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[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwd5wBrUUAAXcA4.jpg After the end of Arctic Warfare, FN FNC thought it would all be over | [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwd5wBrUUAAXcA4.jpg After the end of Arctic Warfare, FN FNC thought it would all be over.] | ||
But now she's received her latest {{tt |assignment|playing divegrass for a bunch of brainlets}}, and she's not sure what's worse. | But now she's received her latest {{tt |assignment|playing divegrass for a bunch of brainlets}}, and she's not sure what's worse. | ||
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{{tt |A shitty mobage stole Glock 17's art.|Fantasy Heroes: Demon Rising}} | |||
[https://puu.sh/CYbRL/d71b3cc319.png Pic here.] | |||
Back text: DEMON RISING | |||
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In a room full of FN management, some displaced or wounded by the Nazis, a senior German ranking officer asked for a production licence to manufacture them within West Germany. | |||
[http://www.falfiles.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1087306&postcount=25 They said no.] | |||
Back text: WE SAID SORRY | |||
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Back text: | Holds the world record for longest sniper kill at 3,540 metres. Made in America, but the shooter was... {{tt |you guessed it.|a fucking leaf}} | ||
Back text: WORLD RECORD | |||
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|align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MG4 '''(((Greatest Ally)))'''] | |align="center"|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MG4 '''(((Greatest Ally)))'''] | ||
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Created solely for the purpose of keeping 
/blyat/ in check, /hato/ keeps the world safe from the threat of commies, slavs, and cheap vodka.
Until World War III, anyways.
Lineup
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Roster
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WIP.
Goalkeepers
| No. | Pos. | Name | Potrait | Description | Official Art | In-PES Character Model | ||
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Kraut Space Magic | File:Hato por ksm.jpg |
Before joining /gfg/, Sleepo Beepo was busy serving in the Kraut Space Force, keeping the stars safe from the Red Menace. Its special ammunition was definitely a factor in the G11 not being adopted due to "lack of possibility for NATO standardization". Which is kind of the point. Back text: LIKE CLOCKWORK |
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File:Hato ass ksm.png |
Defense
Midfield
| No. | Pos. | Name | Potrait | Description | Official Art | In-PES Character Model | ||
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TWO WORLD WARS | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg |
Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*. Back text: BROS... |
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File:Hato ass 1starmg.png | ||
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No Stoppan Power | File:Hato por ptsd.jpg |
But now she's received her latest assignment, and she's not sure what's worse. Back text: SURVIVORS GUILT |
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File:Hato ass ptsd.png | ||
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is that a famas | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg | File:Hato art 1starmg-gk.png | File:Hato ass 1starmg.png | |||
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Quality Control | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg |
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Jack Daniels | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg |
Back text: BROS... |
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Buyfag | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg |
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(((Greatest Ally))) | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg |
Back text: BROS... |
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Gorilla Warfare | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg |
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HKM4 | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg |
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Offensive Handgun | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg |
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File:Hato art 1starmg-gk.png | File:Hato ass 1starmg.png |
Forwards
| No. | Pos. | Name | Potrait | Description | Official Art | In-PES Character Model | ||
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xXx360xXxNoSc0p3xXx | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg |
Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*. Back text: BROS... |
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RUSH B | File:Hato por ptsd.jpg |
But now she's received her latest assignment, and she's not sure what's worse. Back text: SURVIVORS GUILT |
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File:Hato ass ptsd.png | ||
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Fuck Argies | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg | File:Hato art 1starmg-gk.png | File:Hato ass 1starmg.png | |||
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2B | File:Hato por 1starmg.jpg | File:Hato art 1starmg-gk.png | File:Hato ass 1starmg.png |