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/sci/ former manager, <s>second best fantasy handegg manager</s> I'm gud. Contact at skype aitor.karanka.sci or at sciaitorkaranka@gmail.com
/sci/ current manager, current chief of library at the Royal Library of Alex/sci/ndria. Contact at skype aitor.karanka.sci, at sciaitorkaranka@gmail.com or thelateaitork#4855 on Discord. Why would you do that though?


Teams managed:
*{{team away|sci}}
*{{team away|nba}}
*{{team away|hnd}}
*{{team away|lvr}}
*{{Vaughan fhg away}} (Commissioner)
*{{team away|fsg}} (one game)
==Aitor has autism==
List of teams /sci/ has overwritten over the years and game platforms
#PES 12: Romania
#PES 13 (Pre [[Provisional Teams]]): Algeria
#PES 13 (Post [[Provisional Teams]]): Guinea
#[[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014|PES 14]]: Deportes Antofagasta
#[[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015|PES 15]]: Celta de Vigo
#[[Pro Evolution Soccer 2019|PES 19]]: FC {{greentext|Schalke}} 04
List of home stadiums
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RCDE_Stadium Estadi Cornellá El-Prat] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Rosaleda_Stadium La Rosaleda] [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santiago_Bernabéu_Stadium Santiago Bernabéu] [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] - [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympiastadion_(Berlin) Olympiastadion] [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] - [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arena_Corinthians Arena Corinthians] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] - Present
{| class="wikitable" width=50%
|-
!style="background:#00008b;color:white"| Player
!style="background:#00008b;color:white"| Clean sheets
!style="background:#00008b;color:white"| Games
|-
| '''{{tt|Stephen Hawking|no longer a goalkeeper}}'''
| 7
| [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group B|Group Stage SBC 2017]] vs {{team away|mlp}} <br> [[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Round of 16 SC 2017]] vs {{team away|f}} <br> [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|Round of 16 SC 2018]] vs {{team away|r9k}} <br> [[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2019]] vs {{team away|cgl}} <br> [[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2019]] vs {{team away|vp}} <br> [[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2020]] vs {{team away|pol}} <br> [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2022]] vs {{team away|r9k}}
|-
| '''{{tt|Thorium|No longer on the team}}'''
| 5
| [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D|Group Stage SBC 2013]] vs {{team away|ck}}<br> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H|Group Stage SBC 2014]] vs {{team away|u}} <br> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group D|Group Stage WC 2015]] vs {{team away|ic}} <br> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group A|Group Stage ABC 2015]] vs {{team away|diy}} <br> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group A|Group Stage ABC 2015]] vs {{team away|sp}}
|-
| '''{{tt|Secret Italian Supercat|No longer on the team}}'''
| 1
| [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Group H|Group Stage SC 2013]] vs {{team away|pol}}
|-
| '''{{tt|Norman Wildberger|No longer a keeper}}'''
| 1
| [[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2019]] vs {{team away|x}}
|-
| '''𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℙℍ𝔼ℕ𝕆𝕋𝕐ℙ𝔼'''
| 1
| [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Semi Finals ABC 2023]] vs {{team away|ck}}
|-
| '''Unknown'''
| 3
| [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Final Seed Qualifier SBC 2012]] vs {{team away|gif}} <br> [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup|QF SBC 2012]] vs {{team away|n}} <br> [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies|Friendlies ABC 2012]] vs {{team away|co}}
|}


==Muh ego stats==
==Muh ego stats==
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{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=GK |name=Wolfram Alpha}}
{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Gorillaposting|Absurd questions while having an image of a pondering gorilla attached to them.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CB |name=PopSci}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CB |name=PopSci}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=Peak Oil}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=Peak Oil}}
{{sq start player |no=30|pos=CB |name=Go back to /x/}}
{{sq start player |no=30|pos=CB |name=Go back to /x/}}
{{sq start player |no=99 |pos=CB |name=Aquatic Hamster}}
{{sq start player |no=99 |pos=CB |name=Aquatic Hamster}}
{{sq silver player |no=2 |pos=DMF |name=You should solve this}}
{{sq silver player |no=2 |pos=DMF |name=Brian Cox}}
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos=CMF |name={{Greentext|Psychology >Science}} }}
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos=CMF |name={{Greentext|Psychology >Science}} }}
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name={{Greentext|Philosophy on /sci/}} }}
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name={{Greentext|Philosophy on /sci/}} }}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=AMF |name=Brian Cox }}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=AMF |name=Norman Wildberger}}
{{sq gold player |no=8 |pos=SS |name=Michio Kaku}}
{{sq gold player |no=8 |pos=SS |name=Michio Kaku}}
{{sq gold player |no=1 |pos=CF |name=Black Science Man}}
{{sq gold player |no=1 |pos=CF |name=Black Science Man}}
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{{sq player |no=22|pos=CB |name=Liberal Arts Major}}
{{sq player |no=22|pos=CB |name=Liberal Arts Major}}
{{sq player |no=69 |pos=CB |name=Magnets}}
{{sq player |no=69 |pos=CB |name=Magnets}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=LaTeX}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=The STEM meme}}
{{sq player |no=83|pos=CMF |name=Xavier Raja}}
{{sq player |no=83|pos=CMF |name=Xavier Raja}}
{{sq player |no=14|pos=CMF |name=Ray Kurzweil}}
{{sq player |no=14|pos=CMF |name=Common Core}}
{{sq player |no=34|pos=CMF |name=Quantum Ice Cream}}
{{sq player |no=34|pos=CMF |name=Of course I still love you}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name=20-30 Hiroshima Bombs}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Jesse Shedd|that fucking thesis...}}}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
==/sci/ History==
===2012 Spring Babby Cup===
[[File:Original sci kits.jpg|thumb|400px|The original /sci/ kits, the home kits donned the black and blue colours of the team based off Inter Milan's kits.]]
Discussions to field a team representing /sci/ started off on [http://archive.foolz.us/sci/thread/4226161/#4226161 January 6th, 2012] by {{Anonymous|Lion|!FvAwVR8cv6}}, the board welcomed the proposal and started throwing proposals for players on the team. Between these proposals were included some logo ideas that featured then /sci/'s mascot /sci/duck and a generic scientist on a square background, but ultimately a square logo featuring Carl Sagan, Thorium and its atomic number and the number pi won the attention of the board and was declared the official logo that still stands to this day. The roster listed below was fielded for the [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]] but /sci/ failed to submit a roster within the deadline by 4 minutes, commissioner GermanBro was harsh on the team and punished them with no medals, thus affecting them on their debut against [[/d/]], but /sci/ took it quite well and even joked about the incident by making [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5OP7fecrc 4 minutes] their goalhorn for the friendlies. Of course /sci/ lost their game against /d/ but somehow managed to beat /vp/ thanks to some serious spaghetti by them including 2 own goals by their players.
By the time the proper competition came, /sci/ incorporated now famous striker Bill Nye the Science Guy after being suggested by board goer {{Anonymous|Luca}}, Bill Nye quickly became /sci/'s gold striker in the GSBB era. The tournament had /sci/ drawn with /pol/, /r9k/ and /mlp/. /sci/'s start was a heartbreaking 1-1 draw against /r9k/ with a late minute goal by Japanese Lettuce Hardcore. Against /mlp/ the tables turned around as Bill Nye scored a near last minute equalizer. Facing uncertainty for their last game after /r9k/ defeated /mlp/, /sci/ had to beat /pol/ in the first edition of the Progressb Owl and got the result they wanted, a 2-1 win with goals by both Richards: Dawkins and Feynman. A play-in had to be made in order to be in the proper knock-out phase, so /sci/ as runners-up of their group faced /gif/, before that game the first actual live manager stepped up to help /sci/ under the name of {{Anonymous|Dicks|!BYmn6QVNCw}} who managed to defeat /gif/ 1-0. In the quarters /sci/ routed the now infamous Durgen /n/ team to make the semis. But the dreams of gold ended with a 2-1 loss against /3/ with a failed rally attempt by Bill Nye that wasn't enough. Consolation came as /sci/ managed to beat /d/ to obtain the third place spot, a very fitting way to end their first official tournament by defeating their very first rivals.
====Original roster====
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{{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name='''Stephen Hawking'''}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name='''{{greentext|biology >hard science}}'''}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=CB |name=Putnam Math}}
{{sq start player |no=|pos=CB |name='''300k Starting'''}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name=Eugenics}}
{{sq start player |no |pos=DMF |name=Deep Sea Bro}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=DMF |name= '''Nikola Tesla'''}}
{{sq bronze player |no= |pos=CMF |name='''Thorium''' }}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Magnets }}
{{sq bronze player |no= |pos=AMF |name=''Richard Feynman''}}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name='''Carl Sagan'''}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name=LaTeX}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LB |name=CERN}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RB |name=Agnostic Atheist}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name=Internet Philosopher}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=DMF |name=Troll Science}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name=Evolution}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name='''Homo Engineer'''}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RWF |name='''Saged Homework'''}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LWF |name='''Transhumanist'''}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CMF |name=Tsoukalos}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=AMF |name={{greentext|tfwnogf}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=SS |name='''Richard Dawkins'''}}
{{sq end}}
Players in '''Bold''' have never been removed from the team and still are on the team up to this date. Players in ''Italics'' are still on the team but after being removed.
===2012 Summer Cup===
With a third place finish in Spring, things looked promising for /sci/ heading into summer. But a couple of issues were soon to appear with the team. First it was that third place winning manager Dicks stated that he wasn't going to be available for summer, therefore /sci/ was into a managerial uncertainty heading into summer. Second was that the usual people in charge of /sci/'s wiki page were clashing heads over roster changes on one side was {{Anonymous|Luca}} and on the other side was {{Anonymous|Triviaguy88}}, the controversy came after Luca allegedly made some roster changes without consulting the board and ignoring the fact that there was a [http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/QH5KDWK poll] to make the roster changes, that and the fact that both were clashing heads on whether how the player Theory (A Guess) should be named, on one side there was a campaign to name him Theory (A geuss) and on the other Theory (a gauss).
With these elements in mind /sci/ was drawn in a group with defending elite cup champions /k/, /int/ and /mu/. The first game was a complete disaster featuring a very poor set of conditions that /int/ managed to take advantage of with a hattrick by Putin and goals by Maradona and {{greentext|argentina >white}}. Next up came defending champions /k/, who came after a very close draw against /mu/, their offense was swift and effective as 3 goals were scored in the first 18 minutes. /sci/ managed to pull a late rally bringing the deficit to 3-2 but a 90+1' goal by Deagle Brand Deagle put any efforts of a comeback void, even with a last attempt by Bill Nye and the score ended 4-3 for /k/. The final game against /mu/ was a do-or-die for /sci/ since they needed to win to have a chance to at least avoid relegation despite not making the knockouts, but thing started off badly with /mu/ scoring 2 goals in the first half, it looked like it was going to be another devastating loss, but with a joint effort by Bill Nye and Thorium made a last minute comeback to draw 2-2. This result sent /sci/ to Autumn but managed to salvage ''some'' dignity.
===2012 Autumn Babby Cup - 2013 Spring Babby Cup: Atrox era and uncertainty afterwards===
===2013 Summer Cup - 2014 Spring Babby Cup: Aitor Karanka era and decline===
===2014 Summer Cup friendlies - present===

Latest revision as of 00:06, 25 March 2024

/sci/ current manager, current chief of library at the Royal Library of Alex/sci/ndria. Contact at skype aitor.karanka.sci, at sciaitorkaranka@gmail.com or thelateaitork#4855 on Discord. Why would you do that though?

Teams managed:

Aitor has autism

List of teams /sci/ has overwritten over the years and game platforms

  1. PES 12: Romania
  2. PES 13 (Pre Provisional Teams): Algeria
  3. PES 13 (Post Provisional Teams): Guinea
  4. PES 14: Deportes Antofagasta
  5. PES 15: Celta de Vigo
  6. PES 19: FC >Schalke 04

List of home stadiums

Player Clean sheets Games
Stephen Hawking 7 Group Stage SBC 2017 vs Mlp icon.png /mlp/
Round of 16 SC 2017 vs F icon.png /f/
Round of 16 SC 2018 vs R9k icon.png /r9k/
Group Stage SBC 2019 vs Cgl icon.png /cgl/
Group Stage SBC 2019 vs Vp icon.png /vp/
Group Stage ABC 2020 vs Pol icon.png /pol/
Group Stage ABC 2022 vs R9k icon.png /r9k/
Thorium 5 Group Stage SBC 2013 vs Ck icon.png /ck/
Group Stage SBC 2014 vs U icon.png /u/
Group Stage WC 2015 vs Ic icon.png /ic/
Group Stage ABC 2015 vs Diy icon.png /diy/
Group Stage ABC 2015 vs Sp icon.png /sp/
Secret Italian Supercat 1 Group Stage SC 2013 vs Pol icon.png /pol/
Norman Wildberger 1 Group Stage SBC 2019 vs X icon.png /x/
𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℙℍ𝔼ℕ𝕆𝕋𝕐ℙ𝔼 1 Semi Finals ABC 2023 vs Ck icon.png /ck/
Unknown 3 Final Seed Qualifier SBC 2012 vs Gif icon.png /gif/
QF SBC 2012 vs N icon.png /n/
Friendlies ABC 2012 vs Co icon.png /co/

Muh ego stats

  • 5-3-6 record; 18 goals 23 against -5 GD
  • Biggest win: 4-2 against An icon.png /an/
  • Biggest loss: 5-1 against Ck icon.png /ck/
  • First game: 2-1 loss against Co icon.png /co/

Fun facts

  • Thorium and Secret Italian Supercat are the only keepers that have recorded a clean sheet.
  • Thorium has made the most cup appearances by a keeper during this tenure.
  • Carl Sagan is the only player so far that has scored more than once in a game
  • Carl Sagan made more goals in the 2014 Winter Cup friendlies than he did previously ever.
  • Every time Nikola Tesla has scored /sci/ has lost on 3 of those 5 games (the other game was a 3-2 win which wasn't enough to prevent /sci/ to go to the Qualifiers and the latter being a 2-1 win over /vg/)
  • Richard Feynman and Richard Dawkins are the only non medals to have scored.
  • /sci/ has scored in every but three games. (Against /y/ in the 2013 Autumn Friendlies and the 2014 Spring Babby Cup against /u/ and /c/)
  • /sci/'s cup wins were on the last day on the last game.
  • /sci/ hasn't lost a game where Bill Nye has scored.

Reserve stuff for the /sci/ managers to remember

No. Position Player
16
  GK
Gorillaposting
6
  CB
PopSci
11
  CB
Peak Oil
30
  CB
Go back to /x/
99
  CB
Aquatic Hamster
2
  DMF
Brian Cox
33
  CMF
>Psychology >Science
12
  CMF
>Philosophy on /sci/
10
  AMF
Norman Wildberger
8
  SS
Michio Kaku
1
  CF
Black Science Man
No. Position Player
15
  GK
Prove me wrong
90
  GK
Fucking Undergrads
17
  CB
Autism tests
20
  CB
Qualia
21
  CB
Epicurus
22
  CB
Liberal Arts Major
69
  CB
Magnets
9
  CB
The STEM meme
83
  CMF
Xavier Raja
14
  CMF
Common Core
34
  CMF
Of course I still love you
18
  CMF
Jesse Shedd