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==Main Roster== | ==Main Roster== | ||
=== Starters === | === Starters === | ||
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! style=" | ! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="5%"| Position | ||
! style=" | ! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="4%"| No. | ||
! style=" | ! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="15%"| Name | ||
! style=" | ! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Image | ||
! style=" | ! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Face | ||
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="38%"| Description | |||
|- | |- | ||
| {{Position|GK}} | |||
| 1 | |||
| '''Stallman''' | |||
| [[File:stallman.jpg|250px]] | |||
| | | [[File:71901.png|250px]] | ||
| Richard Matthew Stallman, founder of the Free Software Foundation and GNU project. Also known as rms. <br>Check out his personal website at [http://stallman.org stallman.org]. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| | | 12 | ||
| '''Housefires''' | |||
| | | [[File:housefires.jpg|250px]] | ||
| | | [[File:71915.png|250px]] | ||
| nVidia's "Fermi" line of graphics cards ran notoriously hot and were said to cause housefires. <br>Nvidia™ The Way It's Meant to be Played© | |||
|- | |- | ||
| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| | | 15 | ||
| '''Something Happened''' | |||
| | | [[File:something_happened.jpg|250px]] | ||
| | | [[File:71919.png|250px]] | ||
| The infamous and unhelpful error message that was supplied in recent versions of the windows operating system. When enemy strikers attempt to enter the /g/ midfield, They will be stopped and greeted by Something Happened. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| | | 77 | ||
| '''*BSD''' | |||
| [[File:bsd.jpg|250px]] | |||
| | | [[File:71907.png|250px]] | ||
| Berkley Software Distribution. A lesser known cousin of GNU/Linux. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| {{Position|DMF}} | |||
| | | 80 | ||
| '''Poettering''' | |||
| [[File:poettering.jpg|250px]] | |||
| | | [[File:71904.png|250px]] | ||
| Creator of SystemD. Infamous for his impeccable ability to deflect bug and criticism. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| | | 26 | ||
| '''Programming Socks''' | |||
| | | [[File:progsocks.png|250px]] | ||
| | | [[File:71906.png|250px]] | ||
| Is it /lgbt/-induced faggotry or is it a comfy alternative to your average socks? /g/ seems to have people who think the latter and they post images of themselves wearing their striped girly socks. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #A57164" scope="row"| {{Position|LMF}} | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #A57164"| 13 | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #A57164"| '''Terry A. Davis''' | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #A57164"| [[File:terry_a_davis.jpg|250px]] | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #A57164"| [[File:71905.png|250px]] | ||
| style="background: #A57164"| Notorious American Programmer who started development for TempleOS in 2003 after a brutal series of manic episodes which left him hospitalised. Davis is a former atheist who believes that he can "talk with God" and that God told him the operating system he built was God's third temple. According to Davis TempleOS is of 'Divine' intellect due to the inspired nature of the code. According to Davis, God said to create the operating system with 640x480, 16 colors display and a single audio voice.<br>'''Rest In Peace Terry'''<br>'''1969-2018''' | |||
|- | |- | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #A57164" scope="row"| {{Position|RMF}} | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #A57164"| 92 | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #A57164"| '''Thinkpad''' | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #A57164"| [[File:thinkpad.jpg|250px]] | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #A57164"| [[File:71908.png|250px]] | ||
| style="background: #A57164"| IBM ThinkPad: Legendary build quality, extensively customizable, and damn sexy. <br>Some users of /g/ will tell you that if it's not ten years old and worth $50, it's not worth using. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| {{Position|AMF}} | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #BFBFBF"| 0 | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #BFBFBF"| '''Botnet''' | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:botnet.png|250px]] | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:71909.png|250px]] | ||
| style="background: #BFBFBF"| Chrome? Botnet. Windows? Botnet. To /g/, a botnet is any software that isn't free as in freedom. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #BFBFBF" scope="row"| {{Position|SS}} | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #BFBFBF"| 8 | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #BFBFBF"| '''No Time for Love''' | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:no_time_for_love.jpg|250px]] | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:71910.png|250px]] | ||
| style="background: #BFBFBF"| Desktop Thread | |||
|- | |- | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #EDDA74" scope="row"| {{Position|CF}} | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #EDDA74"| 42 | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #EDDA74"| '''Install Gentoo {{Captain}}''' | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #EDDA74"| [[File:install_gentoo.jpg|250px]] | ||
| style=" | | style="background: #EDDA74"| [[File:71911.png|250px]] | ||
| style="background: #EDDA74"| "Hey /g/, what distro should I install?" | |||
|} | |} | ||
=== Substitutes === | === Substitutes === | ||
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! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="4%"| No. | |||
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="15%"| Name | |||
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Image | |||
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Face | |||
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="38%"| Description | |||
|- | |||
| {{Position|GK}} | |||
| 10 | |||
| '''Common Sense''' | |||
| [[File:common_sense.jpg|250px]] | |||
| [[File:71912.png|250px]] | |||
| Instead of bothering /g/, why don't you try to use a little Common Sense™, now completely free and libre! | |||
|- | |||
| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| 21 | |||
| '''i use arch btw''' | |||
| [[File:archfag.png|250px]] | |||
| [[File:71912.png|250px]] | |||
| i use arch btw | |||
|- | |||
| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| 79 | |||
| '''SICP''' | |||
| [[File:SICP.jpg|250px]] | |||
| [[File:71916.png|250px]] | |||
| A legendary book from an introductory programming course at MIT. RIP /prog/. | |||
|- | |||
| {{Position|LB}} | |||
| 99 | |||
| '''Pajeet''' | |||
| [[File:pajeet.png|250px]] | |||
| [[File:71902.png|250px]] | |||
| Pajeet is a general name for Indian people. These people invade /g/ and the technology business, they also shit on our carpets and streets. Those bastards! | |||
|- | |||
| {{Position|LB}} | |||
| 2 | |||
| '''CoC(k)''' | |||
| [[File:linux_sjws.jpg|250px]] | |||
| [[File:71918.png|250px]] | |||
| The absolute state of the Linux kernel, FreeBSD and other free software projects that adopted a {{tt|Code of Conduct|Cuck of Conduct}} | |||
|- | |||
| {{Position|RB}} | |||
| 38 | |||
| '''GIVE IT BACK JAMAL''' | |||
| [[File:jamal.png|250px]] | |||
| [[File:71913.png|250px]] | |||
| People commonly come to /g/ asking about unlocking their "non-stolen" phone and the reply is always GIVE IT BACK JAMAL | |||
|- | |||
| {{Position|RB}} | |||
| 4 | |||
| '''CloverOS''' | |||
| [[File:cloveros.png|250px]] | |||
| [[File:71922.png|250px]] | |||
| CloverOS GNU/Linux is scripts that creates a Gentoo image and a packages repo (Binhost) that contains unique USE flags and CFLAGS. It aims to be a fast, poetterfrei, lightweight out of the box desktop. It has a large following on /g/ with a general frequently appearing on the board. | |||
|- | |||
| {{Position|DMF}} | |||
| 18 | |||
| '''Zenka''' | |||
| [[File:Zenka.png|250px]] | |||
| [[File:71921.png|250px]] | |||
| AMD-chan. She and her sister Ryfa are the new face of the AMD Ryzen CPU line in Japan. They started to be popular after the previous face of AMD, Amada Kokoro, {{tt|retired|rest in peace ;_;7}}. | |||
|- | |||
| {{Position|DMF}} | |||
| 69 | |||
| '''Torvalds''' | |||
| [[File:Torvalds.gif|250px]] | |||
| [[File:71914.png|250px]] | |||
| Linus Torvalds - Chief architect of the Linux kernel and creator of git. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| 96 | |||
| '''Green Is My Pepper''' | |||
| [[File:Green pepper.png|250px]] | |||
| [[File:71917.png|250px]] | |||
| A [http://i.imgur.com/eeq6han.png legendary] green pepper paintbrush that's included by default in the photo editing software GIMP. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| | | 56 | ||
| '''DEVELOPERS''' | |||
| [[File:Ballmer.jpg|250px]] | |||
| | | [[File:71923.png|250px]] | ||
| Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft. Famous for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS]. | |||
|- | |- | ||
| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| | | 24 | ||
| '''CS Grad''' | |||
| | | [[File:csgrad.png|250px]] | ||
| style="border- | | [[File:71920.png|250px]] | ||
| Examples of awful code such as the type that a Computer Science graduate might write. <br>CS majors can be found saying such things as "I'm doing CS so I can make games!" | |||
|} | |||
== Notable Retired Players == | |||
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! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="15%"| Name | |||
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="10%"| Image | |||
! style="color:#BBBAFF; background:#2D2D35" scope="col" width="40%"| Description | |||
|- | |- | ||
| '''Teedus''' | |||
| [[File:teedus.jpg|250px]] | |||
| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7fkLuYPw4 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts.] | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| '''No Drivers''' | |||
| [[File:no_drivers.jpg|250px]] | |||
| ATI's drivers had issues, Serious Issues. With years of experience on the /g/ team of having absolutely no drivers. | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| '''Woodscrews''' | |||
| [[File:woodscrews.jpg|250px]] | |||
| [http://semiaccurate.com/2009/10/01/nvidia-fakes-fermi-boards-gtc/ nVidia demonstrating complete incompetence by using a poorly made fake GPU at a tech conference.] | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| '''Failed /g/ Project''' | |||
| [[File:tox.jpg|250px]] | |||
| /g/ has a number of failed projects, but of special note is [http://tox.im/ Tox]. <br>Example Tox User:<br>"Hey Anon, can I have your cell number?" <br>"Nah, I don't carry around government tracking devices 24/7. You can add me on TOX. My ID is EF8BB17FBA75CE1BC4E42E784CF813D5B481CA8654B7BE848A0F456D603E6004E6870A1428D4." <br>"T-Thanks..." | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| '''Terrorist Watch''' | |||
| [[File:terrorist_watch.png|250px]] | |||
| Also known as the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W Casio F-91W], /g/ loves this watch for being durable, reliable, and dirt cheap. These same features also caught the attention of the expert time-bomb manufacturers of al-Qaeda, leading it to be determined as 'the sign of al-Qaeda' and a contributing factor to continued detention of prisoners by the analysts stationed at Guantánamo Bay. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W#Claimed_use_in_terrorism] | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| '''Audiophiles''' | |||
| [[File:Audiophiles.jpg|250px]] | |||
| Typical audiophile. Note the obsession for overpriced placebo electronics. | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| '''Ritchie''' | |||
| [[File:Ritchie.jpg|250px]] | |||
| Creator of the C programming laguage and co-creator of the Unix operating system. Rest in Peace dmr. | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| '''Guts Thread''' | |||
| [[File:Guts_thread.png|250px]] | |||
| "Hey /g/, check out my $2000 4chan machine!" | |||
Guts threads are where /g/ users show off their expensive high performance machines while not watching anime, browsing 4chan, or doing some light coding. | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| '''Tay.ai''' | |||
| [[File:tay_ai.jpg|250px]] | |||
| Tay was an artificial intelligence chatterbot that was originally released by Microsoft Corporation via Twitter on March 23, 2016; it caused subsequent controversy when the bot began to post tweets deemed offensive and among the likes of anti-semitic and racist. The bot was eventually shut down very quickly after release to stop it's hilarious tweets. | |||
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Main Roster
Starters
Position | No. | Name | Image | Face | Description | ||
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1 | Stallman | Richard Matthew Stallman, founder of the Free Software Foundation and GNU project. Also known as rms. Check out his personal website at stallman.org. | ||||
|
12 | Housefires | nVidia's "Fermi" line of graphics cards ran notoriously hot and were said to cause housefires. Nvidia™ The Way It's Meant to be Played© | ||||
|
15 | Something Happened | The infamous and unhelpful error message that was supplied in recent versions of the windows operating system. When enemy strikers attempt to enter the /g/ midfield, They will be stopped and greeted by Something Happened. | ||||
|
77 | *BSD | Berkley Software Distribution. A lesser known cousin of GNU/Linux. | ||||
|
80 | Poettering | Creator of SystemD. Infamous for his impeccable ability to deflect bug and criticism. | ||||
|
26 | Programming Socks | Is it /lgbt/-induced faggotry or is it a comfy alternative to your average socks? /g/ seems to have people who think the latter and they post images of themselves wearing their striped girly socks. | ||||
|
13 | Terry A. Davis | Notorious American Programmer who started development for TempleOS in 2003 after a brutal series of manic episodes which left him hospitalised. Davis is a former atheist who believes that he can "talk with God" and that God told him the operating system he built was God's third temple. According to Davis TempleOS is of 'Divine' intellect due to the inspired nature of the code. According to Davis, God said to create the operating system with 640x480, 16 colors display and a single audio voice. Rest In Peace Terry 1969-2018 | ||||
|
92 | Thinkpad | IBM ThinkPad: Legendary build quality, extensively customizable, and damn sexy. Some users of /g/ will tell you that if it's not ten years old and worth $50, it's not worth using. | ||||
|
0 | Botnet | Chrome? Botnet. Windows? Botnet. To /g/, a botnet is any software that isn't free as in freedom. | ||||
|
8 | No Time for Love | Desktop Thread | ||||
|
42 | Install Gentoo | "Hey /g/, what distro should I install?" |
Substitutes
Position | No. | Name | Image | Face | Description | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
10 | Common Sense | Instead of bothering /g/, why don't you try to use a little Common Sense™, now completely free and libre! | ||||
|
21 | i use arch btw | i use arch btw | ||||
|
79 | SICP | A legendary book from an introductory programming course at MIT. RIP /prog/. | ||||
|
99 | Pajeet | Pajeet is a general name for Indian people. These people invade /g/ and the technology business, they also shit on our carpets and streets. Those bastards! | ||||
|
2 | CoC(k) | File:Linux sjws.jpg | The absolute state of the Linux kernel, FreeBSD and other free software projects that adopted a Code of Conduct | |||
|
38 | GIVE IT BACK JAMAL | People commonly come to /g/ asking about unlocking their "non-stolen" phone and the reply is always GIVE IT BACK JAMAL | ||||
|
4 | CloverOS | CloverOS GNU/Linux is scripts that creates a Gentoo image and a packages repo (Binhost) that contains unique USE flags and CFLAGS. It aims to be a fast, poetterfrei, lightweight out of the box desktop. It has a large following on /g/ with a general frequently appearing on the board. | ||||
|
18 | Zenka | AMD-chan. She and her sister Ryfa are the new face of the AMD Ryzen CPU line in Japan. They started to be popular after the previous face of AMD, Amada Kokoro, retired. | ||||
|
69 | Torvalds | Linus Torvalds - Chief architect of the Linux kernel and creator of git. | ||||
|
96 | Green Is My Pepper | A legendary green pepper paintbrush that's included by default in the photo editing software GIMP. | ||||
|
56 | DEVELOPERS | Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft. Famous for DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS. | ||||
|
24 | CS Grad | Examples of awful code such as the type that a Computer Science graduate might write. CS majors can be found saying such things as "I'm doing CS so I can make games!" |
Notable Retired Players
Name | Image | Description |
---|---|---|
Teedus | Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts. | |
No Drivers | ATI's drivers had issues, Serious Issues. With years of experience on the /g/ team of having absolutely no drivers. | |
Woodscrews | nVidia demonstrating complete incompetence by using a poorly made fake GPU at a tech conference. | |
Failed /g/ Project | /g/ has a number of failed projects, but of special note is Tox. Example Tox User: "Hey Anon, can I have your cell number?" "Nah, I don't carry around government tracking devices 24/7. You can add me on TOX. My ID is EF8BB17FBA75CE1BC4E42E784CF813D5B481CA8654B7BE848A0F456D603E6004E6870A1428D4." "T-Thanks..." | |
Terrorist Watch | Also known as the Casio F-91W, /g/ loves this watch for being durable, reliable, and dirt cheap. These same features also caught the attention of the expert time-bomb manufacturers of al-Qaeda, leading it to be determined as 'the sign of al-Qaeda' and a contributing factor to continued detention of prisoners by the analysts stationed at Guantánamo Bay. [1] | |
Audiophiles | Typical audiophile. Note the obsession for overpriced placebo electronics. | |
Ritchie | Creator of the C programming laguage and co-creator of the Unix operating system. Rest in Peace dmr. | |
Guts Thread | "Hey /g/, check out my $2000 4chan machine!"
Guts threads are where /g/ users show off their expensive high performance machines while not watching anime, browsing 4chan, or doing some light coding. | |
Tay.ai | Tay was an artificial intelligence chatterbot that was originally released by Microsoft Corporation via Twitter on March 23, 2016; it caused subsequent controversy when the bot began to post tweets deemed offensive and among the likes of anti-semitic and racist. The bot was eventually shut down very quickly after release to stop it's hilarious tweets. |