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{{sq start player |no= |pos=RB|name={{tt|The Football War|It was mainly because Salvadorians were purchasing a lot of our lands back in the day but having a WC playoff during that time of tension gave it its title.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RB|name={{tt|The Football War|It was mainly because Salvadorians were purchasing a lot of our lands back in the day but having a WC playoff during that time of tension gave it its title.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Tiburcio Carias|The best president this country ever had, a misunderstood hero.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Tiburcio Carias|The best president this country ever had, a misunderstood hero.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|FUCKING TOLL BOOTHS|Good luck trying to go from San Lorenzo to Puerto Cortés. It's a wallet crucifying experience.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|THANKS ENEE|The most inefficient electric company known to mankind.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Palmerola|The never ending story about the replacement for our capital city airport.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Palmerola|The never ending story about the replacement for our capital city airport.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Salvador Nasralla|Journalist, sports commentator, know-it-all, leader of a party whose following have an average IQ of 59. And he's totally a straight guy.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Salvador Nasralla|Journalist, sports commentator, know-it-all, leader of a party whose following have an average IQ of 59. And he's totally a straight guy.}}}}
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{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Roberto Micheletti|The man who removed commies from premises and avoided us from becoming a worse version than current Venezuela.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Roberto Micheletti|The man who removed commies from premises and avoided us from becoming a worse version than current Venezuela.}}}}
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{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name={{tt|Milton "Chocolate" Flores|Nevar forget ;_;7}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name={{tt|2001 nevar forget|The team that knocked out Huezil at the Copa America and then failed to beat Trinidad in their own home}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|The $15 Baleada|A baleada is a street food that you can get for around $1, but in the Government's luxury resort, Indura, there's a luxury version of it that goes for a staggering $15.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|The $15 Baleada|A baleada is a street food that you can get for around $1, but in the Government's luxury resort, Indura, there's a luxury version of it that goes for a staggering $15.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Hurricane Mitch|When the expression 'Rock you like a hurricane' goes horribly wrong}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Hurricane Mitch|When the expression 'Rock you like a hurricane' goes horribly wrong}}}}
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{{sq player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|olimpiawinslol|Why do we even bother on having a so called football league when we all know it's a one horse race with some playoffs to make it exciting.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|olimpiawinslol|Why do we even bother on having a so called football league when we all know it's a one horse race with some playoffs to make it exciting.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name={{tt|You never know|A common saying here, the way it goes is 'You never know, said Chelato.' attributing this quote to the former NT manager José de la Paz Herrera aka Chelato, for saying 'You never know' so many god damned times}}.}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name={{tt|You never know|A common saying here, the way it goes is 'You never know, said Chelato.' attributing this quote to the former NT manager José de la Paz Herrera aka Chelato, for saying 'You never know' so many god damned times}}.}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|White city|no, it's not a city filled with white people, it's an archaelogical site in the middle of bumfuck nowhere that holds some secrets to some unknown civilization}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|Tigo Taser|The customer service over at phone carrier Tigo is something shocking, quite literally.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|El Chele|On every Honduran group of friends or coworkers, there's always the one they call 'El Chele' which means 'White Guy', even if he's browner than brown.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|El Chele|On every Honduran group of friends or coworkers, there's always the one they call 'El Chele' which means 'White Guy', even if he's browner than brown.}}}}
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Revision as of 03:58, 7 August 2016

/hnd/
What else can we do about it?
Hnd logo.png
/hnd/ - Honduras
Founded September 15th, 1821
Manager Billy Joya
Owner Juan Orlando Hernández
IRL manager Aitor Karanka !!vHwU8e1Ta/3
Team colors
Chat color 2956B2
Cerulean
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain
Website /hnd/ - Honduras
Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Team music
Anthem Tap Zap
Goal horn Sopa de Caracol - Banda Blanca
Kits


A team that probably won't get a chance to play but a good remedy to cure this terminal case of autism.

No. Position Player
  GK
4th Ballot
  LB
The Rosenthals
  CB
Murder capital of the world
  CB
Muh Maya heritage
  RB
The Football War
  DMF
Tiburcio Carias
  LMF
THANKS ENEE
  AMF
Palmerola
  AMF
Salvador Nasralla
  RMF
The Parade Girl
9
  SS
Roberto Micheletti
No. Position Player
  GK
2001 nevar forget
  LB
The $15 Baleada
  LB
Hurricane Mitch
  CB
Muh reconciliation
  CB
>Xiomara >a real candidate.
  CB
Dirty chicken
  RB
Juan Tortilla
  RB
Muh Globo TV
  LMF
olimpiawinslol
  LMF
You never know.
  RMF
Tigo Taser
  RMF
El Chele

Music Corner

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