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Goodfellow (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{BoardInfobox |team= jam |motto= {{tt|Slam cum optimis vel jam cum ceteris|Slam with the best or jam with the rest}} |name= Barkley, Shut up and Jam: Gaiden |date= January 22, 2008 |bgcolor=ff8000 |txtcolor= |manager= Chef Boyardee |owner= Tale of Game's |irl={{Anonymous|Goodfellow}} |color1= ff8000 |color2= 000000 |ranking= |high_ranking= |high_date= |low_ranking= |low_date= |scorer= |goals= |assister= |assists= |captain= Charles Barkley |hex= ff8000 |color= B...") |
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|motto= {{tt|Slam cum optimis vel jam cum ceteris|Slam with the best or jam with the rest}} | |motto= {{tt|Slam cum optimis vel jam cum ceteris|Slam with the best or jam with the rest}} | ||
|name= Barkley, Shut | |name= Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden | ||
|date= January 22, 2008 | |date= January 22, 2008 | ||
|bgcolor= | |bgcolor= EF7C18 | ||
|txtcolor= | |txtcolor= | ||
|manager= Chef Boyardee | |manager= Chef Boyardee | ||
|owner= Tale of Game's | |owner= Tale of Game's Studios | ||
|irl={{Anonymous|Goodfellow}} | |irl={{Anonymous|Goodfellow}} | ||
|color1= | |color1= EF7C18 | ||
|color2= 000000 | |color2= 000000 | ||
|ranking= | |ranking= | ||
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|assists= | |assists= | ||
|captain= Charles Barkley | |captain= Charles Barkley | ||
|hex= | |hex= EF7C18 | ||
|color= B-Ball Orange | |color= B-Ball Orange | ||
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4 | |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4 | ||
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|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qlNwDRgJPQ | |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qlNwDRgJPQ | ||
|gh_title= Johnathan Taylor Thomas | |gh_title= Johnathan Taylor Thomas | ||
|altgh1_what= Michael Jordan goal horn | |||
|altgh1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBlsgXKHps0 | |altgh1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBlsgXKHps0 | ||
|altgh1_title= {{tt|jesus christ the guy from deep purple sang this|Eternity}} | |altgh1_title= {{tt|jesus christ the guy from deep purple sang this|Eternity}} | ||
|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoATtrwzRE4 | |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoATtrwzRE4 | ||
|altgh2_title= Zalatar - Precious Pellets | |altgh2_title= Zalatar - Precious Pellets | ||
|altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=n785svhwonM | |||
|altgh3_title= JTT2 | |||
|nickname= The B-Ballers | |nickname= The B-Ballers | ||
|home_ground=Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium | |home_ground=Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium | ||
}} | }}<span style="font-size:150%">'''WARNING: The wiki page you are about to read is canon.'''</span> | ||
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'''Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden''' is a {{tt|freeware indie RPG|heavily inspired by Earthbound :^)}} set in post-cyberpocalyptic Neo New York, where basketball has become a capital offense after NBA superstar Charles Barkley performed a verboten Chaos Dunk during a game, inadvertently killing millions. <br> <br> | |||
Decades later, an aging Barkley is implicated in a massive conspiracy that leads him and his allies, including his auspicious son Hoopz, on a journey of redemption, hope, terrorism, 2000s internet humor, neo-shekels, and zaubers. | |||
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The game can be downloaded [https://www.talesofgames.com/related_game/barkley-shut-up-jam-gaiden/ here.] There was also a Kickstarter for a sequel that collapsed after 9 agonizing years in development, the scrapped remains of which are downloadable [https://talesofgames.itch.io/barkley-2/devlog/262720/the-future-of-barkley-2 here.] | |||
==Roster== | ==Roster== | ||
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{{sq start player |no=33 |pos=GK |name=Father Larry Bird}} | {{sq start player |no=33 |pos=GK |name=Father Larry Bird}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=61 |pos=LB |name=Ghost Dad}} | {{sq start player |no=61 |pos=LB |name=Ghost Dad}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=The | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=The Diabeastie}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos=CB |name=Kazaam}} | {{sq start player |no=32 |pos=CB |name=Kazaam}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=59 |pos=RB |name=Nobuo Uematsu}} | {{sq start player |no=59 |pos=RB |name=Nobuo Uematsu}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=100 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=100 |pos=CMF |name=Textdump Pump}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=Cyberdwarf}} | {{sq silver player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=Cyberdwarf}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=AMF |name=Balthios}} | {{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=AMF |name=Balthios}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= | {{sq silver player |no=1 |pos=SS |name=Hoopz}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= | {{sq gold player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=Michael Jordan}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=34 |pos=CF |name=Charles Barkley {{captain}}}} | {{sq gold player |no=34 |pos=CF |name=Charles Barkley {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no=60 |pos=GK |name=Wilford Brimley}} | {{sq player |no=60 |pos=GK |name=Wilford Brimley}} | ||
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=LB |name=Chicken Fry}} | {{sq player |no=99 |pos=LB |name=Chicken Fry}} | ||
{{sq player |no=44 |pos=LB |name=Dr. Allard}} | {{sq player |no=44 |pos=LB |name={{tt|You Have Aspergers|Dr. Allard}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=Duergar}} | {{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=Enslaved Duergar}} | ||
{{sq player |no=55 |pos=CB |name=Dikembe Mutombo}} | {{sq player |no=55 |pos=CB |name={{tt|BOOM SHAKALAKA|Dikembe Mutombo}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CB |name=Scott Creelman}} | {{sq player |no=19 |pos=CB |name=Scott Creelman}} | ||
{{sq player |no=74 |pos=RB |name=Cuchulainn}} | {{sq player |no=74 |pos=RB |name=Cuchulainn}} | ||
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=RB |name=Ghastly Darklord}} | {{sq player |no=9 |pos=RB |name=Ghastly Darklord}} | ||
{{sq player |no=43 |pos= | {{sq player |no=43 |pos=CMF |name=Shadow Barkley}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos= | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Vinceborg 2050}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12|pos= | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name=Ivory Latta}} | ||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=SS |name=Barkley 2 Never Ever}} | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=SS |name=Barkley 2 Never Ever}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
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WARNING: The wiki page you are about to read is canon.
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden is a freeware indie RPG set in post-cyberpocalyptic Neo New York, where basketball has become a capital offense after NBA superstar Charles Barkley performed a verboten Chaos Dunk during a game, inadvertently killing millions.
Decades later, an aging Barkley is implicated in a massive conspiracy that leads him and his allies, including his auspicious son Hoopz, on a journey of redemption, hope, terrorism, 2000s internet humor, neo-shekels, and zaubers.
The game can be downloaded here. There was also a Kickstarter for a sequel that collapsed after 9 agonizing years in development, the scrapped remains of which are downloadable here.
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