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{{VGLBoardInfobox
#REDIRECT [[/f1/]]
|team= F1
|general= no
|motto= /F1/WINSLOL
|name= Cardrive
|date= 13 May, 1950
|manager= Ron Benis
|owner= Bernie Shekelstone
|irl= {{anonymous|TWAIN|!etW8YWDwfY}}
|color1= 000000
|color2= FF0000
|scorer= amd amx
|goals= 10
|assister=
|assists=
|captain= GP2 ENGINE AAARGH
|w=11
|d=0
|l=2
|gf=40
|ga=19
|win_home=F1
|win_away=ar
|win_score_home=6
|win_score_away=2
|win_date=18 September 2016 (UTC)
|lose_home=F1
|lose_away=DM
|lose_score_home=0
|lose_score_away=3
|lose_date=20 March 2016
|first_home=Cosmos
|first_away=F1
|first_score_home=1
|first_score_away=2
|first_date=19 March 2016
|hex= FF0000
|color= Red
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UPIVwESkJU
|a_title= Formula 1 Theme Tune
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0hmmX96QvY
|altanthem1_title=Ayrton Senna - Tema da vitória
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
|horn= drive.google.com/open?id=0BxEhXdIqAEBUUWFDdDdfSnBYWWM
|gh_title= ITV F1 Intro 2006 (taking the lead only)
|althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=H17eBXdVL4w
|altgh1_title= gondola end of the world
|altgh1_what=And Finland Loses Again / Gimi Goalhorn
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjyh-nDxmsU
|altgh2_title= BBC Formula one 90's Starting Grid theme
|altgh2_what=Horn for everything else
|nickname= The Carbabbies
}}
 
==Roster==
 
(Obsolete, wait patiently)
 
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=#1 |pos=GK |name=Potato }}
{{sq start player |no=#3 |pos=CB |name=Bully }}
{{sq start player |no=#36 |pos=CB |name=Gio the Nazi }}
{{sq start player |no=#44  |pos=CB |name=Choco Senna }}
{{sq start player |no=#5  |pos=CMF |name=Rain in 5 Minutes }}
{{sq start player |no=#18 |pos=CMF |name=$tro££ }}
{{sq bronze player |no=#17 |pos=CMF |name=Tractor Cunt }}
{{sq bronze player |no=#77  |pos=CMF |name=And Finland Loses Again }}
{{sq silver player |no=#10 |pos=CMF|name=Daryl's Blurred House }}
{{sq gold player |no=#7 |pos=SS |name=Gimi {{captain}} }}
{{sq gold player |no=#33 |pos=CF |name=amd amx }}
 
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=#99 |pos=GK |name=Fat Nick }}
{{sq player |no=#11 |pos=CB |name=Le Occasional Podium Man }}
{{sq player |no=#4 |pos=CB |name=Still I Rise }}
{{sq player |no=#6 |pos=CB |name=Bossberg }}
{{sq player |no=#57  |pos=CB |name=Arrivabenis }}
{{sq player |no=#2 |pos=CB |name=Formula Kino}}
{{sq player |no=#30 |pos=CMF |name=Joe, Lee and Palmer }}
{{sq player |no=#21 |pos=CMF|name=Wobbler }}
{{sq player |no=#16 |pos=CMF |name=Well Done Baku }}
{{sq player |no=#14 |pos=CMF |name=GP2 ENGINE AAARGH }}
{{sq player |no=#9 |pos=CMF |name=Universal Choking Sign }}
{{sq player |no=#55 |pos=CMF |name=VWL }}
{{sq end}}
 
 
==Downloads==
[https://mega.nz/#!xEUgXZDa!IgORSaNCI0fsyzoOn0BlcssiQYuax4dSx_1y7hjSlB4 Tictacs]<br>
[https://mega.nz/#!hIF3iRYZ!YlC-baNl4Klhu3-x8wJ4ZxgTPa2zVOLT47BJec5QIH8 Aesthetics]
 
==Match History==
{| class="wikitable" width=65%
|-
!style="background:#474c6e;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#474c6e;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#474c6e;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#474c6e;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#474c6e;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|17 April 2017
|{{team away|trb}}
|align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small> {{goal|33||68||90+3}} Gimi <br> {{yel|72}} And Finland Loses Again <small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|17 April 2017
|{{team away|afl}}
|align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|48}} Daryl's Blurred House <br>{{yel|82}} Rain in 5 minutes <small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|17 April 2017
|{{team away|cyc}}
|align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small> {{goal|5}} amd amx <br>{{goal|41}}Wobbler <br> {{yel|90+1}} And Finland Loses Again <small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|16 April 2017
|{{team away|nfl}}
|align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl]]
|align=center|4-1 W
|<small> {{goal|21||31||69}} amd amx <br>{{goal|90+2}}Gimi <br> {{yel|26}} Tractor Cunt <br> {{yel|69}}Daryl's Blurred House <small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|16 April 2017
|{{team away|trb}}
|align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl]]
|align=center|2-0 W
|<small> {{goal|22||33}} amd amx <br> {{yel|46}} Daryl's Blurred House <br> {{yel|87}} Universal Choking Sign <small>
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|18 September 2016
|{{team away|cyc}}
|align=center|[[Fakkin Boolsheet Series II]]
|align=center|4-1 W
|<small> {{goal|23||74||80}} Choco Senna <br> {{goal|33}} And Finland Loses Again <small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|18 September 2016
|{{team away|ar}}
|align=center|[[Fakkin Boolsheet Series II]]
|align=center|6-2 W
|<small> {{goal|5}} Tricky Ricky <br> {{goal|11||22}} Choco Senna <br> {{goal|32}} And Finland Loses Again <br> {{goal|38||90}} Gimi <br> <small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|18 September 2016
|{{team away|choke}}
|align=center|[[Fakkin Boolsheet Series II]]
|align=center|5-2 W
|<small> {{goal|8}} Choco Senna <br> {{goal|17||83}} amd amx <br> {{goal|19||43}} Gimi <small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|17 September 2016
|{{team away|rz}}
|align=center|[[Fakkin Boolsheet Series II]]
|align=center|3-2 W
|<small> {{goal|17||77}} amd amx <br> {{goal|39}} Gimi <small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|20 March 2016
|{{team away|DM}}
|align=center|[[The Decision 2]]
|align=center|0-3 L
|<small>  <small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|20 March 2016
|{{team away|Seattle}}
|align=center|[[The Decision 2]]
|align=center|4-2 W
|<small> {{goal|13||79}} GP2 ENGINE AAARGH <br> {{goal|19||24}} Wobbler <small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|19 March 2016
|{{team away|mls}}
|align=center|[[The Decision 2]]
|align=center|4-0 W
|<small> {{goal|45+1||90+2}} Wobbler <br> {{goal|57}} GP2 ENGINE AAARGH <br> {{goal|74}} Murdernado <small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|19 March 2016
|{{team away|Cosmos}}
|align=center|[[The Decision 2]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small> {{goal|53}} GP2 ENGINE AAARGH <br> {{goal|62}} Wobbler <small>
|}
 
==Detailed roster (WIP)==
 
===Goalkeepers===
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 40
| '''Mr. Safety Car'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:degea.jpg|x200px]]
| Ready to be deployed whenever /f1/ strays (too much) off-topic
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 17
| '''Tractor Cunt'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Roast.jpg|x200px]]
| Always on the prowl for unsuspecting preys getting stuck in the gravel
|}
 
===Defenders===
 
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 8
| '''NOTHING IS SOLVE'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Oldspmeme.jpg|x200px]]
| Shifting the blame to the car since 2009.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 99
| '''THICCtoria'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:FPF.jpg|x200px]]
| A walking ball of lard that sweats fat when her brother does okay.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 3
| '''HIS TIME'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Tony-Kornheiser.jpg|x200px]]
| A stopped clock is right twice a day.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 4
| '''#TeamFlörsch'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Refbaww.jpg|x200px]]
| Formula 4 driver and the closest thing motorsport has to a competent female open wheel racer.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 5
| '''Nice "sport"'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Usflag.jpg|x200px]]
| Favourite shitpost of the Americans tired of /turnleft/.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 35
| '''LeGOAT'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:lelbron.jpg|x200px]]
| {{greentext|wins with a broken car<br />
>makes up 14 places in 8 laps<br />
>gets the F2 championship in his first season<br />
>steals you seat in the Ferrari junior team<br />
>steals your heart}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 15
| '''Rain in 5'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Skeeeeeeeup.jpg|x200px]]
| Leading provider of memeworthy races, unfortunately shunned by race control.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 9
| '''Orange you glad I'm superhard?'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:18and1.jpg|x200px]]
| {{greentext | hypersoft somehow softer than ultrasoft}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 26
| '''Punsihed Kvyat'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:horse.jpg|x250px]]
| Cursed with the ability to make Verstappen win every time he gets demoted, now picked up by Ferrari in the hope of harnessing his power.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 77
| '''Buttass'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Usflag.jpg|x200px]]
| Doesn't have the appeal of Gimi nor the ability of Choco Senna and is cucked by his wife's horses.
|}
 
===Midfield===
 
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 5
| '''VETTEE'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:VETTEE.jpg|x200px]]
| One of the finest spectator shitpost in recent memory
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 12
| '''And Finland Loses Again'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:AFLA.jpg|x200px]]
| With two Finns on the grid, even one winning ensures the other loses
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 44
| '''Choco Senna'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Choco Senna.jpg|x200px]]
| As with the original, a highly controversial figure because of his undeniable talent but complete cuntness
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 16
| '''{{greentext|Ferrari strategy}}'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Ferrari strategy.jpg|x200px]]
| {{greentext|keeping an old man with dead tyres out to block the fastest car on the grid on fresh prime rubber}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 10
| '''MercedesWinsLol'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:MercedesWinsLol.png|x200px]]
| Safest bet for qualifying, race and championship results since 2014
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 33
| '''amd amx'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:amdamx.jpg|x200px]]
| *engine dies*
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 27
| '''Le No Podium Man'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Le No Podium Man.jpg|x200px]]
| The Hulkenberg Internet Defense Force will tell you it's just 100+ cases of bad luck
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 6
| '''Mana'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Mana.png|x200px]]
| The love of a poster's life turned into a general obsession
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 14
| '''Optimal career choices'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Optimal career choices.jpg|x200px]]
| {{greentext|comes into a well established team<br />
>creates a toxic atmosphere<br />
>doesn't win<br />
>moves to next team}}
|}
 
===Forwards===
 
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 1
| '''Potato'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Schumi.jpg|x200px]]
| "Living" reminder that 7 WDC won't protect you from a well placed rock.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 7
| '''GIMI :DDDDDDD'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:GIMI.jpg|x200px]]
| Nonchalant, past his prime, autistic, endless source of memes, what else can you say about the best driver and defending world champion from ten years ago?
|}
 
{{Navbox /sp/erb Owl}}

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