE Friends.... Doko |
| CBT Office Lady | 
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Currently newest character on the block, a suited and high heel booted office lady whos here to impress. She wont step on your balls but she will give your cock a scathing bad review on the internal company Yapster |
| GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST | 
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A defualt ability all strikers have is that if your dodge meter is full, you can spend it instead for a "coreflip" that temporarily makes you and the core invincible and the next time you hit it it goes really fast. An essential and powerful tool for both forwards and goalies that will cause agonising frustration when you realise one of your teammates absolutely refuses or forgets to use it. |
| Loading... | 
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Whenever a match fails to load or the server fails to properly create the match people get stuck in 5 minutes of looking at a black loading screen. A blight upon our people that Ody keeps claiming theyve fixed then it keeps coming back. |
| Slimed.com | 
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Juno is a slimegirl whos moves all come with a bonus blobbo that lasts a few seconds and move a little andcan independently strike by itself, or be redirected by Juno herself. One of the worst ways to lose a match is forget the blobbo is there and kick right into it, creating a quick and embarrasing goal. |
| Customs Doko? | 
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Similar to the COLLECT player, asking for customs is a common request in the thread and forced the creation of a google sheet to be a holding pattern for when theres no COLLECTORS online.
Much like a public bathroom door, the sheet becomes a sprawling mess of shitposts on the daily. |
(Potentially)Retired
| Name | Picture | Description |
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| Soniis Socks | 
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Winners of the first internal board tournament (and also their logo on the team) |
