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|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''STALIN''' | |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''STALIN''' | ||
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | [[File:Stalin heart.jpg|250px]] | |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | [[File:Stalin heart.jpg|250px]] | ||
|style="background: #EDDA74;"|Personally strangled over 6000 million civilians and bludgeoned a Mexican with an ice axe. Bullied Hitler into killing himself. | |style="background: #EDDA74;"|Personally strangled over 6000 million civilians and bludgeoned a Mexican with an ice axe. Bullied Adolf Hitler into killing himself. | ||
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|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position| | |style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|SS}} | ||
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | ''' | |style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Trotsky''' | ||
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File: | |style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:Trotskybrain.png|250px]] | ||
|style="background: #C0C0C0;"| | |style="background: #C0C0C0;"|Strengths: newspapers, permanent revolution, SPLITTING.<br/>Weaknesses: bureaucracy, ice axes. | ||
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|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position| | |style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|RWF}} | ||
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Porky''' | |style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Porky''' | ||
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:Check your porky.png|250px]] | |style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:Check your porky.png|250px]] | ||
|style="background: #C0C0C0;"| | |style="background: #C0C0C0;"|The capitalist will sell us the rope we use to hang him. #PrideMonth | ||
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|DMF}} | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|DMF}} | ||
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''Critical Support''' | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''Critical Support''' | ||
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File: | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Putin_up_3_transparent.png|250px]] | ||
|style="background: #DAA"| | |style="background: #DAA"|''Flavor of the Month:'' Vladimir "Revenge on the Boche for the treaty of Brest-Litovsk" Putin | ||
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|align="center" | ''' | |align="center" | '''Diego Maradona''' | ||
|align="center" | [[File: | |align="center" | [[File:MaradonaCastro.jpg|250px]] | ||
| | |World-famous football player and a friend of sportsman and leader Fidel Castro. Check out his tattoos. | ||
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|align="center" | {{Position|DMF}} | |align="center" | {{Position|DMF}} | ||
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|align="center" | [[File:Rick stirner.jpg|250px]] | |align="center" | [[File:Rick stirner.jpg|250px]] | ||
|Possession, passing—these are merely spooks you cling to. The ball was always mine. | |Possession, passing—these are merely spooks you cling to. The ball was always mine. | ||
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Wolff.jpg|250px]] | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Wolff.jpg|250px]] | ||
|style="background: #DAA"|https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJvAxRCxxCg | |style="background: #DAA"|https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJvAxRCxxCg | ||
SOCIALISM IS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DOES STUFF! | '''SOCIALISM IS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DOES STUFF!''' | ||
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|CB}} | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|CB}} | ||
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|LB}} | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|LB}} | ||
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | ''' | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''Mudpies''' | ||
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" |[[File: | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" |[[File:Mudpies.jpg|250px]] | ||
|style="background: #DAA"| | |style="background: #DAA"|Marx failed to consider mudpies. | ||
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|LB}} | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|LB}} | ||
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|align="center" | ''' | |align="center" | '''NAZBOL GANG''' | ||
|align="center" | [[File: | |align="center" | [[File:Nazbol flag.png|250px]] | ||
| | |Tucker Carlson is Nazbol<sup>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P426JRipmaU<nowiki>[1]</nowiki>]</sup> | ||
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|align="center" | {{Position|CB}} | |align="center" | {{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center" | ''' | |align="center" | '''Pushing the train to work''' | ||
|align="center" | [[File: | |align="center" | [[File:YeonmiPark.jpg|250px]] | ||
| | |{{Greentext|and then the rat ate my grandpa and the dog ate the rat and then we had to eat the dog and i could see the rats eating the policemans eye and then we had to eat the policeman and then the rat ate the dog and threw up and then we had to eat the rat and it was so sad}}<br>{{Greentext|...}}<br>{{Greentext|wow that's terrible}}<br><br>North Korea didn't send their best.<sup>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvYy-PaOtqs<nowiki>[2]</nowiki>]</sup> | ||
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|align="center" | {{Position|CB}} | |align="center" | {{Position|CB}} | ||
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|align="center" | ''' | |align="center" | '''{{Greentext|AI}}''' | ||
|align="center" | [[File: | |align="center" | [[File:Handegg_jenny_transparent.png|250px]] | ||
| | |Represented by Wakeman Industries model XJ-9. An electronic artificial female with outstanding football skills. Protects the board from stupid """AI""" posts. | ||
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|align="center" | {{Position|LB}} | |align="center" | {{Position|LB}} | ||
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|My grandfather was Ukrainian. He used to tell me some terribly horrific stories about the dreaded Soviets. One night he woke up hungry so he went downstairs to make a ham sandwich and a milkshake. As he walked into his pantry to fetch some bread guess who was crouched over his bread cupboard? Yes that's right,none other than comrade Stalin himself! My grandfather asked "comrade Stalin,wtf are you doing with your hands in my bread cupboard!?!?". Comrade Stalin grinning fiendishly and replied " listen you silly Ukrainian bastard,I'm here to steal your bread and milk so you starve to death,now hand me the butter before I bludgeon you to death with this stale loaf,I've got lots of other houses to steal from tonight,so make it fucking sharpish" | |My grandfather was Ukrainian. He used to tell me some terribly horrific stories about the dreaded Soviets. One night he woke up hungry so he went downstairs to make a ham sandwich and a milkshake. As he walked into his pantry to fetch some bread guess who was crouched over his bread cupboard? Yes that's right,none other than comrade Stalin himself! My grandfather asked "comrade Stalin,wtf are you doing with your hands in my bread cupboard!?!?". Comrade Stalin grinning fiendishly and replied " listen you silly Ukrainian bastard,I'm here to steal your bread and milk so you starve to death,now hand me the butter before I bludgeon you to death with this stale loaf,I've got lots of other houses to steal from tonight,so make it fucking sharpish" | ||
I never liked my grandfather so this is why I became a communist. Just like comrade Stalin. | I never liked my grandfather so this is why I became a communist. Just like comrade Stalin. | ||
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|align="center" | {{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center" | '''IM VOOOOOOOOOOOOOTING''' | |||
|align="center" | [[File:Democraps.jpg|250px]] | |||
|Of course! If you want to seize power from the ruling class and radically overhaul the economic structure of a nation, the best way is to just ''vote'' out all the liberals and their multinational capitalist financers! Why didn't we think of that? | |||
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|align="center" | {{Position|LB}} | |align="center" | {{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center" | '''Tiananmen Square 1989''' | |align="center" | '''Tiananmen Square 1989''' | ||
|align="center" | [[File: | |align="center" | [[File:Perfectly_normal_tank_parade.jpg|250px]] | ||
|<strike>Die, urbanite!</strike> Nothing much happened that year. | |<strike>Die, urbanite!</strike> Nothing much happened that year. | ||
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|GK}} | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|GK}} | ||
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''SOCIALISM BY 2050''' | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''SOCIALISM BY 2050''' | ||
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Xi | |style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Xi.png|250px]] | ||
|style="background: #DAA"|China is not real socialism<sup>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8?t=29<nowiki>[ | |style="background: #DAA"|China is not real socialism<sup>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8?t=29<nowiki>[3]</nowiki>]</sup>, but it will be any day now... | ||
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|align="center" | {{Position|GK}} | |align="center" | {{Position|GK}} | ||
|align="center" | ''' | |align="center" | '''Lifetime Bitch''' | ||
|align="center" | [[File: | |align="center" |[[File:ChenWeihua.png|250px]] | ||
| | |{{Greentext|American FIRST.}}<br>First in what? Covid infections and deaths? Gun violence? Prison population? Number of homeless people? Bombs dropped in foreign countries? National Debt of $30 trillion? Number of idiot politicians like you? ... | ||
''Donate to Victims of Chen Weihua Memorial Foundation today!'' | |||
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture''' | |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture''' | ||
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description''' | |width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description''' | ||
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|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|LWF}} | |||
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Lenin''' | |||
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:Lenin cap2.png|250px]] | |||
|style="background: #C0C0C0;"|The kind Mr. Lenin would have shot everyone here. | |||
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|align="center" | '''Jewish Nigger''' | |||
|align="center" | [[File:Jewish uyghur2.png|250px]] | |||
|''"Der jüdische Nigger Lassalle, der glücklicherweise diese Woche abreist,hat [...] 5000 Taler in einer falschen Spekulation verloren.''<br><br>''Es ist mit jetzt völlig klar, daß er, wie auch seine Kopfbildung und sein Haarwuchs beweist, – von den Negern abstammt, die sich dem Zug des Moses aus Ägypten anschlossen (wenn nicht seine Mutter oder Groß-mutter von väterlicher Seite sich mit einem nigger kreuzten). Nun, dieseVerbindung von Judentum und Germanentum mit der negerhaften Grundsubstanz müssen ein sonderbares Produkt hervorbringen. Die Zudringlichkeit des Burschen ist auch niggerhaft."''<br><br> – Der Weihnachtsmann | |||
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|LB}} | |||
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''Chapters 1-3 of Capital Vol. 1''' | |||
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" |[[File:Zentralbibliothek Zürich Das Kapital Marx 1867.jpg|250px]] | |||
|style="background: #DAA"|The greatest obstacle for any aspiring Marxist. These absolute beasts will cause weaker men to give up. Those who persist will be rewarded by our boy Karl shitting on Senior, physiocrats and other obscure political economists. | |||
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|align="center" | {{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center" | '''Abu Ubaida''' | |||
|align="center" | [[File:Abu_Ubaidah.png|250px]] | |||
|From the Third Intifada General. /leftypol/ support the LGBT movement (that is, Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv!) | |||
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|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | {{Position|DMF}} | |||
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | '''Critical Support''' | |||
|style="background: #DAA" align="center" | [[File:Assad.jpg|250px]] | |||
|style="background: #DAA"|Who must go? | |||
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|GETchan! Leftypol! | |GETchan! Leftypol! | ||
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|align="center" | '''The Amazing World of Gumball''' | |||
|align="center" | [[File:Sndige.jpg|250px]] | |||
|The true cartoon of the revolution, unless you include anime like The Boondocks or 다람이와 고슴도치 (Squirrel and Hedgehog). | |||
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Latest revision as of 01:44, 17 April 2024
Not real communism yet! Main page /leftypol/
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Vanguard
Praxis
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Alunya | Board-tan catgirl. Revolutionary hero. Banned from reddit. | |||
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Critical Support | Flavor of the Month: Vladimir "Revenge on the Boche for the treaty of Brest-Litovsk" Putin | |||
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TYBNA | Reject the capitalist media industry, embrace based news anon. World news in an easy-to-digest post. | |||
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Diego Maradona | World-famous football player and a friend of sportsman and leader Fidel Castro. Check out his tattoos. | |||
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Spooks | Possession, passing—these are merely spooks you cling to. The ball was always mine. | |||
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Posadism | Trotskyist nuclear first-strike thought with Ufology characteristics. Declares that visiting aliens could only come from a socially and scientifically advanced civilization to master inter-planetary travel, and that such a civilization could have only come about in a post-capitalist world. Clearly right, seeing as the USSR won the space race. |
Theory
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Big Dick Wolff | https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJvAxRCxxCg
SOCIALISM IS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DOES STUFF! | |||
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Dickblast | The bane of Austrian economists, Paul "The Economic Calculation Solution" Cockshott will bring us a cyber-socialist utopia! | |||
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Mudpies | Marx failed to consider mudpies. | |||
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An Infantile Disorder | "Left-Wing" Communism: An Infantile Disorder is a work by Vladimir Lenin attacking assorted critics of the Bolsheviks who claimed positions to their left. | |||
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NAZBOL GANG | Tucker Carlson is Nazbol[1] | |||
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Pushing the train to work | >and then the rat ate my grandpa and the dog ate the rat and then we had to eat the dog and i could see the rats eating the policemans eye and then we had to eat the policeman and then the rat ate the dog and threw up and then we had to eat the rat and it was so sad >... >wow that's terrible North Korea didn't send their best.[2] | |||
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Anti-Glasses Angkar | >18.91 years | |||
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>AI | Represented by Wakeman Industries model XJ-9. An electronic artificial female with outstanding football skills. Protects the board from stupid """AI""" posts. | |||
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600 GORILLION | My grandfather was Ukrainian. He used to tell me some terribly horrific stories about the dreaded Soviets. One night he woke up hungry so he went downstairs to make a ham sandwich and a milkshake. As he walked into his pantry to fetch some bread guess who was crouched over his bread cupboard? Yes that's right,none other than comrade Stalin himself! My grandfather asked "comrade Stalin,wtf are you doing with your hands in my bread cupboard!?!?". Comrade Stalin grinning fiendishly and replied " listen you silly Ukrainian bastard,I'm here to steal your bread and milk so you starve to death,now hand me the butter before I bludgeon you to death with this stale loaf,I've got lots of other houses to steal from tonight,so make it fucking sharpish"
I never liked my grandfather so this is why I became a communist. Just like comrade Stalin. | |||
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IM VOOOOOOOOOOOOOTING | Of course! If you want to seize power from the ruling class and radically overhaul the economic structure of a nation, the best way is to just vote out all the liberals and their multinational capitalist financers! Why didn't we think of that? | |||
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Tiananmen Square 1989 |
Gulag
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SOCIALISM BY 2050 | China is not real socialism[3], but it will be any day now... | |||
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Lifetime Bitch | >American FIRST. First in what? Covid infections and deaths? Gun violence? Prison population? Number of homeless people? Bombs dropped in foreign countries? National Debt of $30 trillion? Number of idiot politicians like you? ... Donate to Victims of Chen Weihua Memorial Foundation today! | |||
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post chin | The /pol/ phenotype. |
Unpersoned
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Lenin | The kind Mr. Lenin would have shot everyone here. | |||
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Jewish Nigger | "Der jüdische Nigger Lassalle, der glücklicherweise diese Woche abreist,hat [...] 5000 Taler in einer falschen Spekulation verloren. Es ist mit jetzt völlig klar, daß er, wie auch seine Kopfbildung und sein Haarwuchs beweist, – von den Negern abstammt, die sich dem Zug des Moses aus Ägypten anschlossen (wenn nicht seine Mutter oder Groß-mutter von väterlicher Seite sich mit einem nigger kreuzten). Nun, dieseVerbindung von Judentum und Germanentum mit der negerhaften Grundsubstanz müssen ein sonderbares Produkt hervorbringen. Die Zudringlichkeit des Burschen ist auch niggerhaft." – Der Weihnachtsmann | |||
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Chapters 1-3 of Capital Vol. 1 | The greatest obstacle for any aspiring Marxist. These absolute beasts will cause weaker men to give up. Those who persist will be rewarded by our boy Karl shitting on Senior, physiocrats and other obscure political economists. | |||
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Abu Ubaida | From the Third Intifada General. /leftypol/ support the LGBT movement (that is, Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv!) | |||
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Critical Support | Who must go? | |||
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Rodina | GETchan! Leftypol! | |||
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The Amazing World of Gumball | The true cartoon of the revolution, unless you include anime like The Boondocks or 다람이와 고슴도치 (Squirrel and Hedgehog). |