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| align=center| {{Position|GK}} | | align=center| {{Position|GK}} | ||
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| align=center| HODL | | align=center| HODL | ||
| align=center| JUST HODL YOU WEAK HANDED FAGGOTS | | align=center| JUST HODL YOU WEAK HANDED FAGGOTS | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_1.png|250px]] | |||
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| align=center| {{Position|GK}} | | align=center| {{Position|GK}} | ||
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| align=center| Stinky Linkies | | align=center| Stinky Linkies | ||
| align=center| MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY | | align=center| MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_2.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|GK}} | | align=center| {{Position|GK}} | ||
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| align=center| 2 | | align=center| 2 | ||
| align=center| NO CASH OUT | | align=center| NO CASH OUT | ||
| align=center| Internet Money is not a form of currency. Please get a job. <br> | | align=center| Internet Money is not a form of currency. Please get a job. <br> Thank you. | ||
Thank you | | align=center| [[File:Biz_3.png|250px]] | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}} | | align=center| {{Position|CB}} | ||
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| align=center| Bullrun Soros | | align=center| Bullrun Soros | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_4.png|250px]] | |||
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}} | | align=center| {{Position|CB}} | ||
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| align=center| Nice Just Bought 100k | | align=center| Nice Just Bought 100k | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_5.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |-bgcolor="C3D69B" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|CB}} | | align=center| {{Position|CB}} | ||
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| align=center| Lambo | | align=center| Lambo | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_6.png|250px]] | |||
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}} | | align=center| {{Position|CB}} | ||
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| align=center| (((Ripple))) | | align=center| (((Ripple))) | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_7.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|CB}} | | align=center| {{Position|CB}} | ||
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| align=center| Blockfolio Rate | | align=center| Blockfolio Rate | ||
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| align=center| [[File:Biz_8.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|LB}} | | align=center| {{Position|LB}} | ||
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| align=center| 4000 OMG | | align=center| 4000 OMG | ||
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| align=center| [[File:Biz_9.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|RB}} | | align=center| {{Position|RB}} | ||
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| align=center| THEY'RE AWAKE | | align=center| THEY'RE AWAKE | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_10.png|250px]] | |||
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| align=center| {{Position|DMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|DMF}} | ||
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| align=center| Buy High Sell Low | | align=center| Buy High Sell Low | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_11.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |-bgcolor="C3D69B" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
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| align=center| Bitcoin Billionaire | | align=center| Bitcoin Billionaire | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_12.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="A57164" | |-bgcolor="A57164" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|LMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|LMF}} | ||
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| align=center| Dump It | | align=center| Dump It | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_13.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="A57164" | |-bgcolor="A57164" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|RMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|RMF}} | ||
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| align=center| Pajeet | | align=center| Pajeet | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_14.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | |-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|AMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|AMF}} | ||
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| align=center| Money Skeleton | | align=center| Money Skeleton | ||
| align=center| Thank you Money Skeleton! | | align=center| Thank you Money Skeleton! | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_15.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|DMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|DMF}} | ||
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| align=center| Nocoiner | | align=center| Nocoiner | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_16.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|DMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|DMF}} | ||
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| align=center| Bagholder | | align=center| Bagholder | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_17.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|DMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|DMF}} | ||
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| align=center| Digimarines | | align=center| Digimarines | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_18.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC.png|250px]] | | align=center| [[File:Biz_BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC.png|250px]] | ||
| align=center| 21 | | align=center| 21 | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| BITCONNNEEEEEEEEEC | ||
| align=center| I | | align=center| I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE | ||
BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC | BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_19.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
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| align=center| SELL SELL SELL | | align=center| SELL SELL SELL | ||
| align=center| This one needs no explanation - the moment your investment goes down even a little bit, freak out and Sell, Sell, Sell. | | align=center| This one needs no explanation - the moment your investment goes down even a little bit, freak out and Sell, Sell, Sell. | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_20.png|250px]] | |||
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | |-bgcolor="FFFFFF" | ||
| align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | | align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
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| align=center| Whales | | align=center| Whales | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_21.png|250px]] | |||
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| align=center| 99 | | align=center| 99 | ||
| align=center| Sminem | | align=center| Sminem | ||
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| align=center| [[File:Biz_22.png|250px]] | |||
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| align=center| {{Position|CF}} | | align=center| {{Position|CF}} | ||
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| align=center| AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH | | align=center| AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH | ||
| align=center| I'VE LOST EVERYTHING! MAKE IT STOP! <br> | | align=center| I'VE LOST EVERYTHING! MAKE IT STOP! <br> | ||
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H | |||
| align=center| [[File:Biz_23.png|250px]] | |||
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Revision as of 21:38, 3 October 2018
Main page: /biz/
Players
Key
Starter | Sub | Bronze | Silver | Gold |
Active Players
Goalkeepers
Defenders
Position | Picture | No. | Name | Description | Model | ||
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30 | Bullrun Soros | |||||
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10 | Nice Just Bought 100k | |||||
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20 | Lambo | |||||
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6 | (((Ripple))) | |||||
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15 | Blockfolio Rate | |||||
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40 | 4000 OMG | |||||
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16 | THEY'RE AWAKE |
Midfielders
Position | Picture | No. | Name | Description | Model | ||
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7 | Buy High Sell Low | |||||
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19 | Bitcoin Billionaire | |||||
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49 | Dump It | |||||
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4 | Pajeet | |||||
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94 | Money Skeleton | Thank you Money Skeleton! | ||||
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18 | Nocoiner | |||||
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50 | Bagholder | |||||
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5 | Digimarines | |||||
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21 | BITCONNNEEEEEEEEEC | I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC |
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22 | SELL SELL SELL | This one needs no explanation - the moment your investment goes down even a little bit, freak out and Sell, Sell, Sell. | ||||
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23 | Whales |
Forwards
Position | Picture | No. | Name | Description | Model | ||
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99 | Sminem | |||||
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0 | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH | I'VE LOST EVERYTHING! MAKE IT STOP! A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H |
Old Players
Picture | Name | Description |
Firm Handshake | The best /biz/nessmen make a good impression, and the first step to a good impression is a Firm Handshake. | |
$1/Pop | /biz/, what's the best way to make a million dollars? Buy some kneepads and suck a million dicks at $1/Pop. | |
80s Guy | The most aggressive member of the /biz/ Backline. Ambitious, but misunderstood, 80s Guy returns to the starting lineup to turn his defenders into Sharks, not Sheep. | |
Fuck The Poor | Reminder that there are no poor people on /biz/, just temporarily embarrassed millionaires. | |
Chip Warmer | Providing Restaurant Style Warmth to the /biz/ backfield. | |
Oil Prices | One of /biz/'s oldest threads - nothing but endless shitposting since Oil Prices began to drop in 2014, but they've managed to chug on since. | |
Tai Lopez | Tai Lopez would be happy to tell you the secrets of his success... for $70/month. Can the team follow his 67 steps to success? | |
Bulls | More optimistic than his partner Bears, Bulls hopes to BUY BUY BUY a solid performance in the 4chan Cup. | |
How Do I Get Rich? | Every /biz/ regular's least favorite thread - the only thing an outsider asks is how to get rich quick. | |
Janet Yellen | Chairwoman of the Federal Reserve, or Ben Bernanke in a wig? Janet Yellen takes her place in the /biz/ Goal, looking to build a sound Monetary Policy in the /biz/ backfield. | |
Pyramid Scheme | Get your friends to buy in by calling it a "Reverse Funnel System". You can make a lot of money in a Pyramid Scheme, if you just know the right time to cash out. You wouldn't get caught holding the bag, right? | |
Ethercuck | Some call it a technological marvel, but to /biz/, it's all about Buying the Dip and making sure not to be left holding the bag. The latest /biz/ money-making sensation | |
Forex | Foreign Exchange threads have always been popular on /biz/. Don't let anyone trick you into thinking they've actually made money on it, though. | |
Robinhood | Turning memes into dreams since 2014. Buy high, sell low. | |
Step 1: Be A Jew | You had to know this was coming. The Chosen People know how to make a buck or two, and we can only hope that their PES equivalent can bring /biz/ Plenty of Goals. | |
Yatch | Every /biz/nessman's goal is to own a 200-foot Yatch. |