/ck/

/ck/
We like to play with fire and knives and dead things
/ck/ - Food and Cooking
Founded August, 2011 Owner PJSalt IRL manager AntacidCanada !!bxgf5+DXvbZ Team colors Chat color FFCCOO Yellow Ranking 14 Highest rank 2 (January, 2012) Lowest rank 30 (February, 2013) Top scorer Nachos (43 + unknown # of goals scored in 2011 Summer Cup) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Nachos Website /ck/ - Food and Cooking Nickname ro/ck/stars
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 23 8 19 50 46%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /ck/  5–1  /sci/ August 23, 2013 Biggest defeat /hm/  7–2  /ck/ February 17, 2013 First match /ck/  1–0  /soc/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Weird Al - Eat It, starts at 0:28 Goal horn Fanfare Ciocarlia - Moliendo Cafe
Kits

/ck/ is a team steeped in the boiling waters of tradition, delivering tasty results with every win. The team has spent quite some time in its tupperware and ultimately spoiled during the 2013 Winter Cup, but experienced a well deserved nuke in the microwave and made it to the elimination rounds and qualifying them for the 2014 Winter cup. Nonetheless, following the mantra of Gordon Ramsey, /ck/ will be made up again fresh for the Winter Cup, with a new PES and a new manager. One thing is for certain, /ck/ knows well the recipe for success, and straying from that recipe (crowned by fan favorite NACHOS) will only leave a bitter taste in everyone's mouth.

Roster

Main article: /ck/ Roster.

No. Position Player 1   GK Cast-Iron Skillet 2   CB >Beans In Chili 3   CB Vertical Recipes 4   CB Al/ck/oholic 5   DMF Alton Brown 6   CMF Gordon Ramsay 7   CMF Santoku Shit 8   AMF /ck/ Challenge 9   AMF Perfect Coffee 10   SS Pink Himalayan Salt 11   CF Nachos (Captain)

No. Position Player 12   GK Fatty McAutism 13   GK >Tipping 14   CB Vegan Shitstorm 15   CB Milksteak 16   CB Ramen Poorfag 17   CB Roadkill Thread 18   DMF Shitpotle 19   DMF Masaokis 20   CMF Business Lamb 22   CMF Sriracha 21   CMF Fridge Ketchup 23   CMF Weber Cooks

Exports

FOR THE 2014 AUTUMN FRIENDLIES (last PES13 Save) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/olxo6ouercxtrxj/TheCureFor4ChansHeartburn.zip

FOR THE 2014 SUMMER FRIENDLIES: https://www.mediafire.com/?uetwadxs3mukohw
Super special pitch vs /c/: https://www.mediafire.com/?8bx21sp4836ma4l
Fun Anthem for the Friendlies: http://youtu.be/_KGDyB_yPmw?t=1m43s

Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem

Special Closing Anthem: if /ck/ wins by a clean sheet (no goals received) and Cast-Iron Skillet is the GK [1]

Kits

Home kits. Outfielder then GK respectively

Away kits.

Tactics: Fire, Knives, and Dead Things

Tactics Preset 1: Fire

Tactics Preset 2: Knives

Tactics Preset 3: Dead Things

Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/soc/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	???
August, 2011	/tv/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	5-2 W	???
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	???
August, 2011	/sp/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 (7-6) W	???
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-0 L
January 5, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 W	Nachos 15', 61', 90+1' Forcaccia 57'
January 6, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Nachos 71'
January 7, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 L
January 8, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 (4-2) W	Forcaccia 16' Tikka Masala 39'
January 8, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-2 W	Forcaccia 30', 75' Sukiyaki 79'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 L
February 25, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	???
March 3, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	???
April 14, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
April 21, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Masaokis 6'
June 9, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Nachos 18' Masaokis 63' Pink Himalayan Salt 82'
July 13, 2012	/jp/	Group Stage SC2012	3-3 D	Masaokis 26' Pink Himalayan Salt 42', 48'
July 14, 2012	/co/	Group Stage SC2012	3-2 W	Nachos 6', 61', 88'
July 15, 2012	/tv/	Group Stage SC2012	4-1 L	Nachos 67'
August 19, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Nachos 23', 39', 87'
September 15, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Nachos 8', 65' Pink Himalayan Salt 82', 90+2'
September 22, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Masaokis 23'
December 22, 2012	/b/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Fridge Ketchup 12' Pink Himalayan Salt 55' Nachos 85'
February 9, 2013	/v/	Group Stage WC2013	3-0 L
February 15, 2013	/d/	Group Stage WC2013	4-1 L	Nachos 22' (pen)
February 17, 2013	/hm/	Group Stage WC2013	7-2 L	Nachos 18' Pink Himalayan Salt 68'
April 6, 2013	/vg/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 25', 38', 69' Nachos 60'
April 13, 2013	/v/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 12', 19' Nachos 57'
May 3, 2013	/f/	Group Stage SBC2013	3-2 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 11' Nachos 23', 74'
May 5, 2013	/sci/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 L
May 11, 2012	/lit/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-1 D	Nachos 85'
May 18, 2013	/cgl/	Round of 16 SBC2013	2-0 W	Nachos 58', 89'
May 19, 2013	/x/	Quarter Finals SBC2013	3-1 L	Pink Himalayan Salt 60'
July 13, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Nachos 22' (pen)
July 20, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Nachos 68'
August 17, 2013	/pol/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Nachos 60', 90+1'
August 23, 2013	/sci/	Group Stage SC2013	5-1 W	Nachos 15', 90' Perfect Coffee 19', 34' Pink Himalayan Salt 54'
August 25, 2013	/co/	Group Stage SC2013	3-0 L
August 31, 2013	/trv/	Round of 16 SC2013	4-0 L
September 22, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Nachos 25', 89'
October 5, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Pink Himalayan Salt 19'
January 11, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Pink Himalayan Salt 43', 80' Perfect Coffee 45'
January 12, 2014	/fit/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Nachos 45+' Perfect Coffee 89'
February 15, 2014	/wg/	Group Stage WC2014	3-4 L	Nachos  28' /ck/ Challenge  58' Perfect Coffee  80'
February 21, 2014	/vr/	Group Stage WC2014	3-1 W	Nachos  45+' Pink Himalayan Salt  59' Perfect Coffee  78'
February 23, 2014	/trv/	Group Stage WC2014	2-2 D	Perfect Coffee  50' Pink Himalayan Salt  64'
April 5, 2014	/d/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-1 D	Nachos  51'
April 11, 2014	/tg/	Group Stage SBC2014	2-1 W	Perfect Coffee  32' Nachos  50'
April 13, 2014	/int/	Group Stage SBC2014	4-1 W	Nachos  5', 20', 45+' Perfect Coffee  16'
April 20, 2014	/fit/	Group Stage SBC2014	2-1 W	Nachos  15', 50'
April 26, 2014	/vg/	Round of 16 SBC2014	0-3 L
June 1, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Nachos  4' Perfect Coffee  26'
June 7, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  14' Nachos  68'

Team History

2011 4chan Summer Cup

/ck/ are one the original sixteen teams, that means they played in the first 4chan cup, which used the double bracket system, for this cup, several players of the/ck/ squad were created at the last moment based only in food and not in the culture of the board itself. in their first match ever, in the Winners' Bracket they faced /soc/, winning 1-0 and proceeded to face /tv/ in the next round, which finished in a 7-goal match, 5 for /ck/ and 2 for /tv/, with this /ck/ advanced to the Semifinals to face /fit/, winning 1-0 and advancing to the Winners' Finals, there they faced /sp/ in a fierce match which /ck/ won at the end in Penalties 6 to 7. Then in the Finals they faced /a/, which came back from the Losers' Bracket after losing 3-1 against /fit/ in the Winners' Bracket quarterfinal and coming back all the way from the second round of the second bracket. Surprisingly /a/ won both the First Final and the Grand Final 1-0 and 3-0 respectively, making /ck/ run for the cup end in just a second place, on the bright side this cup was the birth of Gold Striker Nachos, which took the golden boot that cup and marked the beginning of what some people call "The Original GOAT"

Sadly all detailed results for this cup are now lost.

2012 4chan Winter Cup

After /ck/'s performance in the first cup, people were expecting big results from the team in this cup, maybe to take the cup home this time. In their first match they faced /o/ defeating them 4-0 with a Nachos hat trick, this brought a lot of people a hope to see if the Original GOAT could win it all this time, sadly /ck/ run in the Winners' Bracket was cut short this time in the semifinals, after defeating /g/ 1-0, /sp/ destroyed the ro/ck/stars 4-0 sending them to the Losers' Bracket. There they faced /tg/ in the fourth round, a 2-2 draw with goals from Tika Masala and Forcaccia took this match to a Penalty kick shootout, which /ck/ won 4-2 and advanced to the fifth round to face /fit/, a 3-2 victory secured their place in the Losers' Bracket Final, but that would end up being their last match as they faced /sp/ again and lost 4-0 again, giving /ck/ a 3rd place. 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies

With the birth of a new cup /ck/ had the chance to play 2 more friendlies in preparation for the 2012 Summer Cup, here they faced /fit/ getting a 3-3 draw and /b/, for the surprise of the viewers /b/ took the match 3-1 involving a lot of spaghetti coming from /ck/, specially from their goalkeeper as he gave a /b/ striker a free goal after a bad throw.

2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies

With 3 friendlies left for testing before the cup started /ck/ faced Spring's Runner up /3/, only to lose 1-0 with a goal from Maya, then faced /n/ and lost 3-1 with only Masaokis scoring for /ck/ (Result now considered a victory due Dragongate), and /tg/ getting a 3-3 draw with Nachos, Masaokis and Pink Himalayan Salt getting one goal each one. The fact that /ck/ didn't show as much power as they did in the last 2 cups had many people wondering if /ck/ wouldn't be able to compete for the cup this time, or even worse, face relegation to the babby cup due the new Relegation/Promotion system.

2012 4chan Summer Cup

This cup was the first top-tier cup to use a Group Stage-Knockout system and to give relegations to the teams with the worst performances, after /ck/'s showing in the last 2 friendly seasons; no one was sure how the squad was going to perform this time. In the first match they faced /jp/, while this match was predicted by some an easy victory for /ck/, the final result showed a completely different score, with a 3-3 draw in a back and forth game with a goal from Nachos and a brace from Pink Himalayan Salt.

The next match was very special, as /ck/ faced the board they are closest to, /co/, as both teams were in need of points, no result would bring smiles to everybody, at the end, with a Nachos' hat trick /ck/ defeated /co/, putting /ck/ on 4 points and with very high chances to make it to the knockout stage as their next rival was /tv/, a team that was already relegated after 2 defeats in a row...but the final result on the /ck/ - /tv/ match was much more different of what was expected.

After /jp/'s 2-0 defeat against /co/, /ck/ had a lot of chances to make it through the knockout stage, they just needed to win, draw or even lose by 1 goal to pass to the next round, yet /tv/ brought perhaps the biggest upset in that cup that day, as they dominated /ck/ from the beginning of the match with a goal from Problem Child 2 and Real Human Being in the 1st half, /ck/ was out of the next round, as they needed at least a goal, goal that came from Nachos at the 67', but the hope lasted short as PoorlilWhiteGuy scored only 2 minutes after and Real Human Being put the final nail in the coffin at 90+2', with this /ck/ was out of the knockout stages and barely avoided relegation, and to make thing worse /ck/ got the Least Improved Team award for this cup, this marked the end of the golden era of /ck/. 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies

After their failure in the last cup, /ck/ now had the chance to play 3 friendlies to try to recover themselves, in their first match they played against /r9k/ and got a 3-1 victory with a Nachos hat trick and a 4-0 victory against /gif/ with Nachos and Pink Himalayan Salt getting a brace each one, this was the first time in a while /ck/ had a winning streak, sadly it was stopped shortly by /fit/ with 1-3 defeat having Masaokis as the only scorer from the /ck/ squad.

2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, TunaMerchant era

After a long time, /ck/ finally got a new manager TunaMerchant !!+U8b1gCk0rk, having the objective to bring back /ck/ to their former glory, TunaMerchant decided to set a friendly for /ck/, but the fact that he took control of the team so close to the beginning of the friendlies of that season gave him just a few teams to pick for a friendly, after setting a match with /b/, he made a rookie mistake, even after his PesEDITOR export was in the wiki and his formation as well, his roster was not updated (This was obligatory during Germanbro's era), so because of that /ck/ played with some players out of position, this gave them a huge disadvantage which /b/ used on their favor as they took the lead soon, but this ended up turning into a back and forth game, with /b/ taking the lead three times and /ck/ drawing the score all those three times, a 3-3 was the final result and a lackluster debut from their manager, but the worst was about to come.

2013 4chan Winter Cup, Relegation

For this cup /ck/ was drawn in a group with /d/, /v/ and /hm/, while it looked that /ck/ had a high chance of making it to the next round and therefore avoiding relegation, they faced a terrible 3-0 defeat against /v/ on their first game, with a Gaben brace and SANIC’s first goal in an official match, after that game it was only a path downhill for the rest of the group stages, as they suffered a 4-1 loss against /d/ with /ck/’s new GK Paula Deen playing her farewell debut as she was unable to save many easy shots that came from the /d/ strikers, and to make it even worse /ck/’s only goal came from a penalty kick.

At this point /ck/ had a very little chance to save themselves from relegation, after /d/ lost their match against /v/, /ck/ needed to win by a margin of 6 goals against /hm/ to make it through, because of that TunaMerchant decided to play offensive from the beginning, sadly his plan backfired as the match ended up 3-1 for /hm/ at the end of the first half, after this in a complete moment of faggotry and lack of sportsmanship, >Tuna decided to throw the match after realizing that he needed to get 8 goals in 45 minutes to avoid relegation, what happened in the next 45 minutes was perhaps the worst performance of /ck/ in their history as >Tuna deployed the controversial “CK” formation, giving /hm/ a complete chance to dominate the game, and they did as the final score turned out to be a scandalous 7-2, not only giving /ck/ their worst defeat ever but also making them end up in last place in the Winter Cup.

People in the thread, the Twitch chat and IRC were asking for TunaMerchant’s head as his meltdown not only doomed /ck/, but brought /d/ to relegation as well, as they needed /ck/ to win the match to make it through, a couple of hours later, TunaMerchant wrote a 2-post apology to everybody for his last childish behavior and lack of sportsmanship towards /d/ and /hm/, accepting any consequences his last action could bring to him and asking for a second chance to redeem himself of this previous complete fuck-up, with some people accepting his apologies, others ignoring him and someone telling him to cook something from Natural Recipes and eat it to amend his mistake, Tuna took another chance as the /ck/ manager with a single objective in mind: Bring /ck/ back to the Summer Cup.

After the Dragongate, when Falcon71 was found out to be Dragonfag, some people ignored this defeat as they acknowledged that maybe the rookie /ck/ manager never stood a chance against someone that had managed teams like /sp/, /n/ or /cm/, some other still claim that whoever was the manager of /hm/ is irrelevant, as it was TunaMerchant the one that threw the game at the second half.

2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies

After his tremendous blunder in winter, TunaMerchant needed to boost the morale of the few /ck/ fans that kept following the cup after that terrible day, for those friendlies he chose to do a small vidya tour, facing /vg/, another team that had a terrible performance in the last cup and suffered relegation and /v/, looking for revenge for the 3-0 defeat in winter. No one had a huge expectation on /ck/ as many predicted that they were going to face a couple of defeats, surprisingly the results were completely unexpected, as /ck/ won 4-1 against /vg/ with a Pink Himalayan Salt hat trick and defeated /v/ 3-0, the same amount of goals the /v/irgins scored against /ck/ in the last cup, people were surprised with those results and a small light of hope appeared for the fans as it looked they were recovering from their fall.

2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup, Redemption

For this cup /ck/ was drawn with /f/, /sci/ and /lit/, facing /f/ in their first match, due to >Twitch, TunaMerchant was unable to watch the match, but yet he managed to give Gracen tactics before the match, this seemed to be effective at the beginning of the match as /ck/ took a 2-0 lead with Pink Himalayan Salt and Nachos scoring a goal each, but before the end of the first half /ck/ fell victim of the Most Dangerous Lead, as /f/ with a DA HOOD free kick and a Nipaa header put the match 2-2, but in the last 15 minutes of the match Nachos stole the ball from the last /f/ defender and scored the goal that sealed the match, giving /ck/ their first victory in a cup after almost 6 months. Then they faced /sci/ a team known for their strong goalkeeping and their star striker Bill Nye, sadly /ck/ couldn’t make it through the wall of Thorium as he did 7 saves while Sad Crab couldn’t handle the only 2 shots from the /sci/ strikers, one of them becoming a goal and the other hitting the post. This gave /ck/ perhaps one of the most painful defeats as they completely dominated the match but a strong goalkeeper on /sci/’s side kept them a clean sheet, this put Sad Crab’s position as the starter GK in question as his constant mistakes brought /ck/ to an undeserved defeat.

In their last group match /ck/ faced /lit/, a team that was already in the next round and therefore, in the Summer Cup, but differently of what many people might have thought, he decided not only not to rest his best players, but to come in full force, this proved right as in the 55’ header from Deep&Edgy gave /lit/ a 1-0 lead and putting /ck/ out of the knockout rounds as they needed at least to draw to make it through, after this TunaMerchant decided to go completely offensive, pushing their star players forward, it was all or nothing, at that rate there were people in the Twitch chat asking for Tuna’s retirement as he was failing to bring back /ck/ after they gave him a second chance, but then at the minute 85, with a pass from Perfect Coffee on the left Nachos scored the equalizer, this clutch finish gave /ck/ what they needed to make it through the next round and come back to the Summer cup.

Having partially amended his previous mistake, TunaMerchant’s next objective was simple, take the babby cup, they faced /cgl/ in the RO16, a team that cut /m/’s hopes to come back to the Summer cup in their last match, so of course they were favorites to win this, with a solid midfield and defensive play, massive amounts of spaghetti coming out from Photoshop and the /cgl/ forwards being unable to get a single shot on target, /ck/ took this match 2-0, giving them not only their first victory in a knockout round since the 2012 Winter Cup but also their best result so far since the group stages–knockout system was created. After that they went against /x/, losing the match 3-1 due to /ck/ defenders giving a lot of fouls very close to the goal, this gave Pyramid Head a couple of Free kick goals and a header goal to seal the deal, a lone goal from Pink Himalayan Salt was the only thing /ck/ could get from this match, also too add some laughs to the viewers, silver player Iron Chef was subbed out due flexible subs and >Pro Active AI, this gave them an 8th place and of course the chance to play in the 2013 Summer Cup.

2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies

For these friendlies /x/ and /hr/ were picked to face /ck/, the first one, named by the managers the “Mexibowl” put both Mexican managers against each other, a match heavily affected by circlejerk of course, but considering the fact that /ck/ had no chance to go up or down in the pots, TunaMerchant decided to set this match just for fun, the result was a 3-1 defeat, a very stale match where the biggest highlight was DrBorisG singing Moliendo Café acapella due /x/’s spookiness breaking all the links to the goalhorn. In the next match against /hr/, /ck/ faced a terrible 4-1 defeat, being dominated the entire match.

After the friendlies, TunaMerchant accepted that he rushed his formations in 5 minutes, as he had no time to make any preparations at all due to real life issues and a very unstable schedule that was constantly changing, because of that he announced his retirement after the next cup was finished.

2013 4chan Summer Cup, End of TunaMerchant's era

In this cup /ck/ was drawn in Group H, with /pol/, the 3rd place in Winter 2013, /sci/, a team that they faced in Spring as well and /co/, again the fear of the fans of both /ck/ and /co/ about the possibility of having to face in a death match was at hand. In their first match /ck/ faced /pol/ in a match that everybody thought /pol/ would easily win, as more than 300 /pol/ fans arrived laughing and looking down upon the /ck/ fans that showed up, for their surprise /ck/ took control of the midfield since the beginning of the match, with a solid defense and a new starting goalkeeper, Cast-Iron Skillet, as Sad Crab was benched due his lackluster performance last cup, and then at 60’ with a through ball pass from Pink Himalayan Salt, Nachos scored the first goal, giving /ck/ the lead, even after /pol/ tried to go forward, the heavy midfield control from the /ck/ team controlled mostly of the attacks, on the dying seconds of the match /ck/ repeated the formula to obtain another goal with a Pink Himalayan Salt-Nachos combination to seal the match and give /ck/ their first victory of the cup, and for the surprise of many Cast-Iron Skillet’s clean sheet Anthem played at the end of the match.

The second match brought /ck/ - /sci/ a match with a special meaning to the manager, as in his opinion, the last match they faced in Spring was perhaps the most frustrating match he ever faced as a manager, so of course, TunaMerchant and /ck/ were looking for revenge, but at the beginning it looked like it would turn up to be the same as spring, as a goal from Nikola Tesla gave /sci/ and early lead, giving not only /sci/ fans hope to make it through, but /pol/ fans as well, as they needed /sci/ to win to have a chance to advance to the next round. But then at 15’ Nachos scored a goal from outside the box to draw the game and just 4 minutes after that, a purple conditioned Perfect Coffee would get his first goal in an official cup giving /ck/ the lead, this of course brought an upset to both /pol/ and /sci/ fans, as in that moment both of their teams were relegated, then at 34’ Perfect Coffee would get a brace after a triangle pass between him, Nachos and Iron Chef, at the second half there was only one team on the pitch, /ck/, as their constant attacks worn out the badly conditioned /sci/’s defense and even Stephen Hawking, one of best goalkeepers in the cup, at 54’, an error from the last /sci/ defender gave Pink Himalayan Salt the chance to shoot, scoring and giving /ck/ a 4-1 lead, and to finish the game, after a couple of one touch plays from Vertical Recipes and Pink Himalayan Salt to Nachos, he managed to score a last second goal to finish the match with a 5-1 score, not only securing /ck/ position in the next top tier cup but also giving them the biggest victory in their history in that moment.

With this both /co/ and /ck/ were already in the next round and qualified for the Winter Cup 2014, this of course brought happiness to both /co/ and /ck/ fans, as their match were of no harm at all, since there were no risk of any of those team to get relegated, for the /co//ck/ fight, TunaMerchant decided to rest both his silver players, Perfect Coffee because he had a yellow card and wanted to avoid any kind of risks and /ck/ Challenge as his stamina suffered heavily at the /sci/ match, since /co/ managers didn’t choose to rest their star players until the last minutes of the game, the final result ended up being quite obvious, a 3-0 victory for /co/, but no one was sad, even the /ck/ manager was happily speaking on IRC and the Twitch chat with the fans and viewers during the match, at the end /co/ topped the group, but /ck/ with 6 points were through as well and they were going to face /trv/ in the RO16.

For the RO16 match /ck/ faced /trv/, and while many people were expecting a tight match between two teams with seasoned managers, the result was quite different and unsatisfying for the /ck/ fans, as their manager wasn’t able to attend the match due to real life issues and left some tactics to DrBorisG, sadly those tactics didn’t work out, and since TunaMerchant was unable to live manage, the team ended up taking a terrible 4-0 blowout with several mistakes from Nachos and Perfect Coffee, letting go away easy goal chances that could have balanced the game, and Sad Crab proving why he was benched for this cup, as he only managed to stop one shot of the /trv/ attacks, while the result was sad for many and other expected /ck/ to go deeper in the cup, the fact that they finally made it to the knockout stage for the first time in a top tier cup since the Group Stage-Knockout system was installed proved that, while just a small step, /ck/ is finally coming back to their old self, a team that should not be underestimated, and a team that is slowly coming back to their golden era, this match also marked the end of TunaMerchant !!+U8b1gCk0rk time as /ck/ manager, giving his position of to AntacidCanada !!bxgf5+DXvbZ, as he stepped down to work as a tester.

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, AntacidCanada Era

Now under a new manager AntacidCanada !!bxgf5+DXvbZ, /ck/ were looking to finish their run in PES 2013 with a couple of victories over /adv/ and /o/, in their match against /adv/, both teams struggled the whole game, with Nachos scoring a goal in the first half and S/adv/irgin in the second, while this looked to be a draw, a last minute goal from Nachos gave /ck/ the victory and a nice debut to AntacidCanada. In the second game against /o/, the situation looked quite similar, with WAT Racing scoring an early goal and Pink Himalayan Salt scoring after an amazing run from their own side of the pitch, but this time it was /o/ the one who got the winning goal with a fantastic lob from LS1 Swap. These two matches marked the end of /ck/'s run in PES 2013, now PES 2014 awaits in the Winter Cup with a new engine and a new system, meaning that everything could change, so better get prepared, as anything could happen.

2014 4chan Winter Friendlies

/ck/ exploded onto the PES14 scene with a friendly against /soc/ and a rivalry game /fit/. The game against /soc/ seemed grim in the beginning, with a goal from Feet in the 8th minute and a goal from Vocaroo in the 11th. /ck/'s answer came just at the end of the first half with a goal from Pink Himalayan Salt in the 43rd minute and an even cheekier goal in the 45th from Perfect Coffee. The second half closed with a 3-3 tie after a /soc/ goal from Haunter (63') and a goal from Pink Himalayan Salt in the 80th. The match was considered the most hype game that day. /ck/ was the clear favorite in their next match against /fit/, due to the /fit/ manager missing the deadline and getting the team nerfed. The first goal was a spectacular mid-air kick made by Nachos in the 45th minute. Zyzz would answer next half only for /ck/ to take the lead with another cheeky goal from Perfect Coffee in the 89th minute.

2014 4chan Winter Cup

With a new manager at the helm /ck/ charged into the 2014 winter cup and put up an effort that couldn’t be judged as anything less than valiant. They may not have made it past the Group Stages, but they put up a good fight. In their first match against /wg/ they showed their scoring power in a back and forth match that would have been a tie if Boss Nigga hadn’t defied the odds and scored a last minute goal in injury time. The game against /vr/ may not have been the most interesting to watch, but /ck/ kept their game up with a 3-1 win. Finally, /ck/faced off with this cup’s winner, /trv/. /ck/ proved themselves to be a formidable opponent and tied up the match, something no other team could manage against /trv/.

Rivalries

/ck/ vs /fit/

/ck/ vs /fa/

Goal Scorers

Player	Goals
Nachos	43*
Pink Himalayan Salt	20
Perfect Coffee	10
Masaokis	4
Forcaccia**	4
/ck/ Challenge	1
Fridge Ketchup	1
Sukiyaki**	1
Tikka Masala**	1

(*)Nachos obtained the golden boot in the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, however, since all the records of the cup are lost, there is no way to know how many goals he scored in that competition
(**)Retired players

Honors

• 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Runner-up
• 2012 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place

Individual Honors

• 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Nachos - Golden Boot
• 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Alton Brown - 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup All Stars

Awards

• 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Dressed

Trivia

• Except if it's a final, every team that has defeated /ck/ so far in a knockout round, loses in the next match (/sp/ twice in the 2012 Winter Cup, /x/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup, /trv/ in the 2013 Summer Cup and /vg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup).

• /ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.

• So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper and that has been played in a cup.