/hlgg/ Historical Roster

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2021

/vt/ League

No. Position Player 25 GK Santa Love 999 RB ONE MIRRION 420 CB Kawaiiope Moririn 15 CB Zoombie 77 LB WAH 69 RMF Mamaloni 88 LMF Orange Woman 666 CMF A Fucking Timebeat 19 AMF Smol Ame 9 SS SHE'S HERE 7 CF R. RatMan

No. Position Player 8 GK Fatto Catto 10 DMF Ogey RRat 4 RB AyameFriend 123 CB Takonahole 11 CB Twappi 35 LB Mikoboat 14 DMF I FUCKING HATE KIARA 45 RMF Mommy Mio 22 LMF Goomba 12 CMF Soundpost Cube 2 CMF NTRoberu 20 AMF Kusogaki

Divegrass Before Christmas 3: Gotta Go Fast Edition

No. Position Player 25 GK Santa Love 999 RB ONE MIRRION 123 CB Kuso Dekai Tako Dachi 11 CB Twappi 77 LB WAH 14 DMF Royal Baby 22 CMF Glowstick Gura 666 CMF KroniiCopter 19 AMF Smol Ame 9 SS SHE'S HERE 7 CF R. RatMan

No. Position Player 8 GK Fatto Catto 35 LB Mikoboat 88 LB Orange Woman 4 RB Super Nenechi 69 RB Mamaloni 420 CB Kawaiiope Moririn 15 CB Zoombie 45 CB Mommy Mio 10 DMF Ogey RRat 12 DMF Soundpost Cube 2 DMF NTRoberu 20 CMF Kusogaki

2022

/vt/ League 2

No. Position Player 8 GK Sleepo Fatto Catto 999 RB ONE MIRRION 123 CB Kuso Dekai Tako Dachi 15 CB Zoombie 77 LB WAH 14 DMF Royal Baby 4 CMF Super Nenechi 666 CMF KroniiCopter 19 AMF Smol Ame 9 SS Glowstick Gura 7 CF R. RatMan

No. Position Player 12 RB Princess of /hlgg/ 88 RB Lapuchan 4 LB Kusogaki 88 LB Orange Woman 69 CB Mamaloni 420 CB Kawaiiope Moririn 45 CB Mommy Mio 35 DMF Mikoboat 10 DMF Ogey RRat 11 CMF Twappi 2 CMF Red RRat of Chaos 20 CMF SHE'S HERE

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	8	Fatto Catto		lorem ipsum plac olderus textus

Defenders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	70	You are going to VIETLAM		In the Spawn hub, just to the right, there's a lamyfication chamber. Once you step inside, your player skin will be hard-changed to Lamy, and you will be teleported to the far away lands of Vietlam, where the remains of the Lamy wars rest partially submerged in the jungle. Said conflict happened just before server maintenance, with a large amount of players turning into Lamy and fighting against other players and mobs as the rules of the game kept changing, such as no gravity or instant lava floors. Nowadays, whenever someone is sent to Vietlam a global message appears, and the players salute the fellow Lamy in chat
CB	44	pogupogudansu		An enygmatic player that never says a word and is heavily theorized to be Hololive's very own Minato Aqua herself sneaking in to see the progress of the server. The rrat escalated to the point where anons started crosschecking pogupogudansu's activity with Aqua's tweets, streams and general breaks, only to find out they all lined up perfectly. Is it all just an incredible coincidence? Most likely. But that won't stop people from thinking pogu is Aqua anyways.
CB	8	War Veteran Haaton		A stand in for all the members involved in the largest conflict in the history of Yubicraft: The Great Haaton-Tako War. Unlike other big clashes, this wasn't a planned event due to a new update or server maintenance, but rather a build up of tension as the two neighbouring factions grew both in playercount and size, and the border between them became a point of contention. Threats of attacks and a heavy militarization of the border followed as both superpowers attempted to inch into each other's territory, with several small clashes as they days passed. Eventually the conflict was settled with the construction of a large wall inspired by the Berlin divisions. And despite the peaceful times, all military constructions still remain on both sides of the border, a reminder that the rivalry is still very much alive.
CB	2	The RPG Protagonist		Perhaps the strangest individual from the colourful cast of "characters" in Yubicraft's gallery, somewhere down southwest of Spawn there lives a man, alone in his schizo hut. He seems to be on at all times, and if you ask in the chat for any material, he will teleport to you instantly with a shulker filled with whatever you asked, no matter how scarce or rare said items were. It's borderline supernatural, which has led people to believe that Yubicraft is a game and we are all NPCs giving this man fetchquests, for he IS the Protagonist of this RPG.
CB	71	Brazilian Griefer		In the early days of Yubicraft, it was fairly common to see players that would login for the sole purpose of fucking shit up with TNT, and for reasons unclear, they all spoke portuguese, or had "BR" somewhere in their usernames. We may never know what prompts brazilians to behave this way, but it is assumed it must be all that monkey soup they consume.
CB	21	FAQ Jannies		Yubicraft's early life was plagued by mods heavily policing what was being posted, to the point that simple discussion was virtually impossible. This escalated until /ybc/ was finally exiled from /vt/, the threads KOS and only allowed on /vm/, which started the Dark Ages. As such, Yubicraft in general is particularly antagonistic to jannies, beyond just "doing it for free" memes. To this day, even with /ybc/ back on /vt/, the tensions are high.
CB	31	Containment Zone		KFP were a very problematic faction in the early days of Yubicraft. Conflictive, ignoring all general codes of not stealing shit, or blowing up things. So one night they woke up to find out their settlement had been fully walled overnight with massive, incredibly tall cobblestone walls. The area became a containment zone for KFP, and some players even began killing the KFP players on sight whenever they left their area. Eventually KFP calmed down and even redecorated the ugly walls, now having a Mordor theme to them, and in the process becoming one of the best looking cities on the server.

Midfield

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
DMF	43	Dragoon Book Thief		After the Newfag Invasions, one of the factions that began to grow exponentially were the Dragoons. They took several... interesting decisions, such as building their base incredibly far away from everything, or having absolutely 0 cohesion between their structures. But their most egregious clash with the oldfags was their idea of making a library with all the books in the server. Unfortunately, they decided to straight out take the original versions instead of copies, including some that were not from a specific faction such as history tomes. This led to an incursion into said library where most originals were reclaimed, and the Dragoons given an ultimatum by several factions. They have been somewhat decent ever since.
CMF	911	Nyan/11		Yubicraft welcomes anons regardless of their oshi, even if your oshi is none other than the fabled Pink Cat (the bad one). That said, in the early days of /ybc/ Nyanderthals weren't exactly the most beloved people out there. That all chanaged when, for reasons beyond our understanding, a lone Nyanderthal built a statue to his oshi, filled it with TNT and invited everyone to come and watch as he mercilessly detonated the structure, vaporizing Nyanners for everyone to see. It was a beautiful moment of comunion and comraderie between factions. Maybe the pink cat people weren't so bad after all.
CMF	6	Pax Hoomana		Much like their oshi, Hoomans are a scary bunch of unpredictability. As one of the biggest forces behind the Newfag Invasions, Hoomans decided to settle in a small enclave deep in Nenepro forests. Originally Nekkos were fine with this, but it quickly became apparent that Hoomans weren't just gonna be their new pet. One of these Nekkos (after several ineffective threats) finally decided to challenge a Hooman to a 1 vs 1 duel. The winner would force the other's faction to fully vacate the territory. Hoomans accepted, and their champion (wearing only Iron armor and having 2 apples for regeneration) fought with swords against the Nekko (who was wearing fully enchanted diamond gear). It was a complete stomp... in Hooman favour. Somehow they won and forced the Nekkos to abandon their own land, turning it into the Hooman Province of today. Ave Mumei, Noctua Invicta.
AMF	55	Nether Portal Chad		It is a known issue that if you get disconnected as you are being teleported by a portal, you can get stuck in it. This makes it impossible for the player to log back in, due to the chat no longer working. Most players throw hissy fits when that happens and beg in the thread to be helped, which prompts the mockery of fellow anons. However this wasn't the case with one player, who simply posted an image of a Chad male sitting comfortably in the nether portal, no username, no begging, just stating he was now trapped. The image became a meme and the attitude an example for newfags on how to take the random bullshit minecraft throws at you sometimes..
DMF	446	Speedrunning SSRB		Bodans are hypercompetent, much like their oshi. They made an incredible base with everything a faction could ever need and they are formidable at PvP despite rarely engaging in it. Never was this clearer than in DAY 1 of the server being open. Droves of players jumped in and where being mauled by the always Hard difficulty the server is on, mobs tearing through settlements like paper. But for 2 bodans this was just a neat backdrop as they used speedrunning strats to kill the Ender Dragon in a couple of hours, before retiring to their place to chill while every other player was confused as to what had happened.
DMF	13	Colonist Tako		Takos are renowned in Yubicraft for taking on challenges regarding the terrain they build in. They have impressive builds in pretty much every main biome, and they all look thematically appropiate to the enviroment they were built in. The level of obsession has led to some of them to be protective of even the insignificant sand blocks in the far off regions of Inafghanistan. Takos take ambience very seriously.
DMF	999	Mostly Finished Cathedrals		A Cathedral. The ultimate architectonic feat according to some anons in /ybc/. We are now nearing 1 year of Yubicraft, and to this day none of the large scale cathedrals have been finished. The closest one to completion, in Ameville, still needs some interior work despite its outer shell being done. These are absolutely massive builds with tons of detail, usually pushed forth by a single dedicated anon, so don't be too hard on them. We are sure eventually, all of them will be done.
CMF	4	Majima Pekora		Pekoland is a place that awakens a lot of mixed feelings among Yubicraft anons. Some think its blend of cozy wooden builds and extreme modernism is amazing and incredibly rich in lore as a testament of time and advancements in technology. Other absolutely despise its disdain for nature, harsh concrete streets and flatness of the terrain, calling it souless. But they all agree on one thing: the Pekoland Casino is fucking rigged and you should never waste your hard earned diamonds there. And at the center of that storm is the Mayor of Pekoland himself, inviting newfags to the casino to hopefully get new victims for his "completely legal" schemes.
CMF	7	Cows_Pwn A.K.A Risu		Much like with pogupogudansu, this player is theorized to be none other than the indonesian treerrat, Ayunda Risu. This is based on absolutely nothing, though, and recent developments have led people to believe this to be either a complete random anon, or Tokino Sora. Rrats run wild, but one thing is for sure: Cows_Pwn takes some really nice screenshots.
CMF	26	Illiterate Newfag		Yubicraft has 3 rules: Don't steal from chest that aren't yours. Don't blow up shit that isn't yours. And most importantly, TAG UP. It isn't an option, belonging to a faction is a requirement to play in the server, even if you are the only one in that faction. And yet, historically most newfags are unable to cope with these simple asks, especially the tagging up. Chumbuds seem to be particularly bad at this (which is understandable given their average age) and will often get spawn killed for half an hour before they finally pick their oshi's tag.
CMF	22	Kenzoku Lag Machines		Somewhere far to the west there is an island. And buried below said island are the remains of a massive redstone contraption, a mess of hoppers, chests, comparators and more. You are now in Kenzoku island, a place where Towa fans decided to build an incredibly inefficient farm that tanked the TPS of the entire server whenever someone loaded that chunk by standing near it. This doomsday device was eventually destroyed for the sake of Yubicraft existing in a stable form.

Forwards

No.	Pos	Name	Picture	Description
RWF	11	PLEASE COME BACK PIPPA		Pipkin Pippa is a Vtuber from Phase Connect, who for reasons beyond our understanding, showed up in our server one day while off stream. She toured the lands, and must have thought it was a pretty neat place despite the lewd art and (at the time) gory sights of spawn, because a few days later she streamed herself playing in Yubicraft. It was a wholesome event that lives now only in the memory of those who were there to see it happen. Unfortunately, for some that missed it or deluded themselves into thinking this neat one-time thing was going to last forever, that was the last Yubicraft would see of Pippa, which prompted anons to compose songs, write books and make wishes hoping for her return one day.
LWF	10	Post Op. Rushia		The flatlands of Rushia Village are home to what was at the time, the largest statue in Yubicraft: Giant Rushia. And of course, something so beautiful and large was immediatly targeted by anons by giving it the best thing a cute girl can have: a massive penis under her skirt. This member would vary on size, girth, and texture, but no matter how many times it would be removed, it came back stronger than before. It came to a point where people knew the place more for the giant realistic cock than the actual giant rushia statue itself, so the joke became that Rushia was always a guy, and its current, dickless iteration is his transexual form after the operation. The giant dick made a brief return after /ybc/ won the league, truly a beautiful sight.
CF	9	OP RAN WITH THE MONEY		The original OP for /ybc/ (a guy that went by Quake and was a massive Okayu fan) was always a bit of an evasive character. Not only was it rare to see him online, but he also seemed unable to host a stable server for extended periods of time. By the middle of the Dark Ages, the situation was incredibly dire; the update to 1.17 left the server essentially unplayable half the time, and constantly crashing when players finally managed to log in. OP didn't seem too concerned, and this continued for weeks. It became a meme to blame OP of abandoning Yubicraft and not paying the servers, instead running away to his femboy Okayu yacht. Eventually, he finally announced his retirement as OP, running away one last time, now leaving for good. Yubicraft has a new OP now, but Quake will always live in our hearts, both in glory for creating /ybc/, and infamy for almost killing it. Godspeed, anon. Godspeed.