/pakeji/ roster

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Starters

Number	Position	Image	Name	Description
1	GK		Pink Archive	The Pink OS has joined her older Blue sister in an effort to make Sensei spend more money on Pakeji. Her expertise on creating miracles will come in handy when defending the goal.
2	CB		Trad Clingy Cat GF	Sensei rapist from Hyakkiyako. Her hobbies involve reading books, blaming Sensei and being clingy.
3	CB		Modern Clingy Cat GF	Sensei rapist from Trinity. Her hobbies involve eating sweets, blaming Sensei and being clingy.
4	LB		Precious Student	After hearing about the Fox of Calamity joining the team, the Phantom Thief of Affection had no way of stopping her from monopolizing Sensei other than doing the same. Forced to work together, both prisoners will try to show their best side in every match.
5	RB		WAKALOVE	The Alpha of Archives. The Beast of Beauty. The Cultivator of Calamity. The Dame of Domination. The Empress of Eloquence. The Figurehead of Foxes. The Goddess of Glamor. The Heartthrob of Hyakkiyako. The Imperatrix of Intellectualism. The Juliet of Jailhouses. The Kitsune of Kindness. The Lady of Loquaciousness. The Mistress of Mortality. The Noblesse of Nuzzles. The Overlord of Obsession. The Princess of Passion. The Queen of Quintessence. The Ruler of Ruination. The Spouse of Sensei. The Tsarina of Tenderness. The Undertaker of Uprightness. The Vixen of Voluptuousness. The Waifu of Wiseness. The Xenophile of Xarancharoo. The Yokai of Yandere. The Zeitgeist of Zealousness. THE VULPES VULPES THE BLUE OF ARCHIVES THE QUEEN OF QUEENS THE LADY OF LADIES THE FOX OF CALAMITY CUTEKAMO THE DESTRUCTIVE APEXPREDATORkamo the FEMININE GRIPkamo the GUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEkamo the UNSURPASSABLE INDOMITABLEkamo the UNYIELDING AESTHETICkamo the BEAUTIFUL STACKEDkamo the OVERFLOWING THICKkamo the SOFT SEXUALLYIMPOSINGkamo the INTIMIDATING GLAREkamo the DOMINEERING ENAMOREDkamo the UNSTOPPABLE DISCIPLINEDkamo the ENLIGHTENED ZENkamo the SPIRITUAL POTENTkamo the FERTILE ALMIGHTYkamo the INVINCIBLE VICIOUSkamo the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUSkamo the DOMINATOR LUSTkamo the ETERNAL MYSTERIOUSkamo the MASKED JIGGLEkamo the BIKINI SHAKING INTELLECTUALkamo the ESCAPIST EXPLOSIVEkamo the BOMBASTIC IMPRISONEDkamo the CRIMINALIZED LADYkamo the QUEEN KAMIkamo the INARI CRIMSONkamo the LEGENDARY PRECIOUSkamo the LOVED KAMOCUTE THE WA WAKUTE THE KAMO KOSAKA THE WIFE QUEENFOX THE LADYCALAMITY THE CUTEST OF CUTIES SPOUSAKA WIFEKAMO KOLOVER WABRIDE PLAPPLAP PLAPPLAP ENTER KOSAKA WAKAMO
6	DMF		Is coffee good for you?	After getting embarrassed over "gaining extra pounds from her irregular work schedule" by Utaha, Chihiro decided to get in shape by playing in the team. The "Goddess of Veritas" will make sure to exploit every backdoor in the enemy's formation.
7	CMF		Rapist Elf	"I always have time for Chinatsu." "Putting it that way, we almost sound like a married couple." "Anything for you, Chinatsu!" After hearing such unfair words, this lovestruck maiden would follow her Sensei anywhere - even to a football field.
8	CMF		Hyakkiyako Enthusiast	Working on new ways to make Hyakkiyako's tourism industry more attractive, Kaho's decided to market it to all students watching at the stadium. For some reason, people often compare her to Kanna and Ako.
9	SS		Explosive Dog	Hibiki was a victim of an unfortunate management accident, where instead of cheering, she was assigned to playing for the team. Despite her dislike of being watched by so many people, she doesn't mind as much - after all, it lets her follow her Sensei.
10	SS		19 Eligma	The captain of the team, Arona, decided to lead it after realizing that she can sell more Pyroxene if she advertises the game on a big stadium. Whether or not she's been successful with her plan is yet to be seen.
11	CF		Rin-chan, my beloved.	How did the canon wife find time to play divegrass when she has a city to rule is unknown, but one thing is clear - no matter the environment, she will strive for excellence. Additionally, her mere presence causes Sensei's rights to be respected more by over 100%.

Substitutes

Number	Position	Image	Name	Description
12	GK		Useless Mascot	"But you are useless in battle, Sensei. You do not have any equipment and you only have one HP." Hearing these words from your daughter would terrify most people, but for Sensei it's just another day at work. Disregarding his questionable performance, he tries his best to protect the goal - and even if everything goes wrong, at least he fulfilled his purpose of being an eye candy to other players.
13	CB		>17 years old	Kanna, who is somehow still underage despite looking like an adult, decided to join the team in order to uphold the virtues of Public Security Bureau. The opponent strikers tremble in fright as the "Feral Hound" holds the defensive backline.
14	CB		SHE FUCKING SHOT ME	Even if she's often mistaken for a certain clueless child terrorist, Sumire couldn't miss her chance of playing in a national sports team. While her teammates might be scared of her due to the rigorous training she's putting them through, she has only good intentions and wants to lead her Trainer to victory.
15	LB		Yamato Nakadashi	Mimori didn't bother hiding her true intentions when joining the team - she wanted to stay close to Sensei and give him as many Oxytocin boosts as possible. Her bridal training doesn't stop even when playing.
16	LB		Tea Woman	This elegant and proper lady from Trinity decided to abandon her lavish lifestyle in pursuit of footy. Rumor has it that she just wanted to take a break from a certain pink gorilla.
17	LB		Cute Librarian	Why is an out-of-shape introvert playing on the field? I don't know, and neither does she. However, due to her extensive librarian knowledge, the team got to know many football tactics.
18	RB		RARE HARE	Hare's physique may not be the best, but she decided to follow Chihiro and play some football. Whether it was to improve her health or make secret pictures of Sensei is up to a debate, but one thing is clear - the club's budget would be spent on massive amount of Youkai MAX if she had access to it.
19	RB		SHIGGY	This alcohol consuming stoat will try her hardest to represent Red Winter as she drunkenly stumbles through the pitch. Who knows, maybe Cherino will reward her efforts?
20	RB		IGIMASS	Acting as a representative from Abydos, Nonomi funds the team's expenses thanks to her credit card.
21	DMF		CORPSE	Being the only medical professional in the whole club, Sena takes care to make sure that everyone can play without any injuries. Forcing Sensei to do his post-game stretches is one of her many duties.
22	DMF		Here's your rate up student, bro	Endless vigour, sensitivity amplification, olfactory reinforcement, accelerated bodily fluid production, ejactionalion volume enhancement, fertility booster, C-T lyase enzyme production heightened, hidrosis maximized, acetabulum reinforced, lactate production nullified, libido induced, doors locked, windows shut, distractions eliminated, padlock undone, all restraints lifted... All sensei is SEGGS, NANODA!
23	DMF		Ako fan on /bag/	Despite many debates on the value of Zinger boxes, she is here for the moral support - her 58 vocal fans cheer the team on every time she appears on the pitch.

Archived Students

Number	Position	Image	Name	Description
1	GK		I'll take responsibility.	Delegated to /bag/.
2	CB		Hatsune Miku	After earning enough money for her hobbies, Hiyori decided to retire and go back to being an idol.
3	CB		Your what?	After some thought, Mine discovered that the rules regarding fouls were a bit too restrictive for her liking, and thus decided to go back to her old ways of distributing help, which involves a bit more pain and broken bones. Medicine truly knows no borders!
4	LB		Hiniature	The always busy president of the Disciplinary Committee returned to her duties in Gehenna.
5	RB		VANILLA VITAMINS	Delegated to /bag/.
6	RB		Uwu	Sakurako managed to achieve her goal of becoming more approachable, and thus returned to being a Sister.
7	DMF		Cracked Egg	The sniper of SRT ended her career as a divegrass player and went back to collecting pebbles.
8	SS		Coom in Doom	Delegated to /bag/.

Roster History

/ag/ League 7

No. Position Player 1 GK Useless Mascot 2 LB RARE HARE 3 CB SHE FUCKING SHOT ME 4 CB >17 years old 5 RB Yamato Nakadashi 6 DMF CORPSE 7 CMF Rapist Elf 8 CMF Is coffee good for you? 9 AMF Explosive Dog 10 SS Coom in Doom 11 SS 19 Eligma

No. Position Player 12 GK I'll take responsibility. 13 LB Sweaty Fox Pits 14 LB Hiniature 15 LB Smelly NEET 16 CB Your what? 17 CB Hatsune Miku 18 RB Uwu 19 RB VANILLA VITAMINS 20 RB Adults... bad 21 DMF Ako fan on /bag/ 22 DMF Here's your rate up student, bro 23 DMF Cracked Egg

Kivotos Halo Festival

No. Position Player 1 GK Pink Archive 2 CB Trad Clingy Cat GF 3 CB Modern Clingy Cat GF 4 LB Precious Student 5 RB WAKALOVE 6 DMF Is coffee good for you? 7 CMF Rapist Elf 8 CMF Hyakkiyako Enthusiast 9 AMF Explosive Dog 10 SS 19 Eligma 11 CF Rin-chan, my beloved.

No. Position Player 12 GK Useless Mascot 13 CB >17 years old 14 CB SHE FUCKING SHOT ME 15 LB Yamato Nakadashi 16 LB Tea Woman 17 LB Cute Librarian 18 RB RARE HARE 19 RB Shiggy 20 RB IGIMASS 21 DMF CORPSE 22 DMF Here's your rate up student, bro 23 DMF Ako fan on /bag/

ROSTER CHANGES:

Recruited: Precious Student, Modern Clingy Cat GF, Trad Clingy Cat GF, Tea Woman, IGIMASS, Pink Archive, Shiggy, WAKALOVE, Rin-chan, my beloved.

Archived: VANILLA VITAMINS, Hiniature, Hatsune Miku, Your what?, Adults... bad, Cracked Egg, I'll take responsibility., Uwu, Coom in Doom

MEDAL CHANGES:

Hyakkiyako Enthusiast is now a Silver (previously non-medal, replaced Is coffee good for you?).

Rin-chan, my beloved. is now a Gold (new player, replaced Coom in Doom).