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Since the dawn of time (Jan. 25, 2010), anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Now, 10 years after the teams founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some actual science, brainlet.
Lineup
Main Article: /sci/ Roster
Bottom: Norman Wildberger, Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, Cool Science Facts
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)
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Cup & Match History
Main Article: /sci/ History
2022 Spring Babby Cup: The Yuyukow era and renewed hope
With Aitor Karanka's retirement at the end of 2021 glorified tester, pastebin reader, and hype monger Yuyukow took rein of the team. Hoping to advance from yet another Megababby; /sci/ faced off against /lit/, /mlp/, /vr/, and /pol/ respectively. The first match was a disappointing 1-2 loss, the tactical changes made in the second half unable to bring /sci/ to equalize to thier long time white whale, /lit/. The subsequent game against /mlp/ started poorly, with the Horsefuckers scoring a goal at the 10 minute mark. Fortunately changes indicated at the half in the pastebin would lead to /sci/ overtaking /mlp/ for a 3-1 victory,an upset that secured a much needed 3 points and a positive goal differential. In /sci/'s third match against what had been regarded as an anemic /vr/, the scoreline from the prior match was repeated, leaving the team into position to advance depending on the outcome of the Group A's last two games. /sci/ either needed to win, or in the event that /vr/ defeated /lit/ concede less than 5 goals against /pol/ in order to secure a place in the knockouts and in the summer cup. In a surprising but rather anti-climatic development, /vr/ awakened on their last match to win against /lit/ 2-0 lending /sci/ a great deal of breathing room in the ensuing match. Despite a 1-2 loss against /pol/, the team was ahead on GD with 6 points above /mlp/ and /lit/, advancing to an Elite cup for the first time in over 3 years. After a long absence from a final weekend /sci/ was drawn against one of its other white whales, /gd/, for the Round of 16. After scoreless first half, /gd/ managed to run up a 2-0 lead in the second half with only one goal scored at 90+2 by Shinichi Mochizuki. Although the team did not have its best performance, progress was been made and hopes had been raised somewhat at the prospect of finally making an elite cup after such a long time.
Tournament History
| Competition | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Rank | Notes |
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 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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4 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 3rd place | |
 2012 4chan Summer Cup
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0 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 19th place - Group Stage | |
 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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2 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 9th place - Round of 16 | |
 2013 4chan Winter Cup
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1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 16th place - Group Stage | |
 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 19th place- Group Stage | Promoted due to the Dragongate scandal |
 2013 4chan Summer Cup
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1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 23rd place - Group Stage | |
 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 21st place - Group Stage | |
 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 30th place - Group Stage | |
 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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4 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 5th place - Quarterfinals | |
 2015 4chan Winter Cup
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1 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 14th place - Round of 16 | |
 2015 4chan Summer Cup
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0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 10 | -7 | 31st - Group Stage | |
 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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1 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 24th place - Group Stage | |
 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 26th place - Group Stage | |
 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Forfeit | No export presented |
 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 8th place - Group Stage | |
 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 18th - Group Stage | Promoted after /t/, /out/ and /p/ were culled |
 2017 4chan Summer Cup
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3 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 6th place - Quarterfinals | Tied with /tv/ |
 2018 4chan Winter Cup
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3 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 8th place - Quarterfinals | |
 2018 4chan Summer Cup
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4 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 6th Place - Quarterfinals | |
 2019 4chan Winter Cup
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0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 25th place - Group Stage | |
 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21st place - Group Stage | |
 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
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1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 8th place - Group Stage | >go autopilot >get aborted |
 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 21st - Group Stage | Lost playoffs to /d/ |
 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 25th - Group Stage | |
 2021 4chan World Cup
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0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 53rd - Group Stage | |
 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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1 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 34th - Group Stage | |
 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 11th - Round of 16 | Drought ended after 3 years, tied with /c/ |
 2022 4chan Summer Cup
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0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 28th - Group Stage | >jobbing to /cm/ |
| Cup Matches | 33 | 27 | 41 | 164 | 183 | -19 | ||
| Official Friendlies | 6 | 3 | 9 | 29 | 35 | -6 | >implying friendlies count | |
| Official Total | 39 | 30 | 50 | 193 | 218 | - 25 | ||
Recent & Upcoming Matches
For a >complete match history see: /sci/ Match History
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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| October 23, 2021 |  /lit/
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Group Stage ABC 2021 | 2-4 L | Shinichi Mochizuki  41'Jon Tooker 55'
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>fun |
| October 29, 2021 |  /u/
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Group Stage ABC 2021 | 2-1 W | Does 0.999 = 1? 45+0' Shinichi Mochizuki 72'
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>fun |
| October 31, 2021 |  /b/
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Group Stage ABC 2021 | 1-2 L | Richard Feynman 9' |
>fun |
| Novbemer 6, 2021 |  /fit/
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Group Stage ABC 2021 | 1-3 L | Jon Tooker 39' |
>fun |
| May 1, 2022 | /lit/
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Group Stage SBC 2022 | 1-2 L | Jon Tooker 68' |
>fun |
| May 7, 2022 |  /mlp/
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Group Stage SBC 2022 | 3-1 W | Richard Feynman 53' Norman Wildberger 77'Shinichi Mochizuki 90+2'
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>fun |
| May 13, 2022 |  /vr/
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Group Stage SBC 2022 | 3-1 W | Richard Feynman 42' Shinichi Mochizuki 9', 88'
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>fun |
| May 15, 2022 |  /pol/
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Group Stage SBC 2022 | 1-2 L | Norman Wildberger 25'
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>fun |
| May 21 , 2022 |  /gd/
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Round of 16 SBC 2022 | 1-2 L | Shinichi Mochizuki 90+2'
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>fun |
| July 29, 2022 |  /m/
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Group Stage SC 2022 | 1-1 D | Richard Feynman 90'
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>fun |
| Jul 31, 2022 |  /cm/
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Group Stage SC 2022 | 2-5 L | Richard Feynman 22', 86'
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>fun |
| August 6, 2022 |  /v/
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Group Stage SC 2022 | 1-1 D | Richard Feynman 79'
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Statistics
Main Article: /sci/ Player Statistics
Trivia
- /sci/ is one of only 3 teams to have drawn 20 or more games.
- Despite being one of the longest tenured players on the team, Stephen Hawking has only three recorded clean sheets. The amount for most clean sheets on the team belongs to retired player Thorium with a rather lackluster 5 clean sheets.
Exports (Summer Cup 2022)
Gallery & Promotional Media
Promos
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Gallery
Honors
Team:
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| 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
| Third Place |
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| 2012 4chan Summer Cup |
| At least you tried award |
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| 2015 Antares Memorial Cup |
| Third place |
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| Akko League II: Sucy I Need A Tagline |
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Individual:
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2012 4chan Summer Cup
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| All-Star 2nd Team |
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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| All-Star Starting XI Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves) |
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2018 4chan Winter Cup
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| Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie, fuck da haters) |
Rivalries
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| The Intellectualism Derby A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won the two matches but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory. |
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| The Progress Bowl Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in Summer 18 and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/. |
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| Science vs. Engineering An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law. |
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Contact
Yuyukow !!EOZVjSE1Oud
- IRC: Yuyukow
- Email: Yuyukow@protonmail.com
- Discord: Yuyukow#8393
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