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| ==Autumn 2015 roster==
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| |style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
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| |style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
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| |style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
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| |style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold'''
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| <h3>Goalkeeper</h3>
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
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| |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
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| |width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
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| |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
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| |width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 1
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''{{greentext|de gay (soon to become >DE GOAT}}'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center"| [[File:De-gay.jpg|x200px]]
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| |style="background: #C3D69B"| After years of fighting for his place, and with DA BURRS falling out of favour, {{greentext|de gay}} is ready to step up to the role of /sp/'s first choice keeper
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
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| |align="center" | 21
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| |align="center" | '''Dare I Say'''
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| |align="center"| [[File:Hart.jpg|x200px]]
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| |Are we, dare i say it, back?
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| |align="center" | N/A
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| |align="center" | 91
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| |align="center" | '''POWER RANKINGS'''
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| |align="center"| [[File:Power-Rankings.jpg|x200px]]
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| |Totally not an excuse to talk about non-sports topics! At least not anymore since the janitors now love to {{greentext|do it for free}}
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| |align="center" | N/A
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| <h3>Defenders</h3>
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| |colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Centre-Backs</h4>
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
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| |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
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| |width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
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| |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
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| |style="background: #CCCCCC" align="center" | 50
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| |style="background: #CCCCCC" align="center" | '''USA USA USA'''
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| |style="background: #CCCCCC" align="center" | [[File:USA_USA_USA.jpg|x200px]]
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| |style="background:#CCCCCC"| USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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| |style="background: #CCCCCC" align="center" | N/A
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| |style="background: #CCCCCC" align="center" | 7
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| |style="background: #CCCCCC" align="center" | '''George Costanza'''
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| |style="background: #CCCCCC" align="center" | [[File:George-Costanza.png|x200px]]
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| |style="background:#CCCCCC;"| ''{{greentext | 2011+3 >betting against The Walking Blooter Factory >ISHYGDDT}}''
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| |style="background: #CCCCCC" align="center" | N/A
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| |align="center" | 28
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| |align="center" | '''{{greentext|That flag}}<br>{{greentext|This topic}}'''
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| |align="center"|[[File:Usflag.jpg|x200px]]
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| | Opinion discarded
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| |align="center" | N/A
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| |align="center" | 2
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| |align="center" | '''2agan'''
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| |align="center"|[[File:2aganbestof.jpg|x220px]]
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| |Ruining everything for Uncle Oleg <br>
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| {{greentext |Uncle Oleg will be mad at me again}}
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| winless at the TdF for over 2years, but somehow still managed to win the green jersey for 4 years in a row. <br>
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| he also does wheelies
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| |align="center" | N/A
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| |colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Full-Backs</h4>
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
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| |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
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| |width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
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| |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
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| |width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 99
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Refball'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Refbaww.jpg|x200px]]
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| |style="background:#C3D69B;"| The MVP of every major sport.
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 4
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''{{greentext|Schalke}}'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |[[File:Oldspmeme.jpg|x200px]]
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" |An old /sp/ meme returns with hopes of helping to bring the GOATs back to their old glory days.
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
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| |align="center" | 24
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| |align="center" | '''Lelbron'''
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| |align="center" | [[File:Lelbron.jpg|x200px]]
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| |Back to Back Hips
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| |align="center" | N/A
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| |align="center" | 6
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| |align="center" | '''{{greentext|Mouyes}}'''
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| |align="center" | [[File:Mouyes.jpg|x200px]]
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| |The real life meme manager of {{greentext|Chelshit}}
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| |align="center" | N/A
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| <h3>Midfield</h3>
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| |colspan=6 style="background:#95B3D7;"|<h4>Central Midfield</h4>
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
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| |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
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| |width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 96
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''<s> >>96</s>'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Muhillsbreh.jpg|x200px]]
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" | Muh illsbreh.
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 55
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''BTFO'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |[[File:Btfo.jpg|x200px]]
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" |It stands for "Beat the fuck out," according to DrBorisG, the current host of 4chan's Summer and Winter Cups.
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 38
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''HAYNE PLANE'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |[[File:Hayne.jpg|x200px]]
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" |Let me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Hayne has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 superbowls. I've seen it all man. Hayne has that something special that I've only seen in very few players. Players that are sitting in the Hall of Fame right now. Players that kids and men aspire to be. Hayne is special let me tell ya.
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 9
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''{{greentext|Muh philosophy}}'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |[[File:Langbaal.jpg|x200px]]
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |The current hot meme in Manchester United. Disclaimer: This might be used as an excuse if results don't favor /sp/.
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | N/A
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Le Cut Inside Man'''
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | [[image:LCIASM.jpg|x200px]]
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" | LE CUT INSIDE AND SHOOT MAN
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | N/A
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| |align="center" | '''Kornheiser'''
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| |align="center" |[[File:Tony-Kornheiser.jpg|x200px]]
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| |As one of the most experienced members of the /sp/ squad, Kornheiser commands a lot of admiration and respect from the team's younger players. His humorous and knowledgeable personality merged with a burning desire to prove that he isn't yesterday's news mean that he is a great player to have in the /sp/ midfield. Also known as WHY.jpg to those unfamiliar with anything involving /sp/.
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| |align="center" | '''TORRES'''
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| |align="center" | [[File:TORRES.jpg|x200px]]
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| |align="center" | '''Slippy G'''
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| |align="center" |[[File:slip.jpg|x200px]]
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| |THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP NOW, THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP, LIS- LISTEN! THIS IS GONE! WE GO TO NORWHICH, EXACTLY THE SAME! WE GO AGAIN!
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| |align="center" | '''18-1'''
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| |align="center"|[[File:18and1.jpg|x200px]]
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| |It has been implied by some of the more callous members of the media that 18-1 is "damaged goods" after he choked in an extremely important game a few years ago. However, despite the reservations of some of the fans, and the fear that he could bring a losing mentality to the team, the /sp/ management decided to sign him up. Since signing for the GOATS, 18-1 has been on a mission to prove his critics wrong, turning in a series of fine performances in the /sp/ defence.
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| |align="center" | N/A
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| |align="center" | '''NO ERA PENAL'''
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| |align="center"|[[File:NOERAPENAL.jpg|x200px]]
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| | NO ERA PENAL EH PUTO NO ERA PENAL
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| |align="center" | N/A
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| <h3>Forwards</h3>
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | 10
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Messi'''
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | [[File:MESSI.jpg|x300px]]
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" | Messi is /sp/'s talismanic striker and a real fans' favorite. Now going into his 6th (7th?) major tournament, his goals and majestic skills have earned him a fearsome reputation among the opposition. Always looking to get forward at every opportunity and have shots on goal, Messi is /sp/'s top scorer. Despite missing out on the opportunity to repeat his Golden Boot performance, his activities on the field played a significant role in /sp/'s cup victories and they will look to him to continue that level of play.
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | N/A
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| |align="center" | 43
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| |align="center" | '''{{greentext|he does it for free}}'''
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| |align="center" |[[File:Janitor.jpg|x200px]]
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| {{greentext|he's a janitor}}
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| {{greentext|on the internet}}
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| {{greentext|on an anime imageboard}}
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| {{greentext|he does it for free}}
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| {{greentext|he takes his "job" very seriously}}
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| {{greentext|he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life}}
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| {{greentext|he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack}}
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| {{greentext|he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch}}
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| {{greentext|he will never have a real job}}
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| {{greentext|he will never move out of his parent's house}}
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| {{greentext|he will never be at a healthy weight}}
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| {{greentext|he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket}}
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| {{greentext|he will never have a girlfriend}}
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| {{greentext|he will never have any friends}}
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