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Last updated for Summer 2023. Pending update.<br>
<big>[[/jp/|Back to /jp/'s main page]]</big>
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_dollfie.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_nazomito.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Dollfie'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Nazono Mito'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|BJD Thread
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Nijisanji Thread
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|A line of 1/6th scale vinyl figures made by the Volks Inc., broadly considered the gold standard in ball jointed dolls. Individual dolls can cost upwards of $500 USD and come completely blank, being extensively customized by hobbyists with clothing, hair, and so on.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Stuck in Live2D? Become the 3D model yourself.
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_virgotron.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_virgotron.png|x200px]]
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{tt|Lifelike gattai ;-;|Not a meme, I just asked /ona/ to come up with a representative and they invented this.}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{tt|Lifelike gattai ;-;|Not a meme, I just asked /ona/ to come up with a representative and they invented this.}}
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:JP_deki.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_maaya.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Dekinai-chan'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Ookawa Maaya'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|DJT
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Aizu-Wakamatsu
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|You can't learn Japanese. You don't even know how to score a goal.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Mascot of the Aizu Railway Company.
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_nekoarc.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_nekoarc.png|x200px]]
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''TTKZ'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''TTKZ'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|KanColle
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|KanColle
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|What do you think the "T" stands for?
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Commentator note: pronounced "Teitokaze".
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:JP_deki.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Dekinai-chan'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|DJT
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|You can't learn Japanese. You don't even know how to score a goal.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_shoko.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_shoko.png|x200px]]
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The song? Darude Sandstorm. The actress? Takahashi Shoko.
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The song? Darude Sandstorm. The actress? Takahashi Shoko.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_bern.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_jestress.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Pickle Bern'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Jestress'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/07/
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/07/
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Ushiromiya Battler...<br><span style="color:red">I've turned myself into a pickle!</span>
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/07/'s favorite character from the latest series, Ciconia no Naku Koro Ni.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_watanabe.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_timestop.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Watanabe Junnosuke'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''TSRapist'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/alt/
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/egg/
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The founder of WACK, an idol company whose groups encompass a variety of "alternative" musical styles and aesthetics (punk, metal, etc). For his part, Watanabe is the producer for all of the WACK groups as well as a fashion designer and belligerent twitterer.
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Era games are a category of text-based porn games, which are all based on the same original code but vary widely between variants in terms of content. The most popular variants on /jp/ ({{tt|eraTohoTW and anonTW|TW meaning The World}}) utilize time-stop mechanics.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_nazomito.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Nazono Mito'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Nijisanji Thread
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Stuck in Live2D? Become the 3D model yourself.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_doke.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''DOKEEEEEEEEEEE'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Aizu-Wakamatsu
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Watching trains on streaming webcams? Based.<br>Watching trains from the middle of the road with a gaggle of other autistic railfans and being a general public nuisance? Unbased. Get photobombed.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_yuuka.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_yuuka.png|x200px]]
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:YUA.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:YUA.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''YUA'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''YUA!'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Virtual Youtuber
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Virtual Youtuber
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Brought back from the dead by request of the virtual youtuber thread. Perhaps the real YUA line is the grave.
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Brought back from the dead by request of the virtual youtuber thread. Perhaps the real YUA line is the grave.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Miku, but a nightmare. Officially recognized by Crypton, appearing in backgrounds and as accessories in various Project Diva games.
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Miku, but a nightmare. Officially recognized by Crypton, appearing in backgrounds and as accessories in various Project Diva games.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:Flanfly.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_dollfie.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Flanfly'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Dollfie'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|BJD Thread
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|A line of 1/6th scale vinyl figures made by Volks Inc., broadly considered the gold standard in ball jointed dolls. Individual dolls can cost upwards of $500 USD and come completely blank, being extensively customized by hobbyists with clothing, hair, and so on.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_whalehu.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Whalehu'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Touhou Lost Word
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Touhou Lost Word
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|It's always 2AM somewhere.
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|A manga-original character. A waitress at a bar who gets into hijinks, primarily with Suika. The whale is the bar's mascot.<br>A bit of a self-explanatory joke, but for context Lost Word is a gacha.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_sister.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_sister.png|x200px]]
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=Former players=
=Former players=
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|align="center"|'''I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH'''
|align="center"|'''I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH'''
|align="center"|[[File:JP_coco.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:JP_coco.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|I Love Beijing Tiananmen
|align="center"|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_Z2K7guKs 我爱北京天安门]
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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|align="center"|[[File:JP_pol.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:JP_pol.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|ligma balls
|align="center"|ligma balls
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|align="center"|[[File:Flanfly.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|'''Flanfly'''
|align="center"|Touhou Lost Word
|align="center"|It's 2AM elsewhere.
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|align="center"|[[File:jp_bern.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|'''Pickle Bern'''
|align="center"|/07/
|align="center"|Magic is fake and gay.
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|align="center"|[[File:jp_doke.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|'''DOKEEEEEEEEEEE'''
|align="center"|Aizu-Wakamatsu
|align="center"|Got out of the way.
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[[Category:Official team rosters|jp]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|jp]]

Latest revision as of 21:04, 12 January 2024

Last updated for Summer 2023. Pending update.

Back to /jp/'s main page

Roster

Sub Starter Silver Gold
Picture Name Representing... Description
Marisa get out of jp.png Get out of /jp/ /jp/ Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent captain for the team.
Billy Herrington.jpg Billy Herrington Popular vote Popular icon of the Gachimuchi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7
Narrative.png The Narrative /hlg/ Peko in Boots, the one who tricks the nousagi. She hides who she really is and pretends to be someone else forever. So in time she becomes that person, so her lie becomes the truth, see? She transcends the mask. That's how she finds happiness.
That's pretty good, right?
Takeiteasy.jpg TAKE IT EASY! Popular vote These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.
Captainmeido.jpg Captain Meido Popular Vote The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
Jp nazomito.png Nazono Mito Nijisanji Thread Stuck in Live2D? Become the 3D model yourself.
Jp virgotron.png VIRGOTRON-R20 /ona/ Lifelike gattai ;-;
Jp maaya.png Ookawa Maaya Aizu-Wakamatsu Mascot of the Aizu Railway Company.
Jp nekoarc.png Neco-Arc /tmg/ A stylized, catlike version of Arcueid Brunestud which serves as the mascot of Type-Moon, most famously appearing in Melty Blood. Because it's written by Nasu, it's naturally canon that she's not just real and distinct from the real Arcueid, but one of the most powerful characters in the setting.
Jp giantyukari.png Giant Yukari /kcs/ She's a big girl.
Jp ttkz.png TTKZ KanColle Commentator note: pronounced "Teitokaze".
JP deki.png Dekinai-chan DJT You can't learn Japanese. You don't even know how to score a goal.
Jp shoko.png Takahashi Shoko JAV Thread The song? Darude Sandstorm. The actress? Takahashi Shoko.
Jp jestress.png Jestress /07/ /07/'s favorite character from the latest series, Ciconia no Naku Koro Ni.
Jp timestop.png TSRapist /egg/ Era games are a category of text-based porn games, which are all based on the same original code but vary widely between variants in terms of content. The most popular variants on /jp/ (eraTohoTW and anonTW) utilize time-stop mechanics.
Jp yuuka.png Kageyama Yuuka Sakamichi General The football autist of Hinatazaka46. Dortmund fan.
Jp ramu.png RaMu Gravure Thread Measurements: B94 / W64 / H93
Cup Size: H Cup
Height: 162cm
Jp gazer.png Gazer Monster Girl Thread The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ. Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners.
YUA.png YUA! Virtual Youtuber Brought back from the dead by request of the virtual youtuber thread. Perhaps the real YUA line is the grave.
Jp shiteyanyo.png Shiteyanyo Vocaloid Thread Miku, but a nightmare. Officially recognized by Crypton, appearing in backgrounds and as accessories in various Project Diva games.
Jp dollfie.png Dollfie BJD Thread A line of 1/6th scale vinyl figures made by Volks Inc., broadly considered the gold standard in ball jointed dolls. Individual dolls can cost upwards of $500 USD and come completely blank, being extensively customized by hobbyists with clothing, hair, and so on.
Jp whalehu.png Whalehu Touhou Lost Word A manga-original character. A waitress at a bar who gets into hijinks, primarily with Suika. The whale is the bar's mascot.
A bit of a self-explanatory joke, but for context Lost Word is a gacha.
Jp sister.png Younger Sister Elona Thread My mount ate younger sister meat and suddenly turned into a younger sister. Now she won't hold a weapon even though I gene engineered her to do so. She didn't even make me breakfast. I want a divorce.

Former players

Position Name Picture Description
  RB
Chu-Chu Chu Chu.png Going back to smile town
  CB
Ero Ruins Eroge Ero Ruins Eroge.jpg Maybe, but gacha ruins everything.
  RB
Why is /jp/ so shitty? Bawson.jpg The world may never know.
  LB
Autism Autism.png Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade.
  CB
YJSNPI YJSPNI.png >2021 >OtoMAD is forgotten
  DMF
Too Green Too green.png She was too green.
Marisa1.png Marisa2.png Marisa3.png Marisa4.pngMarisa5.png
  DMF
sage Sage.png Reason: Announcing a 'sage'.
  LMF
Kizuna AI JPkizuna.png Traded to /vt/ for a packet of cheese okaki.
  CB
Fumos Fumos.jpg Cut from the team after multiple replacements purchased from scalpers ended up being counterfeit anyway.
  CB
Beato Beato.png *cackles*
  CB
Japanese Bird Japanesebird.jpg Unable to survive rumors that he was not actually Japanese.
  CB
Ohayou Ohayou.png No awooing
  CB
(´・ω・｀) Shobon.jpeg (´・ω・｀)
  CB
Corndog Tenshi Corndogtenshi.png Lives on in the victory anthem, at least.
  CB
wich2huwudufuq Wich2huwudufuq.jpeg The answer was always all of them.
  CB
Tokoyami Towa JP towa.png Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?
  CB
Abayo, Chocoball JP fbk.png Friendzoned.
  LMF
Sachiko Sachiko.jpg bap
  RMF
Klown Kunny Klassic Klown Kunny.png Clown abuse didn't work as well as hoped.
  RMF
Akane-Chan Akane.png Ahokusa.
  RMF
Cirno Cirno.jpg Alexa this is so sad play Bad Apple
  CMF
I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH JP coco.png 我爱北京天安门
  CMF
Senchou's Aging Womb JP saw.png Sent to the retirement home.
  CMF
Poliacci JP pol.png ligma balls
Flanfly.png Flanfly Touhou Lost Word It's 2AM elsewhere.
Jp bern.png Pickle Bern /07/ Magic is fake and gay.
Jp doke.png DOKEEEEEEEEEEE Aizu-Wakamatsu Got out of the way.
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