/wsg/ Roster

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Goalkeeper

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description	Card(s)
1	Deal With It	GK	File:DealWithIt.gif	A steady set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.	—
2	Get Out	GK	File:GetOut.gif	Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name.	—
3	LOL DIDN'T READ	GK	File:LOLDidntRead.gif	<-This shot here? And this shot here ->? And that shot up here ^? You didn’t score on it lol	—

Defense

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description	Card(s)
17	Boston Dynamics	LB	File:BostonDynamics.gif	These guys are the creators of marvelous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.	—
6	VLC Glitch	CB	File:VLCGlitch.gif	An interesting defensive-minded pWUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH	—
10	.WebM Megathread	CB	File:WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif	"Hey guys, testing out my new webm making software! Any requests?" With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time.	—
11	Stephen Colbert	RB	File:DidHeDied.gif	He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback.	—
8	Jet Preacher	LB	File:JetPreacher.gif	Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.	—
4	Bruno Martins Indi	CB	File:Carlton.gif	In celebration of the World Cup, /wsg/ has secured the rights to one of the most gifable athletes competing in the tournament. His flair for the eccentric, bulging eyeballs, and winning smile add on to an already impressive acumen in the backfield.	—
5	WASTED	CB	File:ThanksObama.gif	BUSTED	—
88	Seamless Loops	CB	File:Loops.gif	When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders	—
44	THANKS, OBAMA!	RB	File:ThanksObama.gif	It’s all your fault, asshole!	—

Midfield

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description	Card(s)
12	Cup Stacking Otter	DMF	File:56ChickenNuggets.gif	Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.	—
20	Dodger Leigh	LMF	File:Dodger.gif	Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Never.)	—
18	Brent Rambo	AMF	File:BrentRambo.gif	If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.	—
21	Roka Shibasaki	RMF	File:WSG Roka.gif	The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack.	—
95	Cinemagraphics	DMF	File:WSG The Raptor.gif	The effect of an object (or objects) moving in front of a static background. The end result is a mesmerizing defender whose motions leave attackers virtually frozen in time.	—
16	Lemongrab	DMF	File:Lemongrab.gif	Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!"	—
61	Did he Died?	CMF	File:DidHeDied.gif	Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.	—
19	The Carlton	CMF	File:Carlton.gif	The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.	—
56	56 Chicken Nuggets	AMF	File:56ChickenNuggets.gif	A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. He'd take on 56 players at once if he had his way. He'd probably flush right through them in one fell swoop, too.	—

Offense

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description	Card(s)
22	Big Shake	SS	File:BigShake.gif	The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE!	—
9	Duane	CF	File:Duane.gif	How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.	—