/tv/

Quantum, instar aetatis, est numerus

/tv/ - Television & Film

Founded

August, 2011

Manager

Christopher Nolan

Owner

Green Oval

IRL manager

FwokinMwok !!7phVQJQIrV6

Team colors

Chat color

00FF88
OvalGreen

Ranking

20

Highest rank

5 (October 21, 2012)

Lowest rank

26 (July 14, 2012)

Top scorer

Real Human Being (17)

Top assister

Real Human Being (5)

Captain

Real Human Being

Website

/tv/ - Television & Film

Nickname

fa/tv/irgins

Historic performance

14	3	20			37				37.84%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
0	0	0

Biggest win
/tv/	4–0	/mu/
August 18, 2012

Biggest defeat
/po/	5–0	/tv/
August 16, 2013

First match
/tv/	3–1	/adv/
6 August 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A

Team music

Anthem

The Golden Age of Video

Goal horn

MONEY

Kits

/tv/ is one of the original 16 teams created during the first 4chan World Cup. Although constantly losing and receiving lack of attention from the actual /tv/ board, on July 15th 2012, everything changed. /tv/'s big 4-1 win over /ck/ brought the entire board together and brought attention back to the team. Despite their inspiring run in Autumn under Director, with an enviable win streak, /tv/ had some disappointing matches in the Winter Cup Group Stage which left them dropped back to Spring. Once there the /tv/ team once again showed everyone what they could do, making it to the finals against /mlp/. Although the match itself disappointed many, /tv/'s progress made the team hopeful that they could continue the run into Summer. However, this was not to be, and the team crashed out of the 2013 Summer Cup after two 5-0 losses in a row in the group stages. The following Babby Cup also proved to be a disappointing affair for /tv/, as they ended up last in their group and as such will have to qualify for the next Spring Babby via the Fetus Cup. All hope is not lost however, as the last match in the 2013 Autumn Babby was a thundering 4-0 win. Could this match be the start of something new, like how the classic 4-1 win against /ck/ proved to be the rebirth of the team? Will the team be able to perform after the change to PES14? Will Real Human Being ever be able to perform in anything above green condition? Only the future will tell.

Players

Main article: /tv/ Players

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

High Ground

21

	CB

/cel/

6

	CB

Stannis the Mannis

4

	LB

LOST

9

	RB

Future Walt

5

	DMF

Plinkett

13

	DMF

Malick

3

	CMF

Crab Legs

20

	CMF

Problem Child 2

23

	SS

PoorlilWhiteGuy

7

	CF

Real Human Being (Captain)

No.

Position

Player

19

	GK

The Doctor

12

	GK

SHEEEEEEEEEET

22

	CB

Montae

8

	CB

FUCKEN DROPPED

17

	CB

FOR YOU

10

	LB

Heat Legend

2

	RB

Armond White

15

	DMF

Motherlove

11

	DMF

ACT

16

	CMF

Abatap

14

	DMF

Loner Cinephile

18

	DMF

Eagles

Team Photo

Data

Face files

Autumn Cup 2013 kits, banners and logo

Results

For more information visit /tv/ Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replay
August 6, 2011	/adv/	First Round Winners' Bracket SC2011	3-1 W	???	N/A
August 7, 2011	/ck/	Second Round Winners' Bracket SC2011	5-2 L	???	N/A
August 8, 2011	/g/	Second Round Losers' Bracket SC2011	3-0 L		N/A
January 5, 2012	/g/	First Round Winners' Bracket WC2012	3-0 L		N/A
January 6, 2012	/o/	First Round Losers' Bracket WC2012	0-0p L		N/A
February 12, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	???	N/A
February 19, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 L	PoorlilWhiteGuy 9', 30', 73'	N/A
February 25, 2012	/co/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	???	N/A
April 28, 2012	/v/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-0 L		N/A
May 26, 2012	/fa/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Was It Rape? 14' PoorlilWhiteGuy 90+2'	N/A
June 9, 2012	/lit/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Real Human Being 80'	N/A
July 13, 2012	/co/	Group Stage SC2012	3-2 L	Real Human Being 23', 61'	N/A
July 14, 2012	/jp/	Group Stage SC2012	2-0 L		N/A
July 15, 2012	/ck/	Group Stage SC2012	4-1 W	Problem Child 2 31' Real Human Being 42', 90+2' PoorlilWhiteGuy 69'	Replay
August 18, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	PoorlilWhiteGuy 29', 88' Real Human Being 73', 83'	Replay(1hr 22m)
September 2, 2012	/jp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	Problem Child 2 5', 20' Real Human Being 66', 81'	Replay(30m)
September 22, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Real Human Being 69', 74' PoorlilWhiteGuy 78'	Replay(1hr 29m)
October 13, 2012	/s/	Group Stage ABC2012	3-0 W	Crab Legs 21' PoorlilWhiteGuy 70', 80'	Replay(3hr 38m)
October 13, 2012	/o/	Group Stage ABC2012	3-2 W	PoorlilWhiteGuy 7', 33' Real Human Being 19'	Replay(1hr 26m)
October 19, 2012	/hr/	Group Stage ABC2012	3-0 W	Real Human Being 1', 77' PoorlilWhiteGuy 66'	Replay(4hr 24m)
October 21, 2012	/vp/	Round of 16 ABC2012	3-1 W	Real Human Being 45+1', 59' PoorlilWhiteGuy 87'	Replay(10m)
October 21, 2012	/mlp/	Quarter-Finals ABC2012	3-1 W	PoorlilWhiteGuy 22', 55' Crab Legs 85'	Replay(3hr 24m)
October 21, 2012	/r9k/	Semi-Finals ABC2012	4-2 L	PoorlilWhiteGuy 29' Real Human Being 33'	Replay(52m)
October 21, 2012	/vg/	Third Place Playoff ABC2012	3-1 W	Problem Child 2 10' PoorlilWhiteGuy 17' Real Human Being 48'	Replay(1hr 54m)
December 8, 2012	/x/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Real Human Being 60'	Replay(1st half) Replay(2nd half)
February 8, 2013	/trv/	Group Stage WC2013	4-1 L	Real Human Being 31'	Replay(36m) Replay(Part 2)
February 10, 2013	/wg/	Group Stage WC2013	2-1 L	Real Human Being 76'	Replay(3hr 26m)
February 16, 2013	/y/	Group Stage WC2013	0-0 D		N/A
April 6, 2013	/lit/	2013_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Friendlies	2-2 D	Real Human Being 43', 64'	N/A
April 13, 2013	/an/	2013_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Friendlies	5-1 L	Real Human Being 90+2'	N/A
May 3, 2013	/gif/	Group Stage SBC2013	0-0 D		N/A
May 5, 2013	/vp/	Group Stage SBC2013	3-0 W	Real Human Being 59', 63', 86'	N/A
May 11, 2013	/po/	Group Stage SBC2013	2-1 L	L O S T 32'	N/A
May 18, 2013	/3/	Round of 16 SBC2013	3-3 (5-4) W	Real Human Being 20', 54', 94'	N/A
May 19, 2013	/lit/	Quarter Finals SBC2013	1-0 W	Real Human Being 61'	N/A
May 19, 2013	/soc/	Semi Finals SBC2013	2-1 W	PoorlilWhiteGuy 1' Real Human Being 90+3'	N/A
May 19, 2013	/mlp/	SBC2013 Final	4-0 L		N/A
July 13, 2013	/tg/	2013_4chan_Summer_Cup_Friendlies	5-2 L	PoorlilWhiteGuy 31' FOR YOU 55'	N/A
July 21, 2013	/hr/	2013_4chan_Summer_Cup_Friendlies	2-1 W	PoorlilWhiteGuy 4', 12'	N/A
August 16, 2013	/po/	Group Stage SC2013	5-0 L		N/A
August 18, 2013	/a/	Group Stage SC2013	5-0 L		N/A
August 24, 2013	/h/	Group Stage SC2013	3-2 L	YIFY 29' Real Human Being 71'	N/A
September 21, 2013	/out/	2013_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies	1-0 L		N/A
September 22, 2013	/co/	2013_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies	2-0 W	Real Human Being 84', 90+'	N/A
November 16, 2013	/gif/	Group Stage ABC2013	2-0 L		N/A
November 22, 2013	/hr/	Group Stage ABC2013	2-1 L	Problem Child 2 26'	N/A
November 24, 2013	/s/	Group Stage ABC2013	4-0 W	Real Human Being 41', 52' Problem Child 2 63' FOR YOU 88'	N/A

Cup Performance

Event	Place
2011 4Chan Summer Cup	10th (tied)
2012 4Chan Winter Cup	13th
2012 4Chan Summer Cup	15th (Relegated)
2012 4Chan Autumn Babby Cup	3rd (Promoted)
2013 4Chan Winter Cup	21st (Relegated)
2013 4Chan Spring Babby Cup	2nd (Promoted)
2013 4Chan Summer Cup	32nd (Relegated)

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

The team's preparation friendlies went very well as they won all 3 of their matches by scoring at least 3 goals in each of them.

This momentum carried into their group stage matches as they started the cup with a 3-0 victory over /s/, leaving them to wonder if pedophilia is the secret to their success. As /o/'s fans were thinking that this was their year due to them actually scoring goals, /tv/ rained on their parade in what some might call a clean match due to Jack bringing his vacuum in as a guest commentator. /tv/ would win 3-2 against /o/, with /o/'s goals coming after /tv/ had a 3-0 lead. Though complacency appeared to be an issue, their manager made sure that this was not a problem in their next match as /tv/ won 3-0 against /hr/, which put them on top of their group with 9 points.

In the round of 16, they faced /vp/ in the battle of pedos against furries, which would be decisively won by /tv/ with the final score being 3-1. They would go on to face another board with a notorious fanbase, and this time it would be the most hated of them all: /mlp/. Despite Faust's attempt to undo PoorlilWhiteGuy's efforts in the first half, /tv/ would go on to win 3-1 with Crab Legs and PoorlilWhiteGuy scoring in the second half while /mlp/ was simply unable to respond. There are rumors that the ref was bribed prior to the match as /mlp/'s goal was scored with Faust's arm hitting the ball before going into the goal, but the 4chan Cup Committee did not investigate this.

The next match had /tv/ facing /r9k/ after their dreadfully boring match against /adv/ that was decided on penalty kicks due to both teams being too beta to even try to score. Many were expecting /r9k/ to perform poorly as they were tired from how long their previous match went, but much to everyone's surprise, they defeated /tv/ decisively in a 4-2 victory with /r9k/'s last 2 goals coming in the last minutes of the match as the score was 2-2.

Despite suffering such a crushing defeat, /tv/ was able to send the fans off happily as they won 3-1 in the third place play-off against /vg/. PoorlilWhiteGuy ended up being the 2nd top goalscorer of the tournament with 10 goals. After such a great showing in the babby cup, the team looks on to the future with great expectations for their 2013 Winder Cup campaign.

Goals of the Cup [1]

2013 4chan Winter Cup

Out of the top 4 teams in the previous babby cup, only one of them avoided relegation, and /tv/ was sadly not that team. Group D drew /tv/ together with familiar competition: /wg/, /trv/, and /y/. All of these teams were in the last babby cup with /tv/, and despite high expectations, /tv/ disappointed in their first match. /trv/ took advantage of their better conditioning with a powerful 4-1 win. Real Human Being got /tv/ a goal while PoorlilWhiteGuy unfortunately lived up to his name. The loss sparked a Hype video[2], but hopes mean nothing in a game of numbers, and devastation did not end there. /wg/ had almost 3 times the shots that /tv/ did in the next match, but they could only score twice. Real Human Being scored what would only be a consolation goal in a 2-1 loss for /tv/. Due to how the points were spread out after /trv/'s loss to /wg/, /tv/ could only advance with if they won against /y/ by 5 goals. /y/ played very defensively and only had one shot that was off target in the whole match. /tv/ tried their very best, but it was not simply enough as the match ended in a 0-0 draw that relegated /tv/. Real Human Being scored /tv/'s two goals in the cup and the team's final ranking was 26th place.

2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup

There weren't many signs of recovery for /tv/ in the Spring Babby Cup friendlies this year. Real Human Being continued to be the only player living up to the hype, scoring twice in a 2-2 draw against /lit/, and once in a 5-1 loss to /an/. /gif/ and /tv/ had the honor of being in the opening match of the Spring Babby Cup, but once again, there were no signs of recovery. Their dull 0-0 draw did nothing to hype up the viewers. Next, /tv/ finally showed shades of their famed Autumn 2012 run against the mighty >/vp/ in a 3-0 win with a Real Human Hat-trick. This would end up being the only win they needed to qualify for the Summer Cup. After a 2-1 loss to /po/, /tv/ finished the group with 4 points in second place of Group A, meaning the team had to face /3/ in the round of 16. Real Human Being proved to be a real hero once again with another hat-trick. This time, it wasn't enough to put /3/ away as they scored 3 goals of their own. /tv/ would go on to win the penalty shoot-out that followed with Poorlilwhiteguy scoring the final shot. The next opponent would be an up-and-coming /lit/. Though some expected /tv/'s fatigue from their last game to affect them, it did not matter in this match as Real Human Being once again scored a heroic goal in a 1-0 win. The team seemed to have fully recovered from their awful form from the Winter Cup. In the semifinal game against /soc/, /tv/ once again overcame the odds with Poorlilwhiteguy finally scoring his first goal in 2013 and Real Human Being scoring the winner at the last second in a thrilling 2-1 win. However, the finals would bring much more anal devastation than anyone could have predicted. /mlp/ easily won 4-0 against an exhausted /tv/ team. Due to people remembering that their manager at the time had a pony's name, many of them were furious at the loss with some fans even claiming the match was rigged in /mlp/'s favor. In short, /tv/ finally sorted out their problems only to find a bitter ending to an impressive run.

2013 4chan Summer Cup

Before the cup, /tv/ had a 2-1 win against /hr/, but a point of concern was the 5-2 loss to /tg/ which showed that /tv/'s defense needed serious improvement if they wanted to avoid relegation. It never did and sadly, /tv/ had one of the worst showings in their 4chan cup history. /po/ would demolish /tv/ 5-0, with the score being 4-0 at half time. /a/ would also win 5-0 against /tv/. The new dynamic duo of Real Human Being and For You did almost nothing in two whole matches, and with that, /tv/ was already relegated. Since there was nothing but pride at stake for /tv/ in the next match, the team had a good performance against /h/, but still lost 3-2. At the second half, >Boris made a substitution for /tv/ that was supposed to be for /h/. Knowing he would be sacked anyways, SB just let this slide.

Club Records*

Note: Stats begin with the 2012 4chan Summer Cup

Career Goals

11 - Real Human Being

11 - PoorlilWhiteGuy

2 - Problem Child 2

2 - Crab Legs

Goals in a Single Cup

10 - PoorlilWhiteGuy (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)

7 - Real Human Being (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)

4 - Real Human Being (2012 4chan Summer Cup)

2 - Crab Legs (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)

Goals in a Single Game

2 - Real Human Being (2012 4chan Summer Cup vs /co/)

2 - Real Human Being (2012 4chan Summer Cup vs /ck/)

2 - PoorlilWhiteGuy (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup vs /s/)

2 - PoorlilWhiteGuy (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup vs /o/)

2 - Real Human Being (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup vs /hr/)

2 - Real Human Being (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup vs /vp/)

2 - PoorlilWhiteGuy (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup vs /mlp/)

Most Capped

10 - Real Human Being

10 - PoorlilWhiteGuy

10 - Problem Child 2

10 - Crab Legs

8 - High Ground

8 - Was It Rape?

Career Assists

5 - Real Human Being

4 - Problem Child 2

1 - LOST

Assists in a Single Cup

5 - Real Human Being (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)

4 - Problem Child 2 (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)

1 - LOST (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)

Career Clean Sheets

1 - High Ground

1 - A Scar

Clean Sheets in a Single Cup

1 - High Ground (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)

1 - A Scar (2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)

* Friendlies were not counted

All-Stars



2012 4chan Summer Cup	High Ground	Starting GK
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	PoorlilWhiteGuy	Starting SS
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Crab Legs	Back-up CMF
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Malick	Starting DMF
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Real Human Being	Back-up CF