/pakeji/

/pakeji/
To buy, or not to buy, that is the question. And the answer to it is obvious.
/pakeji/ - Pakeji
Founded July 8, 2023 Manager GSC President IRL manager Sovlmancer Team colors Chat color 01d2ff Pakeji Blue Top scorer Explosive Dog (2) Top assister Rapist Elf (2) Captain Arona Website /pakeji/ - Pakeji Nickname Dolphins, Whales
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 0 2 3 33.33%
GF GA GD 7 10 -3
Biggest win /pakeji/  3–2  /gsc/ 2 September, 2023 Biggest defeat /bomber/  3–0  /pakeji/ 1 September, 2023 First match /vh/  5–4  /pakeji/ 26 August, 2023
Team music
Anthem Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX) Victory Anthem Theme 152 - Aoharu Band Arrange Goal horn Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae!
Kits

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  9 Blue Archives per multiroll guaranteed!

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  You don't want the game to EoS, do you?

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  Get every student with this ONE simple trick.

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reated for the /ag/ League, this /bag/ spinoff specializes in shilling in-game purchases, preventing EoS and raping the useless team mascot after every lost match. Will the impending threat of server closure be successfully thwarted, or will >we enter the graveyard of gachas and fade into obscurity? Only time will tell, but one thing is clear: you have to buy Pakeji.

Exports

/ag/ League 7	Kivotos Halo Festival
Tactics Export Aesthetics Export Audio Export Pastebin	[Tactics Export] [Aesthetics Export] Audio Export Pastebin

Roster

Main Article: /pakeji/ roster.

No. Position Player 1 GK Pink Archive 2 CB Trad Clingy Cat GF 3 CB Modern Clingy Cat GF 4 LB Precious Student 5 RB WAKALOVE 6 DMF Is coffee good for you? 7 CMF Rapist Elf 8 CMF Hyakkiyako Enthusiast 9 AMF Explosive Dog 10 SS 19 Eligma 11 CF Rin-chan, my beloved.

No. Position Player 12 GK Useless Mascot 13 CB >17 years old 14 CB SHE FUCKING SHOT ME 15 LB Yamato Nakadashi 16 LB Tea Woman 17 LB Cute Librarian 18 RB RARE HARE 19 RB Shiggy 20 RB IGIMASS 21 DMF CORPSE 22 DMF Here's your rate up student, bro 23 DMF Ako fan on /bag/

Music

Main Themes	Goalhorns	Chants
Team Anthem: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX) Victory Anthem: Our Memories Goal Theme: Theme 133 - Goal Wo Nerae!	Own Goal: Theme 7 - Unwelcome School Precious Student: Theme 159 - Operation☆DOTABATA 19 Eligma: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX 2) Explosive Dog: Theme 131 - Shooting Athletes Hyakkiyako Enthusiast: Theme 145 Rin-chan, my beloved: Theme 2 - Luminous Memory (REMIX) SHE FUCKING SHOT ME: Theme 119 - Blood Stained Faith WAKALOVE: Theme 77 - Burning Love	Arigato Atsui BruAkaivu Ganbare Hiyee Kufufu~ Sensei Shuwabababa Wappi

History

Creation

Team created solely to see Explosive Dog play divegrass. It somehow worked out.

/ag/ League 7

>get picked by the rigging wheel
>get 90+'d
>get destroyed by HUGE chibis
>win when it doesn't matter

Guh phew, that was a nice divegrass league.

Kivotos Halo Festival

We will see.

Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/ag/ League 7	Group Stage	/vh/	4 – 5 L	8' 19 Eligma  48' 19 Eligma  ' (Coom in Doom)  52' Coom in Doom  ' (Rapist Elf)  74' Rapist Elf  ' (Explosive Dog)	26 August, 2023
		/bomber/	0 – 3 L		1 September, 2023
		/gsc/	3 – 2 W	48' Explosive Dog  ' (Is coffee good for you?)  55' Coom in Doom  90' Explosive Dog  ' (Rapist Elf)	2 September, 2023
Kivotos Halo Festival	Group Stage	TBD	TBD	TBD	TBD
		TBD	TBD	TBD	TBD
		TBD	TBD	TBD	TBD

Statistics

Player Statistics

Players in italics have retired from the team.

Player (Striker)	Goals	Assists	MVPs
Explosive Dog	2	1	1
Coom in Doom	2	1	0
19 Eligma	2	0	0
Rapist Elf	1	2	0
Is coffee good for you?	0	1	0

Player (Goalkeeper)	Saves
I'll take responsibility.	3
Useless Mascot	2
Pink Archive	0

League Statistics

League	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD
/ag/ League 7	1	0	2	7	10	-3
Kivotos Halo Festival	0	0	0	0	0	0
Total:	1	0	2	7	10	-3

Gallery

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  Sports Hibiki and Sensei

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  Sports Hibiki

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  Sports Hibiki and Sensei (colorized)