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|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold'''
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Last updated on 12th August 2013. >implying updated
The players that will represent {{team away|sp}} in the [[File:SC24_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Summer Cup]].
Team Photo


New team photo SOON
===Goalkeepers===
Current Roster
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
Sub Starter Bronze Silver Gold
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Goalkeepers
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos.
No. Pos. Name Picture Description Physique Foot Boots Cards Cel. Notes
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
3
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
  GK
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
RGKnee Rgknee.jpg HE'S DOWN . . . DOWN AND HOLDING HIS KNEE
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|" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
Left
| 1
Adizero F-50
| '''So, it happened again'''
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!style="align:center;"| [[File:soithappenedagain.jpg|x200px]]
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| Whenever Manchester United lose, draw or generally underperform the Manchester United General, /mug/, will inevitably be posted beginning with "So, it happened again"
195cm / 95kg
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
85
|" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| 12
  GK
| '''Exposed
Da Burrs Dabears.jpg As loveable as he is fierce, /sp/'s first-choice goalkeeper Da Bears has survived a trial by fire. He had a stretch of difficulty starting in the 2011 Summer Cup, when he was benched after some poor performances, but has performed admirably ever since winning back the starting job. A series of heroic performances have saved the Goats from a few maulings, especially in the 2012 Summer Cup Group Stages. Da Bears' one weakness is the fact that his eyesight is impaired by his long fur, however he refuses to get it cut.
!style="align:center;"| [[File:exposed.jpg|x200px]]
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| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RODRI SAVE ME
Right
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Adizero F-50
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194cm / 88kg
1
  GK
>de gay Degay.jpg >de scription
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Right
Adizero F-50
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185cm / 86kg
Center Backs
45
  CB
Based Deng TYBD.jpg THANK YOU BASED DENG
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Right
Adizero F-50
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206cm / 100kg
70
  CB
Orson Welles Orsonwelles.jpg AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
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Left
Adizero F-50
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190cm / 78kg
13
  CB
Top lel Top lel.jpg The toppest of lels returns as a new man, looking to usher in a new generation of /sp/ and hoping to repeat his 2013 Winter Cup performance in honor of lyl.
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Right
Adizero F-50
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190cm / 82kg
25
  CB
Tony Kornheiser Kornheiser.jpg As one of the most experienced members of the /sp/ squad, Kornheiser commands a lot of admiration and respect from the team's younger players. His humorous and knowledgeable personality merged with a burning desire to prove that he isn't yesterday's news mean that he is a great player to have in the /sp/ defense.
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Left
Adizero F-50
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183cm / 84kg
22
  CB
HEEM SLEEPY Heemsleepy.gif "..."
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Right
Adizero F-50
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186cm / 79kg
18
  CB
18-1 18-1.jpg It has been implied by some of the more callous members of the media that 18-1 is "damaged goods" after he choked in an extremely important game a few years ago. However, despite the reservations of some of the fans, and the fear that he could bring a losing mentality to the team, the /sp/ management decided to sign him up. Since signing for the GOATS, 18-1 has been on a mission to prove his critics wrong, turning in a series of fine performances in the /sp/ defence.
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Left
Adizero F-50
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193cm / 102kg
34
  CB
>shaw Implying shaw.jpg After being left out of the roster for quite some time, >shaw makes his return as one of the classic /sp/ players
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Left
Adizero F-50
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216cm / 129kg
Defensive Midfielders
30
  DMF
VETTELWINSLOL Vettel wins lol.jpg —
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Left
Adizero F-50
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176cm / 72kg
55
  DMF
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT Blownthefuckout.jpg Called up after leading the /sp/ Under 21s to many crushing victories, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT would have needed some convincing by manager Loli that the senior /sp/ team would follow the same ideology. Known for his strong defensive performances, this player was probably told by Loli that a scrappy 1-0 win is indeed the same concept as blowing the opponent the fuck out. Either that or it indicates Loli's intentions for the future and his plan to make /sp/ win every game 8-0. We can only hope.
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Adizero F-50
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195cm / 91kg
4
  DMF
>Schalke Schalke.jpg —
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Adizero F-50
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183cm / 74kg
2
  DMF
Jagsguy Jagsguy.jpg Being a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars, Jagsguy has suffered a lot of sporting heartache over the years. However, if there's one thing he knows, it's what a losing team looks like. This knowledge has proved useful to the /sp/ management as it has allowed them to make changes to the team when things aren't going so well. Jagsguy is also a great player to have in the squad as he is very eager to prove himself. He holds the belief that if some of the players on the Jaguars team can be professional athletes, then he can too. This desire to reach the top has seen him become a fans' favourite in the few appearances that he's made for the /sp/ GOATS.
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Adizero F-50
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188cm / 73kg
11
  DMF
REKT Rekt.jpg —
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Adizero F-50
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194cm / 94kg
Midfielders
50
  AMF
USA USA USA USA USA USA.png USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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Adizero F-50
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180cm / 70kg
7
  AMF
George Costanza Costanza.jpg George Costanza. The Man. The Myth. The Legend. Bearing an amazing likeness to the Seinfeld character after whom he is named, Costanza has been another of /sp/'s standout performers. He is a real force to be reckoned with out on the wing, often linking up with MESSI, with whom he has formed a good partnership. On occasion he can also pop up with the odd spectacular blooter, earning him the nickname "The Walking Blooter Factory". I seriously hope you don't underestimate this man in 2011+2, as he crushes the competition in less than 6 games.
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Adipower Predator
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164cm / 83kg
10
  AMF
Messi Messi.jpg MESSI is /sp/'s talismanic striker and a real fans' favorite. Now going into his fifth major tournament, his goals and majestic skills have earned him a fearsome reputation among the opposition. Always looking to get forward at every opportunity and have shots on goal, MESSI is /sp/'s top scorer. Despite missing out on the opportunity to repeat his Golden Boot performance, his activities on the field played a significant role in /sp/'s cup victories and they will look to him to continue that level of play.
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Geometra Black
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169cm / 63kg
9
  CMF
Torres Torres.jpg TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
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Wave Ignitus II
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185cm / 78kg
6
  CMF
>The City of Manchester [[File:|x150px]] SIX YEARS
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Left
Adizero F-50
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185cm / 66kg
88
  CMF
>too much ass Toomuchass.jpg This newcomer from Ireland hopes to prove he's not just a one hit wonder. Despite controversy concerning his sexual predilections, he's proven popular with the /sp/ fanbase.
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Right
Adizero F-50
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180cm / 75kg
77
  CMF
EBAM EBAM.jpg 77 Years of hurt.. over


ENGLAND'S
===Defenders===


BRAVE
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|LB}}
| 93
| '''{{greentext|1993}}'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:1993.jpg|x200px]]
| {{tt|The last time a Canadian team won the NHL|national sport btw}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|LB}}
| 29
| '''We European'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:weeuropean.jpg|x200px]]
| Kylian Mbappé, who is of Cameroonian and Algerian descent, once used the phrase "We European" in a press conference
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|LB}}
| 5
| '''Ngubu'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:ngubu.jpg|x200px]]
| {{tt|luv 'im like me own son|references african players whose names don't make phonetic sense, important part of norf/souf memes}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 4
| '''An horse'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:horse.jpg|x200px]]
| Is an horse a athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 17
| '''700 Mirrion Dorrar'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:700mirriondorrar.png|x200px]]
| Japanese luckswing player Shohei Ohtani signed for the LA Dodgers on a contract worth 700 million dollars
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 9
| '''Vent Colombians'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:ventcolombians.jpg|x200px]]
| {{tt|During the 2024 Copa America final, ticketless Colombians started forcing themselves past security, climbing walls, and eventually crawling into ventilation shafts to get in.|Same week as the attempted assassination on Trump so the absolute state of burger security}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 24
| '''Please Watch Our Copa'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:pwoc.jpg|x250px]]
| {{tt|Temu Euros|The American equivalent of the European Championship were played at the same time, except the timezones that actually matter were asleep when it was on}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|CB}}
| 14
| '''SHE'S A DISGRACE'''
!style="align:center;"|[[File:shesadisgrace.png|250px|center]]
| {{tt|The Daily Mail is known for being an opinionated and controversial newspaper, and its online comment section is no different. British tennis player Emma Raducanu is often under fire, most recently for fucking up Andy Murray's final Wimbledon|Image is the default profile picture of a Daily Mail commenter and is sometimes used as OP images next to a parody comment}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|RB}}
| 90
| '''El Var Sinson'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:varsinson.jpg|250px]]
| {{tt|VAR when pronounced as a word sounds like how sudacas pronounce Bart, leading to inevitable associations with the Simpsons character|Simpson is pronounced Sinson}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|RB}}
| 89
| '''George Costanza'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:George-Costanza.png|250px]]
| {{greentext|giving the ball away to horsefuckers in a final}}
{{tt|i shiggy diggy|i seriously hope you don't need an explanation for this}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| {{Position|RB}}
| 3
| '''Universal Choking Sign'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:A_logo.png|250px]]
| pic unrelated
|}


ANDY
===Midfield===


MURRAY
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
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!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos.
Adizero F-50
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
—
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
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!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
190cm / 84kg
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
Forwards
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
23
|" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| 6
  CF
| '''Perro Caca'''
Lelbron Lelbron.jpg Back-to-back NBA champions hips
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Perrocaca.jpg|x200px]]
| perro caca
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| 19
| '''my reffies :)'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:myreffies.jpg|x200px]]
| {{tt|Influencing and bribing referees is illegal and morally wrong.| Unless, of course, it's /yourteam/ who benefits}}
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
|" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| 10
| '''Messi'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:mesi.png|x200px]]
| mesi
|}


Back-to-back NBA Finals MVP
===Forwards===


4x NBA MVP
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| No.
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pos
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Name
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Picture
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Description
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| 43
| '''{{greentext|he does it for free}}'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Janitor.jpg|x200px]]
| NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| 96
| '''THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:1324044528303.jpg|x200px]]
| *slips*
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| 66
| '''HE'S COMING HOME'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:FAKINGOALS.jpg|x200px]]
| Whenever England lose, domestic abuse cases skyrocket
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| 11
| '''Owen Goal'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:owengoal.jpg|x200px]]
| {{tt|The 2024 European Championship featured an entire 10 own goals (should've been 11, Kounde was robbed) while the next best scorers only managed 3.|On football stat pages, a red ball is used to indicate an own goal}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| 77
| '''gimi'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:gimi.jpg|x200px]]
| gimi
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| 33
| '''amd amx'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:amdamx.jpg|x200px]]
| Dutch F1 driver Max Verstappen was known, in the beginning of his career, for being a bit of a madman
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
|" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
| 7
| '''TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Tsu.jpg|x200px]]
| A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. In 2016, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.
|}


Back*-to-back 4chanc Up champion.
===Reserves===
 
{|{{Prettytable}}
IS THERE ANYTHING THIS MAN CAN'T DO? LEGOAT
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|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
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|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
Geometra Black
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|align="center" | '''RGKnee'''
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|A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already.
203cm / 95kg
|-
Doge
|align="center" | '''YOU LIKE THAT'''
Doge
|AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s
|-
  Doge
|align="center" | '''Who /a/ here?'''
Doge Doge.jpg Doge
|A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium.
Doge
|-
Doge
|align="center" | '''VETTELWINSLOL'''
Doge
|Formula 1 meme
Doge
|-
Doge
|align="center" | '''Is Flacco Elite?'''
Dogecm / Dogekg
|He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called {{greentext|120 MILLION DOLLARS}}
Former roster members
|-
 
|align="center" | '''/trb/'''
Copy paste older roster list from Loli's April edit
|The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club.
 
|-
This is the roster of players for /sp/.
|align="center" | '''UTV Archiver'''
Sub Starter Bronze Silver Gold
|A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing.  
Goalkeepers
|-
No. Pos. Name Picture Description Physique Foot Boots Cards Cel. Notes
|align="center" | '''Lad Banter'''
3
|It's just banter, m8.
|-
  GK
|align="center" | '''Outlaw'''
Cornball Brotha Cornball.jpg We keep hearing this so it makes us wonder deeper about him. We’ve talked to some people in the 4chan cup. Our question, which is just a straight, honest question, is he a goalie or is he a cornball goalie? He’s not really. Okay, he’s a goalie, We all know he has a qt3.14 gf. People always talk about how he’s clutch. There’s no information at all. We're all just trying to dig deeper into why he has an issue.
|The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today.
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|align="center" | '''eatdatpussy445'''
Adizero F-50
|A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger.
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|-
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|align="center" | '''Vaughncouver'''
195cm / 95kg
|Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player.
Center Backs
|-
16
|align="center" | '''Michael Wilbon'''
|Because.jpg
  CB
|-
SEC SPEED SECSPEED.jpg —
|align="center" | '''I really, really like women'''
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|He really, really likes them
Left
|-
Adizero F-50
|align="center" | '''System Babby'''
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|A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby...
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|-
185cm / 114kg
|align="center" | '''Nerman'''
Wing Midfielders
|Brazil's top meme
44
|-
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|still at the stadium}}'''
  LMF
|It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD?
Wobbler Wobbler.jpg Losing places from the start [ ]
|-
Bad pitstop [ ]
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|poop}}'''
FAIL undercut [ ]
|The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola.
DRS not working [ ]
|-
KERS failure [ ]
|align="center" | '''Roast Solo'''
Mysterious lack of grip [ ]
| DON'T POST IT
Incorrect tyre choice [ ]
|-
Staying out too long when it rains [ ]
|align="center" | '''Please Watch Our League'''
Flipping upside down [X]
| Please.
Vomiting in his helmet [ ]
|-
Eaten alive by a kangaroo [ ]
|align="center" | '''Refball'''
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| The MVP of every major sport.
Left
|-
Adizero F-50
|align="center" | '''USA USA USA'''
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| USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA...
11, 34
|-
182cm / 72kg
|align="center" | '''SKEEEUP'''
11
| SKEEUP, hol up, SKEEUP, lemme talk, SKEEEUP
|-
  RMF
|align="center" | '''WENGER OUT'''
Le Ibra Face Ibra.png HE IS ZLATAN. Le Ibra Face took a roundabout route to the /sp/ national side, playing in Chile for a while before his skills got noticed on a wider stage. Has a fractious relationship with many other squad members, having told Torres McIlroy once that “Mess-eye is shit”. As a result, Zlatan has been given an unfamiliar midfield role and it seems unlikely that he will be anything more while Torres is in charge.
| {{greentext|Arsenal finally not in the Champions League}}
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Left
|align="center" | '''amd amx'''
Adizero F-50
|{{greentext|Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got.}}
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|}
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[[Category:Official team rosters|sp]]
194cm / 94kg
20
  RMF
Long Throws: 20 Demiles.jpg After being replaced by younger brother /trb/ in the 2013 Winter Cup, he is back after Tony Pulis personally wrote to Loli pleading with him to reinstate him in the squad. Everybody knows the single most important a player needs is Long Throws: 20. Anything else is irrelevant.
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Adizero F-50
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37
189cm / 82kg
99
  LMF
PENULTY Penulty.jpg OUTDATEDL A badass from head to toe, /hoc/ has seen things that would make normal men have a mental breakdown and have them committed into a mental hospital. /hoc/ is an intimidating force on the field and off it - it was even rumoured that he shook off a broken leg to take part in the semi-final of the Summer Cup against /a/. However, being a borderline psychopath doesn't stop /hoc/ from impacting games positively - his height and strength have led to him becoming a potent threat in the air from set-pieces.
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Right
Adizero F-50
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21
176cm / 70kg
69
  LMF
4-1-2-1-2 BAYOL 41212BAYOL.jpg BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL. YES! IT'S BAYOL! 4-1-2-1-2 BAYOL! OH MY GOD, IT'S 4-1-2-1-2 BAYOL M8! Probably the greatest player to ever play the game and definitely better than Messhit, Penaldo and Nerman combined, Welsh ELITE player BAYOL will be bringing his talents to the /sp/ squad. Much to the delight of pace whores everywhere no doubt.
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Left
Adizero F-50
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72
186cm / 73kg
Midfielders
12
  DMF
Bork Laser Borklaser.jpg "NO! NO! NO!" I hear you shout. Goat Face has been replaced! Loli has decided that /sp/ needs more physical presence, and has instead opted for the veteran Brock Lesnar. Known more for his wrestling and martial arts, with some experience of handegg, he began training with the GOATs last year. Though his divegrass ability is limited, his ability to fight off many silverback gorillas may come in handy for /sp/ in future 4chan Cups.
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Adizero F-50
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191cm / 121kg
5
  DMF
Joe 'ELITE' Flacco Eliteflacco.png Everyone's favorite Elite Quarterback is back, after showing some quality in his debut tournament and helping /sp/ to win their second 4chan Cup less than a month after he won da Superb Owl. While there are still those that question his ability and his place on the team, there is no doubt that he will continue on and lead /sp/ to more glory in the future.
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Left
Geometra Black
P02
38, 112
191cm / 111kg
Forwards
Other
??
  ??
Lennay Kekua LennayKeuka.jpg Nobody is quite sure who she is, how she got here or why she is here. Nothing is known about this mysterious player yet somehow she has made it onto the /sp/ roster. She has never shown up for training or for a game. Questions have been raised about her legitimacy for the /sp/ squad
??
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??
??
??cm / ??kg

Latest revision as of 08:33, 24 November 2024

Sub Starter Silver Gold Bronze

The players that will represent Sp icon.png /sp/ in the SC24 Design C.png 2024 4chan Summer Cup.

Goalkeepers

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  GK
1 So, it happened again Soithappenedagain.jpg Whenever Manchester United lose, draw or generally underperform the Manchester United General, /mug/, will inevitably be posted beginning with "So, it happened again"
  GK
12 Exposed Exposed.jpg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RODRI SAVE ME

Defenders

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  LB
93 >1993 1993.jpg The last time a Canadian team won the NHL
  LB
29 We European Weeuropean.jpg Kylian Mbappé, who is of Cameroonian and Algerian descent, once used the phrase "We European" in a press conference
  LB
5 Ngubu Ngubu.jpg luv 'im like me own son
  CB
4 An horse Horse.jpg Is an horse a athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
  CB
17 700 Mirrion Dorrar 700mirriondorrar.png Japanese luckswing player Shohei Ohtani signed for the LA Dodgers on a contract worth 700 million dollars
  CB
9 Vent Colombians Ventcolombians.jpg During the 2024 Copa America final, ticketless Colombians started forcing themselves past security, climbing walls, and eventually crawling into ventilation shafts to get in.
  CB
24 Please Watch Our Copa Pwoc.jpg Temu Euros
  CB
14 SHE'S A DISGRACE
Shesadisgrace.png
 The Daily Mail is known for being an opinionated and controversial newspaper, and its online comment section is no different. British tennis player Emma Raducanu is often under fire, most recently for fucking up Andy Murray's final Wimbledon
  RB
90 El Var Sinson Varsinson.jpg VAR when pronounced as a word sounds like how sudacas pronounce Bart, leading to inevitable associations with the Simpsons character
  RB
89 George Costanza George-Costanza.png >giving the ball away to horsefuckers in a final

i shiggy diggy

  RB
3 Universal Choking Sign A logo.png pic unrelated

Midfield

Pos. No. Name Picture Description
  DMF
6 Perro Caca Perrocaca.jpg perro caca
  CMF
19 my reffies :) Myreffies.jpg Influencing and bribing referees is illegal and morally wrong.
  CMF
10 Messi Mesi.png mesi

Forwards

No. Pos Name Picture Description
  SS
43 >he does it for free Janitor.jpg NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
  SS
96 THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP 1324044528303.jpg *slips*
  SS
66 HE'S COMING HOME FAKINGOALS.jpg Whenever England lose, domestic abuse cases skyrocket
  SS
11 Owen Goal Owengoal.jpg The 2024 European Championship featured an entire 10 own goals (should've been 11, Kounde was robbed) while the next best scorers only managed 3.
  SS
77 gimi Gimi.jpg gimi
  SS
33 amd amx Amdamx.jpg Dutch F1 driver Max Verstappen was known, in the beginning of his career, for being a bit of a madman
  CF
7 TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU Tsu.jpg A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. In 2016, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.

Reserves

Name Description
RGKnee A quarterback from the Cleverland Browns whose injuries practically ruined his career already.
YOU LIKE THAT AKA, Captain Kirk from the Washington R******s
Who /a/ here? A phrase used by anime fans on /sp/ to call out fellow anime fans in a thread. This can lead to many responses with anime images, pissing off other /sp/artans who dislike the medium.
VETTELWINSLOL Formula 1 meme
Is Flacco Elite? He won a Super Bowl, so he must be. Could also be called >120 MILLION DOLLARS
/trb/ The name for Football Manager threads on /sp/. Sometimes known as /lgc/ - little girls club.
UTV Archiver A shitstorm from the /trb/ threads where some anon made a 96 page pdf file with lots of weird shit based on a tripfag named UTV. There were even a few videos in the pdf that gave the impression of that anon being in UTV's house without him knowing.
Lad Banter It's just banter, m8.
Outlaw The name shitposters gave themselves as part of a movement against the more strict moderation that /sp/ faces today.
eatdatpussy445 A really fat and really black Filthydelphia Iggles fan from youtube who has gotten angry as hell at the team on his videos more than once. He visited /sp/ briefly with a tripcode and was scared away by /b/-tards calling him a nigger.
Vaughncouver Classic /hoc/ image of Vince Vaughn pointing at a player.
Michael Wilbon Because.jpg
I really, really like women He really, really likes them
System Babby A player performs better when the team around him is helpful? Must be a system babby...
Nerman Brazil's top meme
>still at the stadium It's been hours since the match, did he really wait that long for a short interview on MOTD?
>poop The nickname given Manchester City's manager, Pep Guardiola.
Roast Solo DON'T POST IT
Please Watch Our League Please.
Refball The MVP of every major sport.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA...
SKEEEUP SKEEUP, hol up, SKEEUP, lemme talk, SKEEEUP
WENGER OUT >Arsenal finally not in the Champions League
amd amx >Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got.
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