/lgbt/ roster

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Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
1	The Closet	GK		>falling for the coming out meme
12	REPRESS REPRESS REPRESS	GK		>inb4 some trutrans autistically screeches

Defenders

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
13	YOU DON'T EXIST	CB		FtM? Asexual? Faithful bisexual? A lesbian that's not wearing plaid? Non-promiscuous gay man? YOU DON'T EXIST!
4	Hon	CB		Hope may spring eternal, but you should not let it.
7	Chaser	RB		A brilliant way for trannies to self-sabotage their lives even more; Not only does no one find you attractive, anyone who's interested in you is a creep!
14	Anime Made Me Trans	CB		First it made you gay with traps*, but it's worse than your busybody mother (that you almost certainly have Freudian issues with) feared. {*}DISCLAIMER; TRAPS MAY OR MAY NOT BE ACTUALLY GAY
2	Go Back To Tumblr	CB		The best way to trigger /lgbt/ is to conflate us with Tumblr, ironically enough.
18	Straight Crush	CB		Nothing hurts quite like an unworkable problem where no one's at fault. Especially if you're told being gay is a fault.
19	Ace	LB		>Do you still masturbate? Are you just gay? Can I change your sexuality with my dick? Is it just that you can't get laid? Did someone touch you when you were little? Am I getting too personal with this? DO YOU MASTURBATE? FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP.
17	TruTrans™	RB		How many layers of transition are you on?

Midfielders

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
9	Autogynephilia	AMF		How dare you find sexual pleasure while imagining a body that you don't feel dysphoric in? Disgraceful. NOT TRUTRANS.
11	Boipussy	CMF		Never will you as a manager or fan of a blue board be more embarrassed and slightly aroused than when you get a perfect shot, fuck it up, and the announcer yells "WIDE BOIPUSSY!"
15	Awkward Lesbian	DMF		Plaid, skinny, and a terminal shut-in, like all lesbians secretly want to be even though they attempt to defy the stereotypes.
5	Do I Pass?	DMF		You might get annoyed of hearing it, but trannies are more annoyed by constantly having to think about it.
6	/tttt/	LMF		Everyone knows that /lgbt/ stands for /trans trans trans trans/, as that's all you'll fucking find there. /tttt/ is the phenomenon of the LGB part of the board making a harmless jab, but this player is meta-/tttt/ too, by being another fucking trans representative!
20	Transbian	DMF		A man who took the "I'm a lesbian" joke too far, the most maligned of the autogynephillic crowd. Obviously real women aren't lesbians, so you're just going through a phase. Wait...deja vu?
3	>Biscum	DMF		Infamously promiscuous and craven, and may or may not actually exist, much like the reasoning for their despised status.
21	Special Snowflake	DMF		"So you can remember hundreds of pokemon names...but somehow my pronouns and gender identity are "too complicated"?" --Assigned Male Because Charmanders don't go "squirtle squirtle" you fucking faggot. --Anon
16	Straight Shitposter	LMF		"I'm not LGBT, I just come here for the memes and to trigger snowflakes" --Breeder scum!
23	Am I Gay?	LMF		Yeah probably. Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight.

Forwards

No.	Name	Position	Picture	Description
56	Alfred Kinsey	CF		"The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform." Creator of the Kinsey scale of sexuality and influential researcher in all manner of gay things. Famed for the phrase above, which now we have to rethink considering the depravities witnessed on 4chan. Still, a good guy.
99	LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G	LWF		EXCUSE ME, BIGOT, THE MOVEMENT'S WIDENED IT'S SCOPE! IT'S NOW RIGHTFULLY LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5GSDIAYYLMAO@#3DMSQPPP( )ZV&YSN6^8++ which stands for lettuce gay bacon transdemiqueer mailwoman 2soul femmyqueen bitransephemeral..." What has our fucking movement become?
88	Hi, /pol/	SS		We know the porn you like. >/polgbt/ love tryst when