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/fhg/

/fhg/
Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
Fhg logo.png
/fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
Founded 9 March 2014
Manager Mike Ditka
Owner Roger Goodell
IRL manager /fhg/
Team colors
Chat color DD4814
Burr Orange
Ranking Unranked
Highest rank Unranked (N/A)
Lowest rank Unranked (N/A)
Top scorer SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP (5)
Top assister Sir Tim Bradley, The Draft (3)
Captain Big Dick Nick
Website /fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
Nickname The Dragons
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
5 4 7 16 31.25%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
/fhg/ Fhg icon.png 4–1 Punic icon.png /punic/
September 9th 2017
Biggest defeat
/fhg/ Fhg icon.png 0–5 Admin icon.png /admin/
March 23rd 2014
First match
/fhg/ Fhg icon.png 3–3 Wooo icon.png /wooo/
March 23rd 2014
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem NFL on FOX
Victory Anthem Superb Owl Shuffle

Goal horn Are You Ready For Some Football? (start at 0:17 if it doesn't auto)
Alternate goal horn Welcome back to the /fhg/ draft (for The Draft)
Alternate goal horn King of Akron (for SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP)
Alternate goal horn Fun Times In Cleveland
Alternate goal horn San Diego Super Chargers (for Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego)
Kits


/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.

Exports

Roster

No. Position Player
69
  GK
What the fuck is a catch?
0
  CB
shut up twinky
25
  CB
Owen Sixteen
10
  CB
Eat that W
53
  DMF
Scorigami
22
  CMF
B I G B A L L E R B R A N D
4
  CMF
A fucking index card
17
  AMF
The Draft
88
  SS
Josh "A Cornerback's Best Friend" Allen
84
  SS
FUCK YOU SPANOS
12
  CF
Big Dick Nick Captain
No. Position Player
2
  GK
>Black QBs
1
  CB
*Kneels*
32
  CB
Injury Bug
91
  CB
Eli Apple
28
  DMF
>Bungles
18
  DMF
Jimmy G
8
  CMF
UCF National Champions
6
  CMF
Wheel of Discipline
14
  CMF
Ryan Fitztragic
35
  CMF
Rax Grissman
21
  SS
Advanced Reptilian Solar Being
55
  SS
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP

Roster Description

Note: Will fill this later

Player >de scription
Aaron Rodgers' Family Aaron Rodgers may have gotten to an NFC Championship game, but when will he talk to his family?
shut up twinky Here at /fhg/, telling twinky to shut up is not only allowed but encouraged to do it
>Failcunts Do not let this description distract you from the fact that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead
i love to kiss tittiess hell yea go packers
Homeric works about for-profit colleges There are no references about DeVry in the Iliad, you can't call the Gods on toll free numbers
B I G B A L L E R B R A N D Are you a big baller to buy the ZO2s? No, then stay in your lane, small baller
Thank You Based Carr Oakland's savior comes from Fresno State and is a devout God-fearing Christian. He's just like Tim Tebow but with actual playing talent.
The Draft Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest.
Fun Times In Cleveland At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP
Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour Winner of 5 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch
>Black QBs >Black QBs >not busts
Grip n Sip Because WKU is the best football team in the C-USA and every time they beat you you have to look over and see that big red blob dancing on the other sideline
God Fuck the Hilltoppers and their stupid blob
DAT BIRD IF I SEE THAT FUCKING BIRD ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD...
>Bandwagoning >Following the Packers outside of Wisconsin
>Following the Yankees while living in Virginia and still switching teams to the Astros
>Fuckup Goy
>Bungles Going from almost beating Ben Roethlisberger in the playoffs to having a subpar season next year is so Cincinnati it hurts
Chicken Parm You Taste So Good
Cash Considerations He's a player that brings an immediate impact on and off the field on any sport that he plays in.
The Sanchize Eternal comedy gold machine, from the buttfumble to ending the Eagles season with an interception.
Ryan Fitztragic Sign Fitzpatrick as back up > Your starting QB gets injured > he does a great job replacing him > You name him the starter > Give him money next offseason > He sucks so you release him > other team signs Fitzpatrick as back up

repeat ad infinitum
Rax Grissman During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.


Team doctors who attempted to resuscitate the young boy were hindered in their attempts at CPR due to rib and sternum fractures that apparently occurred while Tim was at the complex.

It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”

Trust the Process Hinkie died for your sins, his sacrifice and work lives through his apostle Joel Embiid
Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
23th March, 2014 Wooo icon.png /wooo/ Fake Teamb Owl 3-3 D The Draft Goal 9'
DAT BIRD Goal 22'
'o' Goal 38'
23th March, 2014 Wooo icon.png /wooo/ Fake Teamb Owl 3-2 W 'o' Goal 15'
The Draft Goal 34'
Davone "DA" Bess Goal 72'
23th March, 2014 Sinaweibo icon.png /sinaweibo/ Fake Teamb Owl 1-4 L 'o' Goal 82'
23th March, 2014 Admin icon.png /admin/ Fake Teamb Owl 0-5 L
4 July, 2016 Giivasunner icon.png /giivasunner/ /ag/ League 0-1 L
6 July, 2016 Rgg icon.png /rgg/ /ag/ League 1-1 D Dat Bird Goal 55'
8 July, 2016 Moeshit icon.png /moeshit/ /ag/ League 2-2 D YOU LIKE THAT?Goal 3'
Fun times in Cleveland Goal 90+3'
26 August, 2017 Emg icon.png /emg/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 2-5 L Trust the Process Goal 17'
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 80'
28 August, 2017 Kanto icon.png /kanto/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-0 W >failcunts Goal 78'
28 August, 2017 Kemono icon.png /kemono/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-1 W Sir Tim Bradley Goal 70'
3 September, 2017 Trb icon.png /trb/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 32 2-0 W Fun Times in Cleveland Goal 35'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 89'
9 September, 2017 Punic icon.png /punic/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 16 4-1 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 6'
Fun Times in Cleveland Goal 35'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 51'
>failcunts Goal 76'
10 September, 2017 Emg icon.png /emg/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Quarter Finals 3-4 L SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 4'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 83'
>failcunts Goal 90+4'
7 July, 2018 Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 4-1 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 32'38'
Fuck You Spanos Goal 40'
Owen Sixteen Goal 90+2'
8 July, 2018 Cbj icon.png /cbj/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 0-1 L
14 July, 2018 Nba icon.png /nba/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 0-2 L

Stats

Goalscorers

Player Goals
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 5
Sir Tim Bradley 4
Fun Times In Cleveland/Owen Sixteen 4
'o' 3
>Failcunts 3
The Draft 2
DAT BIRD 2
Davone "DA" Bess 1
You Like That? 1
Trust The Process 1
Fuck You Spanos 1


Assists

Player Assists
Sir Tim Bradley 3
The Draft 3
>Failcunts 2
Big Dick Nick 2
Based Kitties 1
'o' 1
The Prophecy 1
DAT BIRD 1
Roll Damn Jays 1
Trust The Process 1
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 1
Cash Considerations 1
Fuck You Spanos 1


Saves & Cleansheets

Player Saves Cleansheets
>Black QBs 40 2
Rax Grissman 6 0
Grip n Sip 2 0
Aaron Rodgers' Family 1 0