/ck/

/ck/
We like to play with fire and knives and dead things
/ck/ - Food and Cooking
Founded August, 2011 Owner PJSalt IRL manager AntacidCanada !!bxgf5+DXvbZ Team colors Chat color FFCCOO Yellow Ranking 26 ( 12) Highest rank 2 (January, 2012) Lowest rank 30 (February, 2013) Top scorer Nachos (43 + unknown # of goals scored in 2011 Summer Cup) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Nachos Website /ck/ - Food and Cooking Nickname ro/ck/stars
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 24 8 21 53 45.28%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /ck/  5–1  /sci/ August 23, 2013 Biggest defeat /hm/  7–2  /ck/ February 17, 2013 First match /ck/  1–0  /soc/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Weird Al - Eat It, starts at 0:28 Goal horn Fanfare Ciocarlia - Moliendo Cafe
Kits

/ck/ is a team steeped in the boiling waters of tradition, delivering tasty results with every win. The team has spent quite some time in its tupperware and ultimately spoiled during the 2013 Winter Cup, but experienced a well deserved nuke in the microwave and made it to the elimination rounds and qualifying them for the 2014 Winter cup. Nonetheless, following the mantra of Gordon Ramsey, /ck/ will be made up again fresh for the Winter Cup, with a new PES and a new manager. One thing is for certain, /ck/ knows well the recipe for success, and straying from that recipe (crowned by fan favorite NACHOS) will only leave a bitter taste in everyone's mouth.

Roster

Main article: /ck/ Roster.

No. Position Player 1   GK Cast-Iron Skillet 2   CB >Beans In Chili 3   CB Vertical Recipes 4   CB Al/ck/oholic 5   DMF Alton Brown 6   CMF Gordon Ramsay 7   CMF Food Pics From Japan 8   AMF /ck/ Challenge 9   AMF Perfect Coffee 10   SS Pink Himalayan Salt 11   CF Nachos (Captain)

No. Position Player 12   GK Fatty McAutism 13   GK >Tipping 14   CB Vegan Shitstorm 15   CB Shitty Roommate General 16   CB Ramen Poorfag 17   CB If I eat this, will I die? 18   DMF Shitpotle 19   DMF Masaokis 20   CMF Irish Stew Autist 22   CMF Sriracha 21   CMF Weekly Bread Thread 23   CMF In-n-Out vs. Five Guys

Exports

FOR THE 2014 AUTUMN FRIENDLIES (last PES13 Save) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/olxo6ouercxtrxj/TheCureFor4ChansHeartburn.zip

FOR THE 2014 SUMMER CUP: http://www.mediafire.com/download/bhi6l354b7939yu/Summer_Cookout.zip

Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem

Special Closing Anthem: if /ck/ wins by a clean sheet (no goals received) and Cast-Iron Skillet is the GK [1]

Kits

Home kits. Outfielder then GK respectively

Away kits.

Tactics: Fire, Knives, and Dead Things

Tactics Preset 1: Fire

Tactics Preset 2: Knives

Tactics Preset 3: Dead Things

Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/soc/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	???
August, 2011	/tv/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	5-2 W	???
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	???
August, 2011	/sp/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 (7-6) W	???
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-0 L
January 5, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 W	Nachos 15', 61', 90+1' Forcaccia 57'
January 6, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Nachos 71'
January 7, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 L
January 8, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 (4-2) W	Forcaccia 16' Tikka Masala 39'
January 8, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-2 W	Forcaccia 30', 75' Sukiyaki 79'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 L
February 25, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	???
March 3, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	???
April 14, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
April 21, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Masaokis 6'
June 9, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Nachos 18' Masaokis 63' Pink Himalayan Salt 82'
July 13, 2012	/jp/	Group Stage SC2012	3-3 D	Masaokis 26' Pink Himalayan Salt 42', 48'
July 14, 2012	/co/	Group Stage SC2012	3-2 W	Nachos 6', 61', 88'
July 15, 2012	/tv/	Group Stage SC2012	4-1 L	Nachos 67'
August 19, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Nachos 23', 39', 87'
September 15, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Nachos 8', 65' Pink Himalayan Salt 82', 90+2'
September 22, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Masaokis 23'
December 22, 2012	/b/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Fridge Ketchup 12' Pink Himalayan Salt 55' Nachos 85'
February 9, 2013	/v/	Group Stage WC2013	3-0 L
February 15, 2013	/d/	Group Stage WC2013	4-1 L	Nachos 22' (pen)
February 17, 2013	/hm/	Group Stage WC2013	7-2 L	Nachos 18' Pink Himalayan Salt 68'
April 6, 2013	/vg/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 25', 38', 69' Nachos 60'
April 13, 2013	/v/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 12', 19' Nachos 57'
May 3, 2013	/f/	Group Stage SBC2013	3-2 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 11' Nachos 23', 74'
May 5, 2013	/sci/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 L
May 11, 2012	/lit/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-1 D	Nachos 85'
May 18, 2013	/cgl/	Round of 16 SBC2013	2-0 W	Nachos 58', 89'
May 19, 2013	/x/	Quarter Finals SBC2013	3-1 L	Pink Himalayan Salt 60'
July 13, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Nachos 22' (pen)
July 20, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Nachos 68'
August 17, 2013	/pol/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Nachos 60', 90+1'
August 23, 2013	/sci/	Group Stage SC2013	5-1 W	Nachos 15', 90' Perfect Coffee 19', 34' Pink Himalayan Salt 54'
August 25, 2013	/co/	Group Stage SC2013	3-0 L
August 31, 2013	/trv/	Round of 16 SC2013	4-0 L
September 22, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Nachos 25', 89'
October 5, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Pink Himalayan Salt 19'
January 11, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Pink Himalayan Salt 43', 80' Perfect Coffee 45'
January 12, 2014	/fit/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Nachos 45+' Perfect Coffee 89'
February 15, 2014	/wg/	Group Stage WC2014	3-4 L	Nachos  28' /ck/ Challenge  58' Perfect Coffee  80'
February 21, 2014	/vr/	Group Stage WC2014	3-1 W	Nachos  45+' Pink Himalayan Salt  59' Perfect Coffee  78'
February 23, 2014	/trv/	Group Stage WC2014	2-2 D	Perfect Coffee  50' Pink Himalayan Salt  64'
April 5, 2014	/d/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-1 D	Nachos  51'
April 11, 2014	/tg/	Group Stage SBC2014	2-1 W	Perfect Coffee  32' Nachos  50'
April 13, 2014	/int/	Group Stage SBC2014	4-1 W	Nachos  5', 20', 45+' Perfect Coffee  16'
April 20, 2014	/fit/	Group Stage SBC2014	2-1 W	Nachos  15', 50'
April 26, 2014	/vg/	Round of 16 SBC2014	0-3 L
June 1, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Nachos  4' Perfect Coffee  26'
June 7, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  14' Nachos  68'
July 18, 2014	/v/	Group Stage SC2014	0-2 L
July 20, 2014	/vg/	Group Stage SC2014	1-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  44'
July 26, 2014	/h/	Group Stage SC2014	0-1 L
October 18, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
October 19, 2014	/r9k/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
October 25, 2014	/a/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
November 2, 2014	/out/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Team History

For earlier history: /ck/ History

2014 4chan Winter Friendlies

/ck/ exploded onto the PES14 scene with a friendly against /soc/ and a rivalry game /fit/. The game against /soc/ seemed grim in the beginning, with a goal from Feet in the 8th minute and a goal from Vocaroo in the 11th. /ck/'s answer came just at the end of the first half with a goal from Pink Himalayan Salt in the 43rd minute and an even cheekier goal in the 45th from Perfect Coffee. The second half closed with a 3-3 tie after a /soc/ goal from Haunter (63') and a goal from Pink Himalayan Salt in the 80th. The match was considered the most hype game that day. /ck/ was the clear favorite in their next match against /fit/, due to the /fit/ manager missing the deadline and getting the team nerfed. The first goal was a spectacular mid-air kick made by Nachos in the 45th minute. Zyzz would answer next half only for /ck/ to take the lead with another cheeky goal from Perfect Coffee in the 89th minute.

2014 4chan Winter Cup

With a new manager at the helm /ck/ charged into the 2014 winter cup and put up an effort that couldn’t be judged as anything less than valiant. They may not have made it past the Group Stages, but they put up a good fight. In their first match against /wg/ they showed their scoring power in a back and forth match that would have been a tie if Boss Nigga hadn’t defied the odds and scored a last minute goal in injury time. The game against /vr/ may not have been the most interesting to watch, but /ck/ kept their game up with a 3-1 win. Finally, /ck/ faced off with this cup’s winner, /trv/. /ck/ proved themselves to be a formidable opponent and tied up the match, something no other team could manage against /trv/. Unfortunately, this draw was not enough for /ck/ to avoid relegation.

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup

It was time for /ck/ to pick themselves up again, and this time they were placed in a tough group: Group G of this Babby Cup put /ck/ against /tg/, /fit/, /int/, and /d/. After initially struggling to find their footing in a 1-1 draw against /d/, /ck/ recovered with style. With 3 wins in a row after the first match, /ck/ topped the group with 10 points, the most anyone could get in the new 5-team group setup for the Babby Cups.

Unfortunately, the good times once again ended with a big loss. /vg/ eliminated /ck/ in the Round of 16 with a 3-0 win where /ck/'s finishing left much to be desired.

2014 4chan Summer Cup

After easy wins in the friendlies, /ck/ had to face stiff competition in the actual Summer Cup. First, /v/ beat /ck/ 2-0 in a match where the stats and score don't tell the whole story: while /v/ was dominant, both of the goals came from >PES blunders with the AI. All was not lost just yet, as Pink Himalayan Salt scored the winning goal for /ck/ against /vg/, and with that, the group was left wide open for anyone to go through. Little did they know that Pink Himalayan Salt's goal would be the only one /ck/ would have in the cup.

In a very dull match to mercifully end the stream of matches, /ck/ lost 1-0 to /h/ in a match that literally had one shot in its entirety. Once again, /ck/ will have to pick themselves up from relegation.

Rivalries

/ck/ vs /fit/

/ck/ vs /fa/

Goal Scorers

Player	Goals
Nachos	43*
Pink Himalayan Salt	20
Perfect Coffee	10
Masaokis	4
Forcaccia**	4
/ck/ Challenge	1
Fridge Ketchup	1
Sukiyaki**	1
Tikka Masala**	1

(*)Nachos obtained the golden boot in the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, however, since all the records of the cup are lost, there is no way to know how many goals he scored in that competition
(**)Retired players

Honors

• 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Runner-up
• 2012 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place

Individual Honors

• 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Nachos - Golden Boot
• 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Alton Brown - 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup All Stars

Awards

• 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Dressed

Trivia

• Except if it's a final, every team that has defeated /ck/ so far in a knockout round, loses in the next match (/sp/ twice in the 2012 Winter Cup, /x/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup, /trv/ in the 2013 Summer Cup and /vg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup).

• /ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.

• So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper and that has been played in a cup.