Difference between revisions of "/utg/ Roster"

Latest revision as of 00:58, 23 December 2024

That's right! These are your /utg/ players!
(DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.)

Starting Eleven

Pos.

Picture

No.

Name

FKAs

Description

Goals

Assists

Yellows

Reds

MotMs

Saves

Allows

Games (WDL)

Clean Sheets

	GK

1

The Original Starwalker

My lack of arms is Pissing me off.

2

67

36

27 (14-3-10)

9

	CB

24

Distant Trousle of Bones

*Flirt

<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES

4

1

3

0

1

	CB

29

YOU IDIOT

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!

0

2

1

0

	RB

25

Noodles Snowgrave

Watch what happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN!

0

1

0

	LB

15

Look out ?e's got a Knife!

Blue hair and (randomized) pronouns.

0

2

0

	DMF

32

Toby is a HACK

HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

0

1

0

	CMF

97

[BIG SHIT]

[BIG SHOT]

Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]

3

7

3

0

	CMF

5

Burgerpants

(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)

15

27

2

0

2

	AMF

7

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING

Chaos Jester
I CAN DO ANYTHING

Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.

10

7

4

0

3

	SS

6

DETERMINATION

It's you, the Fallen Child!
Wearing your colourful merch fills you with
D E T E R M I N A T I O N

41

26

3

0

10

	CF

10

BAD TIMES

sans.

59

32

0

19

Substitutions

Pos.

Picture

No.

Name

FKAs

Description

Goals

Assists

Yellows

Reds

MotMs

Saves

Allows

Games (WDL)

Clean Sheets

	GK

12

Father Alvin

Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... Confess.

0

23

22

12 (9-0-3)

2

	LB

8

OHH YESSSS

ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!

0

2

3

0

	LB

20

That's The Trash Can

Anime is Real

Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.

0

1

0

	CB

9

999999999

Chra
booby

We'll be together forever... won't we?

2

4

1

0

	CB

71

soft gote boi

EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fluffy Boy Power

The screaming horror

0

1

2

0

	CB

3

Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur

"Spike the Tyke"

Currently Offering: Tea

Not Currently Offering: Mercy

0

3

2

0

	RB

27

You're a Schizo Now

Sassy Gaster
Radical Gaster

That's my attack. Want an egg?

0

	RB

4

hOI

hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!

0

	DMF

14

The CHAD Lancer

He's back, and ready to destroy some knees.

0

	DMF

16

HEH, FREAK

La Creatura... Grande...

GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?

1

0

	DMF

22

The Undying Undyne

*Ditch

*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT

3

5

1

0

1

	DMF

18

TOTEM TIME

The "Original" Spamtotem

Melted. Frozen. Shattered... R̷̢̛̩̦̈́Ȅ̴͇͖̓͋Ḃ̷̨̗̼̀͠O̵̘̝̙͆͒̅R̸̤̤̫͂N̷͎̉̈

0

Retired Players

Pos.

Picture

No.

Name

FKAs

Description

Goals

Assists

Yellows

Reds

MotMs

Saves

Allows

Games (WDL)

Clean Sheets

	GK

0.0001

BUT IT REFUSED

</3
<3
BUT IT REFUSED

1

44

33

16 (7-3-6)

2

	GK

13

Blue Stop Sign

It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign!

0

33

22

11 (4-2-5)

1

	DMF

23

Dummy Posting

STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!!

2

0

1

0

1

	LB

19

WHAT'S HIS NAME

BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX?

0

1

0

	LB

2

Real MK Hours

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED!

0

1

0

	CB

17

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

Worship

No Booping Allowed

0

	DMF

11

GOATmom

Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.

3

0

	CB

2262

Krabs

Mr. Krabs

Constantly counting the days of his lizard-less suffering; even in retirement, the number climbs higher. Will his pain ever end?

0

2

0

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@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-==Starting XI==
+<big>That's right! These are your {{team away|utg}} players!</big>
+</br><small><small>(''DISCLAIMER: Some names and identities merged across AUs for record-keeping purposes.'')</small></small>
+== Starting Eleven ==
 {|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
 |-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
@@ Line 6: / Line 10: @@
 |width="1%" |'''No.'''
 |width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
-|width="95%" |'''Description'''
+|width="10%" align="center"|'''FKAs'''
-|width="1%" |'''Caps'''
+|width="20%" align="center"|'''Description'''
 |width="1%" |'''Goals'''
 |width="1%" |'''Assists'''
-|width="1%"|'''Saves'''
+|width="1%" |'''Yellows'''
+|width="1%"|'''Reds'''
+|width="1%" |'''MotMs'''
+|width="1%" |'''Saves'''
+|width="1%" |'''Allows'''
+|width="1%"|'''Games (WDL)'''
+|width="1%" |'''Clean Sheets'''
 |-bgcolor="c3d69b"
 |align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Gay priest.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Jobwalker.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''The Original Starwalker'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|My lack of arms is Pissing me off.
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''67'''
+|align="center"|'''36'''
+|align="center"|'''27 (14-3-10)'''
+|align="center"|'''9'''
+|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
+|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
+|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Flirt.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''24'''
+|align="center"|'''Distant Trousle of Bones'''
+|align="center"|*Flirt
+|align="center"|<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES
+|align="center"|'''4'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''3'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''1'''
-|align="center"|'''Father Alvin'''
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
 |-bgcolor="c3d69b"
@@ Line 28: / Line 61: @@
 |align="center"|'''29'''
 |align="center"|'''YOU IDIOT'''
+|align="center"|
 |align="center"|I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
-|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
+|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
-|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
+|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:chra.jpg|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTGNoelle.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''6'''
+|align="center"|'''25'''
-|align="center"|'''Chra'''
+|align="center"|'''Noodles Snowgrave'''
-|align="center"| greet im chra
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|Watch what happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN!
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
-|align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
-|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
-|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg_OH_YES.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''8'''
-|align="center"|'''OHH YESSSS'''
-|align="center"|<font face="Courier">'''ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!'''</font>
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="c3d69b"
 |align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Goat_mom.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTG_KrisRoster.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''11'''
+|align="center"|'''15'''
-|align="center"|'''GOATmom'''
+|align="center"|'''Look out ?e's got a Knife!'''
-|align="center"|Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|Blue hair and (randomized) pronouns.
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''2'''
-|align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
-|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
-|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:why.jpg|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''14'''
-|align="center"|'''Krabs'''
-|align="center"|"Constantly counting the days, but when will his pain end?"
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="c3d69b"
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:undyne spinning.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTG_toby.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''22'''
+|align="center"|'''32'''
-|align="center"|'''The Undying Undyne'''
+|align="center"|'''Toby is a HACK'''
-|align="center"|*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!<br />
+HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
 |align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
-|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
+|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
-|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
+|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Flirt.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTGSpamton.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''24'''
+|align="center"|'''97'''
-|align="center"|'''*Flirt'''
+|align="center"|'''[BIG SHIT]'''
-|align="center"|<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES
+|align="center"|[BIG SHOT]
-|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]
+|align="center"|'''3'''
+|align="center"|'''7'''
 |align="center"|'''3'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
-|-bgcolor="edda74"
-|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Determination.png|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''9'''
-|align="center"|'''DETERMINATION''' [[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]]
-|align="center"|It's you, the Fallen Child!<br />Wearing your colourful merch fills you with<br />D E T E R M I N A T I O N
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
-|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
+|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
 |align="center"|[[File:Utg_Burgerpants.gif|x100px]]
 |align="center"|'''5'''
 |align="center"|'''Burgerpants'''
+|align="center"|
 |align="center"|(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
+|align="center"|'''15'''
+|align="center"|'''27'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
+|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
+|align="center"|[[File:cum_suit_jevil.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''7'''
+|align="center"|'''I CAN'T DO ANYTHING'''
+|align="center"|Chaos Jester<br>I CAN DO ANYTHING
+|align="center"|Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.
+|align="center"|'''10'''
+|align="center"|'''7'''
+|align="center"|'''4'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|'''3'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|-bgcolor="edda74"
+|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Determination.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''6'''
+|align="center"|'''DETERMINATION'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|It's you, the Fallen Child!<br />Wearing your colourful merch fills you with<br />D E T E R M I N A T I O N
+|align="center"|'''41'''
+|align="center"|'''26'''
+|align="center"|'''3'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''10'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="edda74"
@@ Line 126: / Line 197: @@
 |align="center"|[[File:Bad_times.gif|x100px]]
 |align="center"|'''10'''
-|align="center"|'''BAD TIMES'''
+|align="center"|'''BAD TIMES''' [[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]]
+|align="center"|
 |align="center"|<font face="Comic Sans MS">sans.</font>
+|align="center"|'''59'''
+|align="center"|'''32'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''19'''
-|align="center"|'''4'''
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |}
 ==Substitutions==
 {|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
 |-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
@@ Line 141: / Line 219: @@
 |width="1%" |'''No.'''
 |width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
-|width="95%" |'''Description'''
+|width="10%" align="center"|'''FKAs'''
-|width="1%" |'''Caps'''
+|width="20%" align="center"|'''Description'''
 |width="1%" |'''Goals'''
 |width="1%" |'''Assists'''
-|width="1%"|'''Saves'''
+|width="1%" |'''Yellows'''
+|width="1%"|'''Reds'''
+|width="1%" |'''MotMs'''
+|width="1%" |'''Saves'''
+|width="1%" |'''Allows'''
+|width="1%"|'''Games (WDL)'''
+|width="1%" |'''Clean Sheets'''
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
 |align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Blue_Stop_Sign.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:Gay priest.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''13'''
+|align="center"|'''12'''
-|align="center"|'''Blue Stop Sign'''
+|align="center"|'''Father Alvin'''
-|align="center"|It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign!
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... ''Confess.''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''23'''
+|align="center"|'''22'''
+|align="center"|'''12 (9-0-3)'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
+|-bgcolor="ffffff"
+|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg_OH_YES.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''8'''
+|align="center"|'''OHH YESSSS'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|<font face="Courier">'''ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!'''</font>
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''3'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|'''6'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
-|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
+|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:EE.GIF|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Trash_Can.jpg|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''17'''
+|align="center"|'''20'''
-|align="center"|'''EEEEEEEEEEEEE'''
+|align="center"|'''That's The Trash Can'''
-|align="center"|The screaming horror
+|align="center"|Anime is Real
+|align="center"|Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
 |align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:C._Round2.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:chra.jpg|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''21'''
+|align="center"|'''9'''
-|align="center"|'''A normal C. round'''
+|align="center"|'''999999999'''
-|align="center"|"Rolling along merrily"
+|align="center"|Chra</br>booby
-|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|''We'll be together forever... won't we?''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''4'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
-|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
+|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg Whats his name.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:EE.GIF|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''19'''
+|align="center"|'''71'''
-|align="center"|'''WHAT'S HIS NAME'''
+|align="center"|'''soft gote boi'''
-|align="center"|BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX?
+|align="center"|EEEEEEEEEEEEE<br>Fluffy Boy Power
+|align="center"|The screaming horror
 |align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
-|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
+|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Monster_Kid.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg Epic divorse man.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''3'''
+|align="center"|'''Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur'''
+|align="center"|"Spike the Tyke"
+|align="center"|Currently Offering: Tea<br />
+Not Currently Offering: Mercy
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''3'''
 |align="center"|'''2'''
-|align="center"|'''Real MK Hours'''
-|align="center"|awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED!
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
 |align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:UTG_toby.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTGGaster.png|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''32'''
+|align="center"|'''27'''
-|align="center"|'''Toby is a HACK'''
+|align="center"|'''You're a Schizo Now'''
-|align="center"|HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!<br />
+|align="center"|Sassy Gaster<br>Radical Gaster
-HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
+|align="center"|That's my attack. Want an egg?
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
 |align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Sassy_gaster.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg_hoi.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''27'''
+|align="center"|'''4'''
-|align="center"|'''Sassy Gaster'''
+|align="center"|'''hOI'''
-|align="center"|"The sassy scientist"
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg Epic divorse man.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:utg_lancer.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''3'''
+|align="center"|'''14'''
-|align="center"|'''Asgore "Spike The Tyke" Dreemur'''
+|align="center"|'''The CHAD Lancer'''
-|align="center"|Currently Offering: Tea<br />
+|align="center"|
-Not Currently Offering: Mercy
+|align="center"|He's back, and ready to destroy some knees.
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg_hoi.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:UTGSusie.png|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''4'''
+|align="center"|'''16'''
-|align="center"|'''hOI'''
+|align="center"|'''HEH, FREAK'''
-|align="center"|hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
+|align="center"|La Creatura... Grande...
+|align="center"|GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |-bgcolor="ffffff"
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Trash_Can.jpg|x100px]]
+|align="center"|[[File:undyne spinning.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''20'''
+|align="center"|'''22'''
-|align="center"|'''That's The Trash Can'''
+|align="center"|'''The Undying Undyne'''
-|align="center"|Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.
+|align="center"|*Ditch
+|align="center"|*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT
+|align="center"|'''3'''
+|align="center"|'''5'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|-bgcolor="ffffff"
+|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
+|align="center"|[[File:UTGTotem.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''18'''
+|align="center"|'''TOTEM TIME'''
+|align="center"|The "Original" Spamtotem
+|align="center"|Melted. Frozen. Shattered... R̷̢̛̩̦̈́Ȅ̴͇͖̓͋Ḃ̷̨̗̼̀͠O̵̘̝̙͆͒̅R̸̤̤̫͂N̷͎̉̈
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|}
+== Retired Players ==
+{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
+|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
+|align="center"|'''Pos.'''
+|align="center"|'''Picture'''
+|width="1%" |'''No.'''
+|width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
+|width="10%" align="center"|'''FKAs'''
+|width="20%" align="center"|'''Description'''
+|width="1%" |'''Goals'''
+|width="1%" |'''Assists'''
+|width="1%" |'''Yellows'''
+|width="1%"|'''Reds'''
+|width="1%" |'''MotMs'''
+|width="1%" |'''Saves'''
+|width="1%" |'''Allows'''
+|width="1%"|'''Games (WDL)'''
+|width="1%" |'''Clean Sheets'''
+|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
+|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg_BIR.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''0.0001'''
+|align="center"|'''BUT IT REFUSED'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|</3 <br /> <3 <br />BUT IT REFUSED
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''44'''
+|align="center"|'''33'''
+|align="center"|'''16 (7-3-6)'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
+|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
+|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Blue_Stop_Sign.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''13'''
+|align="center"|'''Blue Stop Sign'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign!
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|'''33'''
+|align="center"|'''22'''
+|align="center"|'''11 (4-2-5)'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
-|-bgcolor="ffffff"
+|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
 |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
 |align="center"|[[File:UTG_Maddummy.gif|x100px]]
 |align="center"|'''23'''
 |align="center"|'''Dummy Posting'''
+|align="center"|
 |align="center"|STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!!
+|align="center"|'''2'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
+|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg Whats his name.png|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''19'''
+|align="center"|'''WHAT'S HIS NAME'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX?
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
+|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
+|align="center"|[[File:UTG_Monster_Kid.png|x100px]]
 |align="center"|'''2'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|'''Real MK Hours'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED!
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''1'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
+|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
+|align="center"|[[File:UTG_boop.gif|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''17'''
+|align="center"|'''I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT'''
+|align="center"|Worship
+|align="center"|No Booping Allowed
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
-|-bgcolor="ffffff"
-|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
+|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
-|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Worship.jpg|x100px]]
+|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
-|align="center"|'''7'''
+|align="center"|[[File:Utg_Goat_mom.gif|x100px]]
-|align="center"|'''WORSHIP'''
+|align="center"|'''11'''
-|align="center"|DO IT.
+|align="center"|'''GOATmom'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.
+|align="center"|'''3'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|-bgcolor="ffaaaa"
+|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
+|align="center"|[[File:why.jpg|x100px]]
+|align="center"|'''{{Age in days|month1=10|day1=30|year1=2018}}'''
+|align="center"|'''Krabs'''
+|align="center"|Mr. Krabs
+|align="center"|Constantly counting the days of his lizard-less suffering; even in retirement, the number climbs higher. Will his pain ever end?
+|align="center"|'''0'''
+|align="center"|'''2'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
 |align="center"|'''0'''
-|align="center"|'''N/A'''
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
+|align="center"|
 |}
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