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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Macaroons | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Macaroons | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; scope="row"| {{Position|RMF}}<br>{{captain}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| 14 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| '''Akkarin''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [[File:AKKARIIIN~.png|250px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| The ultimate sneakiness, the living embodiment of avoiding the limelight, /u/ proudly presents: Akar- Eh? Where'd she go...? | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Japan | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| Literally who | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32" scope="row"| {{Position| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32" scope="row"| {{Position|RMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| 7 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| 7 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| '''Feito-chan''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| '''Feito-chan''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| Testarossa | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| Testarossa | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32" scope="row"| {{Position| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32" scope="row"| {{Position|LMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| 7 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| '''Yuri Fairy of Mutual Respect''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| [[File:Fairy.png|250px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| Remember to play fair and be considerate towards one another, even on the divegrass fields. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| Japan | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| Japan | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #CD7F32"| Fairy | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| {{Position|AMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 69 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Purest Form Of Love''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:PFoL.jpg|250px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Love between two girls is the purest form of love. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Japan | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Yuri | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| {{Position|SS}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| {{Position|SS}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Takamachi | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Takamachi | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #FFD700" scope="row"| {{Position|CF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #FFD700"| 666 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #FFD700"| '''Homucifer''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #FFD700"| [[File:Homucifer.png|250px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #FFD700"| Once merely Homura Akemi, Homucifer has now transcended mortality in order to spend more time with her beloved Madokami. Since Madokami plays divegrass, Homucifer will too. There was some discussion about whether her mortal goalscoring record would carry over to her new form, but such actions have been revealed as the work of the Incubators, attempting to undermine Homucifer's position as Glorious Lesbian Overlord of All Creation. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #FFD700"| Japan | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: # | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #FFD700"| >Hameru | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ∞ | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ∞ | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Bananice''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bananice.jpg|250px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The Theater, The Dream, The Banana. Only one can stand in Position Zero and be Top Star. Let the Revue of Divegrass begin. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Wakarimasu | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 21 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Incest Receiver''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Incest_Receiver.jpg|250px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| From the sand to the grass. From the beach volleyball to the fields of soccer. The sport may change, but these two cousins will still spike the opposition (and each other's butts when nobody's looking) | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Harukana | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Abababababa''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Abababababa''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Abababababa.jpg|250px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Abababababa.jpg|250px]] | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Plant | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Plant | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Japan | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Kohinata | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Kohinata | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Alien From Black Lizard Planet''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Black_Lizard_Planet.jpg|250px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Invaders from the Black Lizard Planet are known to not play divegrass, not like girls and always tell the truth. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| England | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Liar | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Summer 2018 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Summer 2018 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''The Mochiverse''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:The_Mochiverse.png|250px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The Mochiverse is a thing that transcends time, space and dimensions. It now also transcends the soccer fields. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Autumn 2018 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|DMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Post Apocalyptic Bonding''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Post-apocalyptic Bonding.jpg|250px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The end of the world also means the end of soccer. Survival will have to continue off the pitch. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Autumn 2018 | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''°◇°''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Rhombus.jpg|250px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A sudden influx of guests made her return to her normal job as an inn attendant. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Autumn 2018 | |||
|} | |} | ||
[[Category:Official team rosters|u]] | [[Category:Official team rosters|u]] |
Revision as of 04:43, 19 September 2018
/u/ Current roster. Old rosters can be found here: /u/ Historical Rosters
Main Roster
Starting 11
Substitutes
Position | No. | Name | Image | Description | Nationality | Shirt name | ||
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82 | Low Impact Consensual Cuddling | Rated P for Pure even in Australia. | Australia | Pure | |||
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2 | How Two Girls Have Sex In A Tent | Outdoor guides never seem to include this important detail | Japan | FUCKING INTENSE | |||
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∞ | Bananice | The Theater, The Dream, The Banana. Only one can stand in Position Zero and be Top Star. Let the Revue of Divegrass begin. | Japan | Wakarimasu | |||
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20s | Pussy Whisperer | Seducing your teacher requires, amongst other things, a skilled tongue. | Japan | Actually in my | |||
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21 | Incest Receiver | From the sand to the grass. From the beach volleyball to the fields of soccer. The sport may change, but these two cousins will still spike the opposition (and each other's butts when nobody's looking) | Japan | Harukana | |||
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3 | Being Yaya Is Suffering | So much suffering she's back for another go. It's her year! | Japan | Not again | |||
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22 | But We're Both Girls | BUT WE'RE BOTH GIRLS | Japan | Forbidden love | |||
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5 | Abababababa | From her application forms: "if there is any occupation that someone as useless as I am could pursue and that would be of any use to someone out there, I'd like to try, but even after wracking my puny brain, as far as I can tell, I suspect there is no task currently in existance in this world that I could accomplish without causing serious trouble. Taking this fact to heart, against my better judgement I decided to join a virtual soccer team hoping against hope that my presence won't result in disaster, so please forgive me when it happens" | Japan | Kaos | |||
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43 | Yamada's Sprout | When love blooms, being the Plant Appointee has its perks. | Japan | Plant | |||
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9 | Are You a Lolicon? | [The /u/ wiki staff denies any responsibility, up to and including jail time, incurred for trying to answer that question. Likewise, the /u/ wiki staff strongly recommends leaving the answering of that question to our experienced girls.] | Japan | Yes | |||
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39 | Black Sunshine | As Hibiki is back, so is she. Black Sunshine's mission continues and she will see it through. | Japan | Kohinata | |||
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1 | Alien From Black Lizard Planet | Invaders from the Black Lizard Planet are known to not play divegrass, not like girls and always tell the truth. | England | Liar |
Retired Players
Old Position | Name | Image | Description | Date Departed | ||
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Teru Time | After a long and distinguished career, it was finally her time to go. It will always be Teru o'clock in our hearts. | Summer 2018 | |||
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Spontaneous Combustion | What do you think happened to her? | Winter 2015 | |||
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Sumisumi | With her president graduating to university and her studies taking up more of her time, Sumisumi stepped down to let the new generation step up. Given her height, most people assumed she'd stepped down already. | Winter 2015 | |||
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Ruined Birthday Party | Happy birthday, KannaMiko. ;_;7 | Winter 2015 | |||
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Nio-ssu | It turns out tiny shark lesbians aren't all that good at divegrass. Who knew? | Winter 2015 | |||
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Dying Arisawa | Fortunately for her and Yuno, the cure for terminal plotdevicitis was found. Unfortunately for the team, it was to not play divegrass. | Winter 2016 | |||
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Cousins By The Way | Found out certain states allowed cousin marriage, quit the team to do exactly that. | Winter 2016 | |||
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Eila Juutilainen | Her contract finished, she went back to Sanya's warm embrace. | Winter 2016 | |||
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Ayayayayaya | Ayayayyyyy | Summer 2016 | |||
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Stamen | A True Alpha Lesbian takes time off to pollinate her harem. | Summer 2016 | |||
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Saint Michael | 6. And on the seventh day, Saint Michael rested. | Summer 2016 | |||
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Spitting Distance | A surprisingly long distance, apparently. Well beyond what's considered "ladylike" and much too far for the rigorous quality control applied to all /u/ players. | Winter 2017 | |||
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Metall/u/rgy | Divegrass fields are low on metals. Contract expired and mining operations relocated. | Winter 2017 | |||
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Lesbodynamics | This is a science best studied in a lab. Or in bed. | Winter 2017 | |||
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ANGST AND DRAMA | The pitch is too dramatic, even for this seasoned veteran who retired to enjoy even more misunderstandings off the field. | Spring 2017 | |||
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Punished Bocchi | Such a tough place ;_; | Spring 2017 | |||
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Ano Route | What do you mean "they didn't do an Ano route"? | Spring 2017 | |||
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Intertwined Fingers | Was let go after repeated warnings from media watchdogs against online indecency. Kids might be watching! | Summer 2017 | |||
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Kuma Shock | Ascended with Kumaria. Which is also sexy. Shabadadoo~ | Winter 2018 | |||
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Doragon Meido | Better service as spectator. | Winter 2018 | |||
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Fingering For World Peace | World peace achieved! At least on the pitch. Plenty more fingering to do on the sidelines! | Winter 2018 | |||
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Archdyke | Retired to better take care of her country and her witch. | Winter 2018 | |||
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Loathsome Daughter of Heresy | Was left go after too many belly exposures were declared 'indecent'. Besides, the field is far too chaotic to divine | Winter 2018 | |||
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Touching Paddles | Retiring after deciding ping pong was a more heart racing sport. | Winter 2018 | |||
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Dai Dai Daisuki | Noting the lack of shards and that even Pure Illusion is less random, she retired. | Summer 2018 | |||
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Hifumin Leeeeeader | It's death march at Eagle Jump! No time for soccer! ( ; w ; ) ノ | Summer 2018 | |||
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The Mochiverse | The Mochiverse is a thing that transcends time, space and dimensions. It now also transcends the soccer fields. | Autumn 2018 | |||
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Post Apocalyptic Bonding | The end of the world also means the end of soccer. Survival will have to continue off the pitch. | Autumn 2018 | |||
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°◇° | A sudden influx of guests made her return to her normal job as an inn attendant. | Autumn 2018 |