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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| 10
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Leaf Girl <br> (Captain)'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Leaf Girl <br> (Captain)'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:leafgirl.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:leafgirl.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The {{greentext|Great >White}} North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not that she's ever taken a break from the latter.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The {{greentext|Great >White}} North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not that she's ever taken a break from the latter.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| 11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''Queen'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''Queen'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:bantqueen.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:bantqueen.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 08
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:blowitoutyourass.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:blowitoutyourass.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| IT'S CALLED '''SOCCER''' YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| IT'S CALLED '''SOCCER''' YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| 09
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Kot'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| '''Alzheimers'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:kot.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [[File:alzheimers.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| /bant/'s favorite animal. Constantly on the prowl, she pounces on any fool who dares come close to /bant/'s sacred goal. Get that ball, Kot!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [https://implyingrigged.info/w/images/9/90/Alz_spam.png let someone with alzheimers score anything]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"| 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;"| '''Bat Loli'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Bat Loli'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;"| [[File:banttan.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:banttan.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;"| A young board-tan of abject silliness and retardation, /bant/'s signature Bat Loli is the adorable personification of everything that is /bant/.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| A young board-tan of abject silliness and retardation, /bant/-tan is the adorable personification of /bant/.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| 6
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| '''Borche'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| '''Borche'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [[File:borche.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [[File:borche.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Kot'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:kot.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /bant/'s favorite animal. Constantly on the prowl, she pounces on any pooftah that dares come close to /bant/'s sacred goal. Get that pooftah, Kot!
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Aussie Girl'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Aussie Girl'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:aussiegirl.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:aussiegirl.png|200px|link=]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''the fishe'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''the fishe'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:fishe.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:fishe.png|200px|link=]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Morning Leader'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Morning Leader'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:morningleader.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:morningleader.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Thoughtful, observant and an excellent businessman, the Morning Leader is the iron will that defends /bant/ from all untrue sensationalism.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Thoughtful, observant and an excellent businessman, the Morning Leader is the iron will that defends /bant/ from all untrue sensationalism.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| '''Alzheimers'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [[File:alzheimers.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [https://implyingrigged.info/w/images/9/90/Alz_spam.png let someone with alzheimers score anything]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Flag of /bant/'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Toothpaste Kagari'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Animatedflagofbant.gif|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:toothpastekagari.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Nobody knows why /bant/ put a piece of cloth on the pitch; but now it proudly flies blocking the team goal.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Bringing up the rear of /bant/'s defence, Kagari is the tempting smile that attracts all shots straight into her face.<br> It is required to get octas before you score on her.<br> Sponsored by Aquafresh™
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| 23
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Okay, Real Talk'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Plague Doctor'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:realtalk.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:plaguedoctor.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Okay, real talk. This team is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Filthy peasants! I hereby diagnose this foul defence with THE GAY!
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| 22
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Burdo'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:burdo.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| Burdo is an action-loving slick dude and rumored to be a blackbelt in tae-spur-do. His sick shades and fashionable facial hair is guaranteed to leave his opponents in a cloud of smoke.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 20
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Redpilled Haircuts'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:redpilledhaircuts.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Threads for the most proper haircuts for the inevitable ethnostate, all /bant/ fans are encouraged to get one.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''le dank forced face'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''le dank forced face'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:Ledankforcedmemeface.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:Ledankforcedmemeface.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| 19
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''{{greentext|romania}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''{{greentext|romania}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:Implyingromania.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:Implyingromania.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | /bant/'s favorite punching bag, at least it gives us something to spam in the chat.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | /bant/'s favorite punching bag, at least it gives us something to spam in the chat.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 18
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Bant Plant'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Coke and Peanuts'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bantplant.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:cokeandpeanuts.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /bant/'s first <s>forced</s> meme. <br>When you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up, so this humble piece of household decor made its return to the field.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| G E R M A N E N G I N E E R I N G . <br> Coke and Peanuts is the drink of /bant/.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Bantanna'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''an*Mefags'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bantanna_peace.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:pooftahs.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Being the ever rebellious daughter of /pol/ and /jp/, Bantanna has decided to come help her team play in spite of her father.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| an*mefags fuck off. Management is under the impression that he is one himself.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 16
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''/qa/ lost'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Okay, Real Talk'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:alzheimers.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:realtalk.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| tsmt
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Okay, real talk. This team is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit, and frankly, I blame all the autistic managers for turning the place into a cancerous circlejerk, {{Anonymous|Grill|!!f0jyzNGZJZ3}} for his shit tactics, and {{Anonymous|EternalFlip|!!57l0cbOWbkI}} who types shit on a piece of paper and calls it "managing."
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 15
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Simon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Simon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:mayorsimon.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:mayorsimon.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 14
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Isle of Manlet'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Isle of Manlet'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:isleofmanlet.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:isleofmanlet.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_cP6CZ1CuC3dUo4NXFrZkZERGc Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches.]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_cP6CZ1CuC3dUo4NXFrZkZERGc Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches.]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 13
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Happy Day'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Average Brit'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:happyday.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:averagebrit.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten, never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy! wen day is dark, alway rember happy day
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| An accurate representation of the average citizen of the United Kingdom. Few object to it's legitimacy.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 12
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Happy Lizard'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''FUCK OFF POOFTAHS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:happylizard.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Pooftahsactua.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| The symbol of comfy on /bant/, Liz now protects the goal line with his bright cheery smile.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away.  
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Coke & Peanuts'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Bant Plant'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Cokeandpeanuts.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bantplant.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|G E R M A N E N G I N E E R I N G . }}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /bant/'s first <s>forced</s> meme. Management came to realize that a potted plant isn't the best choice for a Defensive Midfielder, and demoted it to a picture on the uniform. It now sits comfortably in a moderately sunny windowsill in the team's boarding house.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| 20
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Average Brit'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Happy Lizard'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:averagebrit.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:happylizard.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Feeling too tired to continue playing, this representation of all things British has decided to go take a nap.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| The symbol of comfy on /bant/, now rests in the team boarding house with the other /bant/ pets.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 22
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Burdo'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''I'M GOING GHOST'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:burdo.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:goingghost.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| Being the cool dude he is, Burdo has decided to drive off on his kickass motorcycle to see the rest of the world on his own.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| This guy is dead. It only makes sense.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Toothpaste Kagari'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Rooki'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:toothpastekagari.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:rooki.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Once bringing up the rear of /bant/'s defence, Kagari is the tempting smile that attracts all shots straight into her face.<br> It is required to get octas before you score on her.<br> Sponsored by Aquafresh™
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|/bant/ <br>>taking me off the roster}}
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 20
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Buy My Passu'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''anime'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Buypassu.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:bantanime.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Wanna have fun watching /bant/ play? Buy Hiro's passu, or elsu.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A spam staple in /bant/'s early years. The doggo now rests comfortably by the fire back home.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 19
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Blepe'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:blepe.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After his green cousin "died", Blepe rose to power until people realized that Matt Furie can go suck a dick. Then /bant/ also realized that frogposters can suck a dick, so they kicked Blepe out.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 13
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''FUCK OFF POOFTAHS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''frens'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Pooftahsactua.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:frens.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sadly, frens could not make even one frens after his [r9k] brothers garnered hatred on the board.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 15
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Plague Doctor'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''egge'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:plaguedoctor.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:egge.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Filthy peasants! I hereby diagnose this foul defence with THE GAY!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Utsuho-san ate it
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 18
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Parrote'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''/pol/'s trashcan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:Parrote.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:modsarefags.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| /bant/'s offical birb friend. His hobbies include: garrotting the pooftahs and eating crackers.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| This is no secret to those who have encountered the annoyingly common Unpaid Intern. But this one takes the cake.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Johnny Bravo'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:johnnybravo.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Johnny was sent back to /co/ for his CalArts treatment, it is unknown if he may ever return.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 15
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''an*Mefags'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Polish Cat'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:pooftahs.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:polishcat.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| an*mefags fuck off. Management is under the impression that he is one himself.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The meme of the infamous toilet plungers. The fat cat now rests next to the dog in the team's home.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 14
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Icecream Girl'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Flag of /bant/'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:alzheimers.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:flagofbant.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| She finally got married to Elliot Rodger.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Nobody knows /bant/ put a piece of cloth on the pitch; but now it proudly flies over the team house.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 13
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Redpilled Haircuts'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Cat of All Time'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:redpilledhaircuts.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Cat_of_all_time.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Threads for the most proper haircuts for the inevitable ethnostate, all /bant/ fans are encouraged to ask /pol/ transplants about them. After years of research it has been found that shaving your head is the most redpilled way to do your hair, there is no haircut.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Objectively one of the cat of all time. But not for PES. It is now one of the team's many pets.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 20
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Suiseiseki'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Swedish Fish'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:alzheimers.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:swedishfish.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Playing for multiple teams was too much for her
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We ate them all. No, seriously.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 12
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Boss Raid'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bossraid.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A beloved /bant/ pasttime, but now it sits in the drawer like all of the other abandoned software.
 
|}
|}


==Poll Results==
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_cP6CZ1CuC3WGNRQ3pJZ055d2s Summer 17 Roster Poll]<br>
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=13Hr_fVzbM1hMzD2MtILwbNLOJCnoO-0u Winter 18 Roster Poll]<br>
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=18HlIe8_xNHK2C6fP9reedhvDDkauunF2 Summer 18 Cultural Survey]<br>
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=1ydbhJVT10XJqnpaOi6YAN5MObGCsgqm- Autumn 18 Roster Poll]<br>
[[Category:Official team rosters|bant]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|bant]]

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Starters

Pos. Name Face Description
  CF
Leaf Girl
(Captain) 		Leafgirl.png A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The >Great >White North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not that she's ever taken a break from the latter.
  SS
Queen Bantqueen.jpg As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon.
  SS
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS Blowitoutyourass.jpg IT'S CALLED SOCCER YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
  AMF
Kot Kot.jpg /bant/'s favorite animal. Constantly on the prowl, she pounces on any fool who dares come close to /bant/'s sacred goal. Get that ball, Kot!
  CMF
Bat Loli Banttan.png A young board-tan of abject silliness and retardation, /bant/'s signature Bat Loli is the adorable personification of everything that is /bant/.
  CMF
Borche Borche.png This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters.
  RB
Aussie Girl Aussiegirl.png The loser of the shitposting war of May 2017, Aussie Girl is the bantering subordinate of Leaf Girl, both are equally lewd on and off the field.
  CB
the fishe Fishe.png Our Queen's favorite food and the main cause of the team's pungent smell. Tastes like victory.
  CB
Morning Leader Morningleader.png Thoughtful, observant and an excellent businessman, the Morning Leader is the iron will that defends /bant/ from all untrue sensationalism.
  LB
Alzheimers Alzheimers.jpg let someone with alzheimers score anything
  GK
Flag of /bant/ Animatedflagofbant.gif Nobody knows why /bant/ put a piece of cloth on the pitch; but now it proudly flies blocking the team goal.

Substitutes

Pos. Name Face Description
  CMF
Okay, Real Talk Realtalk.png Okay, real talk. This team is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit.
  CMF
le dank forced face Ledankforcedmemeface.jpg The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself
  RB
>romania Implyingromania.png /bant/'s favorite punching bag, at least it gives us something to spam in the chat.
  RB
Bant Plant Bantplant.png /bant/'s first forced meme.
When you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up, so this humble piece of household decor made its return to the field.
  CB
Bantanna Bantanna peace.png Being the ever rebellious daughter of /pol/ and /jp/, Bantanna has decided to come help her team play in spite of her father.
  CB
/qa/ lost Alzheimers.jpg tsmt
  CB
Simon Mayorsimon.jpg The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly.
  LB
Isle of Manlet Isleofmanlet.jpg Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches.
  LB
Happy Day Happyday.png pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten, never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy! wen day is dark, alway rember happy day
  GK
Happy Lizard Happylizard.jpg The symbol of comfy on /bant/, Liz now protects the goal line with his bright cheery smile.

Retired

Pos. Name Face Description
  DMF
Coke & Peanuts Cokeandpeanuts.jpg >G E R M A N E N G I N E E R I N G .
  CB
Average Brit Averagebrit.jpg Feeling too tired to continue playing, this representation of all things British has decided to go take a nap.
  DMF
Burdo Burdo.png Being the cool dude he is, Burdo has decided to drive off on his kickass motorcycle to see the rest of the world on his own.
  GK
Toothpaste Kagari Toothpastekagari.png Once bringing up the rear of /bant/'s defence, Kagari is the tempting smile that attracts all shots straight into her face.
It is required to get octas before you score on her.
Sponsored by Aquafresh™
  CB
Buy My Passu Buypassu.png Wanna have fun watching /bant/ play? Buy Hiro's passu, or elsu.
  GK
FUCK OFF POOFTAHS Pooftahsactua.png The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away.
  DMF
Plague Doctor Plaguedoctor.jpg Filthy peasants! I hereby diagnose this foul defence with THE GAY!
  DMF
Parrote Parrote.jpg /bant/'s offical birb friend. His hobbies include: garrotting the pooftahs and eating crackers.
  CB
an*Mefags Pooftahs.jpg an*mefags fuck off. Management is under the impression that he is one himself.
  CMF
Icecream Girl Alzheimers.jpg She finally got married to Elliot Rodger.
  CMF
Redpilled Haircuts Redpilledhaircuts.jpg Threads for the most proper haircuts for the inevitable ethnostate, all /bant/ fans are encouraged to ask /pol/ transplants about them. After years of research it has been found that shaving your head is the most redpilled way to do your hair, there is no haircut.
  CB
Suiseiseki Alzheimers.jpg Playing for multiple teams was too much for her
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