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Last updated for Summer 2023. Pending update.<br>
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==Roster==
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<h3>Goalkeepers</h3>
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
|width="4%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Representing...'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Playstyle'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Marisa_get_out_of_jp.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Slut Sanae'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Get out of /jp/'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:1406073734596.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|/jp/
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|SlutSanae is /jp/s trusted and lewd goalkeeper. Rigurous training, year long experience and ancestry to a legendary slut goddess turned Sanae into a true master at handling balls. In the beginning she was mocked as a just a second player Reimu, she soon became known for her acts on and off the field, leaving many dry after facing her. Now SlutSanae is a vital member of the team, playing a critical role in taking off the pressure on the team. She is not without weaknesses though, as she sometimes let's people too easily score on her and come inside.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent captain for the team.
 
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-All her ten desires involve balls, and what's inside them.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Billy Herrington.jpg|x200px]]
 
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Billy Herrington'''
-Original model by 鯖缶
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Popular vote
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Offensive Goalkeeper<br />
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Popular icon of the Gachimuchi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Narrative.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''The Narrative'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|/hlg/
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Peko in Boots, the one who tricks the nousagi. She hides who she really is and pretends to be someone else forever. So in time she becomes that person, so her lie becomes the truth, see? She transcends the mask. That's how she finds happiness.<br>That's pretty good, right?
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:takeiteasy.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''TAKE IT EASY!'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Popular vote
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:captainmeido.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Captain Meido'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Popular Vote
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_nazomito.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Nazono Mito'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Nijisanji Thread
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Stuck in Live2D? Become the 3D model yourself.
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_virgotron.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''VIRGOTRON-R20'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|/ona/
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{tt|Lifelike gattai ;-;|Not a meme, I just asked /ona/ to come up with a representative and they invented this.}}
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_maaya.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Ookawa Maaya'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Aizu-Wakamatsu
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Mascot of the Aizu Railway Company.
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_nekoarc.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Neco-Arc'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|/tmg/
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|A stylized, catlike version of Arcueid Brunestud which serves as the mascot of Type-Moon, most famously appearing in Melty Blood. Because it's written by Nasu, it's naturally canon that she's not just real and distinct from the real Arcueid, but one of the most powerful characters in the setting.
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_giantyukari.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Giant Yukari'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|/kcs/
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|She's a big girl.
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_ttkz.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''TTKZ'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|KanColle
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Commentator note: pronounced "Teitokaze".
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:JP_deki.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Dekinai-chan'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|DJT
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|You can't learn Japanese. You don't even know how to score a goal.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_shoko.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Takahashi Shoko'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|JAV Thread
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The song? Darude Sandstorm. The actress? Takahashi Shoko.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_jestress.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Jestress'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/07/
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/07/'s favorite character from the latest series, Ciconia no Naku Koro Ni.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_timestop.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''TSRapist'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/egg/
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Era games are a category of text-based porn games, which are all based on the same original code but vary widely between variants in terms of content. The most popular variants on /jp/ ({{tt|eraTohoTW and anonTW|TW meaning The World}}) utilize time-stop mechanics.
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_yuuka.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Kageyama Yuuka'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Sakamichi General
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The football autist of Hinatazaka46. Dortmund fan.
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_ramu.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|'''Captain Meido'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''RaMu'''
|align="center"|[[File:captainmeido.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Gravure Thread
|align="center"|The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Measurements: B94 / W64 / H93<br>Cup Size: H Cup<br>Height: 162cm
 
-Original model by yas
|align="center"|Offensive Goalkeeper
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_gazer.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|'''truNEET'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Gazer'''
|align="center"|[[File:TruNEET.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Monster Girl Thread
|align="center"|When she was told she was being drafted into the team, truNEET accepted but only under one condition: She would be on a position where she would have to do absolutely nothing. Since the manager position was already picked, we settled on the next best thing: third goalkeeper.
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ. Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners.
 
-Original model by kur
|align="center"|Defensive Goalkeeper
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:YUA.png|x200px]]
 
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''YUA!'''
<h3>Defenders</h3>
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Virtual Youtuber
{|{{Prettytable}}
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Brought back from the dead by request of the virtual youtuber thread. Perhaps the real YUA line is the grave.
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_shiteyanyo.png|x200px]]
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Shiteyanyo'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Vocaloid Thread
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Miku, but a nightmare. Officially recognized by Crypton, appearing in backgrounds and as accessories in various Project Diva games.
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Playsytle'''''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_dollfie.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''(´・ω・`)'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Dollfie'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Shobon.jpeg|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|BJD Thread
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|An emoticon that became (in)famous after it was used frequently in the 2ch story of Denko, where a lonely guy tries to get a girlfriend and fails spectacularly. '''NOTE TO COMMENTATORS:''' It's pronounced syobon,
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|A line of 1/6th scale vinyl figures made by Volks Inc., broadly considered the gold standard in ball jointed dolls. Individual dolls can cost upwards of $500 USD and come completely blank, being extensively customized by hobbyists with clothing, hair, and so on.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Defensive FB<br />
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_whalehu.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Why is /jp/ so shitty?'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Whalehu'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Bawson.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Touhou Lost Word
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|One day, Dawson Leery opened his favorite board with the intention of discussing 2hu feet, his favorite VN or maybe make a cheeky metathread complaining about tripfags. However, much to his dismay, what he found was an endless barrage of 3D idol generals, JAV threads and /a/ crossboarders. He started crying silently and asked to no one in particular: "Why is /jp/ so shitty?".
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|A manga-original character. A waitress at a bar who gets into hijinks, primarily with Suika. The whale is the bar's mascot.<br>A bit of a self-explanatory joke, but for context Lost Word is a gacha.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Build Up
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_sister.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Lunarian Scum'''
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Younger Sister'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Remove lunarian.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Elona Thread
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Illegal aliens that came to Gensokyo to steal our jobs.
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|My mount ate younger sister meat and suddenly turned into a younger sister. Now she won't hold a weapon even though I gene engineered her to do so. She didn't even make me breakfast. I want a divorce.
 
-Original model by フリック
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|PS=N/A
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''wich2huwudufuq'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Getting a piece of that clown.PNG|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|A question that keeps every Touhou fan up at night: Which Touhou would I fuck? Do you go for the innocent lolis like Cirno, or for the experienced hags like Yukari? Vanilla lovemaking with Youmu, or the most depraved sexual acts with Sanae? Do you go for a normal human girl like Reimu or Marisa or you prefer more exotic stuff, such as Wakasagihime? Whatever your tastes are, most likely there will be a Touhou that can satisfy them.


-Original model by Cresato,Yas,Kome-ken
=Former players=
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Defensive FB
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{|{{Prettytable}}
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|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Position'''
|align="center"|'''Murderous Miko'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Name'''
|align="center"|[[File:Reimurder.PNG|x200px]]
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Picture'''
|align="center"|A ruthless monster on a genocidial mission against poor innocent yokai. Her recent victims include a fortune teller piously devoted to his craft and a salt merchant beloved all over Gensokyo. We hope that her endless thirst for blood proves effective on the defensive line.
|width="60%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Description'''
|align="center"|Defensive FB
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|'''Madotsuki'''
|align="center"|'''Chu-Chu'''
|align="center"|[[File:Madotsuki.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Chu Chu.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Madotsuki is a mysterious player. She doesn't say much and no one really knows her name, but she can always be counted on to get stuck in when her team needs her.
|align="center"| Going back to smile town
|align="center"|Defensive FB
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''No Bully'''
|align="center"|'''Ero Ruins Eroge'''
|align="center"|[[File:No bully.jpeg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Ero Ruins Eroge.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|Being a bully is one of the worst sins one can commit. You should always be polite and respectful when talking with your fellow /jp/sies. Unless you are talking to a filthy Kancollefag, then bullying is okay.  
|align="center"|Maybe, but gacha ruins everything.
|align="center"|Build Up
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|'''Why is /jp/ so shitty?'''
|align="center"|[[File:Bawson.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|The world may never know.
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|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|'''Autism'''
|align="center"|[[File:autism.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''TAKE IT EASY!'''
|align="center"|'''YJSNPI'''
|align="center"|[[File:takeiteasy.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:YJSPNI.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.
|align="center"|>2021 >OtoMAD is forgotten
|align="center"|PS=N/A
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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|align="center"|'''Too Green'''
<h3>Midfielders</h3>
|align="center"|[[File:too green.png|x200px]]
{|{{Prettytable}}
|align="center"|She was too green.
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa1.png|x200px]]
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa2.png|x200px]]
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa3.png|x200px]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa4.png|x200px]][[File:Marisa5.png|x200px]]
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Playsytle'''''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Sachiko'''
|align="center"|'''sage'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Sachiko.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Sage.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Taken from the Idolm@ster wiki: "The standard skill for most of the girls in the game is to buff her own type, or debuff an opposing type. Sachiko's first S Rare was also the first card in the game to debuff its own kind, weakening enemy Cutes so that Sachiko could be the cutest." I feel there's no better description for her.  
|align="center"|Reason: Announcing a 'sage'.
 
By the way, don't mention Fatalpulse near her fans.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Classic Number 10 <br />
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Cirno'''
|align="center"|'''Kizuna AI'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Cirno.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:JPkizuna.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Sometimes idoitic, always boastful, Cirno is a midfielder with an ice cold touch and a red hot passion.
|align="center"|Traded to /vt/ for a packet of cheese okaki.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The Destroyer
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Japanese Bird'''
|align="center"|'''Fumos'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:japanesebird.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Fumos.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|A budgie with a passion for cooking. His favorite dish to make is pasta, be it spaguetti or penne rigate. He and his other bird friends are protected /jp/ heritage.
|align="center"|Cut from the team after multiple replacements purchased from scalpers ended up being counterfeit anyway.
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|The Destroyer
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''sage'''
|align="center"|'''Beato'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Sage.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Beato.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|sage has lived better times. Ever since he became invisible, people seem to have forgotten he exists and have stopped using him, even as a downvote. But his invisibility has a silver lining to it, since he now can sneak into the opponent's goal without being spotted by the defense. Not a very ethical tactic, but you gotta play dirty sometimes.
|align="center"|*cackles*
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Hole Player
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Get out of /jp/'''
|align="center"|'''Japanese Bird'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Marisa_get_out_of_jp.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:japanesebird.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent striker for the team.
|align="center"|Unable to survive rumors that he was not actually Japanese.
 
During Comiket, when the influx of Chinese visitors to /jp/ grows greatly, [http://i.imgur.com/Mq8eTml.jpg she sometimes gets help from Hong Meiling] to remind them to get out.
 
-Original model by Ki
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Creative Playmaker
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Ohayou'''
|align="center"|'''Ohayou'''
|align="center"|[[File:Ohayou.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Ohayou.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Being the embodiment of mountain echoes, Kyouko Kasodani acts as the self-appointed Gensokyo alarm clock. Every day at 6 A.M she flies to the top of the Youkai Mountain and lets out an OHAYOU that wakes up everyone on Gensokyo. Despite earning the eternal hate of the lazier Gensokyans like this, she is very commited to this endeavor.
|align="center"|No awooing
 
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-Original model by みるちお
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
 
|align="center"|'''(´・ω・`)'''
|align="center"|PS=N/A
|align="center"|[[File:Shobon.jpeg|x200px]]
|align="center"|(´・ω・`)
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Corndog Tenshi'''
|align="center"|'''Corndog Tenshi'''
|align="center"|[[File:corndogtenshi.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:corndogtenshi.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Corndog Tenshi hails from historic Route 66 (or at least that's where we always find her). Her love of football is only surpassed by her love of corndogs.
|align="center"|Lives on in the victory anthem, at least.
 
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-Original model by alva
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|Anchor Man
|align="center"|'''wich2huwudufuq'''
|align="center"|[[File:Wich2huwudufuq.jpeg|x200px]]
|align="center"|The answer was always all of them.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Tokoyami Towa'''
|align="center"|[[File:JP_towa.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Abayo, Chocoball'''
|align="center"|[[File:JP_fbk.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Friendzoned.
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|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|align="center"|'''Sachiko'''
|align="center"|[[File:Sachiko.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|bap
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|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|'''Klown Kunny Klassic'''
|align="center"|[[File:Klown Kunny.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Clown abuse didn't work as well as hoped.
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|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|'''Akane-Chan'''
|align="center"|[[File:Akane.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Ahokusa.
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|'''Billy Herrington'''
|align="center"|'''Cirno'''
|align="center"|[[File:billy.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|'''[[File:Cirno.jpg|x200px]]'''
|align="center"|The man, the legend, the lord of the locker room. Billy is here to show the other teams who's boss of this gym, following the three principles of his philosophy: Saikin Darashinee na, Yugami nee na, and Shikata ga nai.
|align="center"|Alexa this is so sad play Bad Apple
 
-Original model by Goropeco
|align="center"|The Destroyer
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Fumos'''
|align="center"|'''I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH'''
|align="center"|[[File:Fumos.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:JP_coco.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|A brand of Touhou plushies that are popular on /jp/ due to their cuteness, their wide variety of characters and for being generally affordable.
|align="center"|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_Z2K7guKs 我爱北京天安门]
|align="center"|The Destroyer
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Flanfly'''
|align="center"|'''Senchou's Aging Womb'''
|align="center"|[[File:Flanfly.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:JP_saw.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|It's always 2AM somewhere.
|align="center"|Sent to the retirement home.
 
-Original model by Suke
|align="center"|Hole Player
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''内側に射精されることの喜びに'''
|align="center"|'''Poliacci'''
|align="center"|[[File:nakadashi.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:JP_pol.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|A mysterious text written on a foreing language, /jp/'s experts have been trying to decipher it for years. For now, only three words have been translated: "Pleasure", "To go", and "interior".
|align="center"|ligma balls
|align="center"|Hole Player
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|align="center"|[[File:Flanfly.png|x200px]]
 
|align="center"|'''Flanfly'''
<h3>Attackers</h3>
|align="center"|Touhou Lost Word
{|{{Prettytable}}
|align="center"|It's 2AM elsewhere.
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
|align="center"|[[File:jp_bern.png|x200px]]
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|align="center"|'''Pickle Bern'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|align="center"|/07/
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|align="center"|Magic is fake and gay.
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Playsytle'''''
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|[[File:jp_doke.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Autism'''
|align="center"|'''DOKEEEEEEEEEEE'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:autism.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Aizu-Wakamatsu
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|A quality that every /jp/sie should have. It allows you to perfom feats such as 1CCing every Touhou game on Lunatic or learning Japanese for the sole purpose of reading VNs. Rumour says that if your autism is strong enough you get rewarded with a government paycheck every month. Living the dream.  
|align="center"|Got out of the way.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Target Man
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[[Category:Official team rosters|jp]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|jp]]

Latest revision as of 21:04, 12 January 2024

Last updated for Summer 2023. Pending update.

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Roster

Sub Starter Silver Gold
Picture Name Representing... Description
Marisa get out of jp.png Get out of /jp/ /jp/ Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent captain for the team.
Billy Herrington.jpg Billy Herrington Popular vote Popular icon of the Gachimuchi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7
Narrative.png The Narrative /hlg/ Peko in Boots, the one who tricks the nousagi. She hides who she really is and pretends to be someone else forever. So in time she becomes that person, so her lie becomes the truth, see? She transcends the mask. That's how she finds happiness.
That's pretty good, right?
Takeiteasy.jpg TAKE IT EASY! Popular vote These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.
Captainmeido.jpg Captain Meido Popular Vote The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
Jp nazomito.png Nazono Mito Nijisanji Thread Stuck in Live2D? Become the 3D model yourself.
Jp virgotron.png VIRGOTRON-R20 /ona/ Lifelike gattai ;-;
Jp maaya.png Ookawa Maaya Aizu-Wakamatsu Mascot of the Aizu Railway Company.
Jp nekoarc.png Neco-Arc /tmg/ A stylized, catlike version of Arcueid Brunestud which serves as the mascot of Type-Moon, most famously appearing in Melty Blood. Because it's written by Nasu, it's naturally canon that she's not just real and distinct from the real Arcueid, but one of the most powerful characters in the setting.
Jp giantyukari.png Giant Yukari /kcs/ She's a big girl.
Jp ttkz.png TTKZ KanColle Commentator note: pronounced "Teitokaze".
JP deki.png Dekinai-chan DJT You can't learn Japanese. You don't even know how to score a goal.
Jp shoko.png Takahashi Shoko JAV Thread The song? Darude Sandstorm. The actress? Takahashi Shoko.
Jp jestress.png Jestress /07/ /07/'s favorite character from the latest series, Ciconia no Naku Koro Ni.
Jp timestop.png TSRapist /egg/ Era games are a category of text-based porn games, which are all based on the same original code but vary widely between variants in terms of content. The most popular variants on /jp/ (eraTohoTW and anonTW) utilize time-stop mechanics.
Jp yuuka.png Kageyama Yuuka Sakamichi General The football autist of Hinatazaka46. Dortmund fan.
Jp ramu.png RaMu Gravure Thread Measurements: B94 / W64 / H93
Cup Size: H Cup
Height: 162cm
Jp gazer.png Gazer Monster Girl Thread The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ. Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners.
YUA.png YUA! Virtual Youtuber Brought back from the dead by request of the virtual youtuber thread. Perhaps the real YUA line is the grave.
Jp shiteyanyo.png Shiteyanyo Vocaloid Thread Miku, but a nightmare. Officially recognized by Crypton, appearing in backgrounds and as accessories in various Project Diva games.
Jp dollfie.png Dollfie BJD Thread A line of 1/6th scale vinyl figures made by Volks Inc., broadly considered the gold standard in ball jointed dolls. Individual dolls can cost upwards of $500 USD and come completely blank, being extensively customized by hobbyists with clothing, hair, and so on.
Jp whalehu.png Whalehu Touhou Lost Word A manga-original character. A waitress at a bar who gets into hijinks, primarily with Suika. The whale is the bar's mascot.
A bit of a self-explanatory joke, but for context Lost Word is a gacha.
Jp sister.png Younger Sister Elona Thread My mount ate younger sister meat and suddenly turned into a younger sister. Now she won't hold a weapon even though I gene engineered her to do so. She didn't even make me breakfast. I want a divorce.

Former players

Position Name Picture Description
  RB
Chu-Chu Chu Chu.png Going back to smile town
  CB
Ero Ruins Eroge Ero Ruins Eroge.jpg Maybe, but gacha ruins everything.
  RB
Why is /jp/ so shitty? Bawson.jpg The world may never know.
  LB
Autism Autism.png Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade.
  CB
YJSNPI YJSPNI.png >2021 >OtoMAD is forgotten
  DMF
Too Green Too green.png She was too green.
Marisa1.png Marisa2.png Marisa3.png Marisa4.pngMarisa5.png
  DMF
sage Sage.png Reason: Announcing a 'sage'.
  LMF
Kizuna AI JPkizuna.png Traded to /vt/ for a packet of cheese okaki.
  CB
Fumos Fumos.jpg Cut from the team after multiple replacements purchased from scalpers ended up being counterfeit anyway.
  CB
Beato Beato.png *cackles*
  CB
Japanese Bird Japanesebird.jpg Unable to survive rumors that he was not actually Japanese.
  CB
Ohayou Ohayou.png No awooing
  CB
(´・ω・`) Shobon.jpeg (´・ω・`)
  CB
Corndog Tenshi Corndogtenshi.png Lives on in the victory anthem, at least.
  CB
wich2huwudufuq Wich2huwudufuq.jpeg The answer was always all of them.
  CB
Tokoyami Towa JP towa.png Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?
  CB
Abayo, Chocoball JP fbk.png Friendzoned.
  LMF
Sachiko Sachiko.jpg bap
  RMF
Klown Kunny Klassic Klown Kunny.png Clown abuse didn't work as well as hoped.
  RMF
Akane-Chan Akane.png Ahokusa.
  RMF
Cirno Cirno.jpg Alexa this is so sad play Bad Apple
  CMF
I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH JP coco.png 我爱北京天安门
  CMF
Senchou's Aging Womb JP saw.png Sent to the retirement home.
  CMF
Poliacci JP pol.png ligma balls
Flanfly.png Flanfly Touhou Lost Word It's 2AM elsewhere.
Jp bern.png Pickle Bern /07/ Magic is fake and gay.
Jp doke.png DOKEEEEEEEEEEE Aizu-Wakamatsu Got out of the way.