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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Obari Face''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Obari Face''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Obari Face.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I used to be a 98 pound robot weakling who got sand kicked at them at the beach. Then I tried the Obari Workout and the results are amazing! | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I used to be a 98 pound robot weakling who got sand kicked at them at the beach. Then I tried the Obari Workout and the results are amazing! | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Apocalypse Cancelled!'''<br/>Pilot: Noriko Takaya | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Apocalypse Cancelled!'''<br/>Pilot: Noriko Takaya | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Apocalypse Canceled.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|{{greentext|People keep posting 'Cancelling the Apocalypse'}}<br> | ||
{{greentext|mfw it is clearly 'Counsel in the Apocalypse'.}}<br> | |||
I fucking hate you plebs<br> | |||
Wtf you're sayin, its clearly "Cancer in the alpaca lips"<br> | |||
No, it's Cats in the Apathy List! | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Katoki'd''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Katoki'd''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Katokid.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After retiring from the main /m/ team, this player enjoyed a brief but successful modelling career. However, he has since returned to his true love, the home of giant robots, joining the Unofficial team now with even longer legs and more unnecessary decals. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After retiring from the main /m/ team, this player enjoyed a brief but successful modelling career. However, he has since returned to his true love, the home of giant robots, joining the Unofficial team now with even longer legs and more unnecessary decals. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''The Age of Fatso''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''The Age of Fatso''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Fatso.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| With the main character out of the way it's time for this portly hero to take the spotlight! Is it finally time? Are we entering the Age of Fatso? | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| With the main character out of the way it's time for this portly hero to take the spotlight! Is it finally time? Are we entering the Age of Fatso? | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''NOSSAN!''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''NOSSAN!''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:NOSSAN.png|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The Pungeon Master. Nossan is /m/'s answer to "CARLOS!" Expect him to confuse the | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The Pungeon Master. Nossan is /m/'s answer to "CARLOS!" Expect him to confuse the oppostion with a flurry of old make jokes. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Sakamoto Fetish''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Sakamoto Fetish''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sakamoto Fetish.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Ass and Legs as far as the eye can see! Unf is there anything based Sakamoto won't give us? | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Ass and Legs as far as the eye can see! Unf is there anything based Sakamoto won't give us? | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| '''ONORE DICKEIDO!''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| '''ONORE DICKEIDO!''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| [[File:|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| [[File:Onore.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| Ball intercepted? Blame Decade. Get a Yellow Card? Blame Decade. Fake out the Keeper only to miss a wide open goal? Blame Decade! No matter what happens on the pitch, it will always be Decade's fault. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background:"| Ball intercepted? Blame Decade. Get a Yellow Card? Blame Decade. Fake out the Keeper only to miss a wide open goal? Blame Decade! No matter what happens on the pitch, it will always be Decade's fault. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Trombe Override''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Trombe Override''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Although some members of th'''TROMBE!''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Although some members of th'''TROMBE!''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''/m/-tan''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''/m/-tan''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:m tan.png|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| /m/-tan is what happens when the greatest minds of /m/ work together to create the ultimate mascot. A metal hero body, a rider scarf with the ability to become funnels, Gundam head with swappable Mazinger breast plate head crest, and a toaster that can become anything he needs. He has a lifelong goal to make it to the official team to meet his eternal rivals /sp/. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| /m/-tan is what happens when the greatest minds of /m/ work together to create the ultimate mascot. A metal hero body, a rider scarf with the ability to become funnels, Gundam head with swappable Mazinger breast plate head crest, and a toaster that can become anything he needs. He has a lifelong goal to make it to the official team to meet his eternal rivals /sp/. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Most Fabulous Enter'''<br/>Pilot: Ryoma Nagare | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Most Fabulous Enter'''<br/>Pilot: Ryoma Nagare | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:Enter.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| ♪Can't stop! He's just competent!♪ "Ça va?" | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| ♪Can't stop! He's just competent!♪ "Ça va?" | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Toaster''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Toaster''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:Toaster.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"|With /m/'s constant arguments over what is truly mecha related or not, everyone can agree on one thing; The Toaster will be more /m/ related than any mecha show. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"|With /m/'s constant arguments over what is truly mecha related or not, everyone can agree on one thing; The Toaster will be more /m/ related than any mecha show. | ||
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Revision as of 19:57, 29 November 2013
It should be the 非公認 team, but you baka gaijins wouldn't know what that means.
Main Roster
Starting 11
| Position | No. | Name | Image | Description | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) | Foot | Boots | Skill cards |
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| GK | 26 | Obari Face | 
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I used to be a 98 pound robot weakling who got sand kicked at them at the beach. Then I tried the Obari Workout and the results are amazing! | Right | Morelia NEO | |||
| CB | 34 | Apocalypse Cancelled! Pilot: Noriko Takaya |
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>People keep posting 'Cancelling the Apocalypse' >mfw it is clearly 'Counsel in the Apocalypse'. |
Right | Morelia NEO | |||
| CB | 16 | Katoki'd | 
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After retiring from the main /m/ team, this player enjoyed a brief but successful modelling career. However, he has since returned to his true love, the home of giant robots, joining the Unofficial team now with even longer legs and more unnecessary decals. | Left | Morelia NEO | |||
| CB | 5 | The Age of Fatso | 
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With the main character out of the way it's time for this portly hero to take the spotlight! Is it finally time? Are we entering the Age of Fatso? | Right | Morelia NEO | |||
| CMF | 13 | NOSSAN! | 
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The Pungeon Master. Nossan is /m/'s answer to "CARLOS!" Expect him to confuse the oppostion with a flurry of old make jokes. | Left | Morelia NEO | P06 Pinpoint Pass | ||
| CMF | 37 | Sakamoto Fetish | 
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Ass and Legs as far as the eye can see! Unf is there anything based Sakamoto won't give us? | Right | Morelia NEO | P06 Pinpoint Pass | ||
| CMF | 10 | ONORE DICKEIDO! | 
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Ball intercepted? Blame Decade. Get a Yellow Card? Blame Decade. Fake out the Keeper only to miss a wide open goal? Blame Decade! No matter what happens on the pitch, it will always be Decade's fault. | Left | Wave Ignitus II | P02 Anchor Man | ||
| AMF | 2 | Trombe Override | 
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Although some members of thTROMBE! | Right | Wave Ignitus II | P08 Box to Box P10 Long Ranger S01 1-touch Play | ||
| SS | 64 | /m/-tan | 
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/m/-tan is what happens when the greatest minds of /m/ work together to create the ultimate mascot. A metal hero body, a rider scarf with the ability to become funnels, Gundam head with swappable Mazinger breast plate head crest, and a toaster that can become anything he needs. He has a lifelong goal to make it to the official team to meet his eternal rivals /sp/. | Right | Supersonic Wave 3 | P13 Dummy Runner S01 One Touch Play S13 Step On Skills | ||
| SS | 6 | Most Fabulous Enter Pilot: Ryoma Nagare |
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♪Can't stop! He's just competent!♪ "Ça va?" | Right | Supersonic Wave 3 | P13 Dummy Runner S01 One Touch Play S13 Step On Skills | ||
| CF | 99 | Toaster | 
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With /m/'s constant arguments over what is truly mecha related or not, everyone can agree on one thing; The Toaster will be more /m/ related than any mecha show. | Right | Wave Ignitus II | P12 Goal Poacher S01 1-touch Play S06 Long Range Drive S13 Step On Skills |
Substitutes
| Position | No. | Name | Image | Description | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) | Foot | Boots | Skill cards |
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| GK | 52 | Museru | [[File:|200px|link=]] | Choking is Museru's favourite pastime. | Left | Morelia NEO | |||
| GK | 30 | Inoue River | [[File:|200px|link=]] | When you're the Hero in a Inoue directed anything expect two things, miscommunication and being thrown into a river. | Right | Morelia NEO | |||
| CB | 69 | CLANG CLANG | [[File:|200px|link=]] | /m/ knows what it likes in a woman - completely mechanical, smooth chrome finish, and able to fire lasers out of her eyes. We salute the brave /m/en who have lost limbs attempting to fist android girls. | Right | Morelia NEO | |||
| CB | 66 | Gingiuser Pilot: Goro Shirogane |
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THE MASTER! HE COMES! IA! IA! GINGUISER FHTAGN! | Left | Supersonic Wave 3 | |||
| CB | 100 | Crabstick | [[File:|200px|link=]] | Hailing from HONG KONG in the perilous land of Helmet, Crabstick has been bullshitting crabs for years. It tries to fuck around it with increasing the soup, it doesn't stop the intersex complaining from the cockhorse who revenges it. Just shit the bullshit to have a Persian-to-Cosmos cock-a-hoop sluttery should you try to behavior like a woman. | Right | Morelia NEO | |||
| CMF | 00 | Laughing Heero | [[File:|200px|link=]] | Did you team choke? He is there. Did your favorite player suffer a season-ending injury? He is there. Did your girlfriend leave you for your best friend? He is there. No matter what tragedy you go through, Heero is there watching and laughing at your sorrow. | Right | Supersonic Wave 3 | |||
| CMF | 3 | Kyosuke | [[File:|200px|link=]] | Say, you want to beat his team at the Weaboowl? No one would bet on those odds, Kyosueke Nanbu is always the Top Ace. Watching one of /m/'s games for Gundam? Too bad, Kyosueke's Alteisen already scored thrice. Your newtype girlfriend died? She died so Kyosueke could get more screentime. Your mid-season upgrade has gone missin'? It's called Alteisen Riese now, bitch. Tired of seeing >Pez crash? It wasn't Euzeth, it was Kyosueke again. To be the main character, there's no wall he won't break through. |
Right | Morelia NEO | P06 Pinpoint Pass | ||
| CMF | 20 | Jesus Yamato | [[File:|200px|link=]] | Being the best at everything possible, Yamato decided to hop aboard the Unofficial team after spending too much time on the bench while piloting /m/ member Strike Freedom. After one practice, manager GoldTiger was quoted as saying "The way he plays is above any level I've seen before. It's almost God-like." | Left | Morelia NEO | S04 Super Sub | ||
| CMF | 60 | それも私だ | [[File:|200px|link=]] | The rigging of the 4chan cup? That was me. Dusty meowing really loud at Boris' door? That was also me. None of the commentators you like being around and being stuck with the ones that make you want to stab your ears out? That was me as well. All the managers who have gone missing or quit? Also me. | Right | Morelia NEO | P02 Anchor Man | ||
| CMF | 37 | AkaRed The Soul of Super Sentai |
[[File:|200px|link=]] | A man who seems like he was born to wear the team's colors, AkaRed was one of the main staples on the Official Squad. During his time with the Official Squad, he was known for his amazing skills by channeling the Souls of all the Sentai teams first discovered during the Winter Cup but with his Protege Gokai Red returning to Earth AkaRed has decided to retire to the 非公認 team where he hopes to work his magic for them. | Right | Morelia NEO | P06 Pinpoint Pass | ||
| SS | 4 | Zeon Fanwank | 
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HOW DO YOU JUSTIFY ALL THOSE SPACENOIDS YOU GASSED, HUH, ZEON SYMPATHISTS? | Left | Supersonic Wave 3 | |||
| SS | 9 | FUCK DINOSAURS | [[File:|200px|link=]] | Fucking dinosaurs. They come in, they kill Professor Saotome's son and all those unnamed lab workers, they attack every week and try and destroy Getter Robo... seriously, fuck them. | Right | Morelia NEO |