/hato/

/hato/
Keeping Russia out, America in, and brainlets down.
/hato/ - Real Fuckin' NATO
Founded February 19th, 2019 IRL manager OmniO Team colors Chat color 667dd1 NATO Light Blue Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Fuck Argies Website /hato/ - Real Fuckin' NATO Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Ride of the Valkyries (Apocalypse Now cut) Victory Anthem World War III Goal horn CNC Generals: USA 06 Fuck Argies' Brace horn (LQ) Back in Control Gorilla Warfare's Goal horn (LQ) Navy Seal Musical Jack Daniels' Goal horn (LQ) Paint it Black RUSH B's Goal horn (LQ) Скоростная Трасса TWO WORLD WARS' Goal horn (LQ) Suicide is Painless xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx's Goal horn (LQ) I Keep Holding On (GFL cut)
Kits

Created solely for the purpose of keeping /blyat/ in check, /hato/ keeps the world safe from the threat of commies, slavs, and cheap vodka.

Until World War III, anyways.

Team #8 in the Girls' Frontleague.

See the Audio export for HQ audio files.

Lineup

No. Position Player 11   GK Kraut Space Magic 4   CB 1 Star MG 75   CB PTSD 50   LB >A >FUCKING >LEAF 6   RB (((Greatest Ally))) 19   DMF TWO WORLD WARS 9   DMF No Stoppan Power 16   CMF Jack Daniels 5   AMF Gorilla Warfare 69   SS xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx 82   CF Fuck Argies

No. Position Player 17   CB Fantasy Heroes 3   CB Sorry Belgium 1   LB Sniper Wolf 49   RB Buyfag 67   DMF Is That a FAMAS? 85   DMF Quality Control 20   CMF Tactical Tuna 36   CMF Angry Meido 41   AMF HKM4 23   AMF Offensive Handgun 90   SS RUSH B 2   CF 2B

Top row, left to right: Kraut Space Magic, 1 Star MG, TWO WORLD WARS, No Stoppan Power, PTSD, Fuck Argies. Bottom row: (((Greatest Ally))), >A >FUCKING >LEAF, xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx, Jack Daniels, Gorilla Warfare

Exports

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Aesthetics	Audio	Tactical	Pastebin
v3.1 All versions	v3.0	v3.1 All versions	Final day

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Goalkeepers

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	In-PES Character Model
11	GK	Kraut Space Magic		Before joining /gfg/, Sleepo Beepo was busy serving in the Kraut Space Force, keeping the stars safe from the Red Menace. Its special ammunition was definitely a factor in the G11 not being adopted due to "lack of possibility for NATO standardization". Which is kind of the point. Back text: LIKE CLOCKWORK

Defense

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	In-PES Character Model
4	CB	1 Star MG		Because she somehow manages to lose out to LWMMG, who is 2*. Back text: BROS...
75	CB	PTSD		After the end of Arctic Warfare, FN FNC thought it would all be over. But now she's received her latest assignment, and she's not sure what's worse. Back text: SURVIVORS GUILT
17	CB	Fantasy Heroes		A shitty mobage stole Glock 17's art. Pic Back text: DEMON RISING
3	CB	Sorry Belgium		In a room full of FN management, some displaced or wounded by the Nazis, a senior German ranking officer asked for a production licence to manufacture FALs within West Germany. They said no. Back text: WE SAID SORRY
50	LB	>A >FUCKING >LEAF		Holds the world record for longest sniper kill at 3,540 metres. Made in America, but the shooter was... you guessed it. Back text: WORLD RECORD
1	LB	Sniper Wolf		"I was born on a battlefield. Raised on a battlefield. Gunfire, sirens and screams... they were my lullabies... Hunted like dogs, day after day... driven from our ragged shelters... That... was my life." Back text: SET ME FREE
6	RB	(((Greatest Ally)))		Oy vey, we're your greatest non-NATO ally! Airstrikes? What airstrikes? Back text: REMEMBER THE
49	RB	Buyfag		The laziest bum in the base, she's already skipped past the Blu-rays and figures and gone straight to buying dakis. No wonder your gems were missing! Back text: SLIPPERY SLOPE

Midfield

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	In-PES Character Model
19	DMF	TWO WORLD WARS		Officially supplanted by the M9 as late as 1986, this trusty handgun has seen both World Wars, and several more to boot. A DMF who regularly joins the attack. If the opponent gets behind her, suicide is painless. Back text: BACK 2 BACK
9	DMF	No Stoppan Power		Back text: NO BULLY
67	DMF	is that a famas		ready to do some damage Back text: GIVE ME A CLIP
85	DMF	Quality Control		H&K was contracted to fix it and came out with the A2 in the year 2000. Back text: FIX IT KRAUTS
16	CMF	Jack Daniels		"Smell that? You smell that? Rigging, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of rigging in the morning. You know, one time we had a game played, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink brainlet. The smell, you know that semen smell, the whole game. Smelled like… Victory. Someday this league's gonna end…" Back text: APOCALYPSE NOW
20	CMF	Tactical Tuna		Everyday until you like it. Back text: DEADLIEST CATCH
36	CMF	Angry Meido		SKK once dropped to his knees and begged her to show him her panties. She's been like this ever since. Back text: SHOW ME UR PAN2
5	AMF	Gorilla Warfare		What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Back text: UR FCKING DED KDDO
41	AMF	HKM4		(USER WAS SUED FOR THIS POST) Where's the body? Back text: WE GOT HIM
23	AMF	Offensive Handgun		"Then there is the Mk23. Which is huge, accurate, reliable, (which it damn well better be, since it is the size and weight of a Mini-14) costs as much as a used car, huge, and is universally despised by the SF that it is issued to. ... But that’s okay, because the HK fan boys will explain that it is an OFFENSIVE handgun. Back text: U SUK N WE H8 U

Forwards

No.	Pos.	Name	Potrait	Description	In-PES Character Model
69	SS	xXx360xXxNoScOp3xXx		1v1 me faggot nuketown snipers only 1 like = 1 core Back text: SAMPLE TEXT
90	SS	RUSH B		AHHHH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE Back text: CYKA
82	CF	Fuck Argies		When she's not busy being the Right Arm of the Free World, she punishes dumb >whites who try and claim land that isn't theirs. It gets a bit awkward when both sides use her. Back text: THE FALKLANDS
2	CF	2B		>android created by humanity to fight evil robots >white hair, black clothes They didn't even try did they? Back text: GLORY 2 MANKIND