/sci/ Roster

Current and Former players for /sci/. As of now nothing here is final.

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Starter

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Gold

Bronze

Active Players

Goal Keepers

Number	Picture	Name	Description
34		Stephen Hawking	Gold Glove winner and former record holder for saves in a single cup with 26 saves, Stephen Hawking tragically passed recently leaving a intelligent void in his wake. May he make beautiful saves in the after life.
35		Ed Witten	Currently has the big brain ℙℍ𝔼ℕ𝕆𝕋𝕐ℙ𝔼 that Ashkenazi women crave.

Left Backs

Number	Picture	Name	Description
43		Cool Science Facts	"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson
69		Homo Engineer	Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors.
15		You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This	I can't deal with all the stress these math anime girls are putting on me. Also definitely not a Makise Kurisu thread.

Center Backs

Number	Picture	Name	Description
4		>Biology >Hard Science	Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors.
9		>>>/x/	Man, that big crunch sure is spooky ain't it /sci/?
5		Is coffee good for you?	Yeah, I know you asked us about buoyancy but those milkers, man.
14		The product rule remains my specialty	Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
10		Sun of Lava/Ice	A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen?

Right Backs

Number	Picture	Name	Description
30		300k Starting	>Mathematics Degree >300k Starting >Any Job I want
6		>undergrad category theorist	When the Comp Sci undergrad sees something that's mildly more challenging than linear algebra.
96		CS Pleb	"HA, Atleast my degree will get me a job. Have fun scum sucking math majors!"

Defensive Midfielder

Number	Picture	Name	Description
18		Jon Tooker	"You come up to bother me and interrupt my sandwich making and cancel my sandwich. It's not my fault that you're a nigger." - Jon Tooker, minutes before being cancelled, 2020

Center Midfielder

Number	Picture	Name	Description
3		Triple Integrals	Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives.
8		Carl Sagan	Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars.
12		1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12	Ha ha sweetie, postive numbers can't be added up to make a negitive (;
99		Does 0.999... = 1?	A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall.
28		Wernher von Braun	After being poached by the Americans from the Germans, von Braun proceeded to become an icon for the spaceflight community. As always, try posting your rarest von Braun pictures.
1		Aspie African	The pusher of $doge, the Monorail Hyperloop salesman, the man that will take humanity to Mars and will provide the Teslas to drive in it too. Daddy Elon can do no wrong, except for being on Saturday Night Live to confirm the fact that television is indeed dead. Can you believe this memelord is the richest man alive? Us neither.

Attacking Midfielder

Number	Picture	Name	Description
ℝ		Norman Wildberger	A mathematician that has transcended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals.

Center Forwards

Number	Picture	Name	Description
23		Shinichi Mochizuki	望月新一の安否確認情報 2022年05月18日　00：00現在：　元気にやっています。 所在地：　京都府 Safety Confirmation Information for Shinichi Mochizuki As of 18 May 2022, 00:00: I'm doing fine. Location: Kyoto Prefecture, Japan
11		Richard Feynman	The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. Richard Feynman lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/.

Retired Player

Goal Keepers

Number	Picture	Name	Description
90		Thorium	Before Hawking was in the lime light, Thorium was the golden star of the /sci/ team. Playing since the team's founding. In June of 2014 he won the player of the month award, being the second /sci/ player to do so. His prominence as not only a better substitute to uranium, but as a goalkeeper will live on through /sci/'s history.

Center Backs

Number	Picture	Name	Description
6		Evolutionary Purpose	What's the evolutionary purpose of divegrass?

Right Backs

Number	Picture	Name	Description
18		John von Neumann	An important mathematician whose work will only end up being used by compsci fags
0		Earth-chan	"I-I'm not Flat!"

Midfielders

Number	Picture	Name	Description
5		Spectrum	Gender, like sex, is on a spectrum
20		GauB	Mathematics is the queen of the sciences
21		Theory (a gauss)	ow can u guise belieev in evlelution, it's just a theory (a gauss)