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{{BoardInfobox
{{FhgInfobox
|team= fhg
|team= fhg
|motto= Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
|motto= Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
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|color1= DD4814
|color1= DD4814
|color2= 69BE28
|color2= 69BE28
|scorer=SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP
|scorer={{greentext|ketchup on steak}}
|goals=5
|goals=11
|assister=Sir Tim Bradley, The Draft
|assister={{tt|The Draft|Also known as *canned boos*}}
|assists=3
|assists=13
|captain=Big Dick Nick
|captain={{greentext|ketchup on steak}}
|w=5
|w=14
|d=4
|d=5
|l=6
|l=12
|gf=68
|ga=64
|win_home=fhg
|win_home=fhg
|win_away=punic
|win_away=mgr
|win_score_home=4
|win_score_home=4
|win_score_away=1
|win_score_away=0
|win_date=September 9th 2017
|win_date=August 16th 2020
|lose_home=fhg
|lose_home=fhg
|lose_away=admin
|lose_away=admin
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|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VG4z2L93ik
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VG4z2L93ik
|altanthem1_title= Superb Owl Shuffle
|altanthem1_title= Superb Owl Shuffle
|altanthem2_what= {{tt|Quarterfinals and beyond|Superb Owl sunday}}
|altanthem2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y79g6cywsw
|altanthem2_title= NFL on NBC theme
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8LLKO0-PAE&feature=player_detailpage#t=17s//
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8LLKO0-PAE&feature=player_detailpage#t=17s//
|gh_title= Are You Ready For Some Football? (start at 0:17 if it doesn't auto)
|gh_title= Are You Ready For Some Football? (start at 0:17 if it doesn't auto)
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|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk8jMZvdqx8
|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk8jMZvdqx8
|altgh2_title= King of Akron (for SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP)
|altgh2_title= King of Akron (for SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP)
|altgh3= picosong.com/7Hb7/
|altgh3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKiU2AypOH0
|altgh3_title= Fun Times In Cleveland
|altgh3_title= {{tt|International Statement - Alan Bell and Roger Dexter (for braces and more)|NFL Primetime music}}
|altgh4= www.youtube.com/watch?v=naB5_32y1UQ
|altgh4= www.youtube.com/watch?v=naB5_32y1UQ
|altgh4_title= San Diego Super Chargers (for Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego)
|altgh4_title= San Diego Super Chargers (for The Chargers Way (to lose))
|nickname= The Dragons
|nickname= The Dragons
}}
}}
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==Exports==
==Exports==


*Aesthetic: [https://mega.nz/#!YAJTRTqS!4UVg9_07X5tbwwNolDsUWnmdPZyMZXi2uxVBXf5a9Go Aesthetics]
*tactics: [https://mega.nz/file/hVBwkB6C#cf8d6_p25-5QrXA_Y3kLeFJIWI2MxYNzxkO6aErHPmE designed by Nathaniel Hackett]
*Tactical: [https://mega.nz/#!pIYUyBqJ!kEgTWA-UitBGcnKebzO4KpgmhfWNqOroz9uc76vctTA Tactics]
*aesthetics: [https://mega.nz/file/NNBSiKBI#KJfFw7mQeXXsDB9Xm8LJiktlgjyFnd9VoV2JPAdJ0bw the relaxation of nfl jersey numbers and its consequences]
*Music: [https://mega.nz/#!FIRE0C7C!qbECxg39ftC7kiyYeAS4ZayjtyTRxgjt73cuuLY5yKM Music]
*music: [https://mega.nz/file/xQhljCAZ#YveaoyZYS5oo4G3gU6mRuZHq_9PhBghbVucYpmUhq3A *canned boos intensifies*]
*Instructions [https://pastebin.com/D6BY3yNP Instructions]


==Roster==
==Roster==


{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=69 |pos=GK |name= What the fuck is a catch?}}
{{sq start player |no=28 |pos=GK |name= I Hate Josh McDaniels}}
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB |name= shut up twinky}}
{{sq start player |no=26 |pos=CB |name= Comrade Bell}}
{{sq gold player |no=25 |pos=CB |name= Owen Sixteen}}
{{sq gold player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= Broncos Country, Lets Ride {{Captain}}}}
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=CB |name= Eat that W}}
{{sq start player |no=30 |pos=CB |name= Biting Kneecaps}}
{{sq bronze player |no=53 |pos=DMF |name= Scorigami}}
{{sq silver player |no=222 |pos=DMF |name= Scorigami}}
{{sq start player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name= B I G B A L L E R B R A N D}}
{{sq start player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name= Wheel of Discipline, Presented By FanDuel™}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CMF |name= A fucking index card}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name= {{greentext|putting mayo in coffee}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=17 |pos=AMF |name= The Draft}}
{{sq silver player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name= The Draft}}
{{sq start player |no=88 |pos=SS |name= Josh "A Cornerback's Best Friend" Allen}}
{{sq start player |no=101 |pos=SS |name= Beer Snake}}
{{sq silver player |no=84 |pos=SS |name= FUCK YOU SPANOS}}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=SS |name= The Culture Used To Be Damn Good}}
{{sq silver player |no=12 |pos=CF |name= Big Dick Nick {{Captain}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=15 |pos=CF |name= {{greentext|ketchup on steak}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=GK |name= {{greentext|Black QBs}}}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=GK |name= {{greentext|Black QBs}}}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=CB |name= *Kneels*}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=CB |name= Double XP Weekend}}
{{sq player |no=32 |pos=CB |name= Injury Bug}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name= my reffies :)}}
{{sq player |no=91 |pos=CB |name= Eli Apple}}
{{sq player |no=58 |pos=CB |name= Immaculate Grid}}
{{sq player |no=28 |pos=DMF |name= {{greentext|Bungles}}}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=DMF |name= New York Jets Legend, Aaron Rodgers}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name= Jimmy G}}
{{sq player |no=27 |pos=CMF |name= The Chargers Way (To Lose)}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name= UCF National Champions}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name= My Wife Left Me}}
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name= Wheel of Discipline}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name= Cokehead Ownership}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CMF |name= Ryan Fitztragic}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name= Butt Punt}}
{{sq player |no=35 |pos=CMF |name= Rax Grissman}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=AMF |name= GREEN GAY}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=SS |name= Advanced Reptilian Solar Being}}
{{sq player |no=35 |pos=SS |name= I Love Rape!}}
{{sq player |no=55 |pos=SS |name= SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP}}
{{sq player |no=84 |pos=SS |name= SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


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! Player !! {{greentext|de scription}}
! Player !! {{greentext|de scription}}
|-
|-
| Aaron Rodgers' Family || Aaron Rodgers may have gotten to an NFC Championship game, but when will he talk to his family?
| Unlike Agholor || Nothing screams Eagles fan like taking time out of your interview about being a hero to shittalk your team's starting WR and his issue with drops.
|-
|-
| shut up twinky || Here at /fhg/, telling twinky to shut up is not only allowed but encouraged to do it
| Assault. || Rudolph started it
|-
|-
| {{greentext|Failcunts}} || Do not let this description distract you from the fact that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead
| The culture is actually damn good || "The culture is actually damn good. These people care," Allen said. "We have a very young core of players that we have brought in here who are accustomed to winning. If you look at the record of these guys they're accustomed to winning. They want to win."
|-
|-
| i love to kiss tittiess || hell yea go packers
| {{greentext|Tompa Bay}} || Buccaneers legend Tom Brady.
|-
|-
| Homeric works about for-profit colleges || There are no references about DeVry in the Iliad, you can't call the Gods on toll free numbers
| Scorigami || A term invented by Jon Bois, which has made everyone obsessed over unique scorelines
|-
|-
| B I G B A L L E R B R A N D || Are you a big baller to buy the ZO2s? No, then stay in your lane, small baller
| Bill O'Brien is a hack || {{greentext|trade a top 5 receiver in the league for a declining aging RB and a 2nd round pick}}<br>{{greentext|blow a 24-0 lead in the playoffs}}<br>{{greentext|trading Clowney for 2 low tier pass rushers and a 3rd round pick}}<br>{{greentext|somehow continue to gather more power despite all these fuckups}}
|-
|-
| Thank You Based Carr || Oakland's savior comes from Fresno State and is a devout God-fearing Christian. He's just like Tim Tebow but with actual playing talent.
| {{greentext|A 2nd round pick on a meme gadget QB}} || In 4 seasons Carson Wentz has ZERO playoff wins, 48 regular season fumbles. He is 7-20 vs teams over 500. He has no heart no desire to win. His teammates hate him. He has started 5-6 in 3 of his first 4 seasons. Eagles are 24-6 in their last 30 games with Nick Foles
|-
|-
| The Draft || Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest.
| *canned boos* || Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest, all from the comfort of Roger Goodell's basement.
|-
|-
| Fun Times In Cleveland || At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit
| Fuck AB || {{greentext|burns his feet in a cryotherapy machine}}<br>{{greentext|throw a hissy fit and threaten to retire over not being allowed to wear your helmet}}<br>{{greentext|get fined for missing practices without reason, proceed to call the GM a cracker}}<br>{{greentext|get released, losing all your guaranteed money, and post a video to YouTube about how you're free now}}<br>{{greentext|manage to get hired by the Patriots and look set to have played the entire league into the best situation you can find}}<br>{{greentext|have sexual and personal misconduct allegations come out which get your cut from New England after 1 game}}<br>{{greentext|proceed to bitch and file grievances against both the Raiders and Patriots over your lost $40million before getting into a beef with Logan Paul and just generally proving you're a fucking moron}}<br>Fuck AB, that is all
|-
|-
| SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP || HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP
| Beer Snake || The beer snake represented everything pure and fun about the XFL, fuck you corona-chan
|-
|-
| Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour || Winner of 5 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch
| {{greentext|ketchup on steak}} || It doesn't matter that he won a Super Bowl MVP, putting ketchup on steak is inexcusable
|-
|-
| {{greentext|Black QBs}} || {{greentext|Black QBs}} {{greentext|not busts}}
| {{greentext|Black QBs}} || {{greentext|Black QBs}} {{greentext|not busts}}
|-
|-
| Grip n Sip || Because WKU is the best football team in the C-USA and every time they beat you you have to look over and see that big red blob dancing on the other sideline <br> God Fuck the Hilltoppers and their stupid blob
| Cut my dick off for a super bowl || Words by Mike Vrabel who would pay the ultimate price for the Lombardi, unfortunately he chickened out and lost in the AFC Championship game.
|-
|-
| DAT BIRD || IF I SEE THAT FUCKING BIRD ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD...
| {{greentext|challenging PIs}} || You dare to challenge me, an NFL referee? You think that I made a wrong decision? Absolutely not, I am never wrong. Throw that flag and lose a challenge if you dare.
|-
|-
| {{greentext|Bandwagoning}} ||  {{greentext|Following the Packers outside of Wisconsin}} <br> {{greentext|Following the Yankees while living in Virginia and still switching teams to the Astros}} <br> {{greentext|Fuckup Goy}}
| {{greentext|rasm}} ||  {{greentext|paying Goff}} <br> {{greentext|paying Gurley only to release him a year later because bad knees}} <br> {{greentext|giving up two firsts for Jalen Ramsey}} <br> {{greentext|being in cap hell}} <br> {{greentext|dick in their logo}} <br> The absolute STATE of the Los Angeles Rams
|-
|-
| {{greentext|Bungles}} || Going from almost beating Ben Roethlisberger in the playoffs to having a subpar season next year is so Cincinnati it hurts
| Chicago Bears Legend Nick Foles || Ask any Chicago Bears fans about which quarterbacks they can bring in and become a legend compared to Mitchell Trubisky.
|-
|-
| Chicken Parm || You Taste So Good
| Dead Family Members || Who cares if you can run a 4.10 40, can bench 50 times and are the 2nd coming of Jerry Rice, Tom Brady, Deion Sanders, Lawrence Taylor and every hall of famer rolled into 1 player. Unless you have at least 2 dead family members, you're a bust and a fraud
|-
|-
| Cash Considerations || He's a player that brings an immediate impact on and off the field on any sport that he plays in.
| {{greentext|17 games}} || It still does not make sense.
|-
|-
| The Sanchize || Eternal comedy gold machine, from the buttfumble to ending the Eagles season with an interception.
| Wheel of Discipline || Got busted for PEDs? The wheel landed on 4 games. Beat your wife? The wheel says 2 games, 1 if you're a good boy and apologise. Been in a 500 metre radius of weed? Get the fuck out of this league
|-
|-
| Ryan Fitztragic || Sign Fitzpatrick as back up > Your starting QB gets injured > he does a great job replacing him > You name him the starter > Give him money next offseason > He sucks so you release him > other team signs Fitzpatrick as back up <br> <br> repeat ad infinitum
| Draft Dog ||  
|-
|-
| Rax Grissman || During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.<br>
| Rax Grissman || During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.<br>
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It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”
It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”
|-
|-
| Trust the Process || Hinkie died for your sins, his sacrifice and work lives through his apostle Joel Embiid
| Fuck You Spanos || The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games
|-
|-
| Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego || The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games
| SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP || HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP
|}
|}


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| {{team away|kemono}}
| {{team away|kemono}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_2:_Autism_Harder /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_2:_Autism_Harder /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]
| align=center|1-1 W
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Sir Tim Bradley {{goal|70}}</small>
| <small>Sir Tim Bradley {{goal|70}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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| align=center|0-1 L
| align=center|0-1 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 14 July, 2018
| {{team away|nba}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_3:_Dancing_Anime_Girls_Edition /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition]
| align=center|0-2 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 31 August, 2019
| {{team away|lwa}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_and_Feed_4:_Formerly_Fake_Team_Bowl#Group_Hot_Chakes /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|9}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 1 September, 2019
| {{team away|nhl}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_and_Feed_4:_Formerly_Fake_Team_Bowl#Group_Hot_Chakes /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Already Absent Funds {{goal|34||53}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 8 September, 2019
| {{team away|nba}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_and_Feed_4:_Formerly_Fake_Team_Bowl#Group_Hot_Chakes /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl]
| align=center|{{tt|4-3 W|Reminder that /nba/ blew a 3-1 lead}}
| <small>Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man {{goal|9||63||85}}<br> Double Doink {{goal|74}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 12 September, 2019
| {{team away|piemonte}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_and_Feed_4:_Formerly_Fake_Team_Bowl#Round_of_32 /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl]
| align=center|2-4 L '''AET'''
| <small>The Draft {{goal|51}}<br> SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|90}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 22 May, 2020
| {{team away|nba}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl_2020#Group_F /sp/erb Owl 2020]
| align=center|4-2 W
| <small>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|22}}<br> Beer Snake {{goal|40}}<br> {{greentext|ketchup on steak}} {{goal|63||75}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 23 May, 2020
| {{team away|tugão}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl_2020#Group_F /sp/erb Owl 2020]
| align=center|3-0 W
| <small>*canned boos* {{goal|36}}<br> {{greentext|ketchup on steak}} {{goal|71||76}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 29 May, 2020
| {{team away|mlb}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl_2020#Group_F /sp/erb Owl 2020]
| align=center|1-3 L
| <small>The Culture is actually damn good {{goal|77}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 30 May, 2020
| {{team away|trb}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl_2020#Round_2 /sp/erb Owl 2020]
| align=center|3-5 L '''AET'''
| <small>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|64||79}}<br>The Culture is actually damn good {{goal|120+1}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 15 August, 2020
| {{team away|mana}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_5:_The_Quest_for_Cunny#Group_Every_sperm_is_sacred_except_the_ones_that_made_these_teams /ag/ League 5]
| align=center|4-2 W
| <small>{{greentext|ketchup on steak}} {{goal|50||84}}<br>Beer Snake {{goal|80}}<br>Fuck You Spanos {{goal|88}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 16 August, 2020
| {{team away|mgr}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_5:_The_Quest_for_Cunny#Group_Every_sperm_is_sacred_except_the_ones_that_made_these_teams /ag/ League 5]
| align=center|4-0 W
| <small>Fuck AB {{goal|33}}<br>{{greentext|ketchup on steak}} {{goal|38}}<br>The Culture is actually damn good {{goal|84}}<br>Beer Snake {{goal|90}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 22 August, 2020
| {{team away|nhl}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_5:_The_Quest_for_Cunny#Group_Every_sperm_is_sacred_except_the_ones_that_made_these_teams /ag/ League 5]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Beer Snake {{goal|38}}<br>The Culture is actually damn good {{goal|88}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 27 August, 2020
| {{team away|mancrim}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_5:_The_Quest_for_Cunny#Round_of_32 /ag/ League 5]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>The Culture is actually damn good {{goal|79}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 26 August, 2023
| {{team away|skeleton}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans#Group_F_amily_guy /ag/ League 7]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>The Culture Used To Be Damn Good {{goal|6}}<br>Beer Snake {{goal|75}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 27 August, 2023
| {{team away|blood}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans#Group_F_amily_guy /ag/ League 7]
| align=center|6-3 W
| <small>>The Culture Used To Be Damn Good {{goal|37}}<br>The Draft {{goal|42}}<br> {{tt|{{greentext|ketchup on steak}}|Mahomes 9.0, even PES is aware of his bullshit}} {{goal|47||84||87}}<br>Broncos Country, Lets Ride {{goal|69}}  </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 3 September, 2023
| {{team away|bird}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans#Group_F_amily_guy /ag/ League 7]
| align=center|2-3 L
| <small> {{greentext|ketchup on steak}} {{goal|20}}<br>Broncos Country, Lets Ride {{goal|71}}</small>
|}
|}


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!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Player
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Player
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Goals
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Goals
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|{{greentext|ketchup on steak}}
| align=center|11
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP
| align=center|SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP
| align=center|10
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|The Culture [is actually/used to be] damn good
| align=center|7
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Beer Snake
| align=center|5
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|The Draft/*canned boos*
| align=center|5
| align=center|5
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
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| align=center|3
| align=center|3
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|The Draft
| align=center|Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man
| align=center|3
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|DAT BIRD
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Already Absent Funds
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Fuck You Spanos
| align=center|2
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|DAT BIRD
| align=center|Broncos Country, Lets Ride
| align=center|2
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
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| align=center|1
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Fuck You Spanos
| align=center|Double Doink
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Fuck AB
| align=center|1
| align=center|1
|}
|}
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!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Player
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Player
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Assists
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Assists
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|The Draft/*canned boos*
| align=center|13
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|{{greentext|ketchup on steak}}
| align=center|6
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP
| align=center|4
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Sir Tim Bradley
| align=center|Sir Tim Bradley
| align=center|3
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Latest revision as of 00:45, 9 September 2023

/fhg/

/fhg/
Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
Vaughan fhg logo.png
/fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
Founded 9 March 2014
Manager Mike Ditka
Owner Roger Goodell
IRL manager /fhg/
Team colors
HEX color DD4814
Burr Orange
Ranking Unranked
Highest rank Unranked (N/A)
Lowest rank Unranked (N/A)
Top scorer >ketchup on steak (11)
Top assister The Draft (13)
Captain >ketchup on steak
Website /fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
Nickname The Dragons
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
14 5 12 31 45.16%
GF GA GD
68 64 +4
Biggest win
/fhg/ Vaughan fhg no border icon.png 4–0 Mgr icon.png /mgr/
August 16th 2020
Biggest defeat
/fhg/ Vaughan fhg no border icon.png 0–5 Admin icon.png /admin/
March 23rd 2014
First match
/fhg/ Vaughan fhg no border icon.png 3–3 Wooo icon.png /wooo/
March 23rd 2014
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem NFL on FOX
Victory Anthem Superb Owl Shuffle
Quarterfinals and beyond NFL on NBC theme
Goal horn Are You Ready For Some Football? (start at 0:17 if it doesn't auto)
Alternate goal horn Welcome back to the /fhg/ draft (for The Draft)
Alternate goal horn King of Akron (for SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP)
Alternate goal horn International Statement - Alan Bell and Roger Dexter (for braces and more)
Alternate goal horn San Diego Super Chargers (for The Chargers Way (to lose))
Kits


/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.

Exports

Roster

No. Position Player
28
  GK
I Hate Josh McDaniels
26
  CB
Comrade Bell
3
  CB
Broncos Country, Lets Ride Captain
30
  CB
Biting Kneecaps
222
  DMF
Scorigami
18
  CMF
Wheel of Discipline, Presented By FanDuel™
7
  CMF
>putting mayo in coffee
23
  AMF
The Draft
101
  SS
Beer Snake
10
  SS
The Culture Used To Be Damn Good
15
  CF
>ketchup on steak
No. Position Player
2
  GK
>Black QBs
1
  CB
Double XP Weekend
14
  CB
my reffies :)
58
  CB
Immaculate Grid
8
  DMF
New York Jets Legend, Aaron Rodgers
27
  CMF
The Chargers Way (To Lose)
12
  CMF
My Wife Left Me
19
  CMF
Cokehead Ownership
20
  CMF
Butt Punt
21
  AMF
GREEN GAY
35
  SS
I Love Rape!
84
  SS
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP

Roster Description

Note: Will fill this later

Player >de scription
Unlike Agholor Nothing screams Eagles fan like taking time out of your interview about being a hero to shittalk your team's starting WR and his issue with drops.
Assault. Rudolph started it
The culture is actually damn good "The culture is actually damn good. These people care," Allen said. "We have a very young core of players that we have brought in here who are accustomed to winning. If you look at the record of these guys they're accustomed to winning. They want to win."
>Tompa Bay Buccaneers legend Tom Brady.
Scorigami A term invented by Jon Bois, which has made everyone obsessed over unique scorelines
Bill O'Brien is a hack >trade a top 5 receiver in the league for a declining aging RB and a 2nd round pick
>blow a 24-0 lead in the playoffs
>trading Clowney for 2 low tier pass rushers and a 3rd round pick
>somehow continue to gather more power despite all these fuckups
>A 2nd round pick on a meme gadget QB In 4 seasons Carson Wentz has ZERO playoff wins, 48 regular season fumbles. He is 7-20 vs teams over 500. He has no heart no desire to win. His teammates hate him. He has started 5-6 in 3 of his first 4 seasons. Eagles are 24-6 in their last 30 games with Nick Foles
*canned boos* Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest, all from the comfort of Roger Goodell's basement.
Fuck AB >burns his feet in a cryotherapy machine
>throw a hissy fit and threaten to retire over not being allowed to wear your helmet
>get fined for missing practices without reason, proceed to call the GM a cracker
>get released, losing all your guaranteed money, and post a video to YouTube about how you're free now
>manage to get hired by the Patriots and look set to have played the entire league into the best situation you can find
>have sexual and personal misconduct allegations come out which get your cut from New England after 1 game
>proceed to bitch and file grievances against both the Raiders and Patriots over your lost $40million before getting into a beef with Logan Paul and just generally proving you're a fucking moron
Fuck AB, that is all
Beer Snake The beer snake represented everything pure and fun about the XFL, fuck you corona-chan
>ketchup on steak It doesn't matter that he won a Super Bowl MVP, putting ketchup on steak is inexcusable
>Black QBs >Black QBs >not busts
Cut my dick off for a super bowl Words by Mike Vrabel who would pay the ultimate price for the Lombardi, unfortunately he chickened out and lost in the AFC Championship game.
>challenging PIs You dare to challenge me, an NFL referee? You think that I made a wrong decision? Absolutely not, I am never wrong. Throw that flag and lose a challenge if you dare.
>rasm >paying Goff
>paying Gurley only to release him a year later because bad knees
>giving up two firsts for Jalen Ramsey
>being in cap hell
>dick in their logo
The absolute STATE of the Los Angeles Rams
Chicago Bears Legend Nick Foles Ask any Chicago Bears fans about which quarterbacks they can bring in and become a legend compared to Mitchell Trubisky.
Dead Family Members Who cares if you can run a 4.10 40, can bench 50 times and are the 2nd coming of Jerry Rice, Tom Brady, Deion Sanders, Lawrence Taylor and every hall of famer rolled into 1 player. Unless you have at least 2 dead family members, you're a bust and a fraud
>17 games It still does not make sense.
Wheel of Discipline Got busted for PEDs? The wheel landed on 4 games. Beat your wife? The wheel says 2 games, 1 if you're a good boy and apologise. Been in a 500 metre radius of weed? Get the fuck out of this league
Draft Dog
Rax Grissman During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.


Team doctors who attempted to resuscitate the young boy were hindered in their attempts at CPR due to rib and sternum fractures that apparently occurred while Tim was at the complex.

It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”

Fuck You Spanos The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
23th March, 2014 Wooo icon.png /wooo/ Fake Teamb Owl 3-3 D The Draft Goal 9'
DAT BIRD Goal 22'
'o' Goal 38'
23th March, 2014 Wooo icon.png /wooo/ Fake Teamb Owl 3-2 W 'o' Goal 15'
The Draft Goal 34'
Davone "DA" Bess Goal 72'
23th March, 2014 Sinaweibo icon.png /sinaweibo/ Fake Teamb Owl 1-4 L 'o' Goal 82'
23th March, 2014 Admin icon.png /admin/ Fake Teamb Owl 0-5 L
4 July, 2016 Giivasunner icon.png /giivasunner/ /ag/ League 0-1 L
6 July, 2016 Rgg icon.png /rgg/ /ag/ League 1-1 D Dat Bird Goal 55'
8 July, 2016 Moeshit icon.png /moeshit/ /ag/ League 2-2 D YOU LIKE THAT?Goal 3'
Fun times in Cleveland Goal 90+3'
26 August, 2017 Emg icon.png /emg/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 2-5 L Trust the Process Goal 17'
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 80'
28 August, 2017 Kanto icon.png /kanto/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-0 W >failcunts Goal 78'
28 August, 2017 Kemono icon.png /kemono/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-1 D Sir Tim Bradley Goal 70'
3 September, 2017 Trb icon.png /trb/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 32 2-0 W Fun Times in Cleveland Goal 35'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 89'
9 September, 2017 Punic icon.png /punic/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 16 4-1 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 6'
Fun Times in Cleveland Goal 35'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 51'
>failcunts Goal 76'
10 September, 2017 Emg icon.png /emg/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Quarter Finals 3-4 L SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 4'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 83'
>failcunts Goal 90+4'
7 July, 2018 Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 4-1 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 32', 38'
Fuck You Spanos Goal 40'
Owen Sixteen Goal 90+2'
8 July, 2018 Cbj icon.png /cbj/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 0-1 L
14 July, 2018 Nba icon.png /nba/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 0-2 L
31 August, 2019 Lwa icon.png /lwa/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 1-0 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 9'
1 September, 2019 Nhl icon.png /nhl/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 2-1 W Already Absent Funds Goal 34', 53'
8 September, 2019 Nba icon.png /nba/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 4-3 W Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man Goal 9', 63', 85'
Double Doink Goal 74'
12 September, 2019 Piemonte icon.png /piemonte/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 2-4 L AET The Draft Goal 51'
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 90'
22 May, 2020 Nba icon.png /nba/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 4-2 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 22'
Beer Snake Goal 40'
>ketchup on steak Goal 63', 75'
23 May, 2020 Tugão icon.png /tugão/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 3-0 W *canned boos* Goal 36'
>ketchup on steak Goal 71', 76'
29 May, 2020 Mlb icon.png /mlb/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 1-3 L The Culture is actually damn good Goal 77'
30 May, 2020 Trb icon.png /trb/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 3-5 L AET SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 64', 79'
The Culture is actually damn good Goal 120+1'
15 August, 2020 Mana icon.png /mana/ /ag/ League 5 4-2 W >ketchup on steak Goal 50', 84'
Beer Snake Goal 80'
Fuck You Spanos Goal 88'
16 August, 2020 Mgr icon.png /mgr/ /ag/ League 5 4-0 W Fuck AB Goal 33'
>ketchup on steak Goal 38'
The Culture is actually damn good Goal 84'
Beer Snake Goal 90'
22 August, 2020 Nhl icon.png /nhl/ /ag/ League 5 2-1 W Beer Snake Goal 38'
The Culture is actually damn good Goal 88'
27 August, 2020 Mancrim icon.png /mancrim/ /ag/ League 5 1-2 L The Culture is actually damn good Goal 79'
26 August, 2023 Skeleton icon.png /skeleton/ /ag/ League 7 2-2 D The Culture Used To Be Damn Good Goal 6'
Beer Snake Goal 75'
27 August, 2023 Blood icon.png /blood/ /ag/ League 7 6-3 W >The Culture Used To Be Damn Good Goal 37'
The Draft Goal 42'
>ketchup on steak Goal 47', 84', 87'
Broncos Country, Lets Ride Goal 69'
3 September, 2023 Bird icon.png /bird/ /ag/ League 7 2-3 L >ketchup on steak Goal 20'
Broncos Country, Lets Ride Goal 71'

Stats

Goalscorers

Player Goals
>ketchup on steak 11
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 10
The Culture [is actually/used to be] damn good 7
Beer Snake 5
The Draft/*canned boos* 5
Sir Tim Bradley 4
Fun Times In Cleveland/Owen Sixteen 4
'o' 3
>Failcunts 3
Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man 3
DAT BIRD 2
Already Absent Funds 2
Fuck You Spanos 2
Broncos Country, Lets Ride 2
Davone "DA" Bess 1
You Like That? 1
Trust The Process 1
Double Doink 1
Fuck AB 1


Assists

Player Assists
The Draft/*canned boos* 13
>ketchup on steak 6
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 4
Sir Tim Bradley 3
Scorigami 3
>Failcunts 2
Big Dick Nick 2
Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man 2
>17 games 2
Fuck You Spanos 2
Fuck AB 2
Beer Snake 2
Based Kitties 1
'o' 1
The Prophecy 1
DAT BIRD 1
Roll Damn Jays 1
Trust The Process 1
Cash Considerations 1
Days Of Our Steelers 1
>Mexican Groundskeeping 1
The Culture [is actually/used to be] damn good 1
Butt Punt 1


Saves & Cleansheets

Player Saves Cleansheets
>Black QBs 70 3
Unlike Agholor 16 1
Rax Grissman 6 0
I HATE JOSH MCDANIELS 3 0
Grip n Sip 2 0
Aaron Rodgers' Family 1 0
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