Difference between revisions of "/fit/"

Revision as of 10:58, 21 August 2023

/fit/

Levo Ergo Sum

/fit/ - Fitness

Founded

August 2011

Owner

Our Zyzz, Who Art in Heaven

IRL manager

Managerless

Team colors

Chat color

800080
Planet Fitness Purple

Ranking

52 (

23)

Highest rank

1 (April 18, 2016)

Lowest rank

59 (November 10, 2014)

Top scorer

Zyzz (87)

Top assister

Zyzz (40)

Captain

Zyzz

Website

/fit/ - Fitness

Nickname

/fit/izens

Home ground

Zyzz Memorial Bronasium

Historic performance

63	23	54			140				45%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
266	251	+15

Biggest win
/a/	0–7	/fit/
August 13, 2016

Biggest defeat
/fit/	1–7	/an/
November 15, 2015

First match
/k/	3–4	/fit/
August 6, 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	16 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result	1st, 2016 4chan Winter Cup, 2017 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances	12 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result	4th, 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Team music

Anthem	"Fat Bottom Boys"
Victory Anthem	"Gonna Fly Now"

Goal horn	"Ahnold"
Rich Piana	"NATTY ANTHEM"
Zyzz Brace	"MORE ENERGY!"

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Goalkeeper kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit

/fit/ F.C. is the virtual football club of 4chan's Fitness board.

On August 5, 2011, the /fit/ community lost a legend when Aziz "Zyzz" Shavershian passed away. Not even 24 hours later, /fit/ F.C. won its inaugural match against /k/. Forged in the fires of tragedy, /fit/ has been a formidable opponent throughout its history. Owned and captained by their martyr and patron saint, /fit/ have always striven for greatness. They are the champions of the 2016 4chan Winter Cup and the 2017 4chan Winter Cup, making them the only team to win that particular competition twice and one of only three teams to win two Elite Cups.

Roster

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

Read the Fucking Sticky

2

	LB

Scooby

4

	CB

Sir

3

	CB

SS+GOMAD

5

	RB

GIGACHAD

43

	CMF

/fraud/

99

	CMF

WATER BUDDEH

9

	AMF

L O N D O N

8

	SS

Rich Piana

30

	SS

LIGHTWEIGHT BABY

10

	CF

Zyzz

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

Could lifting have saved him?

16

	LB

Rippletits

17

	LB

Snap City

13

	CB

Gains Goblin

14

	CB

No Homo

15

	CB

MOGGED

34

	RB

Goyslop

77

	RB

Post Body

20

	CMF

The Architect

21

	CMF

Uncle Anon

22

	CMF

Bloat Lord Kyriakos

23

	CMF

Fat People Hate

History

/fit/ was founded in 2011 as one of the Original 16 4chan Cup teams and competed in the inaugural Summer Cup that same year. /fit/ put in a solid showing, winding up 6th and setting a standard as a powerhouse of the competition. The team continued its' ascent with a 4th place showing in the following 2012 Winter Cup, putting up a series of domineering performances over /mu/, /co/, and /x/ before being knocked out by /ck/ for the second cup in a row. /fit/ were less impressive in the 2012 Summer Cup, and while 4 points wasn't enough to see the /fit/izens into the knockouts, it was enough for the team to retain its' Elite status and qualify for the 2013 Winter Cup. In preparation for said cup, /fit/zlsperger !!PUUQhs84Yb3 became the first person to take on the hallowed job of /fit/ manager. With actual human tactics, /fit/ qualified for the knockouts by winning two close games against /vg/ and /sci/, but was beaten in the Round of 16 by /cm/.

/fit/ went into the 2013 Summer Cup with high hopes, but those were quickly put to the test with a catastrophic loss to /u/. /fit/ would promptly get blown the fuck out again by /int/, and /fit/ were Elite no more. /fit/zlsperger retired after this poor showing, and /fit/ were forced to face their first Babby without a manager at the helm. /fit/ only got 1 point in said Autumn Babby, and the team looked toward Spring with little hope.

However, in the offseason, two men arrived who promised to bring /fit/ back to prominence. Weasel !!AmoLpUio6sD and Johnny Rambles !!vDakvTUAFYI took /fit/ into the 2014 Spring Babby cup, a cup which many expected the /fit/izens to promote from. An early win against /d/ featuring an impressive Zyzz header began the campaign with high hopes, but subsequent draws with /tg/ and /int/ left /fit/ in need of a win against /ck/ to advance. Despite controlling the majority of the game, /fit/ was eliminated from a cup by /ck/ for the third time.

The 2014 Autumn Babby Cup drew near, and the export deadline came and went. /fit/ management was nowhere to be found. With only one semi-legal export available for the cup, new recruit ThatGreekGuy !!kP474qreMcq faced a vexing decision only days into his tenure: play with a rigged as hell export or skip Autumn. He wisely chose the latter, giving way to an eager /t/ team. Weasel retired after hearing of the decision, and Johnny Rambles simply disappeared.

Shortly after the Autumn disaster, JohnnyBravo !!hun/mYyBLVf added his name to the /fit/ ledger. Even with an entirely new managerial team, nobody expected much from /fit/ in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup. A comeback win over rivals /r9k/ in their first game in over a year gave the /fit/izens early hope. /fit/ followed with a win against /out/, then drew /vp/ and /x/, thrusting the /fit/izens into their first Elite Cup since 2013. Eventual champions /tv/ would beat /fit/ after extra time, but the future appeared bright heading into the Elites.

In the 2015 Summer Cup, /fit/ got off to a strong start with a 1-1 draw that featuring poor, yet voluminous, shooting from both sides. /fit/ would follow this up with a 1-0 win over /d/ featuring some unique tactical genius, leaving the team in a good position to advance to the next round as they only needed a win or a draw. Everything came down to the final game of the group against /u/. Each side had their shots, but it was /u/ who made the breakthrough in the 80th minute. /u/ would capitalize for a second as /fit/ pressed to equalize, and the /fit/izens looked toward the Autumn Babby Cup, with the help of new co-manager TheDeek !!c+3ub1zCoe9.

Hopes for the Autumn Cup rode high as /fit/ was placed into a group that many predicted would be theirs for the taking. The team delivered, dishing out beatdowns to /biz/, /gif/, and /x/, scoring 4 goals in each game and clinching promotion with a game still left to play. To cap it all off, /fit/ ground out a 1-0 win over a surging /out/ team to clinch the 12 point mustard race. The team then turned its' attention to the knockout rounds, and delivered the first knockout round win in club history with a 5-2 smashing of /wsg/. /fit/'s Autumn run would come to an abrupt end at the hands of /an/ in the quarterfinals, but the defeat did nothing to break the team's resolve.

The 2016 Winter Cup began with a tentative pair of draws against /asp/ and /k/. /fit/ seemed to be back to their overly defensive ways in the Elites, and needed a win against /soc/ to break the spell of zero knockout appearances. However, the offense came to life in the second half of the final group stage game, smashing through an odd /soc/ buspark to the tune of a 3-0 victory. Drawn against /tv/ for their first elite knockout round game in 3 years, /fit/ delivered their first victory in said stage with a dominating 2-0 performance in which they did not allow a single shot on target. In the quarterfinals against /s/, /fit/ went up early through Zyzz, but found themselves down 1-2 late in extra time. Zyzz came down from heaven and delivered again at '116 to draw it level, and /fit/ would take advantage of both /s/ golds missing their kicks to win the resulting shootout. The team moved on to the semifinals against recurring opponent /out/ with glory in sight. The surging /out/doorsmen would stake themselves to an early 2-0 lead, but /fit/ mounted a furious comeback to lead 3-2 at the break. Zyzz would score a beautiful free kick in the second half to seal the deal, and /fit/ would move on to the Elite Cup Finals against a /u/ team that had relegated them twice. The Final was a slugfest, the teams trading blows end to end and pushing each other to their limits. LONDON and Scooby would score for /fit/, only to see /u/ come back to equalize each time. The Final went to extra time, where Golden Boot winner Homucifer would fire home to put /u/ up with only 15 minutes to play. /fit/ had one last comeback left in them, however, and LONDON's one-timer drew the match level once more at '111. Penalties seemed inevitable, but Scooby won a free kick and then forced a corner. Zyzz delivered from beyond the grave one final time, heading Ahnold's cross home in the 118th minute to grant /fit/ their first elite cup title. We all made it, brahs.

The team entered the 2016 Summer Cup looking to repeat their incredible Winter run. Things began poorly however with a spaghetti-filled 2-3 loss against /v/ leaving /fit/ immediately in need of points against old rivals /ck/ to stay alive. The game looked grim, but late Zyzz and Scooby goals would reverse previous fortunes and pull out a dramatic 3-2 win. The last group game against /a/ presented a strange group situation, as it was entirely possible that /fit/ could be eliminated even with a win and 6 points. The /fit/izens dug deep and found their cup-winning form. Zyzz scored 4 times, and /fit/ delivered a historic 7-0 thrashing knocking the weaboos back into the babbies. Hopes were high going into a second straight elite knockout, but /gd/ would emerge victorious from a tight Round of 16 game.

In the 2017 Winter Cup, a new game found /fit/ relying on their defense once more in a 1-1 draw with /h/ and a 0-0 with /adv/. However old foe /out/ proved to be no more of a challenge than they had been in the past. Scooby scored a hat-trick and /fit/ comfortably topped the group with a 5-0 blowout. In the knockouts /fit/ were first drawn against 2016 Spring champions /m/. A brace from LONDON and more solid defending propelled the /fit/izens into the quarterfinals to the tune of a 3-0 win. Against /vg/, Scooby capitalized on early spaghetti and then put the finishing touch a beautiful tiki-taka goal. Zyzz tacked on a header and a late /vg/ penalty proved meaningless as /fit/ moved into the semifinals against rival /sp/. In an incredibly taut game Zyzz's goal just before halftime proved the winner as /fit/ advanced into a second consecutive Winter Cup Final. Waiting for them was the former One True Elite /mu/, who had put together a string of dominant performances of their own. This also meant that whoever won this final would be receiving a second star. The game lived up to its billing in a cagey match featuring great defending by both sides. Scooby struck first with a header, but MC Ride would soon equalize. The game went to extra time, where Scooby knocked home a corner kick to put /fit/ up 2-1 with 20 minutes to play. Ten minutes later Scooby would seal the second star on the nipples by powering home a Zyzz free kick, and /fit/ were Winter Champions once more.

JohnnyBravo left the team after this season, with the other two managers taking care of /fit/ in the Summer Cup that followed. The results were...noticeably different, to say the least. /an/ proved to be the bane of /fit/'s existence once again, beating them 3-0 in the opening match of the cup. As if that wasn't enough pressure for them, the team could only manage another 1-1 draw against /h/ in the next match. With just 1 point out of two matches, the /fit/izens had to win the final group match, but it just happened to be against none other than /u/. Though Scooby gave /fit/ a lead in the first half, Purest Form of Love's second half goal sealed /fit/'s fate, relegating the team to the 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup with just 2 points in the group stage.

Days before the 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, /fit/ looked to follow the same fate it had in the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. Following the abrupt departure from TheDeek, /fit/ was down to one manager and missed the export deadline day. Amidst confusion, /fit/ managed to hand in a legal export and took part in the cup. Despite the pre-cup shenanigans, /fit/ started off with a 6-1 thrashing against rivals /ck/. The team displayed a strong performance against /o/, but the lack of cardio in /fit/'s workout proved to be their shortcoming, as the team ran out of stamina and fell to a 2-3 loss. In the last match of the group stage, /fit/ faced off an autopilot /p/ and managed to sneak to the knockouts with a 3-2 win. /fit/ went on to face rivals /sp/, whom they had beat in the 2017 4chan Winter Cup semi-finals, and was looking to repeat its former success. A tight and difficult match awaited for /fit/, but their efforts were not enough to close down /sp/'s TSUUUUUUUUUUUU, who netted a hat-trick as the /fit/izens were knocked out in a 2-3 loss in extra time.

Recent Form

Main article: /fit/ Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August 7, 2022	/sp/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-3 L
August 13, 2022	/y/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	3-0 W	45+3' Zyzz 72', 90+1' LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!!
August 14, 2022	/m/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	4-0 W	13', 90+0' LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!! 53' Zyzz 86' L O N D O N
August 14, 2022	/v/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Semi Finals	1-7 L	89' Zyzz
August 14, 2022	/vp/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Match	1-5 L	52' Sir
January 27, 2023	/cm/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	6' The Architect 45+0' L O N D O N
January 27, 2023	/pol/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-3 L	56' Zyzz 74' Rich Piana
January 27, 2023	/t/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	6-3 L	42', 82' L O N D O N 50' Rich Piana

Player Statistics (Official Competitions)

Player	Goals	Assists	Saves
Zyzz	87	40	0
Scooby	32	17	20
L O N D O N	34	17	0
Bear Mode	9	0	0
Rich Piana	22	18	0
Rippletits	5	6	0
Otter Mode	5	0	0
T-Rex	4	1	0
Tinytrip	14	4	0
Jeff Seid	2	2	0
Ahnold	1	6	0
Oatz	2	5	6
Dom Mazzetti	1	2	0
Manlet	2	1	0
Muh Gains	1	0	0
SS+GOMAD	2	0	0
Vitamin A	1	0	0
High Test	0	8	0
>cousin(15)	0	2	0
Sir	1	3	0
Activated Almonds	0	1	14
pls respond	0	1	0
Read the Fucking Sticky	0	0	134
Squatz	0	0	37
NoFap	0	0	42
Sterons	0	0	4
Hodgetwins	0	0	3
>that 30 year old boomer	9	8	2
Curlbro	0	0	1
Bloat Lord Kyriakos	2	2	0
Jeff Cavaliere	5	6	0
BLOATMAXXING	1	0	0
Fat People Hate	2	6	0
Water Buddeh	1	1	0
Could Lifting Have Saved Them?	0	0	24
Uncle Anon	0	2	0
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!!	5	7	0
Gains Goblin	0	1	0
The Architect	1	4	0

Note – Players marked in green are part of the current roster
Note – Goals scored by "Dead Zyzz" are reflected in Zyzz's total

Honors

Team Awards

Winter 2016
Champions
Winter 2017
Champions

Individual Awards

Autumn 2015
Golden Boot
L O N D O N
8 goals
Winter 2017
Golden Boot
Scooby
9 goals
Winter 2017
Golden Glove
Read the Fucking Sticky
20 saves
Spring 2018
Honorable Mention
Oatz
3 saves

Other Awards

Winter 2016
Team of the Tournament
Best Manager
Match of the Tournament
Best Fans
Winter 2017
Player of the Tournament
Best Manager

Tournament history

Competition	Win	Draw	Loss	Finish	Notes
2011 4chan Summer Cup	1	0	2	6th of 16
2012 4chan Winter Cup	4	0	2	4th of 16
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	0	1	1	-
2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0	1	2	-
2012 4chan Summer Cup	0	1	0	10th of 24	3 matches played, 2 voided due to Dragongate
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3	0	0	-
2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1	0	0	-
2013 4chan Winter Cup	2	0	1	8th of 32	4 matches played, 1 voided due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2	0	0	-
2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0	1	1	-
2013 4chan Summer Cup	1	0	2	24th of 32
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	2	29th of 32
2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1	0	1	-
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	2	1	23rd of 40
2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0	1	0	-
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	0	0	-	Disqualified
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2	2	1	13th of 40
2015 4chan Summer Cup	1	1	1	21st of 32
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5	0	1	8th of 40
2016 4chan Winter Cup	5	2	0	1st of 32	Champions
2016 4chan Summer Cup	2	0	2	12th of 32
2017 4chan Winter Cup	5	2	0	1st of 32	Champions
2017 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	26th of 32
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2	0	2	11th of 32
2018 4chan Winter Cup	1	0	2	25th of 32
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	5	1	2	4th of 40
2018 4chan Summer Cup	0	0	3	30th of 32
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	2	23rd of 32
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	2	1	0	2nd of 12
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3	1	1	8th of 32
2019 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	8th of 32
2020 4chan Winter Cup	1	0	2	22nd of 32
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	1	2	30th of 32
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	0	2	6th of 8
2021 4chan World Cup	0	0	3	64th of 64
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2	0	2	20th of 40
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2	0	3	16th of 40
2022 4chan Summer Cup	3	0	4	4th of 32
2023 4chan Winter Cup	0	1	2	28th of 32

Kits

Rivalries


The Alpha Derby The most alpha boards in 4chan, /sp/ has superior tactics due to watching sports all day, while /fit/ is the most talented and conditioned thanks to playing sports all day. /sp/ only leaves their couch twice a year to watch this match against their true rival. Their most recent meeting came in the Round of 16 of the 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, in which /fit/ lost 2-3.
1 Wins	1 Draws	4 Losses


The (no) Homo Derby They have an endless love-hate relationship, /fa/ wants to look good but just has anorexia. Because they can't make their bodies look amazing for the girls, they compensate with things like wearing skinny jeans. They are also the two gayest boards on 4chan, hence the popularity. /fit/, who admitted their homosexuality a couple of times, often forgot their match was called The No Homo Derby.
1 Wins	1 Draws	0 Losses


The Nutrition Derby Well-rounded three-course meals, or oats with whole milk? Any true /fit/izen will tell you he prefers the latter. This matchup, stretching back to the original Summer Cup, is one of the most-played games of all time. /fit/ won the last meeting, thrashing /ck/ an astonishing 6-1. 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.
3 Wins	1 Draws	4 Losses

Old Logos

Original logo
Logo used after the 2013 Winter Cup up until early 2014.
Logo used during the 2021 season celebrating the 10 year anniversary of the team.

Media

File:Sirbicyclekick.webm

Exports

2022 Spring Tactical Export

2022 Spring Aesthetic Export

2022 Summer Music Export

Trivia

/fit/ are undefeated in games where they score 4 or more goals
/fit/ has taken part in some of the most repeated matches ever, facing both /ck/ and /u/ eight (8) times in official matches.
The team was disqualified from the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup due to an attempt to switch the default keepers out with ones that have better abilities by default in PES. This was allowed in the one Summer Cup friendly with /int/, but management was told to fix this in the future. Despite having two managers at the time, neither bothered to fix this, one of them didn't even have access to PES 2014, and thus, /fit/ was out of the Autumn Babby Cup before it even began.
Scooby was previously a goalkeeper before becoming a medal player.
For the Autumn 2012 season, /fit/ had custom faces for a few players like Rippletits and Scooby. Over time, these got overwritten with /v/ faces due to management and Germanbro (the cup's host at the time) not noticing, hence why Rippletits was black with Ainsley Harriot's face, and Scooby had the Mystery of the Druids face in the 2013 Winter Cup.
Jeff Seid was the first gold player to be sent off in an official 4chan Cup. This occurred against /gd/ in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup.
/fit/ became the just third team to win every game in a Mega-Babby group stage by topping Group G of the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup with 12 points.
L O N D O N became the first /fit/ player to earn a share of the Golden Boot with 8 goals in the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup, and only the second silver medal in 4cc history to do so.
Scooby is a joint holder of the single-game assists record with 4 against /a/ in the 2016 Summer Cup.
L O N D O N set a new /fit/ record for most goals scored in a single match with five (5) in /fit/'s 6-1 victory over /wg/ in the 2022 Spring Babby Cup.

Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by 2015 /tg/	Winter Champions 2016 (1st title) 2017 (2nd title)	Succeeded by 2018 /u/