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|Gold Glove winner and former record holder for saves in a single cup with 26 saves, Stephen Hawking tragically passed recently leaving a intelligent void in his wake. May he make beautiful saves in the after life. | |Gold Glove winner and former record holder for saves in a single cup with 26 saves, Stephen Hawking tragically passed recently leaving a intelligent void in his wake. May he make beautiful saves in the after life. | ||
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| | |Currently has the big brain ℙℍ𝔼ℕ𝕆𝕋𝕐ℙ𝔼 that Ashkenazi women crave. | ||
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|Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty. | |Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty. | ||
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| | |Sun of Lava/Ice | ||
| | |A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen? | ||
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|{{greentext|Mathematics Degree <br> >300k Starting <br> >Any Job I want}} | |{{greentext|Mathematics Degree <br> >300k Starting <br> >Any Job I want}} | ||
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| | |When the Comp Sci undergrad sees something that's mildly more challenging than linear algebra. | ||
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| | |Jon Tooker | ||
| | |"You come up to bother me and interrupt my sandwich making and cancel my sandwich. It's not my fault that you're a nigger." - Jon Tooker, minutes before being cancelled, 2020 | ||
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|{{tt|1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12|Alternatively call it The Riemann Zeta function}} | |{{tt|1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12|Alternatively call it The Riemann Zeta function}} | ||
|Ha ha sweetie, postive numbers can't be added up to make a negitive (; | |Ha ha sweetie, postive numbers can't be added up to make a negitive (; | ||
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| | |Wernher von Braun | ||
| | |After being poached by the Americans from the Germans, von Braun proceeded to become an icon for the spaceflight community. As always, try posting your rarest von Braun pictures. | ||
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| | |The pusher of $doge, the <strike>Monorail</strike> Hyperloop salesman, the man that will take humanity to Mars and will provide the Teslas to drive in it too. Daddy Elon can do no wrong, except for being on Saturday Night Live to confirm the fact that television is indeed dead. Can you believe this memelord is the richest man alive? Us neither. | ||
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| | |Norman Wildberger | ||
| | |A mathematician that has transcended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals. | ||
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|The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. Richard Feynman lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/. | |||
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Revision as of 05:37, 30 June 2021
For the main article go to /sci/ As of now nothing here is final.
| Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold | Bronze |
Active Players
Goal Keepers
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
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Stephen Hawking | Gold Glove winner and former record holder for saves in a single cup with 26 saves, Stephen Hawking tragically passed recently leaving a intelligent void in his wake. May he make beautiful saves in the after life. |
| 35 | 
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Ed Witten | Currently has the big brain ℙℍ𝔼ℕ𝕆𝕋𝕐ℙ𝔼 that Ashkenazi women crave. |
Left Backs
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 43 | 
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Cool Science Facts | "They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
| 69 | 
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Homo Engineer | Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors. |
| 15 | 
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You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This | I can't deal with all the stress these math anime girls are putting on me. Also definitely not a Makise Kurisu thread. |
Center Backs
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 
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>Biology >Hard Science | Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors. |
| 9 | 
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>>>/x/ | Man, that big crunch sure is spooky ain't it /sci/? |
| 5 | 
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Is coffee good for you? | Yeah, I know you asked us about buoyancy but those milkers, man. |
| 14 | 
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The product rule remains my specialty | Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty. |
| 10 | 
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Sun of Lava/Ice | A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen? |
Right Backs
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30 | 
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300k Starting | >Mathematics Degree >300k Starting >Any Job I want |
| 6 | 
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>undergrad category theorist | When the Comp Sci undergrad sees something that's mildly more challenging than linear algebra. |
| 96 | 
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CS Pleb | "HA, Atleast my degree will get me a job. Have fun scum sucking math majors!" |
Defensive Midfielder
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18 | 
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Jon Tooker | "You come up to bother me and interrupt my sandwich making and cancel my sandwich. It's not my fault that you're a nigger." - Jon Tooker, minutes before being cancelled, 2020 |
Center Midfielder
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | 
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Triple Integrals | Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives. |
| 8 | 
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Carl Sagan | Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars. |
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1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12 | Ha ha sweetie, postive numbers can't be added up to make a negitive (; |
| 99 | 
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Does 0.999... = 1? | A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall. |
| 28 | 
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Wernher von Braun | After being poached by the Americans from the Germans, von Braun proceeded to become an icon for the spaceflight community. As always, try posting your rarest von Braun pictures. |
| 1 | 
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Aspie African | The pusher of $doge, the |
Attacking Midfielder
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
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Norman Wildberger | A mathematician that has transcended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals. |
Center Forwards
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
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| 23 | 
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Shinichi Mochizuki | 望月新一の安否確認情報 2020年03月10日 21：00現在： 元気にやっています。 |
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Richard Feynman | The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. Richard Feynman lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/. |
Retired Player
Goal Keepers
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
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| 90 | 
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Thorium | Before Hawking was in the lime light, Thorium was the golden star of the /sci/ team. Playing since the team's founding. In June of 2014 he won the player of the month award, being the second /sci/ player to do so. His prominence as not only a better substitute to uranium, but as a goalkeeper will live on through /sci/'s history. |
Center Backs
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
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| 6 | 
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Evolutionary Purpose | What's the evolutionary purpose of divegrass? |
Right Backs
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
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| 18 | 
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John von Neumann | An important mathematician whose work will only end up being used by compsci fags |
| 0 | 
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Earth-chan | "I-I'm not Flat!" |
Midfielders
| Number | Picture | Name | Description |
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| 5 | 
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Spectrum | Gender, like sex, is on a spectrum |
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GauB | Mathematics is the queen of the sciences |
| 21 | 
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Theory (a gauss) | ow can u guise belieev in evlelution, it's just a theory (a gauss) |