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This was the Golden Age that, without coercion, without laws, spontaneously nurtured the good and the true. There was no fear or punishment: there were no death stacks to kill you, fixed in iron, no crowd of suppliants fearing the barbarians face: they lived safely without protection. No army felled in the mountains had yet reached the flowing waves to travel to other forts: factions only knew their own land. There was no massive mobilisation, no straight war-trumpets, no coiled horns, no swords and helmets. Without the use of armies, people passed their lives in gentle peace and security. The earth herself also, freely, without the scars of fire, untouched by blood, produced everything from herself. Contented with food that grew without molestation, they built up their settlement, and ate the fruit of the strawberry tree, wild cherries, blackberries clinging to the tough brambles, and acorns fallen from Jupiter's spreading oak-tree. Peace was eternal, and gentle breezes caressed with warm air the flowers that grew without being seeded. Then the tilled earth gave of its produce and, without needing to repair, the fields whitened with heavy ears of corn. Sometimes rivers of milk flowed, sometimes streams of nectar, and golden honey trickled from the green holm oak.
Then the deathstack from the west arrived, declaring war without provocation.
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=='''Team'''==
===Export===
[http://puu.sh/98BXl.bin Team Export]
[http://puu.sh/9ijh5.rar Aesthetics (6/6/14)]
===Roster===
[[file:twg group.png|x400px]]
Top, left to right: Phalanx, Yari Asshigarruu~, Cretan Archers, Hammer 'n' Anvil, TRIARII, Parthian Cataphracts


==Roster==
Bottom, left to right: Oliphants, Napoopan, {{greentext|Pontus}}, Antiochus, Shamefur Dispray


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{{sq start player |no=# |pos=LB |name=Phalanx }}
{{sq start player |no=II |pos=LB |name=Phalanx }}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=CB |name=Shamefur Dispray }}
{{sq start player |no=III |pos=CB |name=Shamefur Dispray }}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=CB |name=TRIARII }}
{{sq start player |no=IV |pos=CB |name=TRIARII }}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=RB |name=Yari Asshigarruu~ }}
{{sq start player |no=V |pos=RB |name=Yari Asshigarruu~ }}
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{{sq start  player |no=VI |pos=DMF |name=Parthian Cataphracts }}
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{{sq start player |no=XI |pos=DMF |name=Hammer 'n' Anvil }}
{{sq silver player |no=# |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|Pontus}} }}
{{sq silver player |no=VII |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|Pontus}} }}
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{{sq silver player |no=XI |pos=CMF |name=Cretan Archers }}
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{{sq gold player |no=XX |pos=SS |name=Napoopan }}
{{sq gold player |no=# |pos=SS |name=Antiochus }} {{captain}}
{{sq gold player |no=X |pos=SS |name=Antiochus }} {{captain}}
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{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name=ROME HAS CONQUERED }}
{{sq player |no=XXI |pos=CB |name=ROME HAS CONQUERED }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name=ALL OF CHRISTENDOM}}
{{sq player |no=XVIII |pos=CB |name=ALL OF CHRISTENDOM}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=RB |name=OUR GENERAL HAS FALLEN }}
{{sq player |no=XII |pos=RB |name=OUR GENERAL HAS FALLEN }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=RB |name=Pope Assassin }}
{{sq player |no=XIII |pos=RB |name=Pope Assassin }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=DMF |name=Muh Arche Seleukia }}
{{sq player |no=II |pos=DMF |name=Muh Arche Seleukia }}
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{{sq player |no=III |pos=DMF |name=Janissary Heavy Infantry }}
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{{sq player |no=IV |pos=DMF |name=GLORIOUS VICTORY }}
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==Export==
[http://puu.sh/98BXl.bin Team Export]
[http://puu.sh/9ijh5.rar Aesthetics (6/6/14)]


==Team Photo==


[[file:twg group.png]]
===Rivalries===
==== /twg/ vs [[/gsg/]] - The Strategy Derby====
Whenever I consider the origin of this war and the necessities of our position, I have a sure confidence that this day, and this union of yours, will be the beginning of freedom to the whole of /twg/. To all of us slavery is a thing unknown; there are no lands beyond us, and even the sea is not safe, menaced as we are by a /gsg/ fleet. And thus in war and battle, in which the brave find glory, even the coward will find safety. Former contests, in which, with varying fortune, the Autists were resisted, still left in us a last hope of succour, inasmuch as being the most renowned nation of /twg/, dwelling in the very heart of the country, and out of sight of the shores of the painted, we could keep even our eyes unpolluted by the contagion of slavery. To us who dwell on the uttermost confines of the earth and of freedom, this remote sanctuary of real time strategical glory has up to this time been a defence. Now, however, the furthest limits of /twg/ are thrown open, and the unknown always passes for the marvellous. But there are no threads beyond us, nothing indeed but time and boredom, and the yet more terrible Autists, from whose painting, escape is vainly sought by obedience and submission. Blobbers of the board, having by their universal plunder blobbed the land, they rifle the deep. If the enemy be rich, they are rapacious; if he be poor, they lust for dominion; neither the east nor the west has been able to satisfy them. Alone among men they covet with equal eagerness poverty and riches. To colour, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a blob and call it strategy.


Top, left to right: Phalanx, Yari Asshigarruu~, Cretan Archers, Hammer 'n' Anvil, TRIARII, Parthian Cataphracts
=='''Match History'''==
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|-
!style="background:#990000;color:#c85505"| Date
!style="background:#990000;color:#c85505"| Opponent
!style="background:#990000;color:#c85505"| Competition
!style="background:#990000;color:#c85505"| Result
!style="background:#990000;color:#c85505"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| December 7, 2013
| {{team away|scv}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League]]
| align=center|3-4 L
| <small>Antiochus {{goal|15||45+|}} <br> Napoopan {{goal|84}}
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| December 8, 2013
| {{team away|ccg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League]]
| align=center|1-3 L
| <small>Antiochus{{goal|69}}
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| December 14, 2013
| {{team away|dng}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League]]
| align=center|1-4 L
| <small>? {{goal|?}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 13, 2013
| {{team away|bsg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>Antiochus {{goal|12|pen}}
|-bgcolor=
| June 14, 2014
| {{team away|dsg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 2]]
| align=center| TBD
| TBD
|-bgcolor=
| June 20, 2014
| {{team away|rsg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 2]]
| align=center|TBD
| TBD
| <small></small>
|}


Bottom, left to right: Oliphants, Napoopan, {{greentext|Pontus}}, Antiochus, Shamefur Dispray


[[Category:/vg/ League teams]]
[[Category:/vg/ League teams]]

Revision as of 17:55, 14 June 2014

This was the Golden Age that, without coercion, without laws, spontaneously nurtured the good and the true. There was no fear or punishment: there were no death stacks to kill you, fixed in iron, no crowd of suppliants fearing the barbarians face: they lived safely without protection. No army felled in the mountains had yet reached the flowing waves to travel to other forts: factions only knew their own land. There was no massive mobilisation, no straight war-trumpets, no coiled horns, no swords and helmets. Without the use of armies, people passed their lives in gentle peace and security. The earth herself also, freely, without the scars of fire, untouched by blood, produced everything from herself. Contented with food that grew without molestation, they built up their settlement, and ate the fruit of the strawberry tree, wild cherries, blackberries clinging to the tough brambles, and acorns fallen from Jupiter's spreading oak-tree. Peace was eternal, and gentle breezes caressed with warm air the flowers that grew without being seeded. Then the tilled earth gave of its produce and, without needing to repair, the fields whitened with heavy ears of corn. Sometimes rivers of milk flowed, sometimes streams of nectar, and golden honey trickled from the green holm oak.


Then the deathstack from the west arrived, declaring war without provocation.

/twg/
Rome Demands Victory From Her Generals
Twg logo.png
/twg/ - Total War General
Founded 753 BC
Manager Imperator
Owner The Senate
IRL manager Cosa Nostra !!Kxz8F2s8bxQ
Team colors
Chat color 003366
Dark Blue
Ranking 0
Highest rank NA (N/A)
Lowest rank N/A (N/A)
Top scorer Antochius (3)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain N/A
Website /twg/ - Total War General
Nickname Men of Rome
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
1 0 3 4 25%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
/twg/ Twg icon.png 1–0 Bsg icon.png /bsg/
13 June 2014
Biggest defeat
/twg/ Twg icon.png 1–4 Gsg icon.png /gsg/
14 December 2013
First match
/twg/ Twg icon.png 3–4 Scv icon.png /scv/
7 December 2013
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem De Bello Civili Romanum
Goal horn Crack Your Head With a Tabla (Start at 2:02)
Kits


Team

Export

Team Export

Aesthetics (6/6/14)

Roster

Twg group.png

Top, left to right: Phalanx, Yari Asshigarruu~, Cretan Archers, Hammer 'n' Anvil, TRIARII, Parthian Cataphracts

Bottom, left to right: Oliphants, Napoopan, >Pontus, Antiochus, Shamefur Dispray

No. Position Player
I
  GK
Oliphants
II
  LB
Phalanx
III
  CB
Shamefur Dispray
IV
  CB
TRIARII
V
  RB
Yari Asshigarruu~
VI
  DMF
Parthian Cataphracts
XI
  DMF
Hammer 'n' Anvil
VII
  CMF
>Pontus
XI
  CMF
Cretan Archers
XX
  SS
Napoopan
X
  SS
Antiochus Captain
No. Position Player
XIII
  GK
>HOP-LEE-TAYS
XIV
  GK
Enslave/Exterminate
XV
  LB
Sacred Band of Thebes
XVI
  LB
PAVISSE CROSSBOWMEN
XVII
  CB
THE DAY IS OURS
XXI
  CB
ROME HAS CONQUERED
XVIII
  CB
ALL OF CHRISTENDOM
XII
  RB
OUR GENERAL HAS FALLEN
XIII
  RB
Pope Assassin
II
  DMF
Muh Arche Seleukia
III
  DMF
Janissary Heavy Infantry
IV
  DMF
GLORIOUS VICTORY


Rivalries

/twg/ vs /gsg/ - The Strategy Derby

Whenever I consider the origin of this war and the necessities of our position, I have a sure confidence that this day, and this union of yours, will be the beginning of freedom to the whole of /twg/. To all of us slavery is a thing unknown; there are no lands beyond us, and even the sea is not safe, menaced as we are by a /gsg/ fleet. And thus in war and battle, in which the brave find glory, even the coward will find safety. Former contests, in which, with varying fortune, the Autists were resisted, still left in us a last hope of succour, inasmuch as being the most renowned nation of /twg/, dwelling in the very heart of the country, and out of sight of the shores of the painted, we could keep even our eyes unpolluted by the contagion of slavery. To us who dwell on the uttermost confines of the earth and of freedom, this remote sanctuary of real time strategical glory has up to this time been a defence. Now, however, the furthest limits of /twg/ are thrown open, and the unknown always passes for the marvellous. But there are no threads beyond us, nothing indeed but time and boredom, and the yet more terrible Autists, from whose painting, escape is vainly sought by obedience and submission. Blobbers of the board, having by their universal plunder blobbed the land, they rifle the deep. If the enemy be rich, they are rapacious; if he be poor, they lust for dominion; neither the east nor the west has been able to satisfy them. Alone among men they covet with equal eagerness poverty and riches. To colour, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a blob and call it strategy.

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
December 7, 2013 Scv icon.png /scv/ /vg/ League 3-4 L Antiochus Goal 15', 45+'
Napoopan Goal 84'
December 8, 2013 Ccg icon.png /ccg/ /vg/ League 1-3 L AntiochusGoal 69'
December 14, 2013 Dng icon.png /dng/ /vg/ League 1-4 L ? Goal ?'
June 13, 2013 Bsg icon.png /bsg/ /vg/ League 1-0 W Antiochus Goal 12' (pen)
June 14, 2014 Dsg icon.png /dsg/ /vg/ League 2 TBD TBD
June 20, 2014 Rsg icon.png /rsg/ /vg/ League 2 TBD TBD
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