The logo competition for the 2025 4chan Winter Cup is now taking submissions. | ||
The deadline is January 6th, 23:59 UTC. Logos will be placed in this gallery to facilitate discussion. This will be followed by a polling period to determine which logo will be used. Please send all submissions to Potatotron. You must supply a high-res PNG file (5000x5000 limit) and the original multi-layer source file. | ||
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|style="background:#ffffff; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub''' | |style="background:#ffffff; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter''' | |style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter''' | ||
|style="background:#B7BEC5; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver''' | |style="background:#B7BEC5; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver''' | ||
|style="background:#E0C068; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold''' | |style="background:#E0C068; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold''' | ||
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{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2" | {|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2" | ||
|-style="color:#000000; background:#ff0a4d;" | |-style="color:#000000; background:#ff0a4d;" | ||
|width="25px" align="center"|'''No.''' | |||
|width="25px" align="center"|'''Pos.''' | |width="25px" align="center"|'''Pos.''' | ||
|width="175px" align="center"|'''Name''' | |||
|width="175px" align="center"|'''Picture''' | |width="175px" align="center"|'''Picture''' | ||
|width=" | |width="117px" align="center"|'''Portrait''' | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''1''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Deal With It'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Deal With It'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:DealWithIt.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DEAL_WITH_IT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers. | |align="center"|A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers. | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''3''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Dissin' Your Flygirl'''<br/>''Cartoon Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Dissin' Your Flygirl'''<br/>''Cartoon Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DISSIN'_YOUR_FLYGIRL.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DISSIN'_YOUR_FLYGIRL_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''5''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''WASTED'''<br/>''Exploitable/Rekt Webms'' | |align="center"|'''WASTED'''<br/>''Exploitable/Rekt Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Wasted_wsg.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_WASTED_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|BUSTED | |align="center"|BUSTED | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''17''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''TikTok Holocaust'''<br/>''Meta/Anti-TikTok'' | |align="center"|'''TikTok Holocaust'''<br/>''Meta/Anti-TikTok'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_TIKTOK_HOLOCAUST.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_TIKTOK_HOLOCAUST_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''10''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Look At Him Go!'''<br/>''Vintage Internet Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Look At Him Go!'''<br/>''Vintage Internet Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_LOOK_AT_HIM_GO!.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LOOK_AT_HIM_GO!_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''4''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''FUCKING LEGEND'''<br/>''Animal/YLYL Webms'' | |align="center"|'''FUCKING LEGEND'''<br/>''Animal/YLYL Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_FUCKING_LEGEND.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_FUCKING_LEGEND_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|'''ERIC''': I'M A LEGEND! ''FUCKING LEGEND''! AWK AWK AWK AWK!<br/>'''REFEREE''': You are ''NOT'' a fucking legend! You're naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty! | |align="center"|'''ERIC''': I'M A LEGEND! ''FUCKING LEGEND''! AWK AWK AWK AWK!<br/>'''REFEREE''': You are ''NOT'' a fucking legend! You're naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty! | ||
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | |-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | ||
|align="center"|'''20''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Big Man Tyrone'''<br/>''YLYL Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Big Man Tyrone'''<br/>''YLYL Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_BIG_MAN_TYRONE.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BIG_MAN_TYRONE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7juWGQza5c TOP KEK!] | |align="center"|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7juWGQza5c TOP KEK!] | ||
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | |-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | ||
|align="center"|'''68''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Why Are You Gay?'''<br/>''YLYL Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Why Are You Gay?'''<br/>''YLYL Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_WHY_ARE_YOU_GAY.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_WHY_ARE_YOU_GAY_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''95''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''MULTI-TRACK LISTENING'''<br/>''Eurobeat Webms'' | |align="center"|'''MULTI-TRACK LISTENING'''<br/>''Eurobeat Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_MULTI-TRACK_LISTENING.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_MULTI-TRACK_LISTENING_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|''♪SPEEDY SPEED BOY GASOLINE'S BURNING IN SPEEDY SPEED BOY AS FAST AS CAN BE SPEEDY SPEED BOY EVERY NIGHT AND DAY WIND IS ON MY FACE♫''<br/>''♪DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO♫'' | |align="center"|''♪SPEEDY SPEED BOY GASOLINE'S BURNING IN SPEEDY SPEED BOY AS FAST AS CAN BE SPEEDY SPEED BOY EVERY NIGHT AND DAY WIND IS ON MY FACE♫''<br/>''♪DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO♫'' | ||
|-bgcolor="E0C068" | |-bgcolor="E0C068" | ||
|align="center"|'''69''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Ricardo Milos'''<br/>''Gachimuchi/Anti-TikTok Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Ricardo Milos'''<br/>''Gachimuchi/Anti-TikTok Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_RICARDO_MILOS.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RICARDO_MILOS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="E0C068" | |-bgcolor="E0C068" | ||
|align="center"|'''9''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''To Be Continued''' [[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]]<br/>''Exploitable/Rekt Webms'' | |align="center"|'''To Be Continued''' [[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]]<br/>''Exploitable/Rekt Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_TO_BE_CONTINUED.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_TO_BE_CONTINUED_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|'''<TO BE CONTINUED|\|/''' | |align="center"|'''<TO BE CONTINUED|\|/''' | ||
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|-style="color:#000000; background:#ff0a4d;" | |-style="color:#000000; background:#ff0a4d;" | ||
|width="25px" align="center"|'''No.''' | |||
|width="25px" align="center"|'''Pos.''' | |width="25px" align="center"|'''Pos.''' | ||
|width="175px" align="center"|'''Name''' | |||
|width="175px" align="center"|'''Picture''' | |width="175px" align="center"|'''Picture''' | ||
|width=" | |width="117px" align="center"|'''Portrait''' | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''2''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Get Out'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Get Out'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:GetOut.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_GET_OUT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name. | |align="center"|Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''37''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Gabe the Dog'''<br/>''Exploitable/Musical Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Gabe the Dog'''<br/>''Exploitable/Musical Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_GABE_THE_DOG.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_GABE_THE_DOG_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|BarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbarkBARKBARKbark- BARKBARKbarkBarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbark-<br> | |align="center"|BarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbarkBARKBARKbark- BARKBARKbarkBarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbark-<br> | ||
''Bork in peace, Gabe died on January 19th 2017, due to heart compications.'' | ''Bork in peace, Gabe died on January 19th 2017, due to heart compications.'' | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''18''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Pumped Up Kicks'''<br/>''Edgy/YLYL Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Pumped Up Kicks'''<br/>''Edgy/YLYL Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_PUMPED_UP_KICKS.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_PUMPED_UP_KICKS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|''♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, outrun my gun♫<br/>♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, faster than my bullet♫'' | |align="center"|''♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, outrun my gun♫<br/>♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, faster than my bullet♫'' | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''25''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Doomer'''<br/>''Depression Music Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Doomer'''<br/>''Depression Music Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DOOMER.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DOOMER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''7''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''VLC Glitch'''<br/>''Glitch Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''VLC Glitch'''<br/>''Glitch Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:VLCGlitch.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_VLC_GLITCH_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | |align="center"|An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''14''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Nihilist Penguin Death March'''<br/>''Animal/Depressing Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Nihilist Penguin Death March'''<br/>''Animal/Depressing Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_NIHILIST_PENGUIN_DEATH_MARCH.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_NIHILIST_PENGUIN_DEATH_MARCH_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''13''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Did He Died?'''<br/>''Rekt Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Did He Died?'''<br/>''Rekt Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:DidHeDied.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DID_HE_DIED_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more. | |align="center"|Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''42''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''The Sex Joke Event Horizon'''<br/>''YTP Webms'' | |align="center"|'''The Sex Joke Event Horizon'''<br/>''YTP Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_SEX_JOKE_EVENT_HORIZON.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_SEX_JOKE_EVENT_HORIZON_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''16''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Sensible Chuckle'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Sensible Chuckle'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Wsgsensiblechuckle.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SENSIBLE_CHUCKLE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat. | |align="center"|The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''92''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Boston Dynamics'''<br/>''Mechanical/Robotic Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Boston Dynamics'''<br/>''Mechanical/Robotic Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:BostonDynamics.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BOSTON_DYNAMICS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|These guys are the creators of marvelous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material. | |align="center"|These guys are the creators of marvelous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''8''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Knife Wielding Tentacle'''<br/>''YLYL/Nonsensical Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Knife Wielding Tentacle'''<br/>''YLYL/Nonsensical Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_KNIFE_WIELDING_TENTACLE.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_KNIFE_WIELDING_TENTACLE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|It appears that /wsg/ used the last transfer period to sign a knife wielding tentacle. | |align="center"|It appears that /wsg/ used the last transfer period to sign a knife wielding tentacle. | ||
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|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''89''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Duane'''<br/>''YGYL/Reaction Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Duane'''<br/>''YGYL/Reaction Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Duane.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DUANE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet. | |align="center"|How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet. | ||
|} | |} | ||
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|-style="color:#000000; background:#ff0a4d;" | |-style="color:#000000; background:#ff0a4d;" | ||
|width="25px" align="center"|'''No.''' | |||
|width="25px" align="center"|'''Pos.''' | |width="25px" align="center"|'''Pos.''' | ||
|width="175px" align="center"|'''Name''' | |||
|width="175px" align="center"|'''Picture''' | |width="175px" align="center"|'''Picture''' | ||
|width=" | |width="117px" align="center"|'''Portrait''' | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''21''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Split Racer'''<br/>''Weird Japanese Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Split Racer'''<br/>''Weird Japanese Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SPLIT_RACER.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SPLIT_RACER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Flexibility is good for racing, let's see how well it translates to goalkeeping. | |align="center"|Flexibility is good for racing, let's see how well it translates to goalkeeping. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''18''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
|align="center"|'''NOPENOPENOPE'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''NOPENOPENOPE'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_NOPENOPENOPE.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_NOPENOPENOPE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE | |align="center"|NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''19''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''You Laugh You Lose'''<br/>''Self Explanatory'' | |align="center"|'''You Laugh You Lose'''<br/>''Self Explanatory'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_YLYL.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_YLYL_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Wut's dat?<br/>I raff, I ruse? | |align="center"|Wut's dat?<br/>I raff, I ruse? | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''12''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Sneezing Panda'''<br/>''Vintage Internet Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Sneezing Panda'''<br/>''Vintage Internet Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SNEEZING_PANDA.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SNEEZING_PANDA_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|HOLY. JESUS. MOTHER. FUCK. YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK! | |align="center"|HOLY. JESUS. MOTHER. FUCK. YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK! | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''3''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Taco Town'''<br/>''YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Taco Town'''<br/>''YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_TACO_TOWN.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_TACO_TOWN_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Players on opposing teams drop dead just looking at this player's heart stopping goodness. | |align="center"|Players on opposing teams drop dead just looking at this player's heart stopping goodness. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''23''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Reaction Faces'''<br/>''Self Explanatory'' | |align="center"|'''Reaction Faces'''<br/>''Self Explanatory'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_REACTION_FACES.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_REACTION_FACES_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|This player has a large array of gifs to choose from, ready to post if he loses the match, lets hope it doesn't come to that. | |align="center"|This player has a large array of gifs to choose from, ready to post if he loses the match, lets hope it doesn't come to that. | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''13''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Hypnotoad'''<br/>''Cartoon Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Hypnotoad'''<br/>''Cartoon Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_HYPNOTOAD.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_HYPNOTOAD_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! | |align="center"|ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! | ||
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | |-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | ||
|align="center"|'''10''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Seizure Bro'''<br/>''YLYL/Reaction Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Seizure Bro'''<br/>''YLYL/Reaction Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Wsg_seizurebro.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SEIZURE_BRO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014<br/>DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR<br/>ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK | |align="center"|RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014<br/>DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR<br/>ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''3''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Haters Gonna Hate'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Haters Gonna Hate'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:HatersGonnaHate.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_HATERS_GONNA_HATE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball. | |align="center"|A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''8''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Carrot'''<br/>''Psychological Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Carrot'''<br/>''Psychological Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Carrot.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CARROT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK. | |align="center"|VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''3''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Cupcake Dog'''<br/>''Vintage Internet/Reaction Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Cupcake Dog'''<br/>''Vintage Internet/Reaction Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:CupcakeDog.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CUPCAKE_DOG_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets. | |align="center"|How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''7''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Ring, Ring!'''<br/>''Bait'n'Switch Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Ring, Ring!'''<br/>''Bait'n'Switch Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:RINGRING.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RING_RING!_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you. | |align="center"|Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you. | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''4''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Blue Ball Machine'''<br/>''Psychological/Aesthetic Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Blue Ball Machine'''<br/>''Psychological/Aesthetic Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:BlueBallMachine.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BLUE_BALL_MACHINE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities. | |align="center"|A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''18''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Infomercials'''<br/>''Self Explanatory'' | |align="center"|'''Infomercials'''<br/>''Self Explanatory'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Infomercials.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_INFOMERCIALS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you. | |align="center"|Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you. | ||
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | |-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | ||
|align="center"|'''21''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Mako Mankanshoku'''<br/>''Anime Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Mako Mankanshoku'''<br/>''Anime Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Mako_WSG.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_MAKO_MANKANSHOKU_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked. | |align="center"|Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''12''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Rhino Eggs'''<br/>''Animal/Nonsensical Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Rhino Eggs'''<br/>''Animal/Nonsensical Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:RhinoEggs.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RHINO_EGGS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^) | |align="center"|Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^) | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''13''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Smells Like Ass'''<br/>''YLYL Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Smells Like Ass'''<br/>''YLYL Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:SmellsLikeAss.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SMELLS_LIKE_ASS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.) | |align="center"|A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.) | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''10''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Abandon Thread'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Abandon Thread'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:AbandonThread.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_ABANDON_THREAD_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Fuck this thread I’m out! | |align="center"|Fuck this thread I’m out! | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''10''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Cool Guy'''<br/>''Vintage Internet Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Cool Guy'''<br/>''Vintage Internet Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Cool_guy.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_COOL_GUY_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|IT'S COOL GUY! | |align="center"|IT'S COOL GUY! | ||
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|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''3''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
|align="center"|'''LOL DIDN'T READ'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''LOL DIDN'T READ'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:LOLDidntRead.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LOL_DIDN'T_READ_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol! | |align="center"|← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol! | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''8''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Jet Preacher'''<br/>''YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Jet Preacher'''<br/>''YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:JetPreacher.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_JET_PREACHER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box. | |align="center"|Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''88''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Seamless Loops'''<br/>''Aesthetic Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Seamless Loops'''<br/>''Aesthetic Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Loops.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SEAMLESS_LOOPS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders. | |align="center"|When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders. | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''11''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Stephen Colbert'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Stephen Colbert'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Colbert_wsg.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_STEPHEN_COLBERT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback. | |align="center"|He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''95''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''The Raptor'''<br/>''Rekt Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''The Raptor'''<br/>''Rekt Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_The_Raptor.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_RAPTOR_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss. | |align="center"|Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''16''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Earl of Lemongrab'''<br/>''Cartoon Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Earl of Lemongrab'''<br/>''Cartoon Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Lemongrab.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LEMONGRAB_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!" | |align="center"|Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!" | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''19''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''The Carlton'''<br/>''YGYL/Reaction Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''The Carlton'''<br/>''YGYL/Reaction Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Carlton.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_CARLTON_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman. | |align="center"|The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman. | ||
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | |-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | ||
|align="center"|'''21''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Roka Shibasaki'''<br/>''Anime Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Roka Shibasaki'''<br/>''Anime Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_Roka.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_ROKA_SHIBASAKI_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack. | |align="center"|The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack. | ||
|-bgcolor="E0C068" | |-bgcolor="E0C068" | ||
|align="center"|'''22''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | |align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Big Shake'''<br/>''YGYL/Nonsensical Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Big Shake'''<br/>''YGYL/Nonsensical Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_BIG_SHAKE.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BIG_SHAKE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE! | |align="center"|The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE! | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''10''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''.webm Megathread'''<br/>''Self Explanatory'' | |align="center"|'''.webm Megathread'''<br/>''Self Explanatory'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_WEBM_MEGATHREAD_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|"Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS."<br/>With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/. | |align="center"|"Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS."<br/>With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''12''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Cup Stacking Otter'''<br/>''Animal/Cute Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Cup Stacking Otter'''<br/>''Animal/Cute Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:CSOtter_wsg.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CUP_STACKING_OTTER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch. | |align="center"|Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch. | ||
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | |-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | ||
|align="center"|'''21''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Ema Yasuhara'''<br/>''Anime Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Ema Yasuhara'''<br/>''Anime Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_EMA_YASUHARA.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_EMA_YASUHARA_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|ICHI NII SAN SHI GO ROKU SHICHI HACHI...<br/>A key animator for her production company, Ema Yasuhara has proven their are no sketchy details in both her drawing and sports acumen. Her stretching routines help lift the weight from her teammates' shoulders. (They will probably never stop being posted multiple times, either.) | |align="center"|ICHI NII SAN SHI GO ROKU SHICHI HACHI...<br/>A key animator for her production company, Ema Yasuhara has proven their are no sketchy details in both her drawing and sports acumen. Her stretching routines help lift the weight from her teammates' shoulders. (They will probably never stop being posted multiple times, either.) | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''19''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Jessica Nigri'''<br/>''{{greentext|E-Celeb}} Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Jessica Nigri'''<br/>''{{greentext|E-Celeb}} Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSGNIGRI.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_JESSICA_NIGRI_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board. | |align="center"|It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board. | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''8''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''SISTAR'''<br/>''K-Pop Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''SISTAR'''<br/>''K-Pop Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SISTAR.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SISTAR_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination! | |align="center"|Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination! | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''88''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Michael Bay'''<br/>''Explosion Edit Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Michael Bay'''<br/>''Explosion Edit Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_MIKEBAY.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_MICHAEL_BAY_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|IN A WORLD WHERE THINGS NEED TO SHAKE AND GO KABOOM, ONE DIRECTOR INSPIRES AN ENTIRE IMAGE BOARD TO EDIT EXPLOSIONS IN TO THEIR GIFS. | |align="center"|IN A WORLD WHERE THINGS NEED TO SHAKE AND GO KABOOM, ONE DIRECTOR INSPIRES AN ENTIRE IMAGE BOARD TO EDIT EXPLOSIONS IN TO THEIR GIFS. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''4''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Cinemagraphics'''<br/>''Comfy/Aesthetic Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Cinemagraphics'''<br/>''Comfy/Aesthetic Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Cinemagraphics_wsg.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CINEMAGRAPHICS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|The effect of an object (or objects) moving in front of a static background. The end result is a mesmerizing defender whose motions leave attackers virtually frozen in time. | |align="center"|The effect of an object (or objects) moving in front of a static background. The end result is a mesmerizing defender whose motions leave attackers virtually frozen in time. | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''11''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Genki Sudo'''<br/>''Weird Japanese Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Genki Sudo'''<br/>''Weird Japanese Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSGGENKISUDO.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_GENKI_SUDO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Sudo, best known for his band World Order, brings a new flow to the 4chan Cup's wing play. Robot-like precision crossing and the ability to dance around an opponent at will give him skill unparalelled. | |align="center"|Sudo, best known for his band World Order, brings a new flow to the 4chan Cup's wing play. Robot-like precision crossing and the ability to dance around an opponent at will give him skill unparalelled. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''95''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Space Commander'''<br/>''Space/Zero-G Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Space Commander'''<br/>''Space/Zero-G Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Wsg_SPACEGENERAL.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SPACE_COMMANDER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Okay, let's be entirely honest with ourselves: the only reason NASA exists nowadays is to provide us with gifs of their astronauts dicking around in zero-gravity. | |align="center"|Okay, let's be entirely honest with ourselves: the only reason NASA exists nowadays is to provide us with gifs of their astronauts dicking around in zero-gravity. | ||
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | |-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | ||
|align="center"|'''21''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Umaru-chan'''<br/>''Anime Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Umaru-chan'''<br/>''Anime Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_UMARU-CHAN.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_UMARU-CHAN_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!? | |align="center"|WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!? | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''69''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Rick Hentai'''<br/>''Musical Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Rick Hentai'''<br/>''Musical Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_RICK_HENTAI.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RICK_HENTAI_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|♪I want a hentai girl for me to make me happy♫ ♪I want her so I can stop using my hand every single day while watching アニメ♫<br/>♪I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams♫ ♪I want to feel her touch mainly on my crotch♫<br/>♪I want my own hentai girl and she would sing♫ | |align="center"|♪I want a hentai girl for me to make me happy♫ ♪I want her so I can stop using my hand every single day while watching アニメ♫<br/>♪I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams♫ ♪I want to feel her touch mainly on my crotch♫<br/>♪I want my own hentai girl and she would sing♫ | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''9''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Danny Mainus'''<br/>''Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Danny Mainus'''<br/>''Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DANNY_MAINUS.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DANNY_MAINUS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|There are two things to understand when talking about Mainus:<br/>1: Mainus is comfortable in the back<br/>2: Mainus keeps a close eye on the opposition when they try to squeeze through him<br/> | |align="center"|There are two things to understand when talking about Mainus:<br/>1: Mainus is comfortable in the back<br/>2: Mainus keeps a close eye on the opposition when they try to squeeze through him<br/> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''61''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Horrifying Planet'''<br/>''Animal/Creepy Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Horrifying Planet'''<br/>''Animal/Creepy Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSGHORRIFYING.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_HORRIFYING_PLANET_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet. | |align="center"|All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''12''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Shotgun Chicken'''<br/>''Rekt/Exploitable Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Shotgun Chicken'''<br/>''Rekt/Exploitable Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SHOTGUN_CHICKEN.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SHOTGUN_CHICKEN_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|GET CLUCKED! | |align="center"|GET CLUCKED! | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''56''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''56 Chicken Nuggets'''<br/>''Nonsensical Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''56 Chicken Nuggets'''<br/>''Nonsensical Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:56ChickenNuggets.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_56_CHICKEN_NUGGETS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.) | |align="center"|A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.) | ||
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | |-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | ||
|align="center"|'''15''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Raven of Azarath'''<br/>''Cartoon Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Raven of Azarath'''<br/>''Cartoon Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSGRAVEN.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RAVEN_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words. | |align="center"|TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words. | ||
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | |-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | ||
|align="center"|'''7''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Shinobu Oshino'''<br/>''Anime Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Shinobu Oshino'''<br/>''Anime Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Wsg_shinobu.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SHINOBU_OSHINO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Ka ka. | |align="center"|Ka ka. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''69''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Ear Rape'''<br/>''Bait'n'Switch Webms, Self Explanatory'' | |align="center"|'''Ear Rape'''<br/>''Bait'n'Switch Webms, Self Explanatory'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_EAR_RAPE.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_EAR_RAPE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|♪SCREEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAGHGHHH WOOOOGHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATTHEFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH BWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE♫ | |align="center"|♪SCREEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAGHGHHH WOOOOGHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATTHEFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH BWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE♫ | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''20''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''ASMR'''<br/>''{{tt|Psychological/Aesthetic/Comfy|Depends on what you're looking for}} Audio Webms'' | |align="center"|'''ASMR'''<br/>''{{tt|Psychological/Aesthetic/Comfy|Depends on what you're looking for}} Audio Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_ASMR.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_ASMR_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|<small>uh... hey guys... listen, I'm just going to breathe into your ear really softly while this virtual divegrass player softly wrestles the ball away from you. [soft whooshing noises] [swooshing intensifies]</small> | |align="center"|<small>uh... hey guys... listen, I'm just going to breathe into your ear really softly while this virtual divegrass player softly wrestles the ball away from you. [soft whooshing noises] [swooshing intensifies]</small> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''18''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Brent Rambo'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Brent Rambo'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:BrentRambo.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BRENT_RAMBO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored. | |align="center"|If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''8''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | |align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | ||
|align="center"|'''There Is Bear Cum!'''<br/>''Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms'' | |align="center"|'''There Is Bear Cum!'''<br/>''Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_THERE_IS_BEAR CUM!.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THERE_IS_BEAR CUM!_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|THERE IS BEAR CUM, THERE IS BEAR CUM, FRANKDEBOERWOJAQIHEIHFAIEEIFHAOIWNEQAOWDODENNISAWOJEBERGKAMP!!! | |align="center"|THERE IS BEAR CUM, THERE IS BEAR CUM, FRANKDEBOERWOJAQIHEIHFAIEEIFHAOIWNEQAOWDODENNISAWOJEBERGKAMP!!! | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''11''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Hōsei Tsukitei'''<br/>''Weird Japanese/Gaki no Tsukai Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Hōsei Tsukitei'''<br/>''Weird Japanese/Gaki no Tsukai Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_HOSEI_TSUKITEI.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_HOSEI_TSUKITEI_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Gaki no Tsukai's hardest trying comedian, Hōsei Tsukitei (formerly Yamasaki) proves you don't always have to get a laugh to be successful. His mirth and eternal optimism will power wing play down the right side and guide his crosses to their target. | |align="center"|Gaki no Tsukai's hardest trying comedian, Hōsei Tsukitei (formerly Yamasaki) proves you don't always have to get a laugh to be successful. His mirth and eternal optimism will power wing play down the right side and guide his crosses to their target. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''10''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''CRAYON POP'''<br/>''K-Pop Webms'' | |align="center"|'''CRAYON POP'''<br/>''K-Pop Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_CRAYON_POP.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CRAYON_POP_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination! | |align="center"|Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination! | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''15''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Lord Dominator'''<br/>''Cartoon Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Lord Dominator'''<br/>''Cartoon Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DOMINATOR.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LORD_DOMINATOR_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|She'll burn your defense and melt your heart. Literally. | |align="center"|She'll burn your defense and melt your heart. Literally. | ||
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|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''8''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''KAZOOBIE KAZOBO'''<br/>''Ear Rape Webms'' | |align="center"|'''KAZOOBIE KAZOBO'''<br/>''Ear Rape Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_KAZOOBIE_KAZOBO.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_KAZOOBIE_KAZOBO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Everybody knows that Kazoobie Kazoos are some of the loudest in the world, but now we have the loudest kazoo you can get...<br/>THE KAZOOBIE KAZOBO!!! | |align="center"|Everybody knows that Kazoobie Kazoos are some of the loudest in the world, but now we have the loudest kazoo you can get...<br/>THE KAZOOBIE KAZOBO!!! | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''15''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Samurai Jack-off'''<br/>''Cartoon Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Samurai Jack-off'''<br/>''Cartoon Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SAMURAI_JACK-OFF.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SAMURAI_JACK-OFF_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''7''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Araragi Koyomi'''<br/>''Anime Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Araragi Koyomi'''<br/>''Anime Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_ARARAGI.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_ARARAGI_KOYOMI_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|WHY CAN'T HE HOLD ALL THESE WAIFUS? | |align="center"|WHY CAN'T HE HOLD ALL THESE WAIFUS? | ||
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THESE WAIFUS. | NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THESE WAIFUS. | ||
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | |-bgcolor="B7BEC5" | ||
|align="center"|'''28''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Dodger Leigh'''<br/>''{{tt|{{greentext|E-Celeb}} Webms|Jesus Christ, why are there like 200+ threads on her?}}'' | |||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DODGER_LEIGH.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|'''Dodger Leigh'''<br/>''{{tt|{{greentext|E-Celeb}} Webms|Jesus Christ, why are there like | |align="center"|[[File:WSG_DODGER_LEIGH_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | ||
|align="center"|Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Now, apparently.) (Nope :^)) | |align="center"|Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Now, apparently.) (Nope :^)) | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''3''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Scott Sterling'''<br/>''Sports/YLYL Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Scott Sterling'''<br/>''Sports/YLYL Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSGSTERLING.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SCOTT_STERLING_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|THE MAN.<br />THE MYTH.<br />THE LEGEND. | |align="center"|THE MAN.<br />THE MYTH.<br />THE LEGEND. | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''8''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Steel or Feathers'''<br/>''Limmy's Show Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Steel or Feathers'''<br/>''Limmy's Show Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_STEEL_OR_FEATHERS.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_STEEL_OR_FEATHERS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|''What weighs more, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?'' | |align="center"|''What weighs more, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?'' | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''69''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Fuck♂You'''<br/>''Gachimuchi Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Fuck♂You'''<br/>''Gachimuchi Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_FUCK_YOU.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_FUCK_YOU_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Ok man lets go, why dont you get out of that leather stuff and ill strip out of this and we'll settle it right here on the pitch. | |align="center"|Ok man lets go, why dont you get out of that leather stuff and ill strip out of this and we'll settle it right here on the pitch. | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''6''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Sam Hyde'''<br/>''Politically Incorrect Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Sam Hyde'''<br/>''Politically Incorrect Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SAM_HYDE.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SAM_HYDE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|IT WAS ME, I DID IT ALL! | |align="center"|IT WAS ME, I DID IT ALL! | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''12''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Hard Knock Life'''<br/>''Rekt Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Hard Knock Life'''<br/>''Rekt Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_HARD_KNOCK_LIFE.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_HARD_KNOCK_LIFE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|'Stead of Treated, They Got Tricked | |align="center"|'Stead of Treated, They Got Tricked | ||
'Stead of Kisses, They Got Rekt | 'Stead of Kisses, They Got Rekt | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''14''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Markets of Britain'''<br/>''YLYL/British Humor Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Markets of Britain'''<br/>''YLYL/British Humor Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_MARKETS_OF_BRITAIN.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_MARKETS_OF_BRITAIN_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''10''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Somebody Toucha Mah Spaghet'''<br/>''Cartoon Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Somebody Toucha Mah Spaghet'''<br/>''Cartoon Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SOMEBODY_TOUCHA_MAH_SPAGHET.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SOMEBODY_TOUCHA_MAH_SPAGHET_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''15''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Dustiness Ford Lalatina'''<br/>''Anime Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Dustiness Ford Lalatina'''<br/>''Anime Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DUSTINESS_FORD_LALATINA.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DUSTINESS_FORD_LALATINA_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''12''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Interstellar Spin'''<br/>''YLYL/Exploitable Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Interstellar Spin'''<br/>''YLYL/Exploitable Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_INTERSTELLAR_SPIN.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_INTERSTELLAR_SPIN_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''14''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Slavic Faucet Folk'''<br/>''Slav/Musical Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Slavic Faucet Folk'''<br/>''Slav/Musical Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SLAVIC_FAUCET_FOLK.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SLAVIC_FAUCET_FOLK_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''12''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Long Long Man'''<br/>''Weird Japanese Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Long Long Man'''<br/>''Weird Japanese Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_LONG_LONG_MAN.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LONG_LONG_MAN_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''8''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Eight Awesome Angles'''<br/>''YTPMV Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Eight Awesome Angles'''<br/>''YTPMV Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_EIGHT_AWESOME_ANGLES.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_EIGHT_AWESOME_ANGLES_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
|align="center"|'''14''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Bongo Cat'''<br/>''Exploitable/Musical Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Bongo Cat'''<br/>''Exploitable/Musical Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_BONGO_CAT.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BONGO_CAT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"| | |align="center"| | ||
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|align="center"|'''6''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''The Grabbler'''<br/>''Politically Incorrect Webms'' | |align="center"|'''The Grabbler'''<br/>''Politically Incorrect Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_GRABBLER.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_GRABBLER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
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|align="center"|'''45''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Aesthetic Warfare'''<br/>''War/Weaponry Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Aesthetic Warfare'''<br/>''War/Weaponry Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_AESTHETIC_WARFARE.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_AESTHETIC_WARFARE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
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|align="center"|'''17''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Where's the Caveman?'''<br/>''YTP Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Where's the Caveman?'''<br/>''YTP Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_WHERE'S_THE_CAVEMAN.webm|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_WHERE'S_THE_CAVEMAN_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
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|align="center"|'''44''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Thanks, Obama!'''<br/>''Infomercial Fail Gifs'' | |align="center"|'''Thanks, Obama!'''<br/>''Infomercial Fail Gifs'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:ThanksObama.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THANKS_OBAMA!_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|It’s all your fault, asshole! | |align="center"|It’s all your fault, asshole! | ||
|-bgcolor="c3d69b" | |-bgcolor="c3d69b" | ||
|align="center"|'''11''' | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Gondola'''<br/>''Comfy Webms'' | |align="center"|'''Gondola'''<br/>''Comfy Webms'' | ||
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_GONDOLA.gif|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_GONDOLA_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]] | |||
|align="center"|Take it easy, sit back and relax; a philosophy we can all embody. | |align="center"|Take it easy, sit back and relax; a philosophy we can all embody. | ||
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[[Category:Official team rosters|wsg]] | [[Category:Official team rosters|wsg]] |
Revision as of 10:13, 7 March 2020
Main article: /wsg/
See Also: /wsg/ Roster Poll Results
- This is the complete list of all current and former players for /wsg/.
- For a complete history of roster changes and statistics, see /wsg/ Statistics.
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Starting XI
No. | Pos. | Name | Picture | Portrait | Description | ||
1 |
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Deal With It Reaction/Denial Gifs |
File:DealWithIt.gif | File:WSG DEAL WITH IT PORTRAIT.png | A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers. | ||
3 |
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Dissin' Your Flygirl Cartoon Webms |
File:WSG DISSIN' YOUR FLYGIRL.webm | File:WSG DISSIN' YOUR FLYGIRL PORTRAIT.png | |||
5 |
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WASTED Exploitable/Rekt Webms |
File:Wasted wsg.gif | File:WSG WASTED PORTRAIT.png | BUSTED | ||
17 |
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TikTok Holocaust Meta/Anti-TikTok |
File:WSG TIKTOK HOLOCAUST.gif | File:WSG TIKTOK HOLOCAUST PORTRAIT.png | |||
10 |
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Look At Him Go! Vintage Internet Gifs |
File:WSG LOOK AT HIM GO! PORTRAIT.png | ||||
4 |
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FUCKING LEGEND Animal/YLYL Webms |
File:WSG FUCKING LEGEND.webm | File:WSG FUCKING LEGEND PORTRAIT.png | ERIC: I'M A LEGEND! FUCKING LEGEND! AWK AWK AWK AWK! REFEREE: You are NOT a fucking legend! You're naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty! | ||
20 |
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Big Man Tyrone YLYL Webms |
File:WSG BIG MAN TYRONE.webm | File:WSG BIG MAN TYRONE PORTRAIT.png | TOP KEK! | ||
68 |
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Why Are You Gay? YLYL Webms |
File:WSG WHY ARE YOU GAY.webm | File:WSG WHY ARE YOU GAY PORTRAIT.png | |||
95 |
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MULTI-TRACK LISTENING Eurobeat Webms |
File:WSG MULTI-TRACK LISTENING.webm | File:WSG MULTI-TRACK LISTENING PORTRAIT.png | ♪SPEEDY SPEED BOY GASOLINE'S BURNING IN SPEEDY SPEED BOY AS FAST AS CAN BE SPEEDY SPEED BOY EVERY NIGHT AND DAY WIND IS ON MY FACE♫ ♪DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO♫ | ||
69 |
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Ricardo Milos Gachimuchi/Anti-TikTok Webms |
File:WSG RICARDO MILOS.webm | ||||
9 |
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To Be Continued Exploitable/Rekt Webms |
File:WSG TO BE CONTINUED.webm | File:WSG TO BE CONTINUED PORTRAIT.png | <TO BE CONTINUED|\|/ |
Substitutions
No. | Pos. | Name | Picture | Portrait | Description | ||
2 |
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Get Out Reaction/Denial Gifs |
File:GetOut.gif | File:WSG GET OUT PORTRAIT.png | Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name. | ||
37 |
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Gabe the Dog Exploitable/Musical Webms |
File:WSG GABE THE DOG.webm | File:WSG GABE THE DOG PORTRAIT.png | BarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbarkBARKBARKbark- BARKBARKbarkBarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbark- Bork in peace, Gabe died on January 19th 2017, due to heart compications. | ||
18 |
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Pumped Up Kicks Edgy/YLYL Webms |
File:WSG PUMPED UP KICKS.webm | File:WSG PUMPED UP KICKS PORTRAIT.png | ♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, outrun my gun♫ ♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, faster than my bullet♫ | ||
25 |
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Doomer Depression Music Webms |
File:WSG DOOMER.webm | File:WSG DOOMER PORTRAIT.png | |||
7 |
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VLC Glitch Glitch Gifs |
File:VLCGlitch.gif | File:WSG VLC GLITCH PORTRAIT.png | An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | ||
14 |
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Nihilist Penguin Death March Animal/Depressing Webms |
File:WSG NIHILIST PENGUIN DEATH MARCH.webm | File:WSG NIHILIST PENGUIN DEATH MARCH PORTRAIT.png | |||
13 |
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Did He Died? Rekt Gifs |
File:DidHeDied.gif | File:WSG DID HE DIED PORTRAIT.png | Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more. | ||
42 |
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The Sex Joke Event Horizon YTP Webms |
File:WSG THE SEX JOKE EVENT HORIZON.webm | File:WSG THE SEX JOKE EVENT HORIZON PORTRAIT.png | |||
16 |
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Sensible Chuckle Reaction Gifs |
File:Wsgsensiblechuckle.gif | File:WSG SENSIBLE CHUCKLE PORTRAIT.png | The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat. | ||
92 |
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Boston Dynamics Mechanical/Robotic Gifs |
File:BostonDynamics.gif | File:WSG BOSTON DYNAMICS PORTRAIT.png | These guys are the creators of marvelous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material. | ||
8 |
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Knife Wielding Tentacle YLYL/Nonsensical Webms |
File:WSG KNIFE WIELDING TENTACLE.webm | File:WSG KNIFE WIELDING TENTACLE PORTRAIT.png | It appears that /wsg/ used the last transfer period to sign a knife wielding tentacle.
If anyone would like to volunteer to come over and disarm him, that would be just FINE by me. | ||
89 |
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Duane YGYL/Reaction Gifs |
File:Duane.gif | File:WSG DUANE PORTRAIT.png | How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet. |
Retired Players
No. | Pos. | Name | Picture | Portrait | Description | ||
21 |
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Split Racer Weird Japanese Gifs |
File:WSG SPLIT RACER PORTRAIT.png | Flexibility is good for racing, let's see how well it translates to goalkeeping. | |||
18 |
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NOPENOPENOPE Reaction Gifs |
File:WSG NOPENOPENOPE.gif | File:WSG NOPENOPENOPE PORTRAIT.png | NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE | ||
19 |
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You Laugh You Lose Self Explanatory |
File:WSG YLYL PORTRAIT.png | Wut's dat? I raff, I ruse? | |||
12 |
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Sneezing Panda Vintage Internet Gifs |
File:WSG SNEEZING PANDA PORTRAIT.png | HOLY. JESUS. MOTHER. FUCK. YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK! | |||
3 |
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Taco Town YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs |
File:WSG TACO TOWN.webm | File:WSG TACO TOWN PORTRAIT.png | Players on opposing teams drop dead just looking at this player's heart stopping goodness. | ||
23 |
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Reaction Faces Self Explanatory |
File:WSG REACTION FACES PORTRAIT.png | This player has a large array of gifs to choose from, ready to post if he loses the match, lets hope it doesn't come to that. | |||
13 |
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Hypnotoad Cartoon Gifs |
File:WSG HYPNOTOAD PORTRAIT.png | ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! | |||
10 |
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Seizure Bro YLYL/Reaction Gifs |
File:Wsg seizurebro.gif | File:WSG SEIZURE BRO PORTRAIT.png | RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014 DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK | ||
3 |
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Haters Gonna Hate Reaction/Denial Gifs |
File:HatersGonnaHate.gif | File:WSG HATERS GONNA HATE PORTRAIT.png | A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball. | ||
8 |
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Carrot Psychological Gifs |
File:Carrot.gif | File:WSG CARROT PORTRAIT.png | VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK. | ||
3 |
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Cupcake Dog Vintage Internet/Reaction Gifs |
File:CupcakeDog.gif | File:WSG CUPCAKE DOG PORTRAIT.png | How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets. | ||
7 |
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Ring, Ring! Bait'n'Switch Gifs |
File:RINGRING.gif | File:WSG RING RING! PORTRAIT.png | Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you. | ||
4 |
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Blue Ball Machine Psychological/Aesthetic Gifs |
File:BlueBallMachine.gif | File:WSG BLUE BALL MACHINE PORTRAIT.png | A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities. | ||
18 |
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Infomercials Self Explanatory |
File:Infomercials.gif | File:WSG INFOMERCIALS PORTRAIT.png | Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you. | ||
21 |
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Mako Mankanshoku Anime Gifs |
File:Mako WSG.gif | File:WSG MAKO MANKANSHOKU PORTRAIT.png | Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked. | ||
12 |
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Rhino Eggs Animal/Nonsensical Gifs |
File:RhinoEggs.gif | File:WSG RHINO EGGS PORTRAIT.png | Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^) | ||
13 |
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Smells Like Ass YLYL Gifs |
File:SmellsLikeAss.gif | File:WSG SMELLS LIKE ASS PORTRAIT.png | A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.) | ||
10 |
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Abandon Thread Reaction Gifs |
File:AbandonThread.gif | File:WSG ABANDON THREAD PORTRAIT.png | Fuck this thread I’m out! | ||
10 |
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Cool Guy Vintage Internet Gifs |
File:Cool guy.gif | File:WSG COOL GUY PORTRAIT.png | IT'S COOL GUY!
COOL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY! | ||
3 |
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LOL DIDN'T READ Reaction/Denial Gifs |
File:LOLDidntRead.gif | File:WSG LOL DIDN'T READ PORTRAIT.png | ← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol! | ||
8 |
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Jet Preacher YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs |
File:JetPreacher.gif | File:WSG JET PREACHER PORTRAIT.png | Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box. | ||
88 |
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Seamless Loops Aesthetic Gifs |
File:Loops.gif | File:WSG SEAMLESS LOOPS PORTRAIT.png | When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders. | ||
11 |
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Stephen Colbert Reaction Gifs |
File:Colbert wsg.gif | File:WSG STEPHEN COLBERT PORTRAIT.png | He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback. | ||
95 |
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The Raptor Rekt Gifs |
File:WSG The Raptor.gif | File:WSG THE RAPTOR PORTRAIT.png | Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss. | ||
16 |
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Earl of Lemongrab Cartoon Gifs |
File:Lemongrab.gif | File:WSG LEMONGRAB PORTRAIT.png | Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!" | ||
19 |
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The Carlton YGYL/Reaction Gifs |
File:Carlton.gif | File:WSG THE CARLTON PORTRAIT.png | The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman. | ||
21 |
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Roka Shibasaki Anime Gifs |
File:WSG Roka.gif | File:WSG ROKA SHIBASAKI PORTRAIT.png | The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack. | ||
22 |
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Big Shake YGYL/Nonsensical Webms |
File:WSG BIG SHAKE.webm | File:WSG BIG SHAKE PORTRAIT.png | The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE! | ||
10 |
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.webm Megathread Self Explanatory |
File:WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif | File:WSG WEBM MEGATHREAD PORTRAIT.png | "Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS." With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/. | ||
12 |
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Cup Stacking Otter Animal/Cute Gifs |
File:CSOtter wsg.gif | File:WSG CUP STACKING OTTER PORTRAIT.png | Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch. | ||
21 |
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Ema Yasuhara Anime Webms |
File:WSG EMA YASUHARA.webm | File:WSG EMA YASUHARA PORTRAIT.png | ICHI NII SAN SHI GO ROKU SHICHI HACHI... A key animator for her production company, Ema Yasuhara has proven their are no sketchy details in both her drawing and sports acumen. Her stretching routines help lift the weight from her teammates' shoulders. (They will probably never stop being posted multiple times, either.) | ||
19 |
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Jessica Nigri >E-Celeb Gifs |
File:WSGNIGRI.gif | File:WSG JESSICA NIGRI PORTRAIT.png | It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board. | ||
8 |
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SISTAR K-Pop Gifs |
File:WSG SISTAR.webm | File:WSG SISTAR PORTRAIT.png | Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination! | ||
88 |
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Michael Bay Explosion Edit Gifs |
File:WSG MIKEBAY.gif | File:WSG MICHAEL BAY PORTRAIT.png | IN A WORLD WHERE THINGS NEED TO SHAKE AND GO KABOOM, ONE DIRECTOR INSPIRES AN ENTIRE IMAGE BOARD TO EDIT EXPLOSIONS IN TO THEIR GIFS. | ||
4 |
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Cinemagraphics Comfy/Aesthetic Gifs |
File:Cinemagraphics wsg.gif | File:WSG CINEMAGRAPHICS PORTRAIT.png | The effect of an object (or objects) moving in front of a static background. The end result is a mesmerizing defender whose motions leave attackers virtually frozen in time. | ||
11 |
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Genki Sudo Weird Japanese Gifs |
File:WSGGENKISUDO.gif | File:WSG GENKI SUDO PORTRAIT.png | Sudo, best known for his band World Order, brings a new flow to the 4chan Cup's wing play. Robot-like precision crossing and the ability to dance around an opponent at will give him skill unparalelled. | ||
95 |
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Space Commander Space/Zero-G Gifs |
File:Wsg SPACEGENERAL.gif | File:WSG SPACE COMMANDER PORTRAIT.png | Okay, let's be entirely honest with ourselves: the only reason NASA exists nowadays is to provide us with gifs of their astronauts dicking around in zero-gravity. | ||
21 |
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Umaru-chan Anime Gifs |
File:WSG UMARU-CHAN.webm | File:WSG UMARU-CHAN PORTRAIT.png | WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!? | ||
69 |
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Rick Hentai Musical Webms |
File:WSG RICK HENTAI.webm | File:WSG RICK HENTAI PORTRAIT.png | ♪I want a hentai girl for me to make me happy♫ ♪I want her so I can stop using my hand every single day while watching アニメ♫ ♪I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams♫ ♪I want to feel her touch mainly on my crotch♫ ♪I want my own hentai girl and she would sing♫ | ||
9 |
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Danny Mainus Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms |
File:WSG DANNY MAINUS.webm | File:WSG DANNY MAINUS PORTRAIT.png | There are two things to understand when talking about Mainus: 1: Mainus is comfortable in the back 2: Mainus keeps a close eye on the opposition when they try to squeeze through him | ||
61 |
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Horrifying Planet Animal/Creepy Gifs |
File:WSGHORRIFYING.gif | File:WSG HORRIFYING PLANET PORTRAIT.png | All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet. | ||
12 |
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Shotgun Chicken Rekt/Exploitable Webms |
File:WSG SHOTGUN CHICKEN.webm | File:WSG SHOTGUN CHICKEN PORTRAIT.png | GET CLUCKED! | ||
56 |
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56 Chicken Nuggets Nonsensical Gifs |
File:56ChickenNuggets.gif | File:WSG 56 CHICKEN NUGGETS PORTRAIT.png | A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.) | ||
15 |
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Raven of Azarath Cartoon Webms |
File:WSGRAVEN.gif | File:WSG RAVEN PORTRAIT.png | TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words. | ||
7 |
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Shinobu Oshino Anime Webms |
File:Wsg shinobu.gif | File:WSG SHINOBU OSHINO PORTRAIT.png | Ka ka. | ||
69 |
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Ear Rape Bait'n'Switch Webms, Self Explanatory |
File:WSG EAR RAPE.webm | File:WSG EAR RAPE PORTRAIT.png | ♪SCREEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAGHGHHH WOOOOGHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATTHEFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH BWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE♫ | ||
20 |
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ASMR Psychological/Aesthetic/Comfy Audio Webms |
File:WSG ASMR.webm | File:WSG ASMR PORTRAIT.png | uh... hey guys... listen, I'm just going to breathe into your ear really softly while this virtual divegrass player softly wrestles the ball away from you. [soft whooshing noises] [swooshing intensifies] | ||
18 |
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Brent Rambo Reaction Gifs |
File:BrentRambo.gif | File:WSG BRENT RAMBO PORTRAIT.png | If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored. | ||
8 |
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There Is Bear Cum! Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms |
File:WSG THERE IS BEAR CUM!.webm | File:WSG THERE IS BEAR CUM! PORTRAIT.png | THERE IS BEAR CUM, THERE IS BEAR CUM, FRANKDEBOERWOJAQIHEIHFAIEEIFHAOIWNEQAOWDODENNISAWOJEBERGKAMP!!! | ||
11 |
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Hōsei Tsukitei Weird Japanese/Gaki no Tsukai Webms |
File:WSG HOSEI TSUKITEI.webm | File:WSG HOSEI TSUKITEI PORTRAIT.png | Gaki no Tsukai's hardest trying comedian, Hōsei Tsukitei (formerly Yamasaki) proves you don't always have to get a laugh to be successful. His mirth and eternal optimism will power wing play down the right side and guide his crosses to their target. | ||
10 |
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CRAYON POP K-Pop Webms |
File:WSG CRAYON POP.webm | File:WSG CRAYON POP PORTRAIT.png | Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination! | ||
15 |
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Lord Dominator Cartoon Gifs |
File:WSG DOMINATOR.gif | File:WSG LORD DOMINATOR PORTRAIT.png | She'll burn your defense and melt your heart. Literally.
After all, she's the Bad Guy. | ||
8 |
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KAZOOBIE KAZOBO Ear Rape Webms |
File:WSG KAZOOBIE KAZOBO.webm | File:WSG KAZOOBIE KAZOBO PORTRAIT.png | Everybody knows that Kazoobie Kazoos are some of the loudest in the world, but now we have the loudest kazoo you can get... THE KAZOOBIE KAZOBO!!! | ||
15 |
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Samurai Jack-off Cartoon Webms |
File:WSG SAMURAI JACK-OFF.webm | File:WSG SAMURAI JACK-OFF PORTRAIT.png | |||
7 |
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Araragi Koyomi Anime Webms |
File:WSG ARARAGI.gif | File:WSG ARARAGI KOYOMI PORTRAIT.png | WHY CAN'T HE HOLD ALL THESE WAIFUS?
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THESE WAIFUS. | ||
28 |
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Dodger Leigh >E-Celeb Webms |
File:WSG DODGER LEIGH.webm | File:WSG DODGER LEIGH PORTRAIT.png | Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Now, apparently.) (Nope :^)) | ||
3 |
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Scott Sterling Sports/YLYL Gifs |
File:WSGSTERLING.gif | File:WSG SCOTT STERLING PORTRAIT.png | THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. | ||
8 |
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Steel or Feathers Limmy's Show Webms |
File:WSG STEEL OR FEATHERS.webm | File:WSG STEEL OR FEATHERS PORTRAIT.png | What weighs more, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers? | ||
69 |
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Fuck♂You Gachimuchi Webms |
File:WSG FUCK YOU.webm | File:WSG FUCK YOU PORTRAIT.png | Ok man lets go, why dont you get out of that leather stuff and ill strip out of this and we'll settle it right here on the pitch. | ||
6 |
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Sam Hyde Politically Incorrect Webms |
File:WSG SAM HYDE.webm | File:WSG SAM HYDE PORTRAIT.png | IT WAS ME, I DID IT ALL! | ||
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Hard Knock Life Rekt Webms |
File:WSG HARD KNOCK LIFE.webm | File:WSG HARD KNOCK LIFE PORTRAIT.png | 'Stead of Treated, They Got Tricked
'Stead of Kisses, They Got Rekt | ||
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Markets of Britain YLYL/British Humor Webms |
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Somebody Toucha Mah Spaghet Cartoon Webms |
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Dustiness Ford Lalatina Anime Webms |
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Interstellar Spin YLYL/Exploitable Webms |
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Slavic Faucet Folk Slav/Musical Webms |
File:WSG SLAVIC FAUCET FOLK.webm | File:WSG SLAVIC FAUCET FOLK PORTRAIT.png | |||
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Long Long Man Weird Japanese Webms |
File:WSG LONG LONG MAN.webm | File:WSG LONG LONG MAN PORTRAIT.png | |||
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Eight Awesome Angles YTPMV Webms |
File:WSG EIGHT AWESOME ANGLES.webm | File:WSG EIGHT AWESOME ANGLES PORTRAIT.png | |||
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Bongo Cat Exploitable/Musical Webms |
File:WSG BONGO CAT.webm | File:WSG BONGO CAT PORTRAIT.png | |||
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The Grabbler Politically Incorrect Webms |
File:WSG THE GRABBLER.webm | File:WSG THE GRABBLER PORTRAIT.png | |||
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Aesthetic Warfare War/Weaponry Webms |
File:WSG AESTHETIC WARFARE.webm | File:WSG AESTHETIC WARFARE PORTRAIT.png | |||
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Where's the Caveman? YTP Webms |
File:WSG WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN.webm | File:WSG WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN PORTRAIT.png | |||
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Thanks, Obama! Infomercial Fail Gifs |
File:ThanksObama.gif | File:WSG THANKS OBAMA! PORTRAIT.png | It’s all your fault, asshole! | ||
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Gondola Comfy Webms |
File:WSG GONDOLA PORTRAIT.png | Take it easy, sit back and relax; a philosophy we can all embody. |