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{{sq start player |no= 2 |pos= CB |name= [[File:2 KING.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="He alone carried Nijisanji when it mattered most... now demoted to accumulate bronze medals">KING}} | {{sq start player |no= 2 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:2 KING.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="He alone carried Nijisanji when it mattered most... now demoted to accumulate bronze medals">KING}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 3 |pos= CB |name= [[File:3 Seething 2view.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THESE GENUINELY ENTERTAINING STREAMERS INSTEAD OF ME">Seething 2view}} | {{sq start player |no= 3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:3 Seething 2view.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THESE GENUINELY ENTERTAINING STREAMERS INSTEAD OF ME">Seething 2view}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 4 |pos= CB |name= [[File:4 10-2.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="How do you manage to squander a 10-2 lead towards the monthly gold, Nijisanji? HOW?">10-2}} | {{sq start player |no= 4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:4 10-2.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="How do you manage to squander a 10-2 lead towards the monthly gold, Nijisanji? HOW?">10-2}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 5 |pos= DMF |name= [[File:5 INDOCHADS WE CANNOT STOP WINNING.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="FB_IMG">INDOCHADS WE CANNOT STOP WINNING}} | {{sq start player |no= 5 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:5 INDOCHADS WE CANNOT STOP WINNING.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="FB_IMG">INDOCHADS WE CANNOT STOP WINNING}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 6 |pos= CMF |name= [[File:6 Worried Mito.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Don't look at the numbers, friends...">Worried Mito}} | {{sq start player |no= 6 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:6 Worried Mito.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Don't look at the numbers, friends...">Worried Mito}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 7 |pos= CMF |name= [[File:7 Mountain Graphs.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="I'm moving up and down, side to side, like a rollercoaster">Mountain Graphs}} | {{sq start player |no= 7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:7 Mountain Graphs.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="I'm moving up and down, side to side, like a rollercoaster">Mountain Graphs}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= 8 |pos= AMF |name= [[File:9 The Slip.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="The gold is secured. No-one could possibly take this from us, bros. This definetely does not slip">The slip}} | {{sq gold player |no= 8 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:9 The Slip.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="The gold is secured. No-one could possibly take this from us, bros. This definetely does not slip">The slip}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= 9 |pos= SS |name= [[File:10 The Numbers Queen.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Usada Pekora bends the numbers to her will, and she decides who gets their time in the sun">The Numbers Queen}} | {{sq silver player |no= 9 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name= [[File:10 The Numbers Queen.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Usada Pekora bends the numbers to her will, and she decides who gets their time in the sun">The Numbers Queen}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= 11 |pos= SS |name= [[File:8 Holobox Pushing.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Funnelling their way to a random Mel Gold">Holo Box Pushing}} | {{sq silver player |no= 11 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name= [[File:8 Holobox Pushing.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Funnelling their way to a random Mel Gold">Holo Box Pushing}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= 10 |pos= CF |name= [[File:11 MOST INFLUENTIAL THREAD.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Your oshi reads this thread. Your oshi's fans read this thread. You can pretend you don't care about numbers, but deep down everyone is a numberfag">MOST INFLUENTIAL THREAD}} {{captain}} | {{sq gold player |no= 10 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name= [[File:11 MOST INFLUENTIAL THREAD.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Your oshi reads this thread. Your oshi's fans read this thread. You can pretend you don't care about numbers, but deep down everyone is a numberfag">MOST INFLUENTIAL THREAD}} {{captain}} | ||
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{{sq player |no= 12 |pos= CB |name= [[File:12 Ethical Bot Farm.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="This chuuba deserves a boost in such a competitive market">Ethical Bot Farm}} | {{sq player |no= 12 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:12 Ethical Bot Farm.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="This chuuba deserves a boost in such a competitive market">Ethical Bot Farm}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 13 |pos= CB |name= [[File:13 Natural Incline.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Nothing to see in this graph, just a healthy regular increase in viewers">Natural Incline}} | {{sq player |no= 13 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:13 Natural Incline.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Nothing to see in this graph, just a healthy regular increase in viewers">Natural Incline}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 14 |pos= CB |name= [[File:14 Cripple Gold.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="You know how they give medals in the paralympics? The EN market is kinda like that">Cripple Gold}} | {{sq player |no= 14 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name= [[File:14 Cripple Gold.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="You know how they give medals in the paralympics? The EN market is kinda like that">Cripple Gold}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 15 |pos= DMF |name= [[File:15 SLOW AND STEADY.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="We are playing the long con here. The very, very long con">SLOW AND STEADY}} | {{sq player |no= 15 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:15 SLOW AND STEADY.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="We are playing the long con here. The very, very long con">SLOW AND STEADY}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 16 |pos= DMF |name= [[File:16 CCVID.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="You now remember when in january of 2021, a gold medal could be won with 12k CCV">CCVID}} | {{sq player |no= 16 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:16 CCVID.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="You now remember when in january of 2021, a gold medal could be won with 12k CCV">CCVID}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 17 |pos= DMF |name= [[File:17 NIJICOEP.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="I bet the guy writing this is also a holofag">NIJICOEP}} | {{sq player |no= 17 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:17 NIJICOEP.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="I bet the guy writing this is also a holofag">NIJICOEP}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 18 |pos= DMF |name= [[File:18 Horseracing.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="A lot of people wonder why talk endlessly about numbers with so many fun streams on. It's the thrill of the race, anon">Horseracing}} | {{sq player |no= 18 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:18 Horseracing.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="A lot of people wonder why talk endlessly about numbers with so many fun streams on. It's the thrill of the race, anon">Horseracing}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 19 |pos= CMF |name= [[File:19 The Z.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="What's that? You thought you could predict what the peak of the stream was? Whoops, here comes a lovely Z to fuck you over. Thanks susan, very cool.">The Z}} | {{sq player |no= 19 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:19 The Z.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="What's that? You thought you could predict what the peak of the stream was? Whoops, here comes a lovely Z to fuck you over. Thanks susan, very cool.">The Z}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 20 |pos= CMF |name= [[File:20 SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="TFW the response to bait becomes bait itself">SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY}} | {{sq player |no= 20 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:20 SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="TFW the response to bait becomes bait itself">SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 21 |pos= CMF |name= [[File:21 god is a holofag.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="There's no other way they are so lucky all the time">God is a holofag}} | {{sq player |no= 21 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:21 god is a holofag.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="There's no other way they are so lucky all the time">God is a holofag}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 22 |pos= CMF |name= [[File:22 VODS.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="It's NOT a cope, if you check the VODs you can CLEARLY see the CCV got culled. I'M NOT SEETHING">{{greentext|VODs}}}} | {{sq player |no= 22 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:22 VODS.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="It's NOT a cope, if you check the VODs you can CLEARLY see the CCV got culled. I'M NOT SEETHING">{{greentext|VODs}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= 23 |pos= CMF |name= [[File:23 News.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Wait, so this thread is not to keep us up to date with what's going on? Then how come I now know an obscure indie is having a 3d debut?">/news/}} | {{sq player |no= 23 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name= [[File:23 News.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Wait, so this thread is not to keep us up to date with what's going on? Then how come I now know an obscure indie is having a 3d debut?">/news/}} | ||
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Numbers (/#/) is the thread where people of all allegiances come to discuss the only objectively measurable thing when comparing oshis: their numbers. However, what originally started as easy baits and dick measuring contests, evolved into a sort of "game" or race to collect imaginary medals. Because after all, why watch streams when you can instead watch the numbers of a stream?
History
Originally created as a containment thread for numberfags to make fun of each other, anons soon found out things were actually far closer than they anticipated. After the initial chaos and a lot of hurt feelings, people began to realize how thrilling and fun it was to see who would get the highest stream peaks, regardless of the winner. Of course tribalfagging continued, but it became more ironic and based on banter opportunities rather than actual seething.
Over time a medal system was developed to properly rank the massive amounts of data being thrown into the threads. This medal awarding works on cycles of 24 hours starting from 12:00 AM JST; all vtuber stream's peaks in that period are taken into account using 3rd party sites, and a Final Tally of the Day is posted once midnight falls on Japan, including in it all chuubas that managed to get over 10.000 concurrent Viewers (CCV). The top 3 are awarded a Gold, Silver and Bronze medal respectively, and a new cycle begins. In the same way, a record is kept of the gold medals awarded, and at the end of a month, the agency (or indie) with the most gold medals "wins" the month, with a special prize called "Gold of the month" being given to the stream with the most CCV in that timeframe. This repeats in a similar manner to declare a winner of the year, and of course, whoever wins a gold medal or award gets lewdposted during the remaining "dead hours".
There are other minor categories at play too, such as when songs are released, Super Chat numbers, Golds for specific regions or platforms, etc. These "horseraces" are only in the heads of anons that participate in this game, but it can lead to some very intense last minute changes and unexpected results, which has led to a lot of sports memes and lingo to seep into the thread's culture.
Despite claims of intense schizophrenia, /#/ remains the best place to find out about what every single vtuber is doing, regardless of status, employer or the like, since there's always at least one anon who will keep everyone up to date in case an event changes the usual numbers, which has led to some treating /#/ as a news center of the vtuber world. It's normally the most active thread in /vt/ after /hlgg/.
After skipping two /vt/ Leagues due to general disinterest, /#/ finally got tardwrangled into creating a team to show everyone it's not just about winning, it's about having the most viewed match.
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