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|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''STALIN'''
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''STALIN'''
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | [[File:Stalin heart.jpg|250px]]
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | [[File:Stalin heart.jpg|250px]]
|style="background: #EDDA74;"|Personally strangled over 6000 million civilians and bludgeoned a Mexican with an ice axe. Bullied Hitler into killing himself.
|style="background: #EDDA74;"|Personally strangled over 6000 million civilians and bludgeoned a Mexican with an ice axe. Bullied Adolf Hitler into killing himself.
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|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|LWF}}
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|SS}}
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Lenin'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Trotsky'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:Lenin cap2.png|250px]]
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:Trotskybrain.png|250px]]
|style="background: #C0C0C0;"|The kind Mr. Lenin would have shot everyone here.
|style="background: #C0C0C0;"|Strengths: newspapers, permanent revolution, SPLITTING.<br/>Weaknesses: bureaucracy, ice axes.
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|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|SS}}
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|RWF}}
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Porky'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Porky'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:Check your porky.png|250px]]
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:Check your porky.png|250px]]
|style="background: #C0C0C0;"|Will sell us the rope we use to hang him. #PrideMonth
|style="background: #C0C0C0;"|The capitalist will sell us the rope we use to hang him. #PrideMonth
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''Critical Support'''
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''Critical Support'''
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Assad.jpg|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Putin_up_3_transparent.png|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA"|Who must go?
|style="background: #DAA"|''Flavor of the Month:'' Vladimir "Revenge on the Boche for the treaty of Brest-Litovsk" Putin
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
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|align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
|align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
|align="center" | '''Rodina'''
|align="center" | '''Diego Maradona'''
|align="center" | [[File:LitZizek.png|250px]]
|align="center" | [[File:MaradonaCastro.jpg|250px]]
|GETchan! Leftypol!
|World-famous football player and a friend of sportsman and leader Fidel Castro. Check out his tattoos.
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|align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
|align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
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|align="center" | [[File:Rick stirner.jpg|250px]]
|align="center" | [[File:Rick stirner.jpg|250px]]
|Possession, passing&mdash;these are merely spooks you cling to. The ball was always mine.
|Possession, passing&mdash;these are merely spooks you cling to. The ball was always mine.
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
|align="center" | '''NAZBOL GANG'''
|align="center" | [[File:LitZizek.png|250px]]
|Tucker Carlson is Nazbol<sup>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P426JRipmaU<nowiki>[1]</nowiki>]</sup>
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|align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
|align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Wolff.jpg|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Wolff.jpg|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA"|https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJvAxRCxxCg
|style="background: #DAA"|https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJvAxRCxxCg
SOCIALISM IS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DOES STUFF!
'''SOCIALISM IS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DOES STUFF!'''
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
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|-
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''Chapters 1-3 of Capital Vol. 1'''
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''Mudpies'''
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" |[[File:Zentralbibliothek Zürich Das Kapital Marx 1867.jpg|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" |[[File:Mudpies.jpg|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA"|The greatest obstacle for any aspiring Marxist. These absolute beasts will cause weaker men to give up. Those who persist will be rewarded by our boy Karl shitting on Senior, physiocrats and other obscure political economists.
|style="background: #DAA"|Marx failed to consider mudpies.
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''An Infantile Disorder'''
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''An Infantile Disorder'''
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Clipart babby.png|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Anti aktion.jpg|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA"|''"Left-Wing" Communism: An Infantile Disorder'' is a work by Vladimir Lenin attacking assorted critics of the Bolsheviks who claimed positions to their left.
|style="background: #DAA"|''"Left-Wing" Communism: An Infantile Disorder'' is a work by Vladimir Lenin attacking assorted critics of the Bolsheviks who claimed positions to their left.
|-
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|align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|align="center" | '''Abu Ubaida'''
|align="center" | '''NAZBOL GANG'''
|align="center" | [[File:LitZizek.png|250px]]
|align="center" | [[File:Nazbol flag.png|250px]]
|From the Third Intifada General. /leftypol/ support the LGBT movement (that is, Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv!)
|Tucker Carlson is Nazbol<sup>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P426JRipmaU<nowiki>[1]</nowiki>]</sup>
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|align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|align="center" | '''Pencil Cowboy'''
|align="center" | '''Pushing the train to work'''
|align="center" | [[File:LitZizek.png|250px]]
|align="center" | [[File:YeonmiPark.jpg|250px]]
|WE WON PERU.<br><br>José Pedro Castillo Terrones is a Peruvian schoolteacher, union leader, politician, and a president-elect of Peru as of June 2021. His Free Peru party uses a Pencil as their symbol.
|{{Greentext|and then the rat ate my grandpa and the dog ate the rat and then we had to eat the dog and i could see the rats eating the policemans eye and then we had to eat the policeman and then the rat ate the dog and threw up and then we had to eat the rat and it was so sad}}<br>{{Greentext|...}}<br>{{Greentext|wow that's terrible}}<br><br>North Korea didn't send their best.<sup>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvYy-PaOtqs<nowiki>[2]</nowiki>]</sup>
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|align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|align="center" | '''Anti-Glasses Angkar'''
|align="center" | '''Anti-Glasses Angkar'''
|align="center" |  
|align="center" | [[File:Pol pot.jpg|250px]]
|{{greentext|18.91 years}}
|{{greentext|18.91 years}}
|-
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|align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|align="center" | '''The Amazing World of Gumball'''
|align="center" | '''{{Greentext|AI}}'''
|align="center" | [[File:LitZizek.png|250px]]
|align="center" | [[File:Handegg_jenny_transparent.png|250px]]
|The true cartoon of the revolution, unless you include anime like The Boondocks or 다람이와 고슴도치 (Squirrel and Hedgehog).
|Represented by Wakeman Industries model XJ-9. An electronic artificial female with outstanding football skills. Protects the board from stupid """AI""" posts.
|-
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|align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|align="center" | '''600 GORILLION'''
|align="center" | '''600 GORILLION'''
|align="center" | [[File:LitZizek.png|250px]]
|align="center" | [[File:Communism no food.jpg|250px]]
|My grandfather was Ukrainian. He used to tell me some terribly horrific stories about the dreaded Soviets. One night he woke up hungry so he went downstairs to make a ham sandwich and a milkshake. As he walked into his pantry to fetch some bread guess who was crouched over his bread cupboard? Yes that's right,none other than comrade Stalin himself! My grandfather asked "comrade Stalin,wtf are you doing with your hands in my bread cupboard!?!?".  Comrade Stalin grinning fiendishly and replied " listen you silly Ukrainian bastard,I'm here to steal your bread and milk so you starve to death,now hand me the butter before I bludgeon you to death with this stale loaf,I've got lots of other houses to steal from tonight,so make it fucking sharpish"
|My grandfather was Ukrainian. He used to tell me some terribly horrific stories about the dreaded Soviets. One night he woke up hungry so he went downstairs to make a ham sandwich and a milkshake. As he walked into his pantry to fetch some bread guess who was crouched over his bread cupboard? Yes that's right,none other than comrade Stalin himself! My grandfather asked "comrade Stalin,wtf are you doing with your hands in my bread cupboard!?!?".  Comrade Stalin grinning fiendishly and replied " listen you silly Ukrainian bastard,I'm here to steal your bread and milk so you starve to death,now hand me the butter before I bludgeon you to death with this stale loaf,I've got lots of other houses to steal from tonight,so make it fucking sharpish"
I never liked my grandfather so this is why I became a communist. Just like comrade Stalin.
I never liked my grandfather so this is why I became a communist. Just like comrade Stalin.
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|align="center" | '''IM VOOOOOOOOOOOOOTING'''
|align="center" | [[File:Democraps.jpg|250px]]
|Of course! If you want to seize power from the ruling class and radically overhaul the economic structure of a nation, the best way is to just ''vote'' out all the liberals and their multinational capitalist financers! Why didn't we think of that?
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|align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|align="center" | '''Tiananmen Square 1989'''
|align="center" | '''Tiananmen Square 1989'''
|align="center" | [[File:LitZizek.png|250px]]
|align="center" | [[File:Perfectly_normal_tank_parade.jpg|250px]]
|<strike>Die, urbanite!</strike> Nothing much happened that year.
|<strike>Die, urbanite!</strike> Nothing much happened that year.
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''SOCIALISM BY 2050'''
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''SOCIALISM BY 2050'''
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:LitZizek.png|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Xi.png|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA"|China is not real socialism<sup>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8?t=29<nowiki>[2]</nowiki>]</sup>, but it will be any day now...
|style="background: #DAA"|China is not real socialism<sup>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8?t=29<nowiki>[3]</nowiki>]</sup>, but it will be any day now...
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|align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
|align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
|align="center" | '''Jewish Nigger'''
|align="center" | '''Lifetime Bitch'''
|align="center" | [[File:Jewish uyghur2.png|250px]]
|align="center" |[[File:ChenWeihua.png|250px]]
|''"Der jüdische Nigger Lassalle, der glücklicherweise diese Woche abreist,hat [...] 5000 Taler in einer falschen Spekulation verloren.''<br><br>''Es ist mit jetzt völlig klar, daß er, wie auch seine Kopfbildung und sein Haarwuchs beweist, – von den Negern abstammt, die sich dem Zug des Moses aus Ägypten anschlossen (wenn nicht seine Mutter oder Groß-mutter von väterlicher Seite sich mit einem nigger kreuzten). Nun, dieseVerbindung von Judentum und Germanentum mit der negerhaften Grundsubstanz müssen ein sonderbares Produkt hervorbringen. Die Zudringlichkeit des Burschen ist auch niggerhaft."''<br><br> – Der Weihnachtsmann
|{{Greentext|American FIRST.}}<br>First in what? Covid infections and deaths? Gun violence? Prison population? Number of homeless people? Bombs dropped in foreign countries? National Debt of $30 trillion? Number of idiot politicians like you? ...
 
''Donate to Victims of Chen Weihua Memorial Foundation today!''
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|align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
|align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
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|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|LWF}}
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Lenin'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:Lenin cap2.png|250px]]
|style="background: #C0C0C0;"|The kind Mr. Lenin would have shot everyone here.
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
|align="center" | '''Jewish Nigger'''
|align="center" | [[File:Jewish uyghur2.png|250px]]
|''"Der jüdische Nigger Lassalle, der glücklicherweise diese Woche abreist,hat [...] 5000 Taler in einer falschen Spekulation verloren.''<br><br>''Es ist mit jetzt völlig klar, daß er, wie auch seine Kopfbildung und sein Haarwuchs beweist, – von den Negern abstammt, die sich dem Zug des Moses aus Ägypten anschlossen (wenn nicht seine Mutter oder Groß-mutter von väterlicher Seite sich mit einem nigger kreuzten). Nun, dieseVerbindung von Judentum und Germanentum mit der negerhaften Grundsubstanz müssen ein sonderbares Produkt hervorbringen. Die Zudringlichkeit des Burschen ist auch niggerhaft."''<br><br> – Der Weihnachtsmann
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''Chapters 1-3 of Capital Vol. 1'''
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" |[[File:Zentralbibliothek Zürich Das Kapital Marx 1867.jpg|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA"|The greatest obstacle for any aspiring Marxist. These absolute beasts will cause weaker men to give up. Those who persist will be rewarded by our boy Karl shitting on Senior, physiocrats and other obscure political economists.
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
|align="center" | '''Abu Ubaida'''
|align="center" | [[File:Abu_Ubaidah.png|250px]]
|From the Third Intifada General. /leftypol/ support the LGBT movement (that is, Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv!)
|-
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''Critical Support'''
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Assad.jpg|250px]]
|style="background: #DAA"|Who must go?
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
|align="center" | '''Rodina'''
|align="center" |
|GETchan! Leftypol!
|-
|align="center" | {{Position|LB}}
|align="center" | '''The Amazing World of Gumball'''
|align="center" | [[File:Sndige.jpg|250px]]
|The true cartoon of the revolution, unless you include anime like The Boondocks or 다람이와 고슴도치 (Squirrel and Hedgehog).
|-
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[[Category:Official team rosters|leftypol]]

Latest revision as of 01:44, 17 April 2024

Not real communism yet! Main page /leftypol/

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Vanguard

Pos. Name Picture Description
  CF
STALIN Stalin heart.jpg Personally strangled over 6000 million civilians and bludgeoned a Mexican with an ice axe. Bullied Adolf Hitler into killing himself.
  SS
Trotsky Trotskybrain.png Strengths: newspapers, permanent revolution, SPLITTING.
Weaknesses: bureaucracy, ice axes.
  RWF
Porky Check your porky.png The capitalist will sell us the rope we use to hang him. #PrideMonth

Praxis

Pos. Name Picture Description
  CMF
Alunya Sneed alunya.png Board-tan catgirl. Revolutionary hero. Banned from reddit.
  DMF
Critical Support Putin up 3 transparent.png Flavor of the Month: Vladimir "Revenge on the Boche for the treaty of Brest-Litovsk" Putin
  DMF
TYBNA Maoist akko.png Reject the capitalist media industry, embrace based news anon. World news in an easy-to-digest post.
  DMF
Diego Maradona MaradonaCastro.jpg World-famous football player and a friend of sportsman and leader Fidel Castro. Check out his tattoos.
  DMF
Spooks Rick stirner.jpg Possession, passing—these are merely spooks you cling to. The ball was always mine.
  DMF
Posadism Ayy pepe.jpg Trotskyist nuclear first-strike thought with Ufology characteristics. Declares that visiting aliens could only come from a socially and scientifically advanced civilization to master inter-planetary travel, and that such a civilization could have only come about in a post-capitalist world. Clearly right, seeing as the USSR won the space race.


Theory

Pos. Name Picture Description
  CB
Big Dick Wolff Wolff.jpg https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJvAxRCxxCg

SOCIALISM IS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DOES STUFF!

  CB
Dickblast Cockshott strikes Again.jpg The bane of Austrian economists, Paul "The Economic Calculation Solution" Cockshott will bring us a cyber-socialist utopia!
  LB
Mudpies Mudpies.jpg Marx failed to consider mudpies.
  LB
An Infantile Disorder Anti aktion.jpg "Left-Wing" Communism: An Infantile Disorder is a work by Vladimir Lenin attacking assorted critics of the Bolsheviks who claimed positions to their left.
  CB
NAZBOL GANG Nazbol flag.png Tucker Carlson is Nazbol[1]
  CB
Pushing the train to work YeonmiPark.jpg >and then the rat ate my grandpa and the dog ate the rat and then we had to eat the dog and i could see the rats eating the policemans eye and then we had to eat the policeman and then the rat ate the dog and threw up and then we had to eat the rat and it was so sad
>...
>wow that's terrible

North Korea didn't send their best.[2]
  CB
Anti-Glasses Angkar Pol pot.jpg >18.91 years
  LB
>AI Handegg jenny transparent.png Represented by Wakeman Industries model XJ-9. An electronic artificial female with outstanding football skills. Protects the board from stupid """AI""" posts.
  LB
600 GORILLION Communism no food.jpg My grandfather was Ukrainian. He used to tell me some terribly horrific stories about the dreaded Soviets. One night he woke up hungry so he went downstairs to make a ham sandwich and a milkshake. As he walked into his pantry to fetch some bread guess who was crouched over his bread cupboard? Yes that's right,none other than comrade Stalin himself! My grandfather asked "comrade Stalin,wtf are you doing with your hands in my bread cupboard!?!?". Comrade Stalin grinning fiendishly and replied " listen you silly Ukrainian bastard,I'm here to steal your bread and milk so you starve to death,now hand me the butter before I bludgeon you to death with this stale loaf,I've got lots of other houses to steal from tonight,so make it fucking sharpish"

I never liked my grandfather so this is why I became a communist. Just like comrade Stalin.

  CB
IM VOOOOOOOOOOOOOTING Democraps.jpg Of course! If you want to seize power from the ruling class and radically overhaul the economic structure of a nation, the best way is to just vote out all the liberals and their multinational capitalist financers! Why didn't we think of that?
  LB
Tiananmen Square 1989 Perfectly normal tank parade.jpg Die, urbanite! Nothing much happened that year.

Gulag

Pos. Name Picture Description
  GK
SOCIALISM BY 2050 Xi.png China is not real socialism[3], but it will be any day now...
  GK
Lifetime Bitch ChenWeihua.png >American FIRST.
First in what? Covid infections and deaths? Gun violence? Prison population? Number of homeless people? Bombs dropped in foreign countries? National Debt of $30 trillion? Number of idiot politicians like you? ...

Donate to Victims of Chen Weihua Memorial Foundation today!

  GK
post chin Chin transplant.png The /pol/ phenotype.

Unpersoned

Pos. Name Picture Description
  LWF
Lenin Lenin cap2.png The kind Mr. Lenin would have shot everyone here.
  GK
Jewish Nigger Jewish uyghur2.png "Der jüdische Nigger Lassalle, der glücklicherweise diese Woche abreist,hat [...] 5000 Taler in einer falschen Spekulation verloren.

Es ist mit jetzt völlig klar, daß er, wie auch seine Kopfbildung und sein Haarwuchs beweist, – von den Negern abstammt, die sich dem Zug des Moses aus Ägypten anschlossen (wenn nicht seine Mutter oder Groß-mutter von väterlicher Seite sich mit einem nigger kreuzten). Nun, dieseVerbindung von Judentum und Germanentum mit der negerhaften Grundsubstanz müssen ein sonderbares Produkt hervorbringen. Die Zudringlichkeit des Burschen ist auch niggerhaft."

– Der Weihnachtsmann
  LB
Chapters 1-3 of Capital Vol. 1 Zentralbibliothek Zürich Das Kapital Marx 1867.jpg The greatest obstacle for any aspiring Marxist. These absolute beasts will cause weaker men to give up. Those who persist will be rewarded by our boy Karl shitting on Senior, physiocrats and other obscure political economists.
  CB
Abu Ubaida Abu Ubaidah.png From the Third Intifada General. /leftypol/ support the LGBT movement (that is, Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv!)
  DMF
Critical Support Assad.jpg Who must go?
  DMF
Rodina GETchan! Leftypol!
  LB
The Amazing World of Gumball Sndige.jpg The true cartoon of the revolution, unless you include anime like The Boondocks or 다람이와 고슴도치 (Squirrel and Hedgehog).