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Hey Faggots, | |||
My name is {{greentext|gold winger}}, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day watching stupid ass PES 2014. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. | |||
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “watch Pro Evolution Soccer and sperg out over it”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. | |||
I'm sorry, but did /wg/ already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? /wg/ are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the 4chan cup for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the 4chan cup who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Sunday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. /wg/ are one of the best fucking teams in the 4chan cup, they had 6 points this winter and would have beaten /mlp/ if the goalkeeper didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when /wg/ wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, /ic/ just gave the ball away short of the goal when they needed to score, just like /an/ did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-/wg/ topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing. | I'm sorry, but did /wg/ already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? /wg/ are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the 4chan cup for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the 4chan cup who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Sunday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. /wg/ are one of the best fucking teams in the 4chan cup, they had 6 points this winter and would have beaten /mlp/ if the goalkeeper didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when /wg/ wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, /ic/ just gave the ball away short of the goal when they needed to score, just like /an/ did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-/wg/ topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing. | ||
{{spoiler|i'll probably change these shitty-ass copypastas sometime during the cup :^)}} | |||
Revision as of 03:07, 10 July 2014
Hey Faggots,
My name is >gold winger, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day watching stupid ass PES 2014. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “watch Pro Evolution Soccer and sperg out over it”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
I'm sorry, but did /wg/ already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? /wg/ are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the 4chan cup for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the 4chan cup who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Sunday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. /wg/ are one of the best fucking teams in the 4chan cup, they had 6 points this winter and would have beaten /mlp/ if the goalkeeper didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when /wg/ wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, /ic/ just gave the ball away short of the goal when they needed to score, just like /an/ did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-/wg/ topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
i'll probably change these shitty-ass copypastas sometime during the cup :^)