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/a/ failure.
8 years later and I still have no idea what I'm doing. Ascended to JOP. Douzo Lads CEO.
I do it all for free.


IRC: PWJP (never there)
Contact:
PWJP#9264 / pwjp  (>dicksword)


Skype: itspwjp (rarely online)
/magog/ roster (true):


Discord: PWJP#9264
/l/'s tactical export for /ag/ League 2: [http://puu.sh/xhYPG/b6a7e84289 Blatantly stolen tactics that were made worse maybe I don't know don't care. UPDATED  ] <br>
/l/'s aesthetic export: [https://mega.nz/#!Ph8V1A6R!NgYMoDZsnE4gNqSAgDHuzVW8MNK44F3AViLSMbwlAzU For the love of GOD tell me if anything's wrong] <br>
/l/'s meme pastebin for /ag/ League 2: [https://pastebin.com/J8BWg0g6 By the way sorry for tryharding lol]
{{SimpleBoardInfobox
|team= l
|name= lolikon
|motto= Volo ut crimen
|date= May 14th, 2016
|manager= Chris Hansen
|owner= Alex E. Cunny
|irl= <br> {{Anonymous|PWJP}} <br>
|color1= E35496
|color2= FFFFFF
|scorer= Party Van
|goals= 14
|assister= I want to commit a crime
|assists= An entire rep sheet's worth
|captain= I want to commit a crime
|w=6
|d=0
|l=2
|gf= 38
|ga= 27
|win_home= l
|win_away= creepy
|win_score_home= 12
|win_score_away= 5
|win_date= July 1st, 2017
|lose_home= l
|lose_away= f
|lose_score_home= 4
|lose_score_away= 6
|lose_date= July 2nd, 2017
|first_home= l
|first_away= creepy
|first_score_home= 12
|first_score_away= 5
|first_date= July 1st, 2017
|hex= E35496
|color= Purist's pink
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCodVbucTbo
|a_title= Moe jazz
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
|gh_title= Oingo Boingo - Little Girls
|altgh1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI
|altgh1_title= Billy Idol - White Wedding (There was no rock)
|nickname= /l/olicons
}}
==Roster==
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=|pos=GK |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Our hero and savior">Accel Spammer</span></span> }}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name=baitF}}
{{sq start player |no=|pos=LB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="SHE HATES IT">Loli haet pizza</span></span> }}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=21 glances at the camera}}
{{sq start player |no=|pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="What could it mean?">Cute and Funny</span></span> }}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=We will never understand}}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Contrary to popular belief, most people only like 2D lolis. Get that 3D filth out of here before we contact the Party Van">3D pls go</span></span> }}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Valorante shill}}
{{sq start player |no=|pos=RB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="I'm twenty!">Totally over 18</span></span> }}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=Jitu}}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Old enough">>too young</span></span> }}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=Pro player beauty committee}}
{{sq start  player |no=# |pos=CMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="I'm sorry">I'm quite sane</span></span> }}
{{sq bronze player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=lv. 99 choker (slav)}}
{{sq silver player |no=# |pos=CMF|name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Monobeno translation NEVER EVER ;_;">Smug loli best loli</span></span> }}
{{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=Fragging IGL}}
{{sq silver player |no=# |pos=AMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Do NOT follow lolis who offer you classic rock CDs, JUST DON'T">There was no rock</span></span> }}
{{sq bronze player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name=le wholesome chungus}}
{{sq gold player |no=# |pos=SS |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="And by that I of course mean stalking, to protect them from the shadows!">I want to commit a crime</span></span> {{captain}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name=Fraudwoo {{captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=# |pos=CF|name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Take a seat">Party Van</span></span> }}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name=Sp0tify.exe}}
 
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT DETAIL">High quality floors</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name=GOD JAME}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=LB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="You can be the one in the middle">Me on the left</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=Least kleptomaniac Romanian}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="You do NOT wanna know">>tracing</span></span>}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=Basketbol analogy}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="RED DRAGON">Ai Ai Ai</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Grim (the situation)}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Hi, this is Mitsuba, and you're watching Jackass">Obesity</span></span>}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Seething RA Chang}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=RB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Don't deny your instincts">HUMAN NATURE</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Pigeh}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Hestiafags can go and stay go">>oppai lolis >real lolis</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=Freya sniffers}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Thanks doctor Gil">ded cup</span></span>}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=IEM Oakland MVP}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Guaranteed doujins">Blonde vampires</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=Malding bettor}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="They must be PURE">Used goods</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name={{greentext|>NA}}}}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=SS |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="The lolis deserve to be free">Suffering</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=I MURDERED MY WIFE UOOOOOOOOH}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=SS |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="I want to ___ the thick dragon loli">Ravioli ravioli</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name=Vibrating anal plugs}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
==Match History==
{| class="wikitable" width=65%
|-
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 1 July 2017
|{{team away|creepy}}
|align=center|[[Fakkin Boolsheet Series III]]
|align=center|12-5 W
|<small>{{goal|10||45+5||65||68}} Party Van<br>{{goal|17||60}} There was no Rock<br>{{goal|20||45+1||81}} I Want to Commit a Crime<br>{{goal|32||38}} Ravioli Ravioli<br>{{goal|81}} This is not Ok</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 2 July 2017
|{{team away|umvc3}}
|align=center|[[Fakkin Boolsheet Series III]]
|align=center|8-6 W
|<small>{{goal|4||13||29||37}} Party Van<br>{{goal|16}} I Want to Commit a Crime<br>{{goal|19||34}} Smug Loli Best Loli<br>{{goal|83}} *Cunny</small>
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 2 July 2017
|{{team away|f}}
|align=center|[[Fakkin Boolsheet Series III]]
|align=center|4-6 L
|<small>{{goal|30}} Smug Loli Best Loli<br>{{goal|45+0}} Suffering<br>{{goal|65}} Party Van<br>{{goal|75}} There was no Rock</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 26 August 2017
|{{team away|metallurgy}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|69}} Smug Loli Best Loli <br> {{goal|82}} Party Van</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 28 August 2017
|{{team away|+@}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|3-0 W
|<small>{{goal|11}} There Was No Rock<br>{{goal|22||73}} Smug Loli Best Loli</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 31 August 2017
|{{team away|hsrpg}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|5-4 W
|<small>{{goal|26}} I Want To Commit A Crime<br>{{goal|30||58}} Party Van<br>{{goal|43}} This Is Not Ok<br>{{goal|90+6}} Smug Loli Best Loli</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 2 September 2017
|{{team away|lwa}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|3-2 W
|<small>{{goal|53}} Ravioli Ravioli <br>{{yel|59}} Obesity<br>{{goal|70}} Party Van<br>{{goal|82}} This is Not Okay</small>
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 9 September 2017
|{{team away|ll}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{yel|5}} *cunny<br>{{goal|68}} Party Van</small>
|}

Latest revision as of 09:30, 14 February 2025

8 years later and I still have no idea what I'm doing. Ascended to JOP. Douzo Lads CEO. I do it all for free.

Contact: PWJP#9264 / pwjp (>dicksword)

/magog/ roster (true):

No. Position Player
1
GK
baitF
2
LB
21 glances at the camera
3
CB
We will never understand
4
CB
Valorante shill
5
RB
Jitu
6
DMF
Pro player beauty committee
7
CMF
lv. 99 choker (slav)
8
CMF
Fragging IGL
9
AMF
le wholesome chungus
10
CF
Fraudwoo Captain
11
CF
Sp0tify.exe
No. Position Player
12
GK
GOD JAME
13
LB
Least kleptomaniac Romanian
14
LB
Basketbol analogy
15
CB
Grim (the situation)
16
CB
Seething RA Chang
17
CB
Pigeh
18
RB
Freya sniffers
19
RB
IEM Oakland MVP
20
DMF
Malding bettor
21
DMF
>>NA
22
CMF
I MURDERED MY WIFE UOOOOOOOOH
23
AMF
Vibrating anal plugs