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|align=center|{{goal|55}} Bomber Harris<br>{{goal|62}} Gaius & Aulus<br>{{goal|102}} Charles II</small> | |||
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The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura finally answered the calls of the repressed, history-loving communities of 4chan, and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in AD 2015 - but also possibly sometime after that, because we couldn't be fucked sourcing. The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.
By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!
Roster
- Main Article: /his/ roster
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History
2022 Winter Campaign
WIP
Match Log
Cup Perfomance
Event | Record | GF | GA | GD | Result | Place |
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2-0-1 | 9 | 5 | 4 | Promoted | 3rd |
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1-0-2 | 8 | 9 | -1 | Failed to Advance | 21st |
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0-1-2 | 5 | 9 | -3 | Relegated | 29th |
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3-1-0 | 7 | 3 | 4 | Promoted | 1st |
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2-0-2 | 8 | 9 | -1 | Round of 16 | 13th |
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2-0-2 | 8 | 7 | -1 | Round of 16 | 11th |
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1-0-2 | 2 | 4 | -2 | Relegated | 23rd |
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0-0-4 | 8 | 19 | -11 | Relegated | 40th |
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2-0-1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | Promoted | 6th |
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4-1-2 | 9 | 3 | 6 | Runner-up | 2nd |
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3-0-1 | 12 | 6 | 6 | Round of 16 | 13th |
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0-0-3 | 4 | 11 | -7 | Relegated | 32nd |
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1-1-1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | Failed to Advance | 19th |
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2-0-2 | 8 | 7 | 1 | Promoted | 10th |
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3-0-2 | 15 | 7 | 8 | Quarterfinals | 5th |
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5-1-1 | 13 | 6 | 7 | Runner-up | 2nd |
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1-0-2 | 8 | 8 | 0 | Failed to Advance | 40th |
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1-0-2 | 3 | 8 | -5 | Relegated | 27th |
Recent & Upcoming Official Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
Previous Official Matches
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | VOD |
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![]() 2022 4chan Winter Cup |
Group E | ![]() |
3-2 W | Bombs away Lemay ![]() Charles II ![]() |
January 29, 2022 | Video |
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0-3 L | February 4, 2022 | Video | |||
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0-3 L | ![]() |
February 6, 2022 | Video | ||
![]() 2021 4chan World Cup |
Group H | ![]() |
1-3 L | Bomber Harris ![]() |
July 18, 2021 | Video |
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4-1 W | Napoleon ![]() >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() Charles II ![]() |
July 10, 2021 | Video | ||
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3-4 L | ![]() ![]() |
July 30, 2021 | Video | ||
![]() 2021 4chan Winter Cup |
Group D | ![]() |
2-1 W | Charles II ![]() |
January 29, 2021 | Video |
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1-1 D | Charles II ![]() |
January 31, 2021 | Video | ||
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2-0 W | Bomber Harris ![]() >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() |
February 6, 2021 | Video | ||
Knockouts | ![]() |
2-0 W | >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() Charles II ![]() |
February 13, 2021 | Video | |
Quarter Finals | ![]() |
5-1 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
February 14, 2021 | Video | |
Semi Finals | ![]() |
2-1 W | ![]() |
February 14, 2021 | Video | |
Final | ![]() |
1-3 L | Bomber Harris ![]() |
February 14, 2021 | Video | |
![]() 2020 4chan Summer Cup |
Group F | ![]() |
1-2 L | ![]() |
July 18, 2020 | Video |
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3-2 W | ![]() ![]() |
July 24, 2020 | Video | ||
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5-0 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
July 26, 2020 | Video | ||
Knockouts | ![]() |
5-0 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
July 26, 2020 | Video | |
Quarter Finals | ![]() |
3-3 L | ![]() ![]() ![]() Penalties 4-5 |
August 2, 2020 | Video | |
![]() 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
Group D | ![]() |
2-1 W | Bomber Harris ![]() >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() |
April 24, 2020 | Video |
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1-0 W | Bomber Harris ![]() |
April 26, 2020 | Video | ||
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2-3 L | ![]() ![]() |
May 2, 2020 | Video | ||
Knockouts | ![]() |
3-3 L | ![]() ![]() ![]() Penalties 0-3 |
May 9, 2020 | Video |
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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April 15, 2016 | ![]() |
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4-1 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() Bismarck ![]() |
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April 16, 2016 | ![]() |
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4-1 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() Bismarck ![]() Vlad the Implier ![]() |
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April 17, 2016 | ![]() |
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1-3 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() |
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May 6, 2016 | ![]() |
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5-6 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() |
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May 8, 2016 | ![]() |
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0-1 L | ||
May 14, 2016 | ![]() |
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3-2 W | Bismarck ![]() >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() |
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October 29, 2016 | ![]() |
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4-5 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() Napoleon ![]() Bismarck ![]() |
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November 4, 2016 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() |
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November 6, 2016 | ![]() |
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0-3 L | ||
April 28, 2017 | ![]() |
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3-2 W | Bismarck ![]() >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() |
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April 29, 2017 | ![]() |
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3-0 W | ![]() ![]() |
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April 30, 2017 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() |
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May 12, 2017 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | ![]() |
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May 14, 2017 | ![]() |
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4-3 W | Vlad The Implier ![]() >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() Bismarck ![]() |
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May 20, 2017 | ![]() |
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2-3 L | ![]() ![]() |
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May 27, 2017 | ![]() |
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0-2 L | Video | |
July 28, 2017 | ![]() |
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3-2 W | ![]() ![]() |
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July 30, 2017 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | ![]() |
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August 5, 2017 | ![]() |
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2-0 W | ![]() ![]() |
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August 12, 2017 | ![]() |
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2-3 L | ![]() ![]() |
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17 February, 2018 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | Read the Fucking Sticky ![]() |
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23 February, 2018 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | Charles II ![]() |
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25 February, 2018 | ![]() |
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0-2 L | Video | |
May 5, 2018 | ![]() |
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1-5 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() |
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May 11, 2018 | ![]() |
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2-3 L | ![]() ![]() |
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May 13, 2018 | ![]() |
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3-7 L | Monsieur Lindy![]() Charles II ![]() Bomber Harris ![]() |
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May 20, 2018 | ![]() |
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2-4 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() |
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October 12, 2018 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | Bismarck ![]() |
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October 13, 2018 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | Charles II ![]() |
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October 14, 2018 | ![]() |
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0-3 D | Video | |
October 26, 2018 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | ![]() |
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October 28, 2018 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | ![]() ![]() |
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November 3, 2018 | ![]() |
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0-0 D | Video | |
November 10, 2018 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | ![]() |
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November 11, 2018 | ![]() |
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3-0 W | ![]() ![]() |
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November 11, 2018 | ![]() |
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3-1 W | ![]() ![]() |
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November 11, 2018 | ![]() |
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0-2 L | Video | |
February 16, 2019 | ![]() |
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3-1 W | ![]() ![]() |
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February 22, 2019 | ![]() |
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3-2 W | Bomber Harris ![]() Charles II ![]() |
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February 24, 2019 | ![]() |
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5-1 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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March 2, 2019 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | Bismarck ![]() |
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July 20, 2019 | ![]() |
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2-5 L | Bomber Harris ![]() Charles II ![]() |
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July 26, 2019 | ![]() |
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1-4 L | Charles II ![]() |
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July 28, 2019 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | Bomber Harris ![]() |
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October 26, 2019 | ![]() |
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0-1 L | Video | |
November 1, 2019 | ![]() |
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3-2 W | ![]() ![]() |
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November 3, 2019 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | Charles II ![]() |
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April 24, 2020 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | Bomber Harris ![]() >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() |
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April 26, 2020 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | Bomber Harris ![]() |
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May 2, 2020 | ![]() |
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2-3 L | ![]() ![]() |
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May 9, 2020 | ![]() |
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3-3 L | ![]() ![]() ![]() Penalties 0-3 |
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July 18, 2020 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | ![]() |
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July 24, 2020 | ![]() |
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3-2 W | ![]() ![]() |
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July 26, 2020 | ![]() |
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5-0 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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August 1, 2020 | ![]() |
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3-0 W | >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() Charles II ![]() Gaius & Aulus ![]() |
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August 2, 2020 | ![]() |
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3-3 L | ![]() ![]() ![]() Penalties 4-5 |
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January 29, 2021 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | Charles II ![]() |
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January 31, 2021 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | Charles II ![]() |
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February 6, 2021 | ![]() |
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2-0 W | Bomber Harris ![]() >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() |
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February 13, 2021 | ![]() |
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2-0 W | >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() Charles II ![]() |
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February 14, 2021 | ![]() |
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5-1 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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February 14, 2021 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | ![]() |
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February 14, 2021 | ![]() |
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1-3 L | Bomber Harris ![]() |
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July 10, 2021 | ![]() |
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1-3 L | Bomber Harris ![]() |
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July 18, 2021 | ![]() |
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4-1 W | Napoleon ![]() >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() Charles II ![]() |
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July 30, 2021 | ![]() |
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3-4 L | ![]() ![]() |
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January 29, 2022 | ![]() |
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3-2 W | Bombs away Lemay ![]() Charles II ![]() |
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February 4, 2022 | ![]() |
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0-3 L | Video | |
February 6, 2022 | ![]() |
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0-3 L | ![]() |
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Unofficial Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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January 30, 2016 | ![]() |
2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies | 2-3 L | Rasputin's Dick ![]() Bismarck ![]() |
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January 7, 2017 | ![]() |
2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-3 L | Bismarck ![]() |
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May 6, 2017 | ![]() |
Invite challenge | 4-5 L | ||
January 19, 2018 | ![]() |
2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-3 L | ![]() |
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January 20, 2018 | ![]() |
2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-5 L | Charles II ![]() |
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May 20, 2018 | ![]() |
Wooden Spoon Match | 13-1 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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August 25, 2019 | ![]() |
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 5-2 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire ![]() Bomber Harris ![]() Charles II ![]() Finno-Korean Hyper war ![]() |
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December 20, 2019 | ![]() |
Test Cup V 19 | 3-0 W | Charles II ![]() >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() |
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December 21, 2019 | ![]() |
Test Cup V 19 | 2-3 L | ![]() |
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December 27, 2019 | ![]() |
Test Cup V 19 | 2-2 D | Charles II ![]() >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() |
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December 28, 2019 | ![]() |
Test Cup V 19 round of 16 | 2-2 L | Charles II ![]() >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() Penalties 3-5 |
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March 6, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L |
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March 13, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W |
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March 20, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 W | ![]() Penalties 3-2 |
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September 19, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 L | ![]() Penalties 1-2 |
Video |
September 27, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-4 L | >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() |
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September 27, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 W | Charles II ![]() >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() |
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May 2, 2021 | ![]() |
2021 4chan Spring Friendlies | 0-2 L | Video | |
May 8, 2021 | ![]() |
2021 4chan Spring Friendlies | 2-0 W | >Holy >Roman >Empire ![]() Gaius & Aulus ![]() |
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May 23, 2021 | ![]() |
2021 4chan Spring Friendlies | 2-1 W | ![]() ![]() |
Video |
Team Statistics
Italics denote retired players
Goalscorers
Player | Goals | Assists |
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>Holy>Roman>Empire | 51 | 30 |
Charles II | 29 | 18 |
Bomber Harris | 20 | 13 |
Gaius & Aulus | 7 | 2 |
Mongolian Horse Archer | 1 | 3 |
Pregnant Anne Frank | 1 | 1 |
Burnin' Sherman | 1 | 1 |
More Wives, Your Grace? | 0 | 1 |
Napoleon | 5 | 8 |
Monsieur Lindy | 2 | 1 |
Bismarck | 14 | 10 |
Vlad the Implier | 2 | 4 |
Lutheran Shitposter | 0 | 1 |
Charlemagne | 0 | 1 |
Shitposting Cossack | 1 | 0 |
Anarco-Memeism | 1 | 0 |
Empire for Sale | 0 | 1 |
>Marxism | 0 | 1 |
Eternal Anglo | 0 | 1 |
Carl von Clausewitz | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeepers
Player | Starts | Saves | Clean Sheets |
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TAFT | 21 | 53 | 4 |
___ Battle of the Isonzo | 19 | 33 | 6 |
Shitposting Cossack | 2 | 6 | 0 |
Maginot Line | 4 | 19 | 1 |
Great Wall of China | 7 | 20 | 0 |
Julius Caesar | 3 | 5 | 0 |
Christian Dark Ages | 10 | 23 | 3 |
Records
Holder | Date | Record | Match |
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>Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute). | /his/ ![]() ![]() |
>Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes). | /his/ ![]() ![]() |
>Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes). | /his/ ![]() ![]() |
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July 28, 2017 | Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10. | /s4s/ ![]() ![]() |
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May 21, 2018 | Most goals allowed by a team within a single tournament with 19. | /b/ ![]() ![]() |
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May 21, 2018 | Lowest GD in a group stage with -11. | /b/ ![]() ![]() |
>Holy>Roman>Empire | February 24, 2019 | Most assists by a single player in a game, at 5. | /b/ ![]() ![]() |
Former records
Holder | Date set | Record | Match | Date beaten |
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>Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Most goals scored in a single match by a single player with 5. | /his/ ![]() ![]() |
August 6, 2016 |
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May 6, 2016 | Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5. | /his/ ![]() ![]() |
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Rivalries
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The Edgelord Derby It could hardly be avoided - people were tired of /pol/ shitposting. It was impossible to have meaningful conversation on anything remotely related to the last three centuries of history without Bob McDuff of Alabama injecting his fetid political ideology into matters long done-and-dusted. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities as they are studied. Mercifully, /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to framed infographics long-debunked and portraits of Stalin, Donald Trump and other wingnuts. When these edgelords take the field against us, they must be reminded of the singular indisputable lesson of /his/tory: Those who fail to learn from it, are doomed to repeat it. |
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The Siege of Lesbos A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. From the first ever Elite run for /his/ being cut short by the Y/u/ris, to being relegated by them in the very next cup, it seemed the two might just have a bone to pick. But when the defending lesbian champions spooned their Summer 18 run, only to be drawn against the current babby spoon holder in /his/ for their very first game, people started suspecting that (((some))) unusual forces might be at play here, especially since every time the two boards met, one of them would end up in the final of the same cup. We also just can't beat this fucking team for shit. |
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Honors
Team
2021 4chan Winter Cup: Most Exciting Team
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Anthem Deutsche Kaiserhymne
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Goalhorn We Didn't Start The Fire
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Alt-horn Charles II
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Runner-up
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Most improved team
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Biggest spaghetti moment
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: At least you tried
Individual
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Best Player Comeback (>Holy >Roman >Empire)
Team photos
Gallery
- "Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."
- — DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
- — DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
- "Always a /his/ fan"
- — PAVAL, 2018 Spring
- — PAVAL, 2018 Spring
Russian Baltic Fleet living up to his name - Summer 2021
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