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|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center"|'''Description''' | |width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center"|'''Debut | |width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center"|'''Debut''' | ||
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center"|'''Last Appearance''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LMF}} | ||
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|align="center"|[[Image:Herobrine.png|200px|Herobrine.png]] | |align="center"|[[Image:Herobrine.png|200px|Herobrine.png]] | ||
|align="center"|The subject of a 2010 Minecraft Creepypasta, Herobrine will fuck up your crops and crash your game if you're not careful. | |align="center"|The subject of a 2010 Minecraft Creepypasta, Herobrine will fuck up your crops and crash your game if you're not careful. | ||
|align="center"|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> | |||
|align="center"|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> | |align="center"|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> | ||
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|align="center"|[[Image:Deadbart.png|200px|Deadbart.png]] | |align="center"|[[Image:Deadbart.png|200px|Deadbart.png]] | ||
|align="center"|Note: Bart died on his way back to [[/trash/|his home planet]]. His spirit lives on through current player, Lost Media. | |align="center"|Note: Bart died on his way back to [[/trash/|his home planet]]. His spirit lives on through current player, Lost Media. | ||
|align="center"|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> | |||
|align="center"|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> | |align="center"|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> | ||
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|align="center"|[[Image:Clownstatue.png|200px|Clownstatue.png]] | |align="center"|[[Image:Clownstatue.png|200px|Clownstatue.png]] | ||
|align="center"|Who the hell owns a clown statue anyway? A classic urban legend is befitting of retro /x/. | |align="center"|Who the hell owns a clown statue anyway? A classic urban legend is befitting of retro /x/. | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> | ||
|align="center"|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
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|align="center"|[[Image:Creepychan.jpg|200px|Creepychan.jpg]] | |align="center"|[[Image:Creepychan.jpg|200px|Creepychan.jpg]] | ||
|align="center"|The cause of many an anon boner in the old days, Creepychan's fascination with blood and all things creepy led her to become a bit of an /x/ idol (She's 29 now btw. Feel old yet?). | |align="center"|The cause of many an anon boner in the old days, Creepychan's fascination with blood and all things creepy led her to become a bit of an /x/ idol (She's 29 now btw. Feel old yet?). | ||
|align="center"|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> | |||
|align="center"|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> | |align="center"|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> | ||
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|align="center"|[[Image:Mothman.jpg|200px|Mothman.jpg]] | |align="center"|[[Image:Mothman.jpg|200px|Mothman.jpg]] | ||
|align="center"|A staple of West Virginia folklore and Cryptozoology, Mothman sightings on /x/'s roster have been few and far between over the past few years. | |align="center"|A staple of West Virginia folklore and Cryptozoology, Mothman sightings on /x/'s roster have been few and far between over the past few years. | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> | ||
|align="center"|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
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|align="center"|[[Image:LavenderTown.jpg|200px|LavenderTown.jpg]] | |align="center"|[[Image:LavenderTown.jpg|200px|LavenderTown.jpg]] | ||
|align="center"|They say that the Lavender Town theme was responsible for a peak in suicides and illness of children between the ages of 7-12 in Japan back in February 27th, 1996. Pokemon kills. | |align="center"|They say that the Lavender Town theme was responsible for a peak in suicides and illness of children between the ages of 7-12 in Japan back in February 27th, 1996. Pokemon kills. | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> | ||
|align="center"|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position| | |align="center"|{{Position|CF}} | ||
|align="center"|n/a | |align="center"|n/a | ||
|align="center"| '''Lovecraft''' | |align="center"| '''Lovecraft''' | ||
|align="center"|[[Image:Lovecraft.png|200px|Lovecraft.png]] | |align="center"|[[Image:Lovecraft.png|200px|Lovecraft.png]] | ||
|align="center"|Horror fiction guru and father of several current and former /x/ players. | |align="center"|Horror fiction guru and father of several current and former /x/ players. | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> | ||
|align="center"|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|GK}}{{Position|RB}} | ||
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|align="center"|Ḩ̴̧̘̟̖ͧ̅̋̊̋̈̂͢Ę̸̛͙̲͕̣͉̪̼̞͎̌̾́ͦͭ̇̃ͪ̀ͦ͑̀͢ ̨̤͓͓̺̮̤͑̓͋ͩ͐ͦ̋̓ͫ̌ͪ̽̊̇ͧ̍̀͘C̵̢̨͓̘̠̠̦̫͚̳̤͚͓͙̦͆̅̌̂ͧͦ̀͐̽͑͗ͭͪͦͪͪ͐́ͅO̴̶̧̡̤̦̹̩̘̬̥̟̩̐͐̓ͣ̋͟ͅM̛̛̺͖̜̪͇͍̣̑ͭͫͤ͑̀͝E͉̞͔̝̼̥̱͊ͯ̂ͫͧ͆͢͠S͇͈̜͖ͦ̏̿ͤ͌ͥ͑̒́͌̐ͧ̚͘.̧̤͈͓̺̼̣͙̥͇̊̿̃̏̆ͯ́ͭ̌̔̽̉͌̚͘ Most people would look better if they were red and had gaping black ink filled holes instead of eyes and mouth. Likewise words are better when weird symbols jut out interfering with other peoples writing. | |align="center"|Ḩ̴̧̘̟̖ͧ̅̋̊̋̈̂͢Ę̸̛͙̲͕̣͉̪̼̞͎̌̾́ͦͭ̇̃ͪ̀ͦ͑̀͢ ̨̤͓͓̺̮̤͑̓͋ͩ͐ͦ̋̓ͫ̌ͪ̽̊̇ͧ̍̀͘C̵̢̨͓̘̠̠̦̫͚̳̤͚͓͙̦͆̅̌̂ͧͦ̀͐̽͑͗ͭͪͦͪͪ͐́ͅO̴̶̧̡̤̦̹̩̘̬̥̟̩̐͐̓ͣ̋͟ͅM̛̛̺͖̜̪͇͍̣̑ͭͫͤ͑̀͝E͉̞͔̝̼̥̱͊ͯ̂ͫͧ͆͢͠S͇͈̜͖ͦ̏̿ͤ͌ͥ͑̒́͌̐ͧ̚͘.̧̤͈͓̺̼̣͙̥͇̊̿̃̏̆ͯ́ͭ̌̔̽̉͌̚͘ Most people would look better if they were red and had gaping black ink filled holes instead of eyes and mouth. Likewise words are better when weird symbols jut out interfering with other peoples writing. | ||
Ḧ̸̛̗͇͕̘͎̤̗̝̟̗̠̮͎̦̥̺̯́̒ͣ̓̓̍͑͊̆͆͘͢ͅȨ̨̖̱͙̫̗̖̱͔̖̍ͭͪ̍ͯ͝͞ ̧̱͕̪̫̠͕̙̤̟̭̣̹̬̥̮̅̃ͦ͋̐ͧ̓̐ͮ̌̍͢ͅŴ̷̴̛͕͉̪̼̝͕͚̮̜̯͖̠͔̭͕͔̦̝̐ͩ̂̓̉́̚͡ͅÄ̸͖̩̯̙̖̦̝́ͣͬ̉ͦ̒̔̓̔̓ͧ͟͝Ỉ̶̢͔͔̭̻͚͔͉͉͂̍̓ͮ̀T̶̵̼̖̼̻͕̠̹̫͓̃ͫͥ̊̃̆͊̑͠S̸̨̨͕͎̦̥͓͎̖̼̥̪̥͙͙̲ͩ̋ͦ̈ͫ̈́̉̓̓͂̋̓͟ ̴̯̱̜̮ͯͥͣͥ͑̂̓̂̆͊͠B̷̦̞̼̫̺̻̠̂͗̽͌̂̽̋̑͊̽ͮ̀̚Ėͥͪ̐ͣ͊͗̇ͨ͊̈̆̄̇̈́̒͌ͧ҉̱͎͓͓̻̯̲̦̻̦̣̰́͜͠ͅH̏̇ͭ̆͒̀̽̒ͯ͟͞͏̙̲̜̤̝͈͎͓̮̼̹͕̫̗̞̮̼̬Ỉ̸͕͓̼̯̯̰͓ͯ̒̕͜N̸̸̡̟͎̳̫̼̗͕̗̠̹͙̰̪̈́ͪ̅̃͑ͧ͌͊̊̓̂͌͡D̴̛̺͎̥͚͙̜̞̜̬͑͆͋̔̌̓̐̇̉͐̇͌͑̀̚̕͟ͅ ̸̴̢͉̜̝̱̥͍͇͙͕̭̲̍̒́ͯ̀̇̚͘T̨ͯ͋ͪ̈̂̂̉̓̅̉ͬ͏̵̨̦̙͉͕̝̳͢H̵̛͎̞̤̺̹̜̼͚̣̥͓͍͕͉͌ͭ̇ͨ͒ͭ̇͋͑̔ͯ̏́͜Ȩ̷̫̥̮͙̗͖̟̋̇̈͗̒ͤ̌͒̎ͮ̔̃͂̏͢ ̵̨̖̤̰̹͕̣̜͈̹̮̔ͪ̎̇͝͡W̸͇̭̗̼͈̙̖̟ͭ̍͆ͬ͌͛ͣ̉ͥ̆͗ͩ͐̂̈́̈́͒͆̚͘͝͠ͅAͥ̑̈ͪ̽̍͋͗ͩ͒̿͗̾ͯ̉͏̷̧͍͎̲̫͓̥͍͎͝L̡̍̐́̄̉̃̅ͯ҉̷͖̥͇̣̠̮̗͇́͘L̸̷̲̹̝̼̫͓̝̙̦̅̓͂̍̋̑̍̋̃̏ͧ̐ͮ̀͠ͅ.̸̶̸̧̻̯͚͍̼̯͇͈̜͙̻͖̭̙̞̠̿͂͌̍͑͝ͅ | Ḧ̸̛̗͇͕̘͎̤̗̝̟̗̠̮͎̦̥̺̯́̒ͣ̓̓̍͑͊̆͆͘͢ͅȨ̨̖̱͙̫̗̖̱͔̖̍ͭͪ̍ͯ͝͞ ̧̱͕̪̫̠͕̙̤̟̭̣̹̬̥̮̅̃ͦ͋̐ͧ̓̐ͮ̌̍͢ͅŴ̷̴̛͕͉̪̼̝͕͚̮̜̯͖̠͔̭͕͔̦̝̐ͩ̂̓̉́̚͡ͅÄ̸͖̩̯̙̖̦̝́ͣͬ̉ͦ̒̔̓̔̓ͧ͟͝Ỉ̶̢͔͔̭̻͚͔͉͉͂̍̓ͮ̀T̶̵̼̖̼̻͕̠̹̫͓̃ͫͥ̊̃̆͊̑͠S̸̨̨͕͎̦̥͓͎̖̼̥̪̥͙͙̲ͩ̋ͦ̈ͫ̈́̉̓̓͂̋̓͟ ̴̯̱̜̮ͯͥͣͥ͑̂̓̂̆͊͠B̷̦̞̼̫̺̻̠̂͗̽͌̂̽̋̑͊̽ͮ̀̚Ėͥͪ̐ͣ͊͗̇ͨ͊̈̆̄̇̈́̒͌ͧ҉̱͎͓͓̻̯̲̦̻̦̣̰́͜͠ͅH̏̇ͭ̆͒̀̽̒ͯ͟͞͏̙̲̜̤̝͈͎͓̮̼̹͕̫̗̞̮̼̬Ỉ̸͕͓̼̯̯̰͓ͯ̒̕͜N̸̸̡̟͎̳̫̼̗͕̗̠̹͙̰̪̈́ͪ̅̃͑ͧ͌͊̊̓̂͌͡D̴̛̺͎̥͚͙̜̞̜̬͑͆͋̔̌̓̐̇̉͐̇͌͑̀̚̕͟ͅ ̸̴̢͉̜̝̱̥͍͇͙͕̭̲̍̒́ͯ̀̇̚͘T̨ͯ͋ͪ̈̂̂̉̓̅̉ͬ͏̵̨̦̙͉͕̝̳͢H̵̛͎̞̤̺̹̜̼͚̣̥͓͍͕͉͌ͭ̇ͨ͒ͭ̇͋͑̔ͯ̏́͜Ȩ̷̫̥̮͙̗͖̟̋̇̈͗̒ͤ̌͒̎ͮ̔̃͂̏͢ ̵̨̖̤̰̹͕̣̜͈̹̮̔ͪ̎̇͝͡W̸͇̭̗̼͈̙̖̟ͭ̍͆ͬ͌͛ͣ̉ͥ̆͗ͩ͐̂̈́̈́͒͆̚͘͝͠ͅAͥ̑̈ͪ̽̍͋͗ͩ͒̿͗̾ͯ̉͏̷̧͍͎̲̫͓̥͍͎͝L̡̍̐́̄̉̃̅ͯ҉̷͖̥͇̣̠̮̗͇́͘L̸̷̲̹̝̼̫͓̝̙̦̅̓͂̍̋̑̍̋̃̏ͧ̐ͮ̀͠ͅ.̸̶̸̧̻̯͚͍̼̯͇͈̜͙̻͖̭̙̞̠̿͂͌̍͑͝ͅ | ||
|align="center"|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]] | |align="center"|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> | ||
|align="center"|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} |
Revision as of 22:19, 16 October 2017
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8 | Herobrine | ![]() |
The subject of a 2010 Minecraft Creepypasta, Herobrine will fuck up your crops and crash your game if you're not careful. | 2012 4chan Winter Cup |
2012 4chan Summer Cup | ||||
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10 | Dead Bart | ![]() |
Note: Bart died on his way back to his home planet. His spirit lives on through current player, Lost Media. | 2012 4chan Winter Cup |
2012 4chan Summer Cup | ||||
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n/a | Clown Statue | ![]() |
Who the hell owns a clown statue anyway? A classic urban legend is befitting of retro /x/. | 2012 4chan Winter Cup |
2012 4chan Winter Cup | ||||
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4 | Creepychan | ![]() |
The cause of many an anon boner in the old days, Creepychan's fascination with blood and all things creepy led her to become a bit of an /x/ idol (She's 29 now btw. Feel old yet?). | 2012 4chan Winter Cup |
2013 4chan Winter Cup | ||||
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n/a | Mothman | ![]() |
A staple of West Virginia folklore and Cryptozoology, Mothman sightings on /x/'s roster have been few and far between over the past few years. | 2012 4chan Winter Cup |
2012 4chan Winter Cup | ||||
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19 | Lavender Town | ![]() |
They say that the Lavender Town theme was responsible for a peak in suicides and illness of children between the ages of 7-12 in Japan back in February 27th, 1996. Pokemon kills. | 2012 4chan Summer Cup |
2012 4chan Summer Cup | ||||
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n/a | Lovecraft | ![]() |
Horror fiction guru and father of several current and former /x/ players. | 2013 4chan Winter Cup |
2013 4chan Summer Cup | ||||
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30 | Z̴̴͍̗̭̠̱̪͎̓ͯ̑ͩ̐ͯ̃͂̈́̍̀̚̕a͐ͭ̓ͪ͢͡͏̟̭̼ľ̨͓̰̯͓̯̮̰͖̖̦͚͉̲̦̥ͭ̊̓̋̎͘͟͠gͯ͆̋ͥ͏̧̛̹͍͇̝͇̪͢͟o̡̟͔͔̺͚̙̳̜̣̣͖̼̙͓͈͈̞̥͖̓̀͐ͮͩ̓͟ | ![]() |
Ḩ̴̧̘̟̖ͧ̅̋̊̋̈̂͢Ę̸̛͙̲͕̣͉̪̼̞͎̌̾́ͦͭ̇̃ͪ̀ͦ͑̀͢ ̨̤͓͓̺̮̤͑̓͋ͩ͐ͦ̋̓ͫ̌ͪ̽̊̇ͧ̍̀͘C̵̢̨͓̘̠̠̦̫͚̳̤͚͓͙̦͆̅̌̂ͧͦ̀͐̽͑͗ͭͪͦͪͪ͐́ͅO̴̶̧̡̤̦̹̩̘̬̥̟̩̐͐̓ͣ̋͟ͅM̛̛̺͖̜̪͇͍̣̑ͭͫͤ͑̀͝E͉̞͔̝̼̥̱͊ͯ̂ͫͧ͆͢͠S͇͈̜͖ͦ̏̿ͤ͌ͥ͑̒́͌̐ͧ̚͘.̧̤͈͓̺̼̣͙̥͇̊̿̃̏̆ͯ́ͭ̌̔̽̉͌̚͘ Most people would look better if they were red and had gaping black ink filled holes instead of eyes and mouth. Likewise words are better when weird symbols jut out interfering with other peoples writing.
Ḧ̸̛̗͇͕̘͎̤̗̝̟̗̠̮͎̦̥̺̯́̒ͣ̓̓̍͑͊̆͆͘͢ͅȨ̨̖̱͙̫̗̖̱͔̖̍ͭͪ̍ͯ͝͞ ̧̱͕̪̫̠͕̙̤̟̭̣̹̬̥̮̅̃ͦ͋̐ͧ̓̐ͮ̌̍͢ͅŴ̷̴̛͕͉̪̼̝͕͚̮̜̯͖̠͔̭͕͔̦̝̐ͩ̂̓̉́̚͡ͅÄ̸͖̩̯̙̖̦̝́ͣͬ̉ͦ̒̔̓̔̓ͧ͟͝Ỉ̶̢͔͔̭̻͚͔͉͉͂̍̓ͮ̀T̶̵̼̖̼̻͕̠̹̫͓̃ͫͥ̊̃̆͊̑͠S̸̨̨͕͎̦̥͓͎̖̼̥̪̥͙͙̲ͩ̋ͦ̈ͫ̈́̉̓̓͂̋̓͟ ̴̯̱̜̮ͯͥͣͥ͑̂̓̂̆͊͠B̷̦̞̼̫̺̻̠̂͗̽͌̂̽̋̑͊̽ͮ̀̚Ėͥͪ̐ͣ͊͗̇ͨ͊̈̆̄̇̈́̒͌ͧ҉̱͎͓͓̻̯̲̦̻̦̣̰́͜͠ͅH̏̇ͭ̆͒̀̽̒ͯ͟͞͏̙̲̜̤̝͈͎͓̮̼̹͕̫̗̞̮̼̬Ỉ̸͕͓̼̯̯̰͓ͯ̒̕͜N̸̸̡̟͎̳̫̼̗͕̗̠̹͙̰̪̈́ͪ̅̃͑ͧ͌͊̊̓̂͌͡D̴̛̺͎̥͚͙̜̞̜̬͑͆͋̔̌̓̐̇̉͐̇͌͑̀̚̕͟ͅ ̸̴̢͉̜̝̱̥͍͇͙͕̭̲̍̒́ͯ̀̇̚͘T̨ͯ͋ͪ̈̂̂̉̓̅̉ͬ͏̵̨̦̙͉͕̝̳͢H̵̛͎̞̤̺̹̜̼͚̣̥͓͍͕͉͌ͭ̇ͨ͒ͭ̇͋͑̔ͯ̏́͜Ȩ̷̫̥̮͙̗͖̟̋̇̈͗̒ͤ̌͒̎ͮ̔̃͂̏͢ ̵̨̖̤̰̹͕̣̜͈̹̮̔ͪ̎̇͝͡W̸͇̭̗̼͈̙̖̟ͭ̍͆ͬ͌͛ͣ̉ͥ̆͗ͩ͐̂̈́̈́͒͆̚͘͝͠ͅAͥ̑̈ͪ̽̍͋͗ͩ͒̿͗̾ͯ̉͏̷̧͍͎̲̫͓̥͍͎͝L̡̍̐́̄̉̃̅ͯ҉̷͖̥͇̣̠̮̗͇́͘L̸̷̲̹̝̼̫͓̝̙̦̅̓͂̍̋̑̍̋̃̏ͧ̐ͮ̀͠ͅ.̸̶̸̧̻̯͚͍̼̯͇͈̜͙̻͖̭̙̞̠̿͂͌̍͑͝ͅ |
2012 4chan Winter Cup |
2014 4chan Summer Cup | ||||
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3 | The Rake | ![]() |
I have experienced the greatest terror. I see his eyes when I close mine. They are hollow. Black. They saw me and pierced me. His wet hand. I will not sleep. | n/a | |||||
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12 | UFO Hunter | ![]() |
I want to believe...so i get up every day at 7 am with my binoculars and camera and take pictures of blurry objects on the horizon. | n/a | |||||
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15 | Exorcist | ![]() |
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! | n/a | |||||
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6 | Holder Series | ![]() |
In any city, in any country, there's a mental institution or halfway house you can try any of these in. There were 2538 of these Objects, but 2000 were lost. The remaining 538 must never come together. Ever. | n/a | |||||
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26 | Deja Vu | ![]() |
You know that feeling when you've seen something before? Yeah, apparently it's paranormal enough for /x/, who knew. | n/a | |||||
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17 | Doppelganger | ![]() |
Everyone is unique! ...or not | n/a | |||||
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19 | Shoggoth | ![]() |
It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter. | n/a | |||||
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1 | Hoagie | ![]() |
An expert in ancient aliens on Mars, Hoagie is one of /x/'s top men when it comes to b̶u̶l̶l̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ goalkeeping. Moonlighting as /x/'s GK to pay for a new chair to replace his broken one that squeaks more than a thousand mice, he's out to prove himself. | n/a | |||||
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4 | Pyramid Head | ![]() |
Former Team Captain and the physical embodiment of one crazy man's dark repressed desires. Pyramid Head will not hesitate when presented with a chance to violate the opponent's net. | n/a |